FRB Diss Tracks

Salad fingers vs norman bates REWRITE

Cast
Cri as norman bates
ForgottenSon as salad fingers


Crew
Written by acexperts
beat by Ihaksi
Art by SuperGamerBro
Thumbnail by Box_soldier22
Mixed by JotaSeis


Lyrics

Norman bates
Hello im bates, here like reddit, to bring you fresh hell
Im so rusty, like your spoons, don't bring em to my motel
But i'm gonna have to diss, against a little kid 
Who’s probably standing here with pants filled with piss
You should stop before i warn mother
She could murder you and your glass brother
Who hates you, your stuck in a loop of your mistakes
So tell me failed soldier, why go against miss bates

Salad fingers
Greetings chap, im salad fingers, welcome to my aboud
Peaking raps? You aint got none, so you should go home
I thought i was weird but you and cumberdale make me sick
You are so close to your mum and call me the little kid
Norman bates, we are not the same
That chap Alex wants you to be okay
Got a hotel and your mother runs it?
While you fell off, now your at the back of a rotten fish
I crave my mothers attention, just like you do
But if she found someone else, im not jealous, unlike you
So norman i suggest you go to where you come from
I guess what i'm trying to say is, your mum

Norman bates
If? Your mother found one in your brother
Your mum is frail and old, call that glass mother
Sorry for interrupting chap, its still your turn bud
But if you step to bates motel, youre getting murdered

Salad fingers
You act like that your not weird, but you are
Watching your movie is how i got mental scares
I am my glass brother so your insults about him are weak
grabbed the guts you dont have out of birds, and you call me crazy? 

Norman bates
Who am I to talk crazy? At least I have social status
While your social life has become stagnant
Call me a psycho, crazy and oedipal, i’ve heard it all
But so have you, when you talk to the wall
I know its not my business but what's in your kitchen
I have seen more healthy people out of oliver twist, prick
I apologize for not cleaning, so you will end dusty
You best stay clean, and not like your spoons, rusty
When you step in the shower you aint living forever
Your relationships are just now like marrion, severed
I would say you live but the salad thing is
Ill stab you 23 times, call ya caesar salad fingers

Salad fingers
Well done, your verse had made me more sick than your mum
If you want to not get arrested keep your motel shut
Your gonna be rusty, youre your mothers puppet
And i have not been happier since i took mine and tossed it
Your like “its norman time” your that unlikeable
Been through so many redos your literally re-psycho-ble
So your weak and its known by the internet you never see
And perkins died a decade after the fourth movies release

Salad Fingers vs Norman Bates (ft. Cri and Forgottenson)

Quite a while ago, someone was tryna talk shit about Dustin’s content. A few years later, I’m sending a message.

Intro:
Yo Serena
You said you would kill for some stupid ass diss track beef
Well I assure you there’s nothing “stupid” about this beef
And that I’m gonna be the one doing the “killing”

Chorus:
I’m taking your crown, best be taking a fucking bow
Don’t wanna hear more “overpraised” shit come from you now
This track might be a few years late but I won the crowd
So better keep my boss’s name out your fucking mouth

Verse 1:
My G Serena, I see you’re tryna find some smoke
But we can scrap the E cuz you shoulda quit a while ago
I would say since you started that you’ve copied my entire flow
But based off Josiah Bartlet, you can’t even do that right, you dope

A slot in FRB staff is your top accomplishment
That should’ve been obvious off the fact the bars you drop are moderate 
Don’t need no profile edits, you pissed more than just Mancha off, son
I hear you’re Italian, of course all you brought’s a copypasta

Dawg, you got your ass cooked by Flooshy - you think you’d tear me up
Comparing yourself to the most mid Danganronpa character
Your Twitter’s filled with fictional chicks yet you ain’t get their games
Add a good role to your kin list, another thing you’ll never play

Zabroni, persona’s a phony
I’m known as a h*rseman, you’re known as a brony
Your frickin’ mixing makes me wanna shoot a chrome straight through my bootyhole
Flubbed Auditions so you went and switched to FML Studio

