it's a strange time to be named Luigi
especially if you're fat gay and dating
your brother since the dawn of the
internet Luigi unlike Mario has
consistently been the target of the
weirdest fetish art ever made whether
he's 9 months pregnant inflated or
passionately making out with his own
brother Luigi fan art is so bizarre that
pundits have even accused it of
attacking Family Values but how did
politicians find out about Super Mario
incest in the first place why is devian
Ard obsessed with corrupting Luigi
specifically and how is his downfall
linked to the housing crisis of 2008
this is the unbelievable sequence of
events that got Luigi pregnant this is
bad art
history like most things gay and weird
Our Story begins in the '90s with a
company called Dick City animation
but before we bust that one open in case
you've never seen this pregnant inflated
gay Luigi is a sub genre of fetish art
that's been floating around the internet
for at least 15 years and while it's
easy to look at something like this and
assume that it's nothing more than
devant art weirdness as soon as you try
to figure out where any of it came from
nothing makes sense why was almost all
of it a onetime thing for the artists
who made it irony alone does not explain
this but I think I figured fur out what
happened in the mid 2000s three events
would unfold in Rapid succession and
ruin Luigi's life first in 2005 some ja
Bron goes to the zoo and uploads a video
of it to a new website called YouTube
then in 2006 a British kids channel
begins airing reruns of a Mario cartoon
so famously ass that it broke thousands
of young minds and in 2007 VHS tapes of
this show would make their way into the
hands of the infamous YouTube poop
Community but we're missing something
there's only one character in existence
who could have reasonably gotten Luigi
pregnant a character conspicuously
absent from an obscure educational game
from 1993 Mario is missing strap in for
the most batshit crazy art history
lesson of your life in 1985 Superman
Mario Brothers came out for the NES
and changed the entertainment landscape
forever and I'm sure this is familiar to you
but to kids in the'80s this was the equivalent
of landing on the moon so meteoric was
super Mario's success that a few short
years and sequels later it had inspired
multiple shows live action and animated
of hilariously inconsistent quality it's
worth remembering that during the ' 80s
and '90s cartoons made for the sole
purpose of pushing Action Figures were
becoming a fixture of Children's
Entertainment which in case Cas you ever
wondered is why they all have that look
but the Super Mario marketing department
wasn't merely content traumatizing
thousands of Gen X kids with two
overweight Italians in front of a green
screen so they quickly got to work with
more experimental types of spin-offs and
one of the earliest Staples of Hardcore
PC gaming was born released for the MS
Doss in January 1993 Mario was missing
was a truly subversive point and click
adventure game in which you play as
Luigi who must rescue Mario from Bowser
clutches and foil Bowser's plan to buy
enough hair dryers to melt all the ice
of Antarctica but the plot of the game
is irrelevant because it's true Legacy
came in the form of one drawing this
unintentionally blood curdling image of
Luigi kind of just standing there and
making a terrifying face and this was
the beginning of the end for Luigi fan
art for reasons you'll understand very
shortly the next summer following the
Smash Hit of Mario is missing a game
would come out for the now Infamous CD
console extension a game so absolutely
ass with cutscenes so poorly acted and
animated that the development team was
firing staff halfway through production
for making assets that were simply too
ugly the resulting monstrosity Hotel
Mario became a cult classic for how
visually offensive it was that it would
come back into the fold 14 years later
in the form of You- you weird fck

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