Dream vs. SuperFastJellyFish - Mario vs. Anything!

JustGamer As Dream 

Jofinity As SuperFastJellyFish

Cri As Antfrost 

RaccoonBroVA As BadBoyHalo 

Rosenthal As Sapnap 

Rayyan As GeorgeNotFound 

Written by King Ducky & King Wallace

Writing assistance from SuperGamerBro

Beat prod. Anywaywell & Glitchdude

Dream:
Oh George! Who’s this trying to step to me on my SMP?
I’m used to being the hunted, but now I will show no empathy
No more fans of yours, cuz they all speedran away
For how good you are at finding subs, you lost your whole damn fanbase 

What kind of fucking grandma resorts to facebook gaming
Left in the dark like a moon jelly, but seafood’s what I’m craving
You rode the wave of controversy like a pitiful bitch (Hey!)
Now it's left this jellyfish washed up, that's a MoistCritikal hit! (Hey!)

SuperFastJellyFish:
Claiming I crave attention? Check all the tweets you’re making
And I, think I must mention how you got flamed by some bacon
Guess finding seeds and cheating runs in the family, your mom was tastin’ 
The bonemeal I fed her when I was as rock hard as Clay’s clay chin!

Like all Minecraft Youtubers you were faced with allegations
Such a touchy subject adjacent to all your racist statements
From your manhunts to your burger, you’ve always remained tasteless (Ugh)
Forget the 5 second fame, this fake bitch shoulda stayed faceless!

Can’t stop the toxic doxxing, no increased rate of diss dropping
With an avatar so bland, normal pills are what you’re popping!
Stans, say that you’re mythical while saying criticisms typical
Even managed to rig the polls even tho the glow squid is dull!

Antfrost: 
Your blindfold runs got deleted faster than you got bullied off the net
BadBoyHalo: 
Played it off as a joke but you're the joke with nothing left, you muffinhead!
Sapnap: 
In your apology, you’re seethrough like your blindfold, clearly not fucking sad
George: 
Despite my color blindness I’d find that you acting blue was just a sham!

Dream: 
And we're topping him unlike the blanket he refused to drop on his head
Which only led to him getting bombarded quick with hate that his comments left
The common thread between all of the awful problems that he mocks up is
It’s obvious! His viewers are just coddled kids and brutally honest fans

Said your cheating was intentional, my alibi’s more watertight
But I’ve got a sub count to overshadow yours, shocker, right?
You’ve got no clout, my manhunt plays are as iconic as my mask is
This odd1sout of the picture, guess that’s the point of the casket

SuperFastJellyFish:
By watertight, do you mean trapped up in a bathtub?
No mathematician is needed to tell you that your runs don’t add up!
Stole Tommy’s discs, but still cant spin a track, huh?
The next Minecraft Unsolved should be on how you have a fanclub! (Let's-a-go!)

You shouldn't've have messed with me, I’ll end you like your SMP
You’ve always had issues with ships, whether it’s George or MCC
Eventually you'll be forgotten so make like this mic and drop it
And I'll leave you in peace, pleading with Beast to get an ounce of profit (Yahoo!)

Dream vs. SuperFastJellyFish - Mario vs. Anything!

Papa Louie vs. Teruteru Hanamura - Royal Rap Battle!


Zagranis as Louie


Chao as Teruteru 


King Ducky as Nekomaru cameo


Writing by GnomeYT


Writing assistance from King Ducky


Mixed by Zagranis 


Cover art by Box_Soldier22 


Beat prod. Anywaywell 


Teruteru:

Got that awful rounded head, and still think that you’re balling, though?

Even your Donuteria wasn’t filled with all those holes.

Scouted by Hope’s Peak Academy for my talent’s mass usage!

Your ass things turn to-


Nekomaru:

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT


Teruteru:

Rename you to Papa Loo-ie.


So watch as I’m stacking dough, pile on ya like your damn mayo,

But it’s quite strange with that, it’s shown this hack is lacking rapping flow!

And I would go and crack this dope, crashing him with a stabbing bone, 

But this schmuck doesn’t have a glow-up for me to attack with! 


Oh all your gameplay is spluttering the same thing,

I may have the skewer, but to customers, you’re the lame prick.

A bigger mistake than your moustache when trying to rap me,

Do you want me to put you to rest? Well, gladly…


Louie:

Drugging your own customers is not a business practice,

The burns you dish at me are when your juice is made with acid!

