Zombie (Plants VS Zombies) VS Zombie (Minecraft)

crusty ass png

writing: me
voicework: me
poor mixing: me
beat: anywaywell

Zombie (PVZ)

Rising up from my grave, I didn’t come to play.
Listen bud, I gotta say that we just ain’t the same.
Killin’ buds, exterminate, but before my lunch break
EA says you gotta pay, Pop a Cap right at your face!

Yeah, I’m facing a pussy like it’s PVZ!
Only waking at night, d’you need a coffee bean?
Using your babies to fight, so to stop you from running out,
I’ll make more waves with your wife, like “the zombies are coming!” Ouch!

Zombie (Minecraft)

This monster spawned before dawn on this bomb beat,
But all that was audible was you, now I’m yawning
‘Cause the problem that I find wrong with this zombie:
Your army falls into line like you’re playing Zombot-lane!

You got a ludicrous legion that lose to lawn mowers!
It don’t take hours for me to bust down a locked door!
Hardcore, like your head I’m popping off fast!
Who knew you’d have so much trouble trying to touch grass!

Zombie (PVZ)

Yeah, I fuck with the plants and I win it, the minute you step in the light you are finished!
You spend your whole night tryna break in a village and still didn’t get in, you ain’t got no bitches!
So listen, your single-hit disses ain’t similar to me freely feasting on greenies for dinner,
Any mob happens to hurt you and you go ballistic, no wonder you’re riding with chickens!

Ooh, call that a critical hit, the way how I come from the top!
Make like your business and sink when I cut you down a Notch!
You’ve Drowned so sleep with the fishes, but you can’t haunt ‘em!
‘Cause when you fight the Zomboss, you end up Zom-bottom!

Zombie (Minecraft)

All of your rhymes cannot hit, they do light damage!
I die to smite enchantments, you die to spud mines planted!
Ain’t got no weakness, just strength. Do harm? It’s healthy to me!
Minecraft’s making massive money, you’re stuck in the Loonboonies!

My fans are frivolous, your fans forgot your franchise!
I thought you’d be happy to wither like when a plant dies!
I’d tell you to stay dead and release ZackScott’s soul, but
You try to revive and still decline. “Bruhhh” moment.

Zombie VS Zombie - Rap Battle

Chaotic Rap Battles as Stan
JesseBox as Harley Quinn

Beat by Lucy Beatz II
Written, Mixed, and Edited by Matt Raichous

-LYRICS-
HARLEY
Grilling a shilling maniac villain ain’t thrilling
But the tea’s gone cold, so I might as well spill it
Don’t know where to start with those scenarios you brought up
Sweating hard and looking like you drank a fifth of vodka
I read your letters, and I thought I was crazy
You’re no Slim, but there’s no doubt you’re Shady
Blast you back to Pete Davidson if you think you’re beating me
Must be something wrong with you, I’m guessing it’s BPD
Meant to represent a parasocial wackjob
Instead you’re namesake of kids who love K-Pop
Shoulda loved your girlfriend, you needed one another
‘Bout to leave this battle quicker than you left your little brother

STAN
Dear, Quinn! I wrote you, but you still ain’t get the message
That the clown you fuckin’ with ain’t worth a third of your obsession
What’s up with that, I thought you was a brainiac (huh?)
How’d you get tangled up with a fuckin’ egomaniac
Bad Meets Evil when you’re fighting with me
How ‘bout I cut this bitch to see how much she bleeds
Ms. Too-Good-For-My-Career, running ‘round with a fuckin’ flower
Fuckin’ crying and sounding like you could use a thousand downers
Tie you up and lock you in my mother fuckin’ trunk, bitch
Drown you in my flow, off a bridge, like I’m drunk, bitch
didn’t need a Bat to beat The Joker’s biggest fan
Sincerely, yours, the man with the dub in his hand, Stan

Stan vs. Harley Quinn - Saturday Morning Rap Bonus

Quite a while ago, someone was tryna talk shit about Dustin’s content. A few years later, I’m sending a message.

