This was a custom instrumental produced by Benlab Crimson Diablo that was never finished for a variety of reasons. The finished part of the beat is meant to correspond to Suicide Mouse's first verse. Yes, this was a seperate version of the battle from the one that used New French by Anywaywell.

Dated August 2022

(SCRAPPED UNFINISHED) Suicidemouse.avi vs Needlem0use Instrumental

(0:14) Weirdcore:
Are you alone? (*knock knock*) Do you hear the knocking?
Seems I’ve found the house of the Insane Clown Posse
Who waste their time and money to embody circus freaks
And I'll strike down like Nintendo for using Pikmin OSTs

How you fools maintain a smile’s truly a puzzlement
Got too many mental issues for a single clown to juggle it
Balloons are the only blowing up from this Tik-Tok trend
While we have our eyes everywhere… except for on your content

(0:41) Clowncore:
Oh goodness, how tragic is this sad fabric fad’s rapping,
But with that mushroom fixation, makes sense that you’d be capping!
I’m the fungi here, you’re shrouded in darkness like your filters
You only stole the show because you popped the ‘pill’ in ‘pilfer’! (Hoho!)

I exist to bring smiles, but can't tell if you're chucklin'
When you cover that mug like your parents do when you're in public!
Your mind is stuck in empty fields ‘cause you only grow sad
But I could just find the remote and shut you up, tally-hoes mad!

(1:08) Weirdcore:
Caking your unsightly face in paint layers so thick
Yet with all those cosmetics you still couldn’t make-up a diss
You prey on kids, can't evade this when you can't dodge accusations
Tack on a seizure warning for the police lights that are chasin'

I’ll cut out some (paper dolls!) after you’re skinned alive,
How ironic (Ronald McDonald!)’s the one who’s getting fried
But here’s a solution for all the (Trouble!) you’ve been feeling:
Make like a (Worm on a String!) and hang yourself from the ceiling

(1:36) Clowncore:
Audiences stay invested with my discography so splendid! 
And while I rock suspenders, your fans’ accounts get suspended! (Hohoho!)
Clowncore’s the IT factor, spend pennies wise to stay jolly
Fitting these surrealist tick-tockers are addicted to buying dollies (Dalis)!

Thanks for visiting our fun house, but now your luck has run out
Call me Geiru Tornado with how fast I’ve brought this bum down
You should have teamed with Dreamcore, ‘cause it’s nightmares I’m supplying
Now it’s bedtime for this Gremlin, so go to your room and cry, bitch!

Alex M. and Azia as Weirdcore
BirdJormungandr as Clowncore
Written by Nugget, Raisu Battle, Awesome Ayden, BirdJormungandr, ForgottenSon
Additional Writing by Jacobrl99
Beat by Call me Brian 
Mixed by Trakked
Edited by Raisu Battle


Everyone subscribe to Raisu. He is the goat!

Thumbnail by Grasman

clowncore vs weirdcore 2 (Ft Alex M, BirdJormungandr, and Azia)

Dababy vs. Optimus Prime - Royal Rap Battle!


Danii As Dababy 


Swizkii As Optimus Prime 


Art by Forgottensons & Supergamerbro 


Mixed by Light_IWNL


Special thanks to Snakebite126


Chiselled by Raisu Battle


Written by King Ducky


Beat prod. Anywaywell 


Dababy:

Less goooo, (yuh) you wanna face me? Dababy? (huh?)

Bitches crazy for me, the only hoes you know are Mercedes (haha)

Saturday morning is a sadder day morning for you fans cuz your show has died 

Yuh yuh, ain’t it funny how optimistic Optimus is past his prime? (Oh!)


So I say you stop it and listen (uhuh) every single shot you be missing (For real)

But if this trash bin’s my opposition I’ll pull out the nine, traumatise all the children (yeah!)

You used to get women but Megatron pulled up and put your bitch down (Ouch)

Ariel’s no longer under the sea, that hoe is six feet under the ground! 


Optimus Prime:

Seems you didn't do your research Kirk, you’ve always been a cop out

See, she and I were rebuilt jerk, don’t try to school me drop out

Your lines are only slapping when your palm lines collide with a woman's face

So do the same as you did after that day: Don’t say shit and walk off the stage


Can’t even create an apology properly so what makes you think you can mess with me?

A balding mumbo jumbo mumble rapper can't even get close to my legacy!