Talk shit and say bye to your job
When I pay Rabi three whole bucks to kick you out, you’ll be calling them the Firing Squad
And back a few mornings, came by your stream
Now tell me how you the worst V-tuber rapper since Mori Calliope

Ok that was a lie, I mean, I’m not that rude, sheesh
My screaming on your track was so hard that it had you peak
Does something smell in here? Damn, she reeks
It must bug you knowing that your highest height was Ants v. Bees

Chorus:
I’m taking your crown, best be taking a fucking bow
Don’t wanna hear more “overpraised” shit come from you now
This track might be a few years late but I won the crowd
So better keep my boss’s name out your fucking mouth 

Outro:
Sorry Serena I didn’t mean it you’re really cool
You’re my friend and you make cool music and I’m happy to be your friend
You are Italian tho so I guess nobody’s perfect, sorry

Mixed by Zagranis

“Overpraised” - Zagranis Diss Track (prod. by Anabolic Beatz)

El Silbón (Folklore) VS Death (Puss In Boots)

writing: me
voicework: me
poor mixing: me
beat: inphase

El Silbón

Ah, another lost soul travelling with a deathwish?
I hate dogs, that’s why I go after bitches.
I tower over you, call you petite perrito.
But, you’re such a copycat, you even stole my whistle.

Killed my father, now I’m cursed to roam the Llanos.
You tried to kill a puss, but we all know how that goes.
Mierda, can’t snare a scaredy cat, just spared I hear?
The stick in my hand ain’t for fetch, it’s to beat in-

Death

Fear… yes, I do love the smell of it.
Drenched with blood and alcohol, no need for disinfectant.
‘Cause I put the sick in sickle, while you’re getting old.
So skinny and sickly, we should call you El Sil-bone.

Maybe that’s why dogs find you tasty.
Carrying a stick and bag, but don’t run away, see
You’ve seen abuelo’s pets, but here’s the alpha of the pack.
You can run from me, señor, but you can’t run a track.

El Silbón

Hijo de puta, seems like you’re still alive.
I thought you’d be gone, considering your screen time.
In your movie, you’re a third of the villains.
They built me a statue just to capture my image.

And the cheaters and womanisers that we all live with?
I kill with righteousness, saving all the victims.
I hate drunkards and such, but mostly this bastard.
You won’t get a last wish, but you’ll get some last words.

Death

Ah, finally. This should be fun.
You’ve ruined the rap, which means the battle has begun.
Such a coward, you alone couldn’t get deer meat.
Is your hair standing up or are you just happy to see me?

I may live in a world full of animals,
But I’m not barbaric enough to be a cannibal.
You should count down behind that door, ‘cause before I leave,
I blow the whistle out, and I don’t mean metaphorically.

El Silbón VS Death - Rap Battle

Some people think they can act however they want and get away with it. Beat produced by 2Deep.

I got a "Lethal Premonition" that this prick just wants to start something
You're a bread grifting bitch, and I'm duck hunting
You're a fucking cunt, always tryna stir the pot
Get on my plane and I'll show you what I do to opps
Trapped in the arctic, snow back and forth
In an impromptu boxing match with Norm of the North
Swarming in hoards, lock all your doors, yeah you got me bored
Soon you'll see what I've got in store

Summoned by everyone that is angry you're in our place
Cocky but too much of a pussy to show off his face
Armed with an Injector that kills and poisons whole landscapes
But I could never match the toxicity of your fanbase
I rap so damn good it's creepy
Someone get this dude some Febreze
You and Leo should just retreat
You spent your childhood getting freebies

Gimme one duck and I'll feast for weeks
Tryhard in those FRBs, you're a freak to me
You leech and feed, steaming when there's beef to be
I'm keeping free, but this dude's been mean to me
If you wanna be a fucking boss, not to boast
Grab a pen and paper and start taking down some notes
Number 1, don't you ever fuck with the pros
Number 2, don't you ever mess with my show