Intro:
Yo Serena
You said you would kill for some stupid ass diss track beef
Well I assure you there’s nothing “stupid” about this beef
And that I’m gonna be the one doing the “killing”

Chorus:
I’m taking your crown, best be taking a fucking bow
Don’t wanna hear more “overpraised” shit come from you now
This track might be a few years late but I won the crowd
So better keep my boss’s name out your fucking mouth

Verse 1:
My G Serena, I see you’re tryna find some smoke
But we can scrap the E cuz you shoulda quit a while ago
I would say since you started that you’ve copied my entire flow
But based off Josiah Bartlet, you can’t even do that right, you dope

A slot in FRB staff is your top accomplishment
That should’ve been obvious off the fact the bars you drop are moderate 
Don’t need no profile edits, you pissed more than just Mancha off, son
I hear you’re Italian, of course all you brought’s a copypasta

Dawg, you got your ass cooked by Flooshy - you think you’d tear me up
Comparing yourself to the most mid Danganronpa character
Your Twitter’s filled with fictional chicks yet you ain’t get their games
Add a good role to your kin list, another thing you’ll never play

Zabroni, persona’s a phony
I’m known as a h*rseman, you’re known as a brony
Your frickin’ mixing makes me wanna shoot a chrome straight through my bootyhole
Flubbed Auditions so you went and switched to FML Studio

Talk shit and say bye to your job
When I pay Rabi three whole bucks to kick you out, you’ll be calling them the Firing Squad
And back a few mornings, came by your stream
Now tell me how you the worst V-tuber rapper since Mori Calliope

Ok that was a lie, I mean, I’m not that rude, sheesh
My screaming on your track was so hard that it had you peak
Does something smell in here? Damn, she reeks
It must bug you knowing that your highest height was Ants v. Bees

Chorus:
I’m taking your crown, best be taking a fucking bow
Don’t wanna hear more “overpraised” shit come from you now
This track might be a few years late but I won the crowd
So better keep my boss’s name out your fucking mouth 

Outro:
Sorry Serena I didn’t mean it you’re really cool
You’re my friend and you make cool music and I’m happy to be your friend
You are Italian tho so I guess nobody’s perfect, sorry

Mixed by Zagranis

“Overpraised” - Zagranis Diss Track (prod. by Anabolic Beatz)

El Silbón (Folklore) VS Death (Puss In Boots)

writing: me
voicework: me
poor mixing: me
beat: inphase

El Silbón

Ah, another lost soul travelling with a deathwish?
I hate dogs, that’s why I go after bitches.
I tower over you, call you petite perrito.
But, you’re such a copycat, you even stole my whistle.

Killed my father, now I’m cursed to roam the Llanos.
You tried to kill a puss, but we all know how that goes.
Mierda, can’t snare a scaredy cat, just spared I hear?
The stick in my hand ain’t for fetch, it’s to beat in-

Death

Fear… yes, I do love the smell of it.
Drenched with blood and alcohol, no need for disinfectant.
‘Cause I put the sick in sickle, while you’re getting old.
So skinny and sickly, we should call you El Sil-bone.

Maybe that’s why dogs find you tasty.
Carrying a stick and bag, but don’t run away, see
You’ve seen abuelo’s pets, but here’s the alpha of the pack.
You can run from me, señor, but you can’t run a track.

El Silbón

Hijo de puta, seems like you’re still alive.
I thought you’d be gone, considering your screen time.
In your movie, you’re a third of the villains.
They built me a statue just to capture my image.

And the cheaters and womanisers that we all live with?
I kill with righteousness, saving all the victims.
I hate drunkards and such, but mostly this bastard.
You won’t get a last wish, but you’ll get some last words.

Death

Ah, finally. This should be fun.
You’ve ruined the rap, which means the battle has begun.
Such a coward, you alone couldn’t get deer meat.
Is your hair standing up or are you just happy to see me?

I may live in a world full of animals,
But I’m not barbaric enough to be a cannibal.
You should count down behind that door, ‘cause before I leave,
I blow the whistle out, and I don’t mean metaphorically.