You’re just another fad among many and your bars clearly show that

But I’ll aim for that big target atop your large head, haha no cap


Dababy:

When my fans pull up they pull up vids of them doin’ pull-ups (yuh?)

When your fans pull up all they do is pull up their Pull-Ups, I PULL UP


Step to my group you’ll be leavin’ in two, you’ll look the same as your palette: Red, black and blue

Everyone prefers Bumblee over you bitch ass, plus your movies def belong down the chute (Wooh!)

Bay directed that shit, explains why it blew like your shoulder when I pop out the glock and then shoot

Like you were Brawn, now there goes your brawn. You’ll be taking bronze, silver goes to my crew (yeah)


When these bullets reach your cranium (yuh?) you’ll be turning grey again (true!)

And this time no one will be savin’ him (nope!) it loses stakes, no more playin’ pretend 

You basic bitch, when facing this I'll forge this trash bin ass into my hand warmer

With your ships, not Seaspray (nah), I'm not surprised they call ya Trans-formers! (Ayyy haha)


Optimus Prime:

When Optimus Prime is rocking the mic he’s already erased the thought of mercy

I'm not surprised you’d be droppin’ a rhyme like that considering your controversies 

Committing robberies when you got lots of green? Heh, that's quite depressing, yet 

I wouldn't put trust in your beliefs since you think Kanye should be president! (Nah)


I'm not usually as mean but when faced teeny fiends i’ll easily split them at the seams

Your fame wouldn't be the same as it is today if not for the memes

Ironic, a mugging got you a mug shot, for a third time you’ve been caught now

Luckily for you I'm done going all out… Autobots, roll out


Dababy vs. Optimus Prime - Royal Rap Battle!

lyrics:

Ayo
This a song about
My, my stepdad
Let's see if this ever happened to you
I, I hate
My, my stepdad
One thing that sticks in my craw
When I was six and I saw my stepfather hittin' my mom
Socked her right in her eyeball
I'm startin' to think I'm psychotic
With all the pictures that I draw of
Shit that I've already witnessed, this probably twisted my thoughts
All I can hear is drama with mom and him
I can always hear 'em arguin' down the hallways
The walls are thin so the noise is startin' to feel like the norm
My dog pissed on the carpet, he stomped it so hard
Doctors had to put it down
He killed my chihuahua, this motherfucker
I, I, hate
My, my stepdad (stepdad)
So tonight I'm sayin'
"Bye-bye stepdad" (stepdad)
Outside, I look like I'm calm
Inside, I'm a tickin' time bomb
'Cause of this motherfucker, who sticks his dick in my mom (my mom)
Last night, he said I left the kitchen light on
But he walked in there this morning and purposely flipped it, I saw him
Hickory switch to my bottom, I counted sixty-nine times
He swatted me with it, I'd cry
He just started hittin' me harder
God, I just wish I could jaw him
If I could get my weight up
But I'm just a second grader
This prick is bigger than I am
But I've been readin' at school about this shit called liquid cyanide
I'm fantasizin' at night when he's sleepin' at just the right time
Sneak up with a lethal injection and put him down like they did to my dog
I'm talkin' euthanasia (euthanasia), like kids in Taiwan
This fuckin' shit's like Saigon (Saigon)
Neighbors called police on him
So many battery charges, this dude's like lithium ion
Then mom and him let bygones (bygones), just be bygones
So on eggshells, I walk and just try not to piss this guy off
But this why I
I, I, hate
My, my stepdad (stepdad)
So tonight I'm sayin'
"Bye-bye stepdad" (stepdad)
So this year, I'm goin' to the fifth and I'm tall
I'm five foot six on my block, I'm the toughest kid but I got
Way bigger fish to fry, which is why I'm tryna get this bitch to fly off
The handle and wait for the fist to fly to put this guy in a pine box
He's always lookin' for chaos but tonight I've cooked up a plan
So this Christmas, I got some color books and some crayons
I'm layin' on the floor, in the living room with some friends colorin'
He walks by, kicks my arm and goes "Whoops" and just laughs
I yelled for mom (mom) and as she's rushin' to my defense
I stood up and said, "Fuck you punk" and I took off and ran
To my bedroom, as I fled
Knowin' shit would hit the fan
Slammed the door and hid behind it with an aluminum bat
He kicked it in
I swung it hard as I could at his head
His noodle went splat, he fell right at the foot of my bed
I'm a little bit scared but my anger's overtooken the fear
I threw down the bat and just started whoopin' his ass
Beat him with my bare hands, the big bad wolf ain't so bad
"Ding-dong, " the pussy is dead, the bully finally gets his
Stomped him until he pissed enough to fill a two liter with
Then buried him next to my dog
And if I go to juvie for this, I'ma tell 'em
I, I, hate
My, my stepdad (stepdad)
So tonight I'm sayin'
"Bye-bye stepdad" (stepdad)
'Cause I, I, hate
My, my stepdad (stepdad)
So tonight I'm sayin'
"Bye-bye stepdad" (stepdad)

prod. by kendrick lamar
coverart by serena
special thanks to shadow money wizard gang

