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TF2 Songs

The derp playlist

Mashups 3

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Memes

hot tunes ＼(^o^)／

an amazing song made from in-game dialog :D

Rest in Peace Rick May. (Voice of Soldier) You will not be forgotten.

(original from youtube):http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqikLf5uv4o

[Lyrics]

Mission begins in 10 seconds!
5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BEGIN!

You are weak! You are bleeders!
You are maggot! You are traitors!

You run fast; I run faster!
You are funny; I am funnier!

This kill is mine, this death is yours!
This point is mine, this point; not yours!

You are failure, hit the shower!
Can not burn me! FIRE! FIRE!

This is MY world! Do you get that?
You are nothin' but a maggot!

I will kill you! I will eat you!
You are weak! You are bleeders!

You are, you are, you are, you are
You run, I run, you are, I am
This kill, this death, this point, this point
You are, hit the, can not, FIRE!

-Chorus-
You are weak! You are bleeders!
You are maggot! You are traitors!

You run fast, I run faster!
You are funny, I am funnier!

This kill is mine, this death is yours!
This point is mine, this point; not yours!

You are failure, hit the shower!
Can not burn me! FIRE! FIRE!

This is MY world! Do you get that?
You are nothin' but a maggot!

I will kill you! I will eat you!
You are weak! You are bleeders!
You are maggot! You are traitors!

You run fast, I run faster!
You are funny, I am funnier!

Can not burn me! FIRE! FIRE!

Sir, yes, sir! I am a Soldier! YES!
(Repeat x4)

Demoman: (Burp)
Soldier: Demoman? Uuagh, no! Damn it! Damn it! You are maggot!
Demoman: Hey, Private Hair-Cut!
Soldier: One-eye cross dresser!
Demoman: Go to hell!
Soldier: DRUNK!
Demoman: DEVIL!
Soldier: Englishman with a dress!
Demoman: Oi! ........What just happened?

DOMINATE! I'll be gentle!
DOMINATE! Shaggin' your wife!
DOMINATE! Big ugly girl!
D-DOMINATE! You're all bloody dead!
DOMINATE! Eat lead, lads!
DOMINATE! Bloody blockhead!
DOMINATE! DOMINATE! DOMINATE!
Hah heh heh heh...

DOMINATE! All ya dandies!
DOMINATE! Thanks for the ride!
DOMINATE! Our bloody point!
DOMINATE! That will teach 'em!
DOMINATE! Gon'ta strangle!
DOMINATE! (Falls asleep)
What?... BLOODY HELL!

*Repeat Chorus*

Soldier: Boo-Yah! You deserve a medal!
Demo: Ah, nooooo!
Soldier: YES! You're like the cyclops of Greek Myth. Except you are Scottish, and I LOVE you!
Demo: Ahhhhh love you man....
Soldier: You are good son, real good... Maybe even the best.
Demo: (Weeping)
Soldier: C'mere, cupcake!
Spy: .... You disgust me!
Soldier: SPY!
Demo: SPY!

WAR! - TF2

Tombstone suggested that I should put this silly thing of mine up on here... why the hell not, right? :p

Video version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U32xnxDbR-4

-{Lyrics}-
Let it gooooo, let it goooooo
Cannot hold it back anymoooreee
Let it gooooo, let it goooooo
Give in and buy the games

I don't care what I'm going to buy
Let the Steam sales on
I'm never going to play the games anyway...

Let It Go (TF2/Steam sale parody)

MitchiriNeko March

Rocket Jump Waltz Tf2 Theme

I took this down in September 2014, but people started putting it on YouTube and Vine and shit and it got like 100 million views, and people have been dying for me to post it back on Soundcloud, so, here you go.

Caillou (Thug Remix)

TF2 - Fully Charged Made By DWL1993 I Do Not Own This Track. Youtube Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgLOFLPqSTw MP3 Download: http://www.mediafire.com/download/d4uqjqglweymawq/TF2+-+Fully+Charged.mp3

TF2 - Fully Charged

Hi friends! 💛
My new song "Myself & I" is OUT NOW:
https://thefatrat.ffm.to/chapter6

Listen to "Unity" on all platforms: https://lnk.to/thefatratunity
Unity is 👉 FREE to use on Soundcloud - please give proper credit by naming the artist and the song title in the description if you use TheFatRat's music in your uploads.

Check out my SOCIALS, MERCH, STREAMING and song STEMS here: https://ffm.bio/thefatrat

Follow me on Instagram for updates, personal stuff and extra content like new stems and creator videos, playlists and The Arcadium music.
_____________________________________

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Unity

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TheFatRat - Unity

Hi friends! 💛
My new song "Myself & I" is OUT NOW:
https://thefatrat.ffm.to/chapter6

Listen to "Never Be Alone" on all platforms: https://lnk.to/thefatratneverbealone
Never Be Alone is 👉 FREE to use on Soundcloud - please give proper credit by naming the artist and the song title in the description if you use TheFatRat's music in your uploads.

