Welcome to episode 2 of TableTop Rap Battles, where these absorbers of orbs take bites out of each other!

Danii as Hungry Hungry Hippos
https://www.youtube.com/@SwaggyFlan
Fightmarker as Pac-Man
https://www.youtube.com/@fightmarker

Written by Quizzique
Mixed and Mastered by Zagranis
Beat prod. by InsaneBeatz
Art by WAN
Thumbnail by Quiz

Hungry Hungry Hippo (0:11)
If you wanna win the game, you gotta take good aim
Not roam around a maze searchin’, for some ghosts to maim
It’s a household name, with the childhood acclaim
You think you’re the same, but your console fame is down the drain

It’s a race, it’s a chase, hurry up and feed my face
The only phantom here’s your cabinets now haunting the arcades
I was entertaining kids before they made your ugly mug
While your memes only pleased Gen Z til you got swept under the Rugg

Pac-Man (0:33)
This hippo with the fattest waist wants to face it up and fight?
It’s a hunk of plastic waste against the greatest of all time
I eat a track like power pellets, better start to flee like Clyde
If you’re so damn hungry hungry then I’ll serve you by the slice

Yo, you say my game’s the ghost while you eat dust at Hasbro
Think you’re family friendly? You got kids slapping your ass, bro
You must’ve lost your marbles, like your film’s producers, they got scattered
Then a child found them, and now your whole gag’s a choking hazard

Hungry Hungry Hippo (0:56)
All those burns are useless, man, I got redeemed by ICE
I eat your flames and spit them back, your fire hydrant won’t suffice
Trapped inside a haunted maze, is eating pellets such a struggle?
When your brand feeds off of you so much, should really call it Nom-co

I’ve got a conga line, you couldn’t conjure lines to buy your shit
Franchise is half-assed, so it makes sense Midway acquired it
This nerd should know he can’t compare to the bite of a hippopotamus
Because my stomach’s like your fall from grace: Bottomless

Pac-Man (1:19)
Your redemption’s like a plastic broken jaw, there still ain’t no budgin’
Shit’s as trusty as your tournaments, they both got Rogue Judges
My fruity power-ups demolish all your Veggies
Cover genres, while your online fanbase is just like your teeth: edgy

They call me Puck Man, you’re just a Piggy Punk, man
You’re outta luck, man, I don’t give a fuck, man
Gaming mascot 1, groups of 3-4, I eat ‘em all
So you can call me Level 256, ‘cus I’m unbeatable

Hungry Hungry Hippos vs Pac-Man - TableTop Rap Battles #2 (ft. Danii and Fightmarker)

Main Cast:
RNG as The Engineer 
M!CAH as Ned Kelly

Beat by 2Deep
Mixed by: Danii
Written by: Cri
Thumbnail by: Rabi
Art: 3ple (Borrowed from Dilly!)

Battle:

The Engineer:
Listen partner, you don't want to get a battle started 
Though I know problems’ll come given the path you've charted
Got 11 degrees and machines to blow past your defenses 
But with all of those crimes you think you’d have some sort of cents/sense, kid

Now I respect a man for fighting for what he believed in
But you shouldn't let a hostage spoil your plans for the weekend
Father wouldn't spill a drop, see. He went 6 feet deep to dropsy
And I actually solve my problems, that's where we are different

Now listen, I get your name is a bit of an icon
But ya let your fortress crumble with no team left to rely on
And with the mile long pages of your manifesto tainted
It wouldn’t take any cosmetics to let the walls get painted (Nope)

To some your a hero, to others a villain
From saving a kid from drowning, to in and out of prison
Was chasing horses around instead of horsing around
But life would Short Circuit when uncle let Power down

Ned Kelly:
It's quite comical thinking that you're the type to make a difference 
When you’re called to complete a few tasks whilst I'm on a mission
Efficient in my vision, and I don’t mean to make a scene
But like the skin ‘round ya hand I’m about to break the seams 

Left your team in the dust so your boss could continue her destruction
While my name’s become iconic for putting a stop to corruption
A Gunslinger shooting sloppy shots isn't good I reckon
Everything’s bigger in Texas including the hole in ya head, dick