I rap when I want, I kill in one shot
My lines are super effective because they're so hot
I guess there are some things you can't just mend
Don't you dare respond or else it's the fucking end

Capital Punishment (Psytube Diss)

LYRICS:
Well I guess I gotta give a motherfuckin response
To a theater kid who’s thinking he won this one
Cast a spell on this shithead: seance
Who’s thinkin his wack track left me dropped

Wanna beef with Z? That’s cool to me
You’re a horseman? Well, you’re a fool to me
Your comedy carries you, without it you’re lesser
I’m about to wreak havoc on FRB’s Jester

You picked me as a target cause I’m the only one that you know
That’s known for not handling shit well, you really hit a new low
Is that the most tasteless thing you’ve done? Well who knows?
Actually it’s second, we won’t even talk about Bruno

I’m sick of you popping up in the convo and thinking you’re owning the place
I’m sick of you talking to kids and rubbing your fame in their face
I’m sick of messages being interrupted by your dumbass schemes
“Hey you like this battle? That’s cool, hey check this dead meme!”

You got frayed laces, you’re so shameless,
you ain’t blameless, rep ain’t stainless,
it’s time to face this, don’t need to blame us
Your shitty jokes don’t entertain us

I know the path is rocky, but you really gotta fight
Mark the line in the sand, disappear into the night
I see you in the server, crying and whining “someone notice me!”
Aren’t you a horseman, this unbreakable titan? Supposedly?

Think outside the box for once and have some self awareness
Halloween was only shit because your dumbass screaming scared us
It prepares us for the time, when your life takes a decline
Trapped inside your mind “Comic Sans is still funny right guys?”

Spend so much time goofing on Jo you forgot how to be productive
Talk about being constructive when all you do is be destructive
I only mixed your diss track so when I go to spit back
I know to avoid all the chit chat just to say your shit’s wack

I killed this in under 2, pack your bags, get up, go home
I’m sorry for being rude but when it comes to this it’s no joke

Mixed and Mastered by me I don't need someone else to do it

Think Outside The Box (Snakebite126 Response) (Prod. Anywaywell)

Verse (0:11)
Oh God, where do I start, I know i talk a lot and can piss you off, but you got too much issues to start with,
Or maybe I can ask this very pasty boy ‘bout the lies he tells us on a daily basis
No, yeah, that can wait a minute, tell me why you just like Ayden, lonely nerd, uncreative, that spends his time rippin’ me off
And he’s a goofy water starter that’s mostly hated and berated with L’s whenever he talks

Back to the lies, he says he awesome, he’s not just get a load of this guy bruhhh
Says he’s praised, only time we’re on our knees is when begging to rid that Padilla ass haircut
And if he did cut it, he’d get bullied to his coffin cuz he looks like fucking Vector
But he chooses to walk around lookin’ like an emo kid straight outta Twitter 

Most my shit’s experimental while that voice sounds like an experiment gone mental
How you’re the lesser man next to your girlfriend, that shit deserves a metal
He gets pissy when we all label him as lame and gay and he clearly is
I mean kid explain what half the shit you and Grasman talk about is

Aye, claim i’m your best friend yet every day i’m always gettin’ replaced
With the same nerds you complain about in those essays you send almost every day
You tend to bitch about MY art being used, like you’re jealous of MY success as Mimikyu
And if it wasn’t for MY name carrying YOU, you would’ve been better off as the next acexperts, dude

Beat produced by kirk
Written and recorded in like 2 hours LMAO
This was made for jokes and funny reasons so if it’s off beat who cares

The Nugget Lameness (prod. kirk)

Henry Vs Henry was a battle that really showed your abilities.
I didn’t help anything but still got a credit thanking me.
Not getting in the top 10 was sad and unlucky.
But I still laugh that you lost to huggy fuckin’ wuggy.