El Silbón VS Death - Rap Battle

LYRICS:
Well I guess I gotta give a motherfuckin response
To a theater kid who’s thinking he won this one
Cast a spell on this shithead: seance
Who’s thinkin his wack track left me dropped

Wanna beef with Z? That’s cool to me
You’re a horseman? Well, you’re a fool to me
Your comedy carries you, without it you’re lesser
I’m about to wreak havoc on FRB’s Jester

You picked me as a target cause I’m the only one that you know
That’s known for not handling shit well, you really hit a new low
Is that the most tasteless thing you’ve done? Well who knows?
Actually it’s second, we won’t even talk about Bruno

I’m sick of you popping up in the convo and thinking you’re owning the place
I’m sick of you talking to kids and rubbing your fame in their face
I’m sick of messages being interrupted by your dumbass schemes
“Hey you like this battle? That’s cool, hey check this dead meme!”

You got frayed laces, you’re so shameless,
you ain’t blameless, rep ain’t stainless,
it’s time to face this, don’t need to blame us
Your shitty jokes don’t entertain us

I know the path is rocky, but you really gotta fight
Mark the line in the sand, disappear into the night
I see you in the server, crying and whining “someone notice me!”
Aren’t you a horseman, this unbreakable titan? Supposedly?

Think outside the box for once and have some self awareness
Halloween was only shit because your dumbass screaming scared us
It prepares us for the time, when your life takes a decline
Trapped inside your mind “Comic Sans is still funny right guys?”

Spend so much time goofing on Jo you forgot how to be productive
Talk about being constructive when all you do is be destructive
I only mixed your diss track so when I go to spit back
I know to avoid all the chit chat just to say your shit’s wack

I killed this in under 2, pack your bags, get up, go home
I’m sorry for being rude but when it comes to this it’s no joke

Mixed and Mastered by me I don't need someone else to do it

Think Outside The Box (Snakebite126 Response) (Prod. Anywaywell)

Lyrics:
That was impressive, Z, you took me aback with the shit you said to me
But let us be real, you only entered the diss track beef because you’re too insecure to commit to an FRB
Now this snake bit the hand that fed her? I saw your rise and now I’m having you dip
Pretty telling that your solo music career hit its max at the mix for Rap Battle Kid

Your brand is Z because you’re bland, put people in the crowd to sleep and leave ‘em counting sheep 
Tryna clown on me for being random XD? Being trans is your whole personality
You’re such a basic white girl, bet I could catch you at Starbucks off your shift
Asking for extra sugar to go with the Ko-fi your Twitter’s clogged up with

I couldn’t count all the times that Ms. Z’s lost her head
If you call yourself a queen, you’re Marie Antoinette
How you gonna fire at the Halloween event when
You were meant to be the host and still were screaming at them

And you said people don’t find me funny, but also that without my comedy I’m lesser
The picture you’re laying out is inconsistent, guess you don’t need Jacob to tell you who Paints better

Now let me bring up your one good line
Don’t talk about Bruno? Then I’ll shed some Light
Didn’t think we’d forget that, right?
Screw sins, that performance made me wanna straight cleanse my mind

I’ve earned my place, helped FRB’s talent expand fast
The only thing you’re leaving behind is Rap Clash
You dropped that doc and it was wild
Before you went and censored it like it was on your old freestyle

So go call up Shimario
Mason and all of those jokers who wrote your best audio
Ask ‘em to write up some bars of note
Cause a draft I’d spend an hour on’d topple your awful show

How about you ask your boyfriend for his TARDIS
You’re gonna wanna travel to before this shit started
Said you won’t respond to this, hope you keep your promise
Cause I’d rather watch Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared than that dogshit

Produced by Epistra
Mixed by me because I don't need to pay someone to slap a preset on some vocals and call it a day

"Mourn the Queen" - Zagranis Response (prod. by Epistra)

You had the choice to quit before you started, and you didn't take it. I hope you're happy now, fuckhead.

