No more thinking. No more anything.

Arrangement: Carmel (@carmelfunny)
Character Represented: Dr. Kawashima

Sources:
- Franchises exclusive to the DS family (plus Brain Age)
- Songs about doctors
- Songs about devils

Songs used:
Credits - Dr. Kawashima's Brain Training (Brain Age)
Title Screen - Dr. Kawashima's Brain Training (Brain Age)
A Gentle Breeze - Dr. Kawashima's Devilish Brain Training (Brain Age)
Emerald Vision - Dr. Kawashima's Devilish Brain Training (Brain Age)
Ranking - Dr. Kawashima's Brain Training (Brain Age)

Can You Stay FOCUSED?

Note: Yes, this is a remaster of an already existing track. Yes, the existing track in question isn't great. I made it myself when I didn't know what I was doing in FL Studio. After learning the ins-and-outs of the program I decided to remake this track for the character. Might do the same for someone else, we'll see.

TRACK BY: @geebee13
ART BY: ender#3711
CHARACTER: Mimimon

In an alternative universe where Pokemon had actual competitors in the video game market, Digimon rose to be on par with the lead franchise's sales. After the release of Pokemon Sword and Shield, many Pokemon fans dropped the series and turned to Digimon. Feeling abandoned by the Trainers that left her home series, a lone Mimikyu took off her Pikachu disguise and turned to the mascot of Digimon, hoping that she can win the tourney with her new costume and bring her trainer back to it...

SOURCES:

- Rips from any monster-collecting/battling/trading game that is NOT Pokemon, or franchises that have heavily referenced Pokemon
(Digimon, Yo-Kai Watch, Rick & Morty, Johnny Test)

- Rips from franchises that have tried to imitate or mimic a lead competitor
(Mighty No. 9, Yooka Laylee, One Night At Flumpty's)

- Rips from controversial games or other media, hated for one reason or another (INCLUDES POKEMON SWORD AND SHIELD)
(Sonic 06, Yandere Simulator, Uzaki-Chan Wants To Hang Out!, Blurred Lines, anything used in YouTube Rewind 2018)

- Rips relating to disguises, impostors, and doppelgangers
(Persona 5, Mask Of My Own Face, Wario: Master Of Disguise, Among Us)

SOURCES USED:
Playstation All Stars Battle Royale - Black Rock Stadium (Mimicking lead competitor)
CG5 - I See A Dreamer (Controversy)
Uzaki-Chan Wants To Hang Out! Opening (Controversy)
CG5 - Show Yourself (Impostors)
NerdOut - Impostor Imperceptible (Impostor)
Rick & Morty - Goodbye Moonmen (Franchise that referenced Pokemon)
Silva Hound ft. Michael Kovach & Chi Chi - Addict (Controversy)
Among Drip (Impostors)
Cardi B - I Like It (Controversy, used in YT Rewind 2018)
We Are Number One (Doppelgangers/Disguises)
BTS - IDOL (Controversy, used in YT Rewind 2018)
Kero Kero Bonito - It's Bugsnax! (Monster-Catching Game that isn't Pokemon)
Robin Thicke - Blurred Lines (Controversy)
GoMotion - The New Generation (Mimicking lead competitor)
DAGames - Flumpty's Jam (Mimicking lead competitor)

The Sound Of Twitter Discourse [RETWEETED MIX]

Track donated by: @valoregal
Art "donated" by: San_KA???
Character [:)] - crosaint cokie :)

hello! crosaint cokie is ready to """"""""""""enter"""""""""""" the competition, make friends with everyone and then win by a landslide. with sources such as [ text not found ], [ text not found ], and especially [ text REALLY not found ], they're sure to make sure their existence lasts longer than april fools.

...WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S APRIL 2ND?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) music about being epic and cool
ヽ(´▽')/ music about happyness and Saccharine Content
ඞ music from my passion. mobile games. mobile games are my passion!
♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ music about jokes, such as awful midi files, and Especially Music Related To Rejection Except Not Really!

Sources:
JerryTerry - ReDoin (it makes me rly happy :))
Kanye West - Power (being epic and cool)
Kanye West - I Am A God (being epic and cool)
Cookie Run - Go For It! (Mobile Games)
Among Us Trap Remix (jokes)
Pharrell Williams - Happy (happiness)

...This feels like it should have been more obvious than it was.

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truth

Track: [anonymous contributor]
Art: [anonymous contributor]

saltcord members reacting to the beach episode

TRACK AND ARTWORK BY @og_crunkjesus

CHARACTER: TOEJAM AND EARL

BIO:
Thanks to an accidental activation of the Black Hole Generator, these residents of Funkotron crashed straight into this little fight club and are now stuck on Earth! Thankfully for them, they came prepared with sources like the funk genre, aliens, and some of the OTHER Sega IP's you know and love! With no way to get back home, they might as well lay down the funky sound on these tournament earthlings.