Crazy you have a crew yet 3 people really work on your battles
Really high quality! Yet trav shark has more subs on his channel.
Not a diss to Trav what he does is pretty impressive!
Can’t say the same for racist bars made by Grasman. Pretty offensive. 

You’re more of a box head than the art that you make.
Stop making fnaf and serial killer battles for god sake!
Ok I’m done here. I would love to hear a rebuttal from you now
Well. If you don’t have BDGR's meat in your mouth. 

Mixed by my favorite homosexual BDGR! 

This was recorded at school.

mowing the grass (Prod. LEXNOUR)

Lyrics:
That was impressive, Z, you took me aback with the shit you said to me
But let us be real, you only entered the diss track beef because you’re too insecure to commit to an FRB
Now this snake bit the hand that fed her? I saw your rise and now I’m having you dip
Pretty telling that your solo music career hit its max at the mix for Rap Battle Kid

Your brand is Z because you’re bland, put people in the crowd to sleep and leave ‘em counting sheep 
Tryna clown on me for being random XD? Being trans is your whole personality
You’re such a basic white girl, bet I could catch you at Starbucks off your shift
Asking for extra sugar to go with the Ko-fi your Twitter’s clogged up with

I couldn’t count all the times that Ms. Z’s lost her head
If you call yourself a queen, you’re Marie Antoinette
How you gonna fire at the Halloween event when
You were meant to be the host and still were screaming at them

And you said people don’t find me funny, but also that without my comedy I’m lesser
The picture you’re laying out is inconsistent, guess you don’t need Jacob to tell you who Paints better

Now let me bring up your one good line
Don’t talk about Bruno? Then I’ll shed some Light
Didn’t think we’d forget that, right?
Screw sins, that performance made me wanna straight cleanse my mind

I’ve earned my place, helped FRB’s talent expand fast
The only thing you’re leaving behind is Rap Clash
You dropped that doc and it was wild
Before you went and censored it like it was on your old freestyle

So go call up Shimario
Mason and all of those jokers who wrote your best audio
Ask ‘em to write up some bars of note
Cause a draft I’d spend an hour on’d topple your awful show

How about you ask your boyfriend for his TARDIS
You’re gonna wanna travel to before this shit started
Said you won’t respond to this, hope you keep your promise
Cause I’d rather watch Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared than that dogshit

Produced by Epistra
Mixed by me because I don't need to pay someone to slap a preset on some vocals and call it a day

"Mourn the Queen" - Zagranis Response (prod. by Epistra)

You had the choice to quit before you started, and you didn't take it. I hope you're happy now, fuckhead.

Beat by Lexnour
Everything Else by Me

Norm of the North just hit me on a text
Last night I chopped off his fucking head
Then I put my ear to the pot, there’s some beef brewin’
Looks like another challenge for me to beat you in

If you wanna talk shit then stick to your story
Look at this message where you said that I was awesome
Eddie brought this guy up from the bottom then he dropped him
Say it to my face if you want a fucking problem

I’ve heard your spiel a thousand times, I’m bored of it
Rap Battle King at 16? Cool bro, I was doing normal shit
Corny bitch, it’s over now, my power’s been brought to my eyes
And if you can’t do the same then why not just commit-

GRAAAAGGHH
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU FUCKING FREAK
It’s diss season and I know that you’re feeling the heat
It won't be pretty if I see this kid in the streets
Glock leave you dead silent like your last battle’s release

I won't rest until this cunt dies
You're a keyboard warrior while I've been on the front line
Just check my street cred, you're a social reject
All my FRBs? Wrecked! And this punk'll be next

I really hope you ain’t thinkin’ I’m afraid of ya
Don’t make me go buy a plane ticket to Australia
I’m fucking sick and tired of the bullying
So now I’m going fully in

[Hook]
Now I’m getting Sweet Revenge
Step up to me and you’ll meet your end
I’m usually a peaceful man
But now I’m unleashing the beast within
Waaaaalk
Don’t taaaaalk
I’mma get out my fork and then eat you like pork
Don’t fuck with me again