Down to meat, I guess you are quite dedicated to it. 

When the beef got in Togami, you put them onto the skewer! (Ooo)


Customers are satisfied with how my craft is cooked, I never shill,

The Imposter’s stomach, stabbing? Only hole you’ll ever fill.

And honestly I just can’t take you seriously, kiddy,

You built like a man falling into despair in Lego City! 


I pave the path for flashy games, shining like the kitchen stove,

You closed off the fire door ‘cause that isn’t how you’re spitting prose!

Mikan’s so-called “accidental fall” got you in deep, right,

But that isn’t your character depth, it’s just how you’ll be fried!


Teruteru:

*Accent switch


I’m toldI to not speak ma voice, but I say that ya noise should stop,

Ya couldn’t get some street cred in da one ya get employees from!

I told ya to wait a sec, but ya got no time managemen’

Without da damn playas having da carry ya from some bankruptcy,


Louie:

I’ll admit, our abilities could be seen as comparable,

Yet when its etiquette you’re simply just Teruteru-terrible!

Have eyes barely existent, yet still goggling at backsides 

Your character went down the gutter like your accent!


Papa Louie vs. Teruteru Hanamura - Royal Rap Battle!

Written, Recorded, and Thumbnail by JesseBox
Beat Arrangement, Mixing and Mastering by Freshy Kanal
Guitar Riffs by YuugenVinny

Special Thanks to Freshy Kanal, Yuugen Vinny, Snakebite126, Shimario, My Parents and The Bikini Bottom❤️


Jinx:
Aw a fellow blue haired bitch thinkin’ she wants some
Your “nakama” and “kumbaya” shit don’t work where I come from
Keep your fairy tails away from me, I’m not afraid to fucking rip your face off, I’m droppin bombs on top this creepy stalker

Like Pow! I’ve got an arsenal with weapons galore
Been on the roster for a decade and still the players want more!
Your tacky fanservice is almost cute, but terrible still
I liked you better as a rock girl, or when you had guts to kill 

I mean, c’mon, chick, you could’ve been so badass!
Instead your writers picked one gag and then played that trash for laughs
And I mean, no one even knows your dumb kid’s series anymore
Potential and relevance down the drain, need I say more?

Juvia: 
I’ll have you know that I am doing just fine
Cause I know how to aid my friends when their lives are on the line
You’re a reckless child, meddling while the task was being handled
Had you just been mature, Vi could’ve still had Vander

I’m an Ex Element four, was S class in Phantom Lord
I’ve the scars to prove my passion and agony I’ve endured
And my guild believed in me to change for good when I was wrong
Your family never had that trust, and thanks to you, they’re all gone

All your punches do is phase through me due to my water power
And I will not be shaken, I’m cool like rain that will shower
Except in Jinxes’ case, all it takes is words to confound her
Crush her like Mylo and Claggor and turn her back into Powder

Jinx:
*groans* That isn’t me, don’t call me that
I can feel all their pain, the monsters are coming back
I can’t take it any longer, your attacks, they’re much stronger
And I- *pfft*… haha.. HAHHAHAHAh

You can’t meet the damage I’ve done
You peaked during your season one
And what you call love is just an obsession that you manifested, and it’s fuckin’ scaring him off

He’s annoyed by you
And girl, the viewers feel the same too
Only Mashima’s shitty writing could’ve given you
A world where Gray even tolerates you!

Juvia:
What did you say?
About my Gray?
I’ll make you pray that you stayed in your lane or met an early grave like where your parents lay!
Don’t play with this rainwoman
I’m not afraid of a thieving rat with nothing to her name

Who do you think you are? You’re not the savior of Zaun
Cause all it takes is pink hair to take this failure off guard!
This poor pathetic schizophrenic should just quit while ahead
Thought she found her calling, then her THIRD father ended up dead

And by your hands no less. 
Just loss after loss and this one was bound to be next
Keep causing problems and problems are all that you’ll get
Past the point of help
I’d say that you were cursed but Vi said it better herself

Jinx vs. Juvia Lockser - Jesse’s Rap Battles

Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rCihnVG-eBemWzWpO08DlprhpBXILTaJDDqK1wnTKLE/edit
Shimario as Pit
Peachumari as Undyne
garbageGothic as Palutena
Written by MetaMachine and GamingPlush64
Mixing by Serena
Thumbnail by JK03
Beat by Marsad Men
Hint for next time: "Apex Leaders"