Check out my SOCIALS, MERCH, STREAMING and song STEMS here: https://ffm.bio/thefatrat

Follow me on Instagram for updates, personal stuff and extra content like new stems and creator videos, playlists and The Arcadium music.
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Never Be Alone

TheFatRat - Never Be Alone

My Sugar Daddy Experiences

Hi friends! 💛
My new song "Myself & I" is OUT NOW:
https://thefatrat.ffm.to/chapter6

Listen to "Time Lapse" on all platforms: https://lnk.to/thefatrattimelapse
Time Lapse is 👉 FREE to use on Soundcloud - please give proper credit by naming the artist and the song title in the description if you use TheFatRat's music in your uploads.

Check out my SOCIALS, MERCH, STREAMING and song STEMS here: https://ffm.bio/thefatrat

Follow me on Instagram for updates, personal stuff and extra content like new stems and creator videos, playlists and The Arcadium music.

Art by Jordan Grimmer
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Time Lapse

TheFatRat - Time Lapse

Neko Atsume BBM

REMASTERED FOR LOOMPASKETTEE'S 10TH ANNIVERSARY

I be in the kitchen cookin fries with my baby

No Employee Wants To Be A Trap Queen

Dedicated to known donut licker, Ariana Grande

Hey Rat

13 AND A F****** TWEEN

forum weapon
manyland weapon
everything weapon

KILL YOURSELF, OH YEAH!

Can't Stop Won't Stop
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Picture by Alex Wong
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Can't Stop Won't Stop - Mighty & High

pizza

My first of hopefully many submissions for Pokemix! I'm not familiar with it's vast ost, but hell if I can't make the most of it.

Learn how to submit right here! https://soundcloud.com/lemmy-koopa-2/pokemix-announcement

Tracks used:

-"Treasure Town" from Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky
-"Tipsy" by J-Kwon

Tipsy Treasure Town

5th in nsf_classic and 26th overall for Winter Chip XI, this is my first major compo entry to Battle of the Bits!

I'm satisfied with how it came out, and I can't wait for Spring Tracks to roll around for even more major competition fun.

Hardware recorded by TheMudkipMaster12:
soundcloud.com/themudkipmaster12

[NSF_CLASSIC] The Gluten-Free Mambo Tango Experience

Chemical Dynablade Galleon Zone

Remade and re uploaded an old mashup
Songs used:
Band Land - Rayman
Just lose it - Eminem

Just lose it in Band Land - Rayman X Eminem (Reupload)

space jam was alright

It was hard to make, but it has the missing verse, and actually NOT A SINGLE INTERRUPTION on every edit.

**Check out the Buy button to download it for FREE.**

Lyrics:
I used to be a renegade, I used to FUCK around
But I couldn't take the punishment, and had to settle down
Now I'm playing it real straight, and yes I FUCK my BEES
You might think I'm crazy, but I don't even care
Because I can tell what's going on
It's hip to FUCK BEES
It's hip to FUCK BEES

I FUCK my BEES in FUCK suits, I FUCK them on TV
I'm FUCKing BEES 'most everyday and FUCKing what I FUCKED
They tell me that it's good to FUCK, but I FUCK BEES
I know that it's crazy
I know that it's nowhere
But there is no denying that
It's hip to FUCK BEES
It's hip to FUCK BEES
It's hip to FUCK BEES
So hip to FUCK BEES

FUCK BEES (slowed down, x11)

It's not too hard to FUCK BEES, you FUCK it everyday
And those that were the farthest out have FUCKED BEES
You see BEES on the freeway, It don't look like a lot of FUCK
But don't you try to FUCK ME; "A BEE who's time has come."

Don't tell me that I'm crazy
Don't tell me I'm nowhere
Take it from me
It's hip to FUCK BEES
It's hip to FUCK BEES
It's hip to FUCK BEES
So hip to FUCK BEES
Tell 'em, boys

BEES BEES, they're everywhere
BEES BEES, so hip to FUCK BEES
BEES BEES, they're everywhere
BEES BEES

BEES BEES, they're everywhere
BEES BEES, so hip to FUCK BEES

Hip to Fuck Bees (Remastered)

Songs used:
Skeletor - Vargskelethor/Joel from Vinesauce
Stardust Crusaders - Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders OST
Mick and Mack Global Gladiators Genesis Main Theme

Mick and Mack's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Gladiators

the new splafest

An April Fools joke I did on my channel. :y https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4tK_pZcE2U

You Are The Ocean's Mistake

Snoopdin Town

now with 50% more shitty pitch shifting

also i bet someone else made this before.

﻿Ｃｈｉｌｄｉｓｈ  Ｇａｍｂｉｎｏ  －  Ｂｏｎｆｉｒｅ

when your medic gets dropped by that cunt sniper

here's a blooper reel to make up for lost time

thumbnail made by @sketchisalwaysbored

when your medic gets dropped by that cunt sniper

THE STRUGGLE IS REAL