But I don’t think he’d understand, cause this lad seems quite dense
Yells “cheers” with a beer and calls that his defense
And how he still has any relevance is a bit of a mystery
Since the backstory of this cunts family is far more interesting 

And I’d know a thing or two about that, followed my father’s footsteps 
Would say the same for you, but he doesn’t have a foot left
Man was a walking forklift before his brains were scattered 
Cause I am Ned Kelly and you’re a dead bastard

The Engineer:
I don't think you know what you're getting into 
When you’re taking shot for no legs but that's exactly how the cops could get you
Either they be dead or imprisoned your family tree is broken
Seems that the noose wasn't the only thing that left you choking

Ya think roping your siblings into your mess makes you look tough
I mean ya got tons to spare, parents figured eight is enough
Aim a shot at your head, pull the trigger: you’re dead
And when Ned’s full of lead no way he's getting up again

Ned Kelly:
Oh don’t act like you're better than the rest of your crew
You see an obstacle in your way and now its a target to shoot
But when a Con crosses Kelly a mechanic’s getting caught in trouble
When the real life Iron Man leaves your machines as mere rubble

Oh now, don't get your overalls all twisted up mate
Even if displays of flames are what make you shit the place
And yes they hung me up but my legacy last beyond a fight
So hats off as his story meets its end, such is life

The Engineer vs Ned Kelly - TF2 vs Anything (ft. RNG and M!CAH)

lyrics:

Ayo
This a song about
My, my stepdad
Let's see if this ever happened to you
I, I hate
My, my stepdad
One thing that sticks in my craw
When I was six and I saw my stepfather hittin' my mom
Socked her right in her eyeball
I'm startin' to think I'm psychotic
With all the pictures that I draw of
Shit that I've already witnessed, this probably twisted my thoughts
All I can hear is drama with mom and him
I can always hear 'em arguin' down the hallways
The walls are thin so the noise is startin' to feel like the norm
My dog pissed on the carpet, he stomped it so hard
Doctors had to put it down
He killed my chihuahua, this motherfucker
I, I, hate
My, my stepdad (stepdad)
So tonight I'm sayin'
"Bye-bye stepdad" (stepdad)
Outside, I look like I'm calm
Inside, I'm a tickin' time bomb
'Cause of this motherfucker, who sticks his dick in my mom (my mom)
Last night, he said I left the kitchen light on
But he walked in there this morning and purposely flipped it, I saw him
Hickory switch to my bottom, I counted sixty-nine times
He swatted me with it, I'd cry
He just started hittin' me harder
God, I just wish I could jaw him
If I could get my weight up
But I'm just a second grader
This prick is bigger than I am
But I've been readin' at school about this shit called liquid cyanide
I'm fantasizin' at night when he's sleepin' at just the right time
Sneak up with a lethal injection and put him down like they did to my dog
I'm talkin' euthanasia (euthanasia), like kids in Taiwan
This fuckin' shit's like Saigon (Saigon)
Neighbors called police on him
So many battery charges, this dude's like lithium ion
Then mom and him let bygones (bygones), just be bygones
So on eggshells, I walk and just try not to piss this guy off
But this why I
I, I, hate
My, my stepdad (stepdad)
So tonight I'm sayin'
"Bye-bye stepdad" (stepdad)
So this year, I'm goin' to the fifth and I'm tall
I'm five foot six on my block, I'm the toughest kid but I got
Way bigger fish to fry, which is why I'm tryna get this bitch to fly off
The handle and wait for the fist to fly to put this guy in a pine box
He's always lookin' for chaos but tonight I've cooked up a plan
So this Christmas, I got some color books and some crayons
I'm layin' on the floor, in the living room with some friends colorin'
He walks by, kicks my arm and goes "Whoops" and just laughs
I yelled for mom (mom) and as she's rushin' to my defense
I stood up and said, "Fuck you punk" and I took off and ran
To my bedroom, as I fled
Knowin' shit would hit the fan
Slammed the door and hid behind it with an aluminum bat
He kicked it in
I swung it hard as I could at his head
His noodle went splat, he fell right at the foot of my bed
I'm a little bit scared but my anger's overtooken the fear
I threw down the bat and just started whoopin' his ass
Beat him with my bare hands, the big bad wolf ain't so bad
"Ding-dong, " the pussy is dead, the bully finally gets his
Stomped him until he pissed enough to fill a two liter with
Then buried him next to my dog
And if I go to juvie for this, I'ma tell 'em
I, I, hate
My, my stepdad (stepdad)
So tonight I'm sayin'
"Bye-bye stepdad" (stepdad)
'Cause I, I, hate
My, my stepdad (stepdad)
So tonight I'm sayin'
"Bye-bye stepdad" (stepdad)

prod. by kendrick lamar
coverart by serena
special thanks to shadow money wizard gang