Undyne vs. Pit

Original battle by garbageGothic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no09-lzwVEA&t=27s

Rayyan with a bad laptop mic as Sebastian
Emily as literally everyone else

GDT Pinocchio: 
Oh boy, I love rap battles! Don’t know what they are yet though

Sebastian:
Well battle’s when you fight, and rap is clever rhyme and flow

GDT Pinocchio:
A witty war of words?! I love it! Penny, now it’s time to… die?
Leave you torn apart like Pyrrha did when I’m up on the mic (Oh!)
I’m flaming it! Like a crucifix! While you got flamed by Cinder’s hit!
A shame you were forced to be a real girl to make writing easy, and then you got fridged
But you’re used to the cold, being with Schnees, stuck in your role as a war robot
So let’s heat it up! My sick rhymes’ll send viruses like a hack by Watts

Penny Polendina: 
(Laughs) Salutations! It’s truly a pleasure to meet you!
I've never seen a boy before with so much mid to spew
Your homeland will be burdened when this battle ends in tragedy
Unlike you and Candlewick, I’m combat ready!
You’re flammable, watch for the sparks that I’m spitting

I’m never dull, sharp as my Floating Array
Be careful, I’ll sever the strings on this kid and
The borrowed soul he signed away for the pay!
Stop trucks with my hands but one sent you to Death
By the end of this battle, you’ll see her again- (hiccup)
Yeah, I don’t mean it, let’s just be friends!!
Say ‘ciao’ at verse 2, see who won and who’s next!

GDT Pinocchio:
Wow! That was a wonderful verse, but I’m sure that I can top it!
Your disses froze like Cold Steel, mine are hotter than hot chocolate! 
So listen up-! (gets shot) 

Pauly Shore Pinocchio:
Guess who’s here to slay the clones? It’s Italy’s fruitiest wood, the true Pinocchio!
Let me di-ski-di-ski-di onto the beat, end this PvPvP knockin’ out screws

This meme from MTV’s here to redeem my infamy with a new debut!
First up: dumb husk with a shot in his stump, his stop-motion can’t outrun my guuun!
Try to look grown-up, so you bring in Jesus and Nazis?! What-

GDT Pinocchio:
Huh?

(another gunshot)

Penny Polendina: 
Excuse me, sir-

Pauly Shore Pinocchio:
Does this magic tin can wanna talk?
Got a newsflash for you Bu-ddy, your story’s even worse! Shipping isn’t a plot!
Rusty Nuts and Dolts can’t hold a candle to my canon
Got a better Bella-donna than your civil rights stand-in! 
Leave an Ironwood Maiden-less in this rap 
When I kick your ass into next Spring Break! (Woo!)
Thinkin’ you can fuck with the pine? Pauly’s made of high-quality rhymes!
Your series is like you: it died, but everything comes in due time!
Forced Jaune to kill you after two lines of fire? Bitch please!
I burned and got real! I’ll melt you down to size for RWBY Chibi!

Penny Polendina & GDT Pinocchio:
What’s this knockoff trying to do? He lost all reputation
The second his mouth opened and became a faux sensation
Your jokes are stale, now Tybalt’s the only fame that you can ride
But we’ll stay strong with the power of God and anime on our side!

[RAYYAN MIX] Penny Polendina vs Pinocchio (Guillermo del Toro) - GG Rap Battles

In this series debut, Batman villian Hush goes up against Oregon urban legend The Bandage Man in a battle of the bandage-wearing murderers. Which one will leave with the most bruises?

Spadical as Hush
ForgottenSon as The Bandage Man

Hush:
I say only strike when your foes weakness show
This battle would’ve been easy, but I didn’t bring soap (aargh)
You’re lost of your life, cemented to horrendous smell and bandaged scars 
You want a ride? Hop on the back of my parents car (aargh)
I owned Wayne’s entire town, while you only had a road 
I tortured a fucking clown, so I think I can crack a joke 
Enjoyed logging alone, but it came to a sudden stop 
Had so little friends, even the saw mill had to cut him off 

The Bandage Man:
You’re a weak and decrepit man, why can’t you accept the fact
You wanted your parents dead, couldn’t even perfect that 
They almost made it to the grave, but one was saved by one Thomas Wayne
You wanted Bruce’s praise, but now you’re waning in his father’s name 
Even you don’t know who you are, despite that I remain nameless
When I stalk they see me clearly, you hide behind people’s faces 
Riddled with plastic surgery , think it’ll eclipse your damages 
But your fathers abuse? Now that cannot be fixed with bandages

