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Micro Penis started his life as a middle school track and field prodigy from Bon Air, Alabama. He also excelled as a member of the Bon Air School Marching Band; Until tragedy struck 2004 after suffering a mild contusion to the head, he was forced to undergo massive body augmentation which left his genitalia severely dismembered and significantly smaller. In intensive care it was clear that his dreams of being a trackstar would never materialize. Thus, Micro rekindled his romance with music in the form of production and spent his weeks in the hospital creating on (worst music software).

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