Beat by Lexnour
Everything Else by Me

Norm of the North just hit me on a text
Last night I chopped off his fucking head
Then I put my ear to the pot, there’s some beef brewin’
Looks like another challenge for me to beat you in

If you wanna talk shit then stick to your story
Look at this message where you said that I was awesome
Eddie brought this guy up from the bottom then he dropped him
Say it to my face if you want a fucking problem

I’ve heard your spiel a thousand times, I’m bored of it
Rap Battle King at 16? Cool bro, I was doing normal shit
Corny bitch, it’s over now, my power’s been brought to my eyes
And if you can’t do the same then why not just commit-

GRAAAAGGHH
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU FUCKING FREAK
It’s diss season and I know that you’re feeling the heat
It won't be pretty if I see this kid in the streets
Glock leave you dead silent like your last battle’s release

I won't rest until this cunt dies
You're a keyboard warrior while I've been on the front line
Just check my street cred, you're a social reject
All my FRBs? Wrecked! And this punk'll be next

I really hope you ain’t thinkin’ I’m afraid of ya
Don’t make me go buy a plane ticket to Australia
I’m fucking sick and tired of the bullying
So now I’m going fully in

[Hook]
Now I’m getting Sweet Revenge
Step up to me and you’ll meet your end
I’m usually a peaceful man
But now I’m unleashing the beast within
Waaaaalk
Don’t taaaaalk
I’mma get out my fork and then eat you like pork
Don’t fuck with me again

Sweet Revenge (WalkAwesomeMovies Diss)

LYRICS:

Yall dont know who you will mess with
Everybody here stumbles after a sentence
Crumbles in every message, fumbling all your rap shit
Now I’m here to bring the answers to everyone’s questions
Benny you so tiny you are smaller than your ant farm
Benny you so whiny I’ll crush you faster than a scrapyard
Serena you’re annoying and Psytube you’re just lazy
Eddie you’re a pussy and Raichous you have babies
Jesse you’re so clumsy and BDGR you sound sickened
Seth you are too sleepy and Nugget you’re a chicken
Leo let’s concentrate on you for a second
You’re the fancy little british man who thinks he’s a legend
You wear your top hat to school and in summer you wear your mittens
And you say good heavens when someone steps in your kitchen

OOOOOOOO its the disstrack god
OOOOOOOO i can diss the lot
OOOOOOOO im the greatest on the scene
OOOOOOOO this is not a dream

Now i’ll pass the mic to littleflecks

Leo, you’re a kid who reeks
Maybe because you chimney sweep 
Maybe because you bath in the sink 
And it’s filled with mint green tea. 
Maybe ‘cuz you spent a week 
Cleaning streets up of shit and pee 
FRB thinks that you’re a cunt
Buddy you’re just a dick to me 
Funny, got a history 
Of cumming over history
But in the history book our kids will read
It says he’s a freak 
Posh twat with a top hat, try to talk smack
Got that four-eyed glasses fogging up so how he would make contact
Smoking pipe since 1805 yet you’re still choke on mics and
Once you farted potently and inspired Openheimer explosions, wild 
There’s no denying, that you’re a hopeless liar 
Old man in the body of a overgrown and rodent child
Where’s your bowtie at? 
Lookin’ like a mascot for Oscar Myers that got found taking dope
And lighting up crack pipes and then got fired. 
Man resembles Richie Rich if that little kid lost a trial 
Got thrown in jail for his whole attire 
Man belongs in an old asylum
Looking more ghastly and cold as ice than a poltergeist does 
I told him twice that
If he don’t stop if Rowely Jefferson act and betters himself
Than he’ll end up alone and dying, it’s over finally

"Diss Track God" - FRB Diss Track (Prod. by Insanebeatz)

“You can justify anything if you do it poetically enough.”

― M.L. Rio, If We Were Villains

Two empires clash to see which one stands strongest.