Sweet Revenge (WalkAwesomeMovies Diss)

LYRICS:

Yall dont know who you will mess with
Everybody here stumbles after a sentence
Crumbles in every message, fumbling all your rap shit
Now I’m here to bring the answers to everyone’s questions
Benny you so tiny you are smaller than your ant farm
Benny you so whiny I’ll crush you faster than a scrapyard
Serena you’re annoying and Psytube you’re just lazy
Eddie you’re a pussy and Raichous you have babies
Jesse you’re so clumsy and BDGR you sound sickened
Seth you are too sleepy and Nugget you’re a chicken
Leo let’s concentrate on you for a second
You’re the fancy little british man who thinks he’s a legend
You wear your top hat to school and in summer you wear your mittens
And you say good heavens when someone steps in your kitchen

OOOOOOOO its the disstrack god
OOOOOOOO i can diss the lot
OOOOOOOO im the greatest on the scene
OOOOOOOO this is not a dream

Now i’ll pass the mic to littleflecks

Leo, you’re a kid who reeks
Maybe because you chimney sweep 
Maybe because you bath in the sink 
And it’s filled with mint green tea. 
Maybe ‘cuz you spent a week 
Cleaning streets up of shit and pee 
FRB thinks that you’re a cunt
Buddy you’re just a dick to me 
Funny, got a history 
Of cumming over history
But in the history book our kids will read
It says he’s a freak 
Posh twat with a top hat, try to talk smack
Got that four-eyed glasses fogging up so how he would make contact
Smoking pipe since 1805 yet you’re still choke on mics and
Once you farted potently and inspired Openheimer explosions, wild 
There’s no denying, that you’re a hopeless liar 
Old man in the body of a overgrown and rodent child
Where’s your bowtie at? 
Lookin’ like a mascot for Oscar Myers that got found taking dope
And lighting up crack pipes and then got fired. 
Man resembles Richie Rich if that little kid lost a trial 
Got thrown in jail for his whole attire 
Man belongs in an old asylum
Looking more ghastly and cold as ice than a poltergeist does 
I told him twice that
If he don’t stop if Rowely Jefferson act and betters himself
Than he’ll end up alone and dying, it’s over finally

"Diss Track God" - FRB Diss Track (Prod. by Insanebeatz)

Guh!

STARRING 
Azia as Maka Albarn 
TheBabyBeef as Calliope Mori 

Written by
ForgottenSon 

Beat by
Trunxks 

Mixed by:
Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Thumbnail by:
Box


Maka:  
Well, would you look at this? seems I got a new assignment
beat you in the art of rhyme and take your soul into confinement.
Are you sure you’re not a Kishin with the souls you’ve been reaping?
Nevertheless let's begin, start the End Of A Life then!  
You can ask my partner, Soul, my flow is sharper than a scythe 
So if you wanna piece of me, I’ll give it to you by the slice! (Yeah)
Think you're all that? Well, Miss, I got a newsflash for ya
You’re the favorite Vtuber of folks who’ve never heard of Gura!
Like your tracking, I am going through the motions.
Exposing all my opponents to the moment they're demoted 
to having their souls stolen. So start hoping for atonement 
Or I'll leave you, Calliope, like your Japanese - broken! (ooh)
The Shinigami’s apprentice? I find that quite silly, and frankly
I’ve seen scarier Grim Reapers out of Billy and Mandy.
And, correct me, cuz I’ve been somewhat skeptic
Is the reason for your sub-count thanks to the Pandemic?