Hush: 
In Oregon, you like drinks, let’s crack open a cold case
Greet you with a couple shots, how’s that for some first aid
With locals pirating your image, do you really think you’re scaring me?
Mythos blew out proportion, no wonder they call it Cannon Beach
I don’t know who I am? I’m renowned for my one story
While your local town fucked around, came up with three origins
I’ll maim this mummy and make sure he has a bad time
With both this battle and your life, you were killed by a fucking landslide

The Bandage Man: 
When the clown attacked, you became the prey of the birds 
And you turned to the Joker’s jester in every sense of the word
You went back to your old friend, only for him to flush you out
Ironic, you want things to go your way you should just shut your mouth
Your memory is broken, you won’t kill me, know the truth
You’ll dent me with holes? Dent sure put holes into you 
And with your story ruined, Tom traded just to riddle us
No surprise, when your film’s reception faded to a- 

Written by Awesome Ayden and Everon
Produced by ESKRY
Mixed by Jordy
Cover Art by Everon

This battle was written, demoed, recorded, mixed and (privately) uploaded in 75 hours.

Hush vs. The Bandage Man - DC vs. Anything (Issue #1)

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ-lWPY9D18

Scott:
Hey all Scott here! And before you try to ban me
See I'm contractually obligated to one more battle with Bandy
But something I have trouble understanding is his experience with rapping
Cause he's done youtube long before me…what the f*ck happened
Your buddy lives with boulders, and you? Under a rock…
I didn’t take you as the type to be entertaining, oh you’re not
I mean you were an OG creator something like we hadn't seen before
But all of your old vids seemed to age as well as the Nintendo 64

Nathaniel:
Did Nintendo not realize that battle mode should be balanced
But I’ve already conquered Mario, so Kamek shouldn’t be a challenge
Cause you were Borderline copying my content, cutting out any flavor

Bathaniel:
But think you can rock? 

Nathaniel:
You’re just a blank piece of paper 
From your stupid looking hair to videos, you’ve always sucked at trimming!
Like I don’t want to sit down and watch this loser’s constant bitching
It’s not awesome baby seeing you fail to make your skits slicker
Cause you’d only leave my Mind Blown if I pulled the fricking Trigger!

Scott:
Welcome to the show, tell me, what does this guy not have?

Terry Lesler:
*gunshot* Beef? 

Jerry Attricks:
*gunshot* Therapist! 

Target Employee:
*gunshot* Job at Target? 

Rex Mohs:
*gunshot* A dad!

Jeb Jab:
*gunshot* Guys, let's be real, the answer’s so obviously Gex!

Scott:
Ooo so close! See, the answer is actually “a f**king job”
I mean sure we've collabed a few times but I hardly call us rivals
So yeah I enjoy your content… I also wrote the Bible
A guy with no personality, making top 10 lists and ranking vids
And you’re striving for originality?

Nathaniel:
Can’t talk originality when you’ve ripped Jon and The Nerd

Jerry Attricks:
Hey, you should check them out, they're pretty good from what I've heard

Nathaniel:
You wasted 2 hours of my time just to talk about your childhood junk?!
Not even in Maple Treeway was I jacking myself off this much
Thinking this Chicken could Shoot anything hurtful is abhorrent
Cause he’s as fragile as a Pop-Tart that I’d slam against my forehead
How will Nathaniel win? Pretty easily cuz you can’t handle me!
Brand new vid Top 10 times Scott lost to Nathaniel B

Credits:
Cri as Scott The Woz
Dan as Nathaniel Bandy

Cri as Jerry Attricks, Target Employee, and Terry Lesler
Dan as Bathaniel Nandy, Rex Mohs, and Jeb Jab

Written by Taiga and Powerofdan
Demo’d by Taiga
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat by Anywaywell
Beat rearranged by Powerofdan
Special Thanks: Harry

Scott The Woz vs Nathaniel Bandy (Powerofdan Rap Battles)

Having spent more days inside the pen than out, these two toxic foes are not to be trifled with, which one will overpower the other?