Light as Walhart the Conqueror
RNG as Nobunaga
Audio mixed by Mancha
Thumbnail by SPM
Beat prod. by Baghira

Walhart:
A contest? You against me, that's absurd
For conquest? You know nothing of the word
Your namesake was a legend, you never a grabbed a weapon
Japanese Joe Exotic, I'm not feeling threatened
I unified Valm, uprisings, I thwart em
Think I'll faint? I'm out here kicking ass in post mortem
Not a TCG player but I'm one to carry cards
Of course I'll stomp out a kingdom with six guards

Nobunaga:
You're a strong fighter but your leadership is weak
Always betrayed, every commander a disgrace
You've got balls, unlike Excellus to come to me and speak
But this fight'll be more hairy than your general's face
My allies are legends and warriors of every type
If I can't unify this region, one under me will
You're a milk-eyed madman barely worth his hype
Take the gold against a lobster who lacks a hint of skill

Walhart:
Talk about gold when your economy's collapsed
Watch it hit my wolf berg, I'll give this wannabe the axe
No beat in my chest, you can call me heartless
Make your crops rain with blood from your carcass
The will I've harnessed to fight, burns in darkness or light
Your rapping only managed to tarnish the mic
Find out if you're skilled enough to save your own skin
Cause even without my army there's no fight I won't win

Nobunaga:
Hehehe....hahahaha

Rayquaza, take down all who would resist

Shiny Rayquaza:
Back in black, but this time there's no cheat code
Don't need a mega evo, on this beat I'm goin beast mode
I'm sky high, soaring above your forced rhymes
So prepare to be beaten down for a fourth time
How sad this recluse, in his head, all but gone
Your status reduced to an underling of Chrom
Known for ending conflict, I've won this from the start
For the Glory of Ransei, Valm is ours, we depart

Funny Valentine:
From these degenerate dynasties this fight falls far
So prepare to feel the might of this striped all-star
You wish to lack resistance, these misfits are paid in kind
You got stabbed in the back, I've got the flag engraved in mine
Not one to stand back and see my country torn to pieces
So I bring further prosperity with the remains of Jesus
Can't hope to face me, or yourselves for you've got no uniqueness
But before you're menger sponges allow me to state my thesis
Walhart, your iron fisted rule's an insult to democracy
Industrial powers melt your Bronze era to a fossil heap
Nobunaga Oda, an emperor most overrated
Just a lesson in world history, koei just overplayed it
Why'd I involve myself in this war between corpses
Walking over their bodies and beating down reinforcements
Love Train or not, I'll always have the upper hand
So now I claim my glory, all for the motherland

2nd beat prod. by Baghira
Mancha as Shiny Rayquaza
Swizkii as Funny Valentine

Walhart the Conqueror vs Nobunaga - Rap Battle

> AORB 20 has joined the server

Wecome to the first AORB of 2023! Today, we got the funny MineCraft man himself, Steve, going up against the player insert character from Animal Crossing, the Villager. Who'll build their island faster, and who'll win the battle? Listen, decide for yourself, and just remember to not mine down!

Lyrics/credits:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1V7v_CbuqW6XtI-zp9ag1FzqgGNGOV5Z4RDuzRxQn0NY/edit?usp=drivesdk

Steve vs the Villager - Acting Out Rap Battles

Lakitu vs. Thundurus - Mario vs. Anything Shorts!


Ennway As Lakitu 


MetaMachine As Thundurus


Mixed by Nooby


Mixing assistance from Micheal Stark


Cover art by Box Soldier


Beat prod. Anywaywell 


Lakitu:

Yo I’m Lakitu, the enemy who’s here to mess with you

The bars I drop are solid gold like this is NSMB2

With your horrid failures you think your a force of nature

But competitive just sees you as a support for later


You act like you’re defiant but nobody’s reliant

On this prankster who keeps whining bout why no one wants to try him

With a therian forme as ugly as that anal bead thats glued to ya

Even landorus overshadows you, makes sense that he’s immune to ya


Thundurus:

I would always accept a challenge to ravage through a Lakitu

But not just him, demolish all of Bowser "powerful" lackeys too

Even in odyssey, you’re just fishing for disses 

Yeah, your Bowser’s minion, looking like a lousy minion!


I’m a stark hater of this bargain bin Mario kart racer

So I’m, hijacking your cloud, that’s just the harsh nature

Of the life of this cameraman, and though he has some shells tossed

You pull up others who ran off the track, but you’re the one who fell off



"Mourn the Queen" - Zagranis Response (prod. by Epistra)

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