SOURCES:
Davie504 - totally normal Bass video nothing to see here at all move along (Slap bass)
ToeJam and Earl: Back in the Groove! - Back in the Groove w/ Vocals(Oddball SEGA IP's)
Ice Cube - That New Funkadelic (Funk genre)
El Chombo, Cutty Ranks - Dame tu Cosita (Aliens)
The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Foxy Lady (Funk genre)

SOURCE LIST:

> Oddball SEGA IP's
(ToeJam and Earl, JET SET RADIO, Daytona USA)

> Sources related to aliens
(Money Longer, Alien Ant Farm, Dame tu Cosita)

> The Funk genre, or music heavily using slap bass
(Davie504, Jimi Hendrix, Earth Wind & Fire)

Victory! ToeJam And Earl

TRACK: ender#3711
ART: ender#3711
CHARACTER: Mr. Bones' Defunct Ride

SOURCES:
- The Stupendium - Way Deeper Down (Undead)
- Spooky Scary Skeletons (Undead)
- Defunctland voice clips (Defunctland)
- Lemon Demon - Jaws (covered on Defunctland)
- Super Mario 3D World - World Bowser (amusement parks)
- ANT Farm - Calling All The Monsters (undead (idk there's probably a zombie in there somewhere LOL))

VICTORY! Mr. Bones' Defunct Ride

"The only thing worse than overpriced insuarance is your music."
That's right, the internet has spoken! In our closest battle yet, GEICO GAMING wins the third battle of MASHUP WEEK against KE$HA. Thank you for voting, and stay tuned for the next battle coming soon. Stay Jammin!
Biff Chitlins: Grandfather of seven, dancing extraordinaire. Martin Gecko: Reptilian secretary, pro gamer. Together, the Geico Gaming duo has teamed up for their fifteen minutes of fame! When these two show how much you can save with Geico, their competition will wish they had insurance!
★Songs featured in Geico Commercials
(Remind Me, Here I Go Again, Push It, I'm Not Your Daddy I'm Your Grandpa)
★ Songs about vehicles
(Freecreditreport song, Life is a Highway, On the Road Again)
★Music from games common in Esports tournaments
(Tekken, Street Fighter, Fortnite)

The Results! - Ke$ha vs Geico Gaming

That's right, the internet has decided! Who has won this battle of empires; the short Lord of Duloc or the kings of car insurance savings? Listen in to find out!!

FARQUAAD: Wait- W-WHAT?! I LOST?! PREPOSTEROUS!! THIS WHOLE TOURNAMENT IS COMPLETELY RIGGED!!
THEGUY: ...Uh, security? A little help?
FARQUAAD: Ah yes, some guards. Heed my command and SEIZE this BUMBLING FOOL AT O- H-HEY- HEY, GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME!! NO, NO! NOOOOOOOoooo--!!
GECKO: Well... I don’t think we can cover that!
BIFF: Yeah, it's a shame we don't sell crybaby insurance! Let's dance!

Thank you for voting, and stay tuned for more battles coming soon! Stay Jammin!!

The Results! - Geico Gaming vs Lord Farquaad

Original Composer(s): Jonathan Coulton, Michiru Yamane
Arrangement: GreenOfRain

Character Represented: Aria da Copo

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Rescued from death in two different ways, Big Band and Squigly are two sides of the same coin. No wonder they've joined together in their musical pursuits to become Aria da Copo! The two of them represent both the undead and blues, but you better believe they won't be singing it any time soon!

SOURCES
- Songs from traditional-style indie fighters
- Songs in the blues genre, or in the style
- Songs related to the undead

EXAMPLES
- Moonlit Melee, Night Walker
- Memphis Blues
- Zombie, Thriller

Victory! Aria da Copo

IM SO UPSET WHY DID YOU ALL LET THIS HAPPEN IM CRYING

artowkr: ME!!!
Vic theme: vintvoin @lgbtrights

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Results - Matt Hargreaves Vs Handsome Jack

Title: Vicious Mockery
Character Represented: The Bard
Art: Gull Gonzo
Arrangement: CheeseFestivities
Sources:
Wonderland Round 3 (The Adventure Zone) - Griffin McElroy [DnD Media]

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Subject W-100 is one of the more peculiar subjects. They seem to be based on the "Bard" class from “Dungeons and Dragons”. As they are a representation of an archetype, rather than a single entity, their physical form is more abstract than most other subjects. Subject W-100 is capable of generating a variety of brass, woodwinds and percussion instruments at will, much to the dismay of company researchers. W-100 also seems to rely heavily on an anomalous sense of luck, occasionally performing impossible feats due to what they refer to as “Critical Successes”. However, this also leads to them occasionally failing at basic tasks, which they refer to as “Critical Failures”. This anomalous property should be carefully observed at all times.

-Music related to Games with Traditional Medieval Fantasy Settings
 (Ocarina of Time, Elder Scrolls, Runescape)
-Music associated with DnD, and other Tabletop Games
 (The Adventure Zone, Magic the Gathering, Settlers of Catan)
-Music associated with Dice and Luck
 (Dicey Dungeons, The Luckiest, Chance Time!)
-Music related to Overly Flirtatious Characters (NO 18+ CONTENT)
 (Gaston, My Sweet Passion, Death by Glamour)

Vicious Mockery

Welcome to the Gallery of Art, Literature, and Literally Everything Realistically Yieldable! Here in our fine halls we have contacted 16 different people (or groups of people!) to compete in a musical tournament for a chance to have a wing of our glorious museum dedicated to them! Please come in, our doors are open!

Contestants:
[01] Professor Henry Hidgens
[02] The Number Ones (Robbie Rotten and Constantine the Frog)
[03] Baby Hotline Miami (Jacket and Baby Hotline)
[04] Brian David Gilbert
[05] Stupendiguy
[06] Mr. Saturday
[07] The Warden
[08] Eddy, the Ultimate Scammer
[09] Delilah "Mom" Details
[10] Neon J.
[11] JAMBASTION (Hyness, Zan Partizanne, Flamberge, and Francisca)
[12] Croissant Cookie
[13] DK Rapper
[14] Copy That, Copycats! (Gumi(?) and Mad Mew Mew)
[15] Pearl Houzuki
[16] Half of a Lifetime (ENA and G-Man)

-ACCOUNT DIRECTORY-
Grand Opening: YOU ARE HERE
Art In Motion: @exhibition-gallery-02
Paint By Numbers: @exhibition-gallery-03

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Exhibition Gallery: Grand Opening