It’s riggity-riggity-Rick siggity-chez
Leaving this rickety bickering bitch riggedy-wrecked!

The demo track I recorded for Tricky the Clown vs Springtrap.
Dated September 2022

Tricky the Clown vs Springtrap - Eddie's Demo

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yyCM9vJd9X3SvoxC5fLrM6-PoeOKgtvA26Kj0ZZc3DI/edit
MetaMachine as Frosty the Snowman
KingSpirals as Hat Kid
Belle Beniko as Holiday Narrator
Written by MetaMachine
Chiseled by Shimario and Mancha
Beat arrangement and mixed by GamingPlush64
Thumbnail by YLFEthan
Beat by Anywaywell
Hint for next time: "Explosive Outbursts" (ft. Alex M. and garbageGothic)

Frosty the Snowman vs. Hat Kid

The battle of the sinister house cleansing games!

VinnyO as Phasmophobia
https://www.youtube.com/@VinnyO
MidgeCat as Powerwash Simulator
https://www.youtube.com/@MidgeCat

Quizzique as Player 1
RaccoonBro as Player 2
garbageGothic as Player 3

Written by Quizzique

Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Beat by Dansonn

Thumbnail TBD

Lyrics:
Phasmophobia (0:14):
Player 1: I’ve got fingerprints in the garage, must be where the spectre’s been
Player 2: It can’t be a poltergeist, this place is obsessively clean
Player 3: I found the bone, he’s been dead a LONG time, I’ll photo it later
Phasmophobia: Based on that, this must be the ghost of Powerwash Simulator

You couldn’t do what I do, you couldn’t even try, dude
Unearthing the truth you can call it Mauka Aitu
Exercised with demons, spitting quicker than a Raiju
You drench locations, quite enjoyable for Psytube

My game’s built to stress you out
One bad hunt and it’s all over
Your game’s made for spacing out
Makes sense your first job is a Mars rover

Speaking of, those jobs are uncomfortably lame
With as much consistency as your company name
To think you have fame, you’re living in Fantasies
Your stardom’s a snapshot, even the phantom sees

Your fandom’s just a spirit, and I bet you couldn’t fight one
Despite your HQ, I can see you’re not a Bright one
You’re just cash for your producer’s grab
Workshop that in a FuturLab

Powerwash Simulator (0:59):
I don’t get it, I’m supposed to be scared? Your game hasn’t been scary in years
I played it once, I bullied a ghost using smudge sticks, it had me in tears
But there is one fear, I have seen all of those ghost altercations
Yet the only thing that scares me is your Discord’s moderation

Let’s turn up the jets, the job that’s up next is your atmosphere because I can’t see a thing
In your lobby, when there’s a spectre, who would elect to this gang of misfits, nobody shall ring
It’s just a hobby, you get paid pennies to risk your life plenty of times for some strangers
Your rep is soggy, unlike my cleanup, it’s spotless! You just can’t live up to the dangers

I see no positives in your services, your system’s coarse by design
You don’t even get rid of the ghost for the host, yet you leave a few corpses behind
Your system has declined, too, because what defined you was “simple to play”
“Cheesy scares for days” yet every update has undermined you 
Triple the content yet half the enjoyment, that’s what resigned you

I’m the embodiment of r/oddlysatisfying
It takes patience and time, but the result is quite gratifying
Cleaning disastrous aftermath’s a cakewalk to the contracts you’re ratifying
The slightest of flickering lights would leave your scared ass panic hiding

Phasmophobia (1:58):
For someone that cleans after fires, I thought you would have spit some flames
Yet look at my thermometer, you’re colder than a ghost’s domain 
Your job’s not done yet because it seems your target’s not acquired
The only way you’d pull a win financially’s with Market pliers

Powerwash Simulator (2:13):
That’s your best comeback? Makes sense it’s lackluster
Don’t update the game if that’s all you can muster
You got the roast wrong, and that’s the end of the case, so
For you to spit some heat we’ll toss you into our volcano

You’re Power-washed up, and your fight was pathetic
Your corpse has ragdolled, but that’s purely cosmetic
I’ve removed this stain and it’s somewhat poetic
That your motion is over, that’s the end of Kinetic

Phasmophobia Vs PowerWash Simulator | QUIZZICAL QUARRELS #3 (feat. VinnyO and MidgeCat)

Welcome to the fifteenth installment of “Quick Diss”! We got two… apparently the only connection is that they're alcoholics… today! It's the horse from Horsin' Around, BoJack Horseman! Standing-up against the monster from Moralton, Clay Puppington!

Lyrics:
BoJack Horseman:
Wait a minute, this isn't the bar? It's an introduction!
Get it? 'Cus it's true. Guess I'll fire this puppet
I'd tell you to stuff it but you're clay, Puppington
Consider rehab to clean up your shit… Clay Puppington 
Huh, I'm on my punny shit, get a shot glass and belt it!
Use it as fuel to get your son's ass and belt it
Or maybe don't, 'cus your self "image" can't sell it
While I get rich off my own portraits for shelvin'

Clay Puppington:
Orel! Why's there a horse person on my lawn, shoo!
That's not possible, that's not something that God's do
I'm lost; truthfully, I'd need a cross before I cross you!
Uh…wait, I think it's a guy in a costume…
Huh, crude. That you drink up a whooole bottle
When animals don't have souls to go full throttle
On benders, just swallowing their own problems 
You run out of hay? Then say bye to your close trauma
Ya see Horseman, I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed
With one appointment prison could've been avoided
But no, you boinked it. Remember the lost commandment!
"Thou shalt take accountability for all their damage"