Calliope:
Guh! What’s up, chat? It’s ya Boy, Calliope!!
And today there’s a little girl tryna pick a fight with me
I'll show y'all once again that streams like this aren't for children
Lemme take this beat here, the Reaper's going back to killing!
You really tried and clearly strived but keep in mind you realize
that, it’s because of you, Maka, that your own partner nearly died
So hear these rhymes inside your coffin, I guess it's safe to say
this ain’t gonna end well…kinda like your anime 
No matter what I undertake, the crowd will watch without a doubt
While they only watched you til FMA: Brotherhood came out 
And when your prequel was released to bring you back to the top
it left all your fans saying “This is Soul Eater…NOT!” (GUH!)
You say you’re a fire spitter? Maka, I would beg to differ.
Wanna fight? Then my scythe will swipe right like it was Tinder!
​​So stubborn to your friends and hit them with books you cause harm
I could just call you a tsundere… Baka Albarn!

Maka:
Did you think that would beat me? Your head’s screwed like Dr. Stein's.
That whole show was see-through, no wonder you're from Holo-live.
and stop those lies, a tsundere? Like how you act is any less 
Don't try and hide the fact you want Takanashi's chicken legs (Ha Ha!)
I’ve looked at your backstory and it repeats in your disses
Cuz you’ll change careers again when you’re lacking in sickness. 
Yes, we're both scythe wielders but I don't need one to slay this
looks like this reaper's been put on an indefinite hiatus

Calliope:
You talk on backstories when yours is fucking petty
Became a Meister because her parents marriage wasn't steady 
And when your father tries to do his best deeds 
He must be a fan of mine, since you see him as a Dead Beat!
As far as soul collecting goes, you almost had your task done
You got 99, no problem, but a witch gave one
Like I said before, Maka, my streams ain't for kids.
So cry to your mom if you can find out where she is. (Peace!)


Next Time: Front and Center (Ft. BDGR)

Maka Albarn vs Calliope Mori - Rap Battles of the Forgotten!

“You can justify anything if you do it poetically enough.”

― M.L. Rio, If We Were Villains

Two empires clash to see which one stands strongest.

Light as Walhart the Conqueror
RNG as Nobunaga
Audio mixed by Mancha
Thumbnail by SPM
Beat prod. by Baghira

Walhart:
A contest? You against me, that's absurd
For conquest? You know nothing of the word
Your namesake was a legend, you never a grabbed a weapon
Japanese Joe Exotic, I'm not feeling threatened
I unified Valm, uprisings, I thwart em
Think I'll faint? I'm out here kicking ass in post mortem
Not a TCG player but I'm one to carry cards
Of course I'll stomp out a kingdom with six guards

Nobunaga:
You're a strong fighter but your leadership is weak
Always betrayed, every commander a disgrace
You've got balls, unlike Excellus to come to me and speak
But this fight'll be more hairy than your general's face
My allies are legends and warriors of every type
If I can't unify this region, one under me will
You're a milk-eyed madman barely worth his hype
Take the gold against a lobster who lacks a hint of skill

Walhart:
Talk about gold when your economy's collapsed
Watch it hit my wolf berg, I'll give this wannabe the axe
No beat in my chest, you can call me heartless
Make your crops rain with blood from your carcass
The will I've harnessed to fight, burns in darkness or light
Your rapping only managed to tarnish the mic
Find out if you're skilled enough to save your own skin
Cause even without my army there's no fight I won't win

Nobunaga:
Hehehe....hahahaha

Rayquaza, take down all who would resist

Shiny Rayquaza:
Back in black, but this time there's no cheat code
Don't need a mega evo, on this beat I'm goin beast mode
I'm sky high, soaring above your forced rhymes
So prepare to be beaten down for a fourth time
How sad this recluse, in his head, all but gone
Your status reduced to an underling of Chrom
Known for ending conflict, I've won this from the start
For the Glory of Ransei, Valm is ours, we depart

Funny Valentine:
From these degenerate dynasties this fight falls far
So prepare to feel the might of this striped all-star
You wish to lack resistance, these misfits are paid in kind
You got stabbed in the back, I've got the flag engraved in mine
Not one to stand back and see my country torn to pieces
So I bring further prosperity with the remains of Jesus
Can't hope to face me, or yourselves for you've got no uniqueness
But before you're menger sponges allow me to state my thesis
Walhart, your iron fisted rule's an insult to democracy
Industrial powers melt your Bronze era to a fossil heap
Nobunaga Oda, an emperor most overrated
Just a lesson in world history, koei just overplayed it
Why'd I involve myself in this war between corpses
Walking over their bodies and beating down reinforcements
Love Train or not, I'll always have the upper hand
So now I claim my glory, all for the motherland