Peashooter! (feat. Freshy Kanal)

MCGamingFTW as Fidel Castro
Morgan Christensen as Che Guevara

LYRICS:
[Verse 1: Fidel Castro]
Let me, communist Cuban Castro, show you millions of stars
This battle will be so hardcore just call it Cuba Total War
This will be real easy, just score and stop being an imbecile man
Your people are being captured by the Libya forces all over again
I scared the shit out of Reagan, I'm a god in Havana
I'm a leader, you’re just on the picture of propaganda
I'll own you cabron, now quit being so jealous
I know you're a little bitch but this is no time to be rebellious

[Verse 2: Che Guevara]
Che did I just hear? That whole verse was a fiasco
Boasting won't help you, I'm much better than you foolish Castro
Grab your beret and go back to Argentina, ya heard me?
Let this true leader show you a revolution verbally
There's no shame losing against an icon
Let me explain to you very carefully how I won
I'm a guerilla of lyrical warfare
You're an old man with a cigar and his beard

[Verse 3: Fidel Castro]
Fidel Castro will make you pay, in the end you will bleed
For once, Guevara, actually listen to the person that leads
You're no heroic fighter, you just look like a gorilla
I'm the illest Cuba leader, fucking bitches in my villa
I'm revolutionary and legendary, you weren't even necessary
Remember that, prick, I was the boss, you were my missionary
I'll fuck you up, I'm real scary, your bitch ass better be weary
I'm alive, you're buried, now tell me, how’s the god damn cemetery

[Verse 4: Che Guevara]
You're out, and now your brother's in, Fidel
Remind me of how you became an infidel
Missile crisis? More like a mid-life crisis
You're a pinga loca, who's rhymes are worse than your life is
With the way that Castro behavin' he needs some medication
As a doctor, my diagnosis, economic stagnation
The true revolution is something you'll never understand
Just try and kill me and you'll only kill a man

Fidel Castro vs Che Guevara

Natalie as Evolution Goku
Stofferex as CDI Link
Timey as ERBParodies Gary Oak
Beats by Marsad Men: and Cacola
Written by Timey and PhantomCom
Art by Timey

Link:
Oh boy! 100 hours? I guess I better get going
But watching this loser’s film? Gee, this sure is boring…
It’s no wonder Toriyama and the DBZ fans cried
It seems people prefer my CDI…over your CGI!
Golly, Goku, you’re so horny that it hurts!
Maybe Chi-Chi should motivate you to spit a decent verse!
I thought I saw some ugly things, but I didn’t think they were lethal
That is until I saw your constipated faces of evil!
Got 3 games and YouTube fame; ain’t no Hark but I’m the king
Only game you’ve got’s a shitty tie-in on the PSP!
Facing Hollywood’s Destructo Disc? I got the solution
I’ll smack Geeko back to his ape phase – D-Evolution!

Goku:
Is that the best you got? That was barely a fight
Better make use of that lantern, cause that verse wasn’t bright
My grandpa always said that I should have faith in myself
But I don’t have faith in seeing your game on anybody’s shelf!
(Hah!) Defeat me with YTP? You’re crazy
Cause I’m a Super Saiyan, you’re a duck-walking Miss Daisy
You were the hero in one game, then your girlfriend took your place
It seems like Philips wanted to leave its weakest Link erased
And talkin’ bout facial expressions, like you’re one to speak? Please,
I’ve seen better animations come from I.M. Meen, geez!
So go ahead and spit your next verse, I hope you aren’t too hurt
Cause I’m throwing the book at you like Ganon – it burns

Link:
Hey, I think your verse is dirty—might wanna clean it up
Cause that verse was just a lifeless wreck – like your grandpa!
Wong struggled to read your manga, so quality started dropping
Then Ramsay walked in like “I can’t wait to bomb the box office!”
You’re racist and tasteless, you make everyone triggered
You’re a strawberry fantasy next to this full-course DINNER
So go ride off on Bulma’s motorbike; this battle is done
It’s worth cracking this DB CD – I won!

