DIX AWESOMENESS

yeah i’m gallon size
french fries
unbeatable grip n seal
kid’s meals
yeah im microwave safe
outer space
yooo defrost and reheat
let’s eat

ziploc bag keep it fresh no drag (seal it)
seal it tight every night no lag (nice)
stack em up in the drawer superstore space just right stash in sight no brag (zip)
i just put cabbage inside me (what)
maybe even some broccoli (stop)
freezer yeah i hardly know her but she still there she wanna hold me (okay)
i don’t got no BPA (none)
took away by the FDA (government)
recycle me say the EPA (do it)
fill me with meat USDA (moo)
snap the seal hear that click so tight (click)
freshness lock every time just right (fresh)
quart size can frick itself cause i’m the ultimate bag in this fight! ZIP!!1!

GALLON SIZE

Hello guys phonon here i wanna wish yall a merry christmas!

jump up mfs

lyrics:

you are getting a call
on discord dot com
on discord dot co-hooooommm
yes you are
discorrrrrdddddd
ohhhh, disco-oooord
oh, discord, our mighty lord and savior
you're like jesus christ to me
because it's discord
and on discord, I get crucified every day
AAAHHHHHHHHH

discord!
discord!
discord, yeah!
ohhhh discord
ohh disco-hoooordd
yeeeeeeeeeeeeess
oh yeahhhh
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DISCOOOOOOOOOOORD!!!!!!!
DISCORD!!

Woahhhh yeahhh!!!
bidabidoobi cotton eyed joe
I been chattin a long time ago
on discord
on discord

(it's lit! discord!)

on discord-ahhhhhhh
DISCORD :)
DISCORD :)
DISCORD :)
IT'S LITTTT
IT'S LIIIIIT
DISCOOOOORD :)

IIIIIIIT'S LIT!!!
IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!!!

IMAGINE IF NINJA GOT A LOW TAPER FADEEEEEEEEE
Imagine if ninja got a LOOOOOOOOW TAPER FADE!!!!
wohh ohhhhh-ohhhhh
imagine if ninja got a low taper fa-hhhde
fadeeeee

imagine if ninja got a lower taper fade
imagine if ninja got a lower taper fade
imagine if ninja got a lower taper faaaaaaaade
woooahhhhhhh, yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (possessed by demons for a moment)
imagine if ninja got a lower taper fade!

you know what's crazy? is that that low taper fade meme is still massive
it's gigantiiiiic
it's so massive!!!!
oh yeah it's massive
it's massive
like a massive cock!!
a massive peener!
a massive schlong
a massive schlo-hooooong
a massive schlooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

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Ice Rink Sexual Remix

the #testicle incident...

ETHEREAL AMBIENT SOUNDSCAPES INSPIRED BY GAME OF THRONES AND THE  LORD OF THE RINGS AND MANY OTHERS. RELAX, ENJOY AND DRIFT AWAY.

ETHEREAL: REALM OF RADIANCE

curated by... few, loved by none 

bookings: cass@mbartists.co.uk

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Heb nog een cup noodles liggen hier omdat een vriend hem te spicy vond en hem dus maar heeft achtergelaten (hij had er 2). Wil jij hem?

What have you rather, explorers of the internet?

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