2nd beat prod. by Baghira
Mancha as Shiny Rayquaza
Swizkii as Funny Valentine

Walhart the Conqueror vs Nobunaga - Rap Battle

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Wecome to the first AORB of 2023! Today, we got the funny MineCraft man himself, Steve, going up against the player insert character from Animal Crossing, the Villager. Who'll build their island faster, and who'll win the battle? Listen, decide for yourself, and just remember to not mine down!

Lyrics/credits:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1V7v_CbuqW6XtI-zp9ag1FzqgGNGOV5Z4RDuzRxQn0NY/edit?usp=drivesdk

Steve vs the Villager - Acting Out Rap Battles

deadass forgot to upload this LOL

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rng as pink sauce
dilly as vegemite

written by dilly and ennway
additional writing by rng and masong
mixed by kennyfreestyle
beat prod. by anywaywell
art by 3ple
cover art by special inquisitor rayyan
series logo by timelord

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Pink Sauce vs Vegemite - Rap Battle! (2022)

Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members against well...anything. Today's battle has the funny goose man himself, Jay Chay take on Mario of the Mushroom Kingdom. VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES WOOOO

Jay Chay: Groose man
Mario: littleflecks
Written by The Grimpers
Beat by Allrounda
Mixed by Zagranis
Cover art by Commander Jacob

FRB VS ANYTHING!
JAY CHAY!
VERSUS!
MARIO!
BEGIN!

Jay Chay verse 1: 
True King of the Koopas, the way I’m spitting fire 
The best Jay even before the other was retired 
I’m making bops and bangers 
While you’re world hopping to try and find Peach, but you still couldn’t bang her

Mario verse 1:
Call me a simp, but you work for Twitch
Though your streams with Fel were more dead than your bits
Even with no star, you can’t touch me, here’s the stitch 
DO NOT FUCK WITH MARIO AGAIN YOU BITCH

Jay Chay verse 2:
Bro what the fuck I’m gonna quit this battle!
Just kidding, I’m about to go to ~Peach’s Castle~
Give her my ~flagpole~, then next morning I’m gone
But we spent the whole night playing Donkey Kong
 
Here’s some advice: Stop doing drugs
Cause that green mushroom won’t stop you from being 1’upd
It’ll make you go crazy and leave you alone
Cause Tom and Jerry have a better bond than you and your bro

You used to reel crowds of arcade players in
But by the Gamecube, your games became paper thin
And were more repetitive than your matching name 
I did it! I just beat the Mario rapping game!

Mario verse 2:
Mamma Mia, that whole bit was forced
But for you being unfunny is just par for the course
I’m gaming’s leading force, you’re just some random guy
Whose series ended up like CMRB, which died!

You’re influenced by Ricegum, played him too many times
Cause a plumber like me can’t handle the shit in your lines 
And the only thing that’s harder to see than your tweets
Was watching you at the Amouranth meet and greet

Looking at your roles, there’s not much of a choice
Even Chris Pratt did more to try out a new voice 
Which you can check out in theaters next Wednesday
And the post credit scene is showing Jay Chay get played

Jay Chay verse 3:
Uhh no, you got played, cause I rap too well
I’m blowing up this track like I just threw a blue shell
Nintendo needed Duck Hunt to get you off of shelves
Then 30 years later, they went “screw it, do it yourself”

Mario verse 3:
I’d give you another chance, but with the Dracula Rap
I’m not waiting a whole year just for you to drop trash
Just a stand-in actor, your name will pass by soon 
But at least Cam Steady can finally recognize you

Jay Chay vs Mario - FRB vs Anything

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