Goku:
Thought those bombs could hurt me? Like your mirror, they’ll get deflected
You’re getting cucked so much by Zelda, Roshi’s looking less desperate
I’ll Picco-lonely freak off; your tiny sword can’t do shit
You’ll need a thousand Kamehameha Waves to heal from this
I’m a hardened martial artist, your art is godawful garbage
You’ve been tarnished since your sales left your console in the garbage
There’s no rules or limits to my win; my power level’s stacked
But even with all Dragonballs, no one would wish your game back

ERBParodies Gary Oak:
I’m the true Pokemon master, all you do is play with Dragonballs
So take a seat Goku, I’ll teach you how to catch em all–

(ERBP Gary Oak is shot with a flying burger. Cut to King Harkinian next to Link and Goku, holding a Dinner Blaster.)

King Harkinian:
OAHhahahaha! Dinner.

Dragonball Evolution vs Link CDI. Rap Battle.

Nighteye : RaccoonBroVA
King Kai : MetaMachine

Written by Kamren.
Beat Prod. : MTC Beatz
Mixed by Kamren

Nighteye :
Mirio, if you're trying to amuse me, forget it 
'Cuz I refuse to laugh from Roshi's sloppy seconds
You're slow as a turtle when getting to the punchline
I'll blitz through like Piccolo, you're wasting my time
My students smile for a brighter future
For generations to come at the cost of my life 
Yours doesn't know a thing about humor
'Cept he went home to his wife while you wait for the revive
I'll predict all the shit you'll say and switch it around
Can't say if I got jumped when the Ginyus Forced in your house
You won't get my stamp of approval 
So come take the pen from me and tell me how you've been crucial

King Kai :
That verse was a joke? You're gonna have to be more clever
Not one single chuckle, even Yamcha's done better 
And I don't mean the monkey when you're playing Bubbles dirty
But you're gonna get chased with that machine so... quirky
Now that's how to do a pun!
Though my antennas couldn't find for me to give a puck
Dude you’re a lousy schmuck, and what's worse, bud?
Got that foresight for luck, and still got a hole in your gut

Nighteye :
Don't you dare mock me for the sacrifice I made
Goku flocked to escape when got played by Cell's game
Makes sense why you're blue faced, choked when you catch fades
A God of Destruction the way you're scared, I'm wide awake!
Midoriya can't press me, what made you think you could?
Didn't need a spirit bomb, one verse was all it took
To send the North Kai south, and with that you're out
Not just a trash talking half pint, you're that and a clown

King Kai :
Don't even have the weights on but I'm dragging you downright 
Might as well call up.. oh wait! Sorry, the clock's hands' tied
You couldn’t walk a mile in my shoes, let alone Snake Way
A second rate Aizawa that Horikoshi left erased!
The future's set in stone? Let's take a look at your third year
All that kid end up doing was showing off his rear
He lost his quirk.. then got it back? Ironically tragic
Your final moment blew up in your face worse than Planet Namek
Have Eri rewind this battle cuz I'm twisting your film reel
Since you're more full of yourself than Goku eating a meal
But hey, thanks for the fun! I'm sure we'll meet again
When you arrive on my planet with a halo above your head


Sir Nighteye vs King Kai - My Hero Academia vs Anything! #11 (ft. RaccoonBroVA and MetaMachine)

The demo track I recorded for Denji vs Wolverine.

Features alternative lyrics for the end of Wolverine's first verse and the start of Wolverine's second verse. The former was changed following a suggestion from the voice actor and the latter is the infamous "rizz" bar that my crew server (rightfully) bullied me into changing LMAOO

Dated February 2023

Denji vs Wolverine - Eddie's Demo

The demo track I recorded for Grunkle Stan vs Saul Goodman.

Dated June 2023

Grunkle Stan vs Saul Goodman - Eddie's Demo

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