Peashooter! (feat. Freshy Kanal)

Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rCihnVG-eBemWzWpO08DlprhpBXILTaJDDqK1wnTKLE/edit
Shimario as Pit
Peachumari as Undyne
garbageGothic as Palutena
Written by MetaMachine and GamingPlush64
Mixing by Serena
Thumbnail by JK03
Beat by Marsad Men
Hint for next time: "Apex Leaders"

Undyne vs. Pit

Original battle by garbageGothic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no09-lzwVEA&t=27s

Rayyan with a bad laptop mic as Sebastian
Emily as literally everyone else

GDT Pinocchio: 
Oh boy, I love rap battles! Don’t know what they are yet though

Sebastian:
Well battle’s when you fight, and rap is clever rhyme and flow

GDT Pinocchio:
A witty war of words?! I love it! Penny, now it’s time to… die?
Leave you torn apart like Pyrrha did when I’m up on the mic (Oh!)
I’m flaming it! Like a crucifix! While you got flamed by Cinder’s hit!
A shame you were forced to be a real girl to make writing easy, and then you got fridged
But you’re used to the cold, being with Schnees, stuck in your role as a war robot
So let’s heat it up! My sick rhymes’ll send viruses like a hack by Watts

Penny Polendina: 
(Laughs) Salutations! It’s truly a pleasure to meet you!
I've never seen a boy before with so much mid to spew
Your homeland will be burdened when this battle ends in tragedy
Unlike you and Candlewick, I’m combat ready!
You’re flammable, watch for the sparks that I’m spitting

I’m never dull, sharp as my Floating Array
Be careful, I’ll sever the strings on this kid and
The borrowed soul he signed away for the pay!
Stop trucks with my hands but one sent you to Death
By the end of this battle, you’ll see her again- (hiccup)
Yeah, I don’t mean it, let’s just be friends!!
Say ‘ciao’ at verse 2, see who won and who’s next!

GDT Pinocchio:
Wow! That was a wonderful verse, but I’m sure that I can top it!
Your disses froze like Cold Steel, mine are hotter than hot chocolate! 
So listen up-! (gets shot) 

Pauly Shore Pinocchio:
Guess who’s here to slay the clones? It’s Italy’s fruitiest wood, the true Pinocchio!
Let me di-ski-di-ski-di onto the beat, end this PvPvP knockin’ out screws

This meme from MTV’s here to redeem my infamy with a new debut!
First up: dumb husk with a shot in his stump, his stop-motion can’t outrun my guuun!
Try to look grown-up, so you bring in Jesus and Nazis?! What-

GDT Pinocchio:
Huh?

(another gunshot)

Penny Polendina: 
Excuse me, sir-

Pauly Shore Pinocchio:
Does this magic tin can wanna talk?
Got a newsflash for you Bu-ddy, your story’s even worse! Shipping isn’t a plot!
Rusty Nuts and Dolts can’t hold a candle to my canon
Got a better Bella-donna than your civil rights stand-in! 
Leave an Ironwood Maiden-less in this rap 
When I kick your ass into next Spring Break! (Woo!)
Thinkin’ you can fuck with the pine? Pauly’s made of high-quality rhymes!
Your series is like you: it died, but everything comes in due time!
Forced Jaune to kill you after two lines of fire? Bitch please!
I burned and got real! I’ll melt you down to size for RWBY Chibi!

Penny Polendina & GDT Pinocchio:
What’s this knockoff trying to do? He lost all reputation
The second his mouth opened and became a faux sensation
Your jokes are stale, now Tybalt’s the only fame that you can ride
But we’ll stay strong with the power of God and anime on our side!

[RAYYAN MIX] Penny Polendina vs Pinocchio (Guillermo del Toro) - GG Rap Battles

Thumbnail created by: Matthew
Mixed by: Matthew

WHO WON?
https://rb.gy/3s4ek

docs.google.com/document/d/1QlxXtURULGYfPteARDyjWimmeQuqxnQeakclhxSD5_I

Chao vs. Matthew

The demo track I recorded for Denji vs Wolverine.