Written by R the Writer
B-Lo as Bane
MetalFireVA as Magellan
Thumbnail by Soul
Audio Mixed by B-Lo
Beat Prod. by 2Deep

Bane:
Do you know who I am? I am not pirate or marine
Not a monkey, croc, or shark, nor a gleeful dancing queen
Stand above sadistic guards and cowardly vice wardens
But I embody each in one way, you fell before them
Born and raised imprisoned, I know how to handle bars
You had one job, lost it and gained some facial scars
Tear Impel Down apart, then I pull myself together
Breaking you worse than the bat with every single limb dismembered

Magellan:
Hold it Hannyabal, I'll be the one to show him hell
Don't need to be the chief to throw this menace in a cell
Think I fell before a prisoner? I'll tell you now, you're dead wrong
Even those who left weren't dumb enough to take me head on
When my hydra coats the wax, then you'll truly learn to dread me
As I imitate your dad, and leave you with another dead beat
Your IQ points are dropping, your actions lack momentum
So put down your feeding tube and get a taste of real venom

Bane:
I'm an icon of pop culture, you're a blip in your own lore
As your failure was followed by an all out pirate war
You most trusted post-demotion feels like quite the fake out
Since we all know you'll soon suffer a second breakout
You'll need to make a deeper floor, before your gates become agape
Because I'm worse than any foe that you've chose to let escape
Far as brains go you're ranked below your mob of blue apes 
But if you wish to compare strength then I'll squish you like a grape

Magellan:
The devil's out to get you, he's moving pretty fast
Your biggest feats are retconned, your reputation: trash
And you want an opportunity to prove you're more than talk?
Well I've used my poison powers to leave every exit blocked
You're nothing but a patsy, your allies need not bother
Lost favor with the demon's head, and your shot at his daughter's
Though I suppose it's apt, there's no taste in what you spew
Truth is, I've taken shits that have caused more pain than you

Bane Vs Magellan - Rap Battle

Nighteye : RaccoonBroVA
King Kai : MetaMachine

Written by Kamren.
Beat Prod. : MTC Beatz
Mixed by Kamren

Nighteye :
Mirio, if you're trying to amuse me, forget it 
'Cuz I refuse to laugh from Roshi's sloppy seconds
You're slow as a turtle when getting to the punchline
I'll blitz through like Piccolo, you're wasting my time
My students smile for a brighter future
For generations to come at the cost of my life 
Yours doesn't know a thing about humor
'Cept he went home to his wife while you wait for the revive
I'll predict all the shit you'll say and switch it around
Can't say if I got jumped when the Ginyus Forced in your house
You won't get my stamp of approval 
So come take the pen from me and tell me how you've been crucial

King Kai :
That verse was a joke? You're gonna have to be more clever
Not one single chuckle, even Yamcha's done better 
And I don't mean the monkey when you're playing Bubbles dirty
But you're gonna get chased with that machine so... quirky
Now that's how to do a pun!
Though my antennas couldn't find for me to give a puck
Dude you’re a lousy schmuck, and what's worse, bud?
Got that foresight for luck, and still got a hole in your gut

Nighteye :
Don't you dare mock me for the sacrifice I made
Goku flocked to escape when got played by Cell's game
Makes sense why you're blue faced, choked when you catch fades
A God of Destruction the way you're scared, I'm wide awake!
Midoriya can't press me, what made you think you could?
Didn't need a spirit bomb, one verse was all it took
To send the North Kai south, and with that you're out
Not just a trash talking half pint, you're that and a clown

King Kai :
Don't even have the weights on but I'm dragging you downright 
Might as well call up.. oh wait! Sorry, the clock's hands' tied
You couldn’t walk a mile in my shoes, let alone Snake Way
A second rate Aizawa that Horikoshi left erased!
The future's set in stone? Let's take a look at your third year
All that kid end up doing was showing off his rear
He lost his quirk.. then got it back? Ironically tragic
Your final moment blew up in your face worse than Planet Namek
Have Eri rewind this battle cuz I'm twisting your film reel
Since you're more full of yourself than Goku eating a meal
But hey, thanks for the fun! I'm sure we'll meet again
When you arrive on my planet with a halo above your head


Sir Nighteye vs King Kai - My Hero Academia vs Anything! #11 (ft. RaccoonBroVA and MetaMachine)

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It's focused on dualities: hate vs. love, anger vs. joy, pain vs. pleasure. The goal is inner parity, a balance achieved through introspection and growth. 

MiKroDose+ is a compact, introspective hip-hop/R&B-infused journey—less than an hour long—packed with emotional peaks and valleys. With tight structure, thoughtful interludes, diverse features, and thematic focus on healing, self-awareness, and the ebbs and flows of life, it’s both personal and universal in scope.

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