BoJack Horseman:
What are YOU doing here? Oh shit, it's a rap battle
Thaaat's why your pants stood on after that babble
And I got baggage? Please, your pansy knees can't hold your baggy jeans
A different kinda praying the way Danielle Shaped your family.
Twice you'd get on your knees for a blonde turd
Now you and Shapey can bond over "our Father"
THAT'S Orel, I should be posting this
Your wife don't need coaching for you not to be her one and only
BIIITCH, you're a gross fruit, and Honey Dew is gross so;
Ask Blob, "honey, do you love me?" She don't though.
Go loathe in your study, associate punchin' with lovey-dovey
My dad was also an ass but we're related to them buddy!
Go suck a dick dumb-shit! *Bronx Cheer*
Take THAT dribble on the chin like your one kid.
He settled with Bloberta after she conned him
Didn't take a star to burn out your "lovin". (Haah.)

Clay Puppington:
Stinkin' dead end battle. I mean, why the long face?   
Cus you tried to ship yourself with a teenager one day?
But hey! With all that fornicating it's a habit!
Guess you can say horses are just… nature's rabbits.
Let's take the bandage off your pathetic past
No amount of alcohol is disinfecting that!
So I'll swig it, ahh, that's refreshing man
Diane ditched em! Can't cat-call to get her back
Ask Carolyn why'd she quit working on you
Didn't ask when Sarah Lynn quit twerking on you!
BoJacks heroine overdoses on his heroin!
Couldn't thread the needle; and now she's dead as sin!
You're a stupid piece of shit…choked like your chick
Blew your load. But, Herb wasn't minding it    
You pathetic bastard, look at ya. Set up to a joke
A horse walks into a bar and makes amends, nope, he croaks
Holly-Hawk couldn't watch her brother proudly
Trying the easy way out via smother, drowning
Being BoJack IS nature, your mom's hilarious 
Take the fucking shortcut. Secretariat a-bridged.

BoJack Horseman:
Sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak.
And I still got better flow than this tortured poor thing
Killed your own mother with a bottle of ketchup 
Then dad bottles his emotions in hopes you would fess up
But you didn't, so you burrow
Shot your kid and didn't even get a churro
So curdle in your mommy kinks, stuck in your person
I could egg you on but, you're not even worth it.

-CAST-
BoJack Horseman: Arkham
Clay Puppington: Grey Julius

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: JaCoN
Written by: JaCoN
Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20Suffocate.mp3
Beat Produced by: 2Deep, Patrick Carney, and Dee
Mixed by: Danii


BoJack Horseman vs Clay Puppington - (Quick Diss) #15

Guh!

STARRING 
Azia as Maka Albarn 
TheBabyBeef as Calliope Mori 

Written by
ForgottenSon 

Beat by
Trunxks 

Mixed by:
Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Thumbnail by:
Box


Maka:  
Well, would you look at this? seems I got a new assignment
beat you in the art of rhyme and take your soul into confinement.
Are you sure you’re not a Kishin with the souls you’ve been reaping?
Nevertheless let's begin, start the End Of A Life then!  
You can ask my partner, Soul, my flow is sharper than a scythe 
So if you wanna piece of me, I’ll give it to you by the slice! (Yeah)
Think you're all that? Well, Miss, I got a newsflash for ya
You’re the favorite Vtuber of folks who’ve never heard of Gura!
Like your tracking, I am going through the motions.
Exposing all my opponents to the moment they're demoted 
to having their souls stolen. So start hoping for atonement 
Or I'll leave you, Calliope, like your Japanese - broken! (ooh)
The Shinigami’s apprentice? I find that quite silly, and frankly
I’ve seen scarier Grim Reapers out of Billy and Mandy.
And, correct me, cuz I’ve been somewhat skeptic
Is the reason for your sub-count thanks to the Pandemic?

Calliope:
Guh! What’s up, chat? It’s ya Boy, Calliope!!
And today there’s a little girl tryna pick a fight with me
I'll show y'all once again that streams like this aren't for children
Lemme take this beat here, the Reaper's going back to killing!
You really tried and clearly strived but keep in mind you realize
that, it’s because of you, Maka, that your own partner nearly died
So hear these rhymes inside your coffin, I guess it's safe to say
this ain’t gonna end well…kinda like your anime 
No matter what I undertake, the crowd will watch without a doubt
While they only watched you til FMA: Brotherhood came out 
And when your prequel was released to bring you back to the top
it left all your fans saying “This is Soul Eater…NOT!” (GUH!)
You say you’re a fire spitter? Maka, I would beg to differ.
Wanna fight? Then my scythe will swipe right like it was Tinder!
​​So stubborn to your friends and hit them with books you cause harm
I could just call you a tsundere… Baka Albarn!

Maka:
Did you think that would beat me? Your head’s screwed like Dr. Stein's.
That whole show was see-through, no wonder you're from Holo-live.
and stop those lies, a tsundere? Like how you act is any less 
Don't try and hide the fact you want Takanashi's chicken legs (Ha Ha!)
I’ve looked at your backstory and it repeats in your disses
Cuz you’ll change careers again when you’re lacking in sickness. 
Yes, we're both scythe wielders but I don't need one to slay this
looks like this reaper's been put on an indefinite hiatus

Calliope:
You talk on backstories when yours is fucking petty
Became a Meister because her parents marriage wasn't steady 
And when your father tries to do his best deeds 
He must be a fan of mine, since you see him as a Dead Beat!
As far as soul collecting goes, you almost had your task done
You got 99, no problem, but a witch gave one
Like I said before, Maka