Features alternative lyrics for the end of Wolverine's first verse and the start of Wolverine's second verse. The former was changed following a suggestion from the voice actor and the latter is the infamous "rizz" bar that my crew server (rightfully) bullied me into changing LMAOO

Dated February 2023

Denji vs Wolverine - Eddie's Demo

The demo track I recorded for Grunkle Stan vs Saul Goodman.

Dated June 2023

Grunkle Stan vs Saul Goodman - Eddie's Demo

[Note: this may or may not be the final mix]

Durdoesstuff as Spamton
ClarenceTheDuck as Caine
Cri as Kinger
Durdoesstuff as Jax
Dcoregamer as Bubble
Angel as Jevil

Crew
Beat by Anywaywell
Mixed by Durdoesstuff
Written by Trav Shark & Durdoesstuff
Art by Marx
Backgrounds by Trav Shark 
Thumbnail by PhantomEPRB 

(Spamton interrupting intro): We interrupt this intro for some breaking news

Spamton:
Have you ever been trapped inside a [virtual show]
Where some dentures try to censor every [word that you know]
You're but a pilot, kid, I'm bigger, you've got minimal figures.
[Feel free to drown yourself in the Digital river]

[You really think you have a chance?!] to stand up to me?
Your own VA was famous for fandubbing me!
Don't mind if I shine light on your relation with Moon. (Ha)
Somebody oughta get this pair a pair of [Dating Shoes]

Just a [burst] of thought that I'd struggle to ignore
I dish licks like Bubble when there's a puddle on the floor.
Trust me [little sponge], you'll be fighting me not.
When I lock him in the void like [Hyperlink Blocked]

Tell me what'll happen when all your people abstract?
You'd be trapped inside a game, way too punish you for your [acts]
Like a [crown of thorns], I'll cut deep on this child's toy.
[I'm so fly], while your voice was swiped by FlyBoy.

Caine:
Kinger: Uhhh Caine… I think this scam abstracted!
Relax. I'm sure this darkner's just buggy.
Kinger: That's the guy who got Kris to have his plan enacted!
Hey! We got a sale on "Blackmail for Dummies"

Anyways, here, let me show you around.
There's kinger, pomni, and Kaufmo the clow-
Wait a minute where's Kaufmo? Has anyone seen him? 
Seems he's late, like your full game releases.

Jesus, haven't met a man so mangled. 
This dangled angel is as two faced as Gangle.
Seems like you're tangled and frayed like a bowtie.
I'll take out my cain and then bang it through both eyes.

I'll put the pedal to the metal, like the vessels that you'd peddle.
Went bananas off track, now you're meddling with jevil!
And hey! It's no shock why you dropped from your slipknots. 
Ironic, this kid's cut quick by a big shot.

Spamton:
Jevil: Chaos! Chaos! A masterful verse!
Even a lack of order when you're rapping? Huh.
Jevil: Oh please! Can't admit that your patter was worse?
I'll send both you toys back to Chapter 1.
(Jevil Laugh)

You're [Killing me kid]. All these raps are futile.
Can't look up half of your cast on google.
These jabs are [half off], too fast and brutal
I'll hack this jack off, your acts aren't fruitful.

I'm not talking cats, you can't [Manage your Tasques.]
Seen better leadership from Queen with her hand on a glass.
Kid with all your glitches you should just consider [letting go]
You can call me [Swatch], I just served this Spaghetti Code

Caine:
(Bubble: Spaghetti? Yum!) Oh you parasite, Please!
Bubble: Caine, come on! He's just a sob the knight beat
Jax: He might be, but he reeks of "boss fight"
This ain't the first time he's lost the "Mike"

Toby switched settings, still failed the blunder.
Don't need the Wacky Watch to see what Tale you're Under.
You want my cash or my soul? Well I'm giving you neither.
Go back to Cyber City 'cuz you're silent in this cypher.

You started fighting Kris, but he got through to your heart.
I'd say your life is like Zooble because you pulled it apart.
And now your legacy is gone, your grave is buried in snow.
So on this picky pipis pitcher, that's curtains closed.

Spamton vs. Caine ft. Durdoesstuff, ClarenceTheDuck & more

Do Two Me

Backup / Behind the scenes account for Eddiefrb and ANIMATION VS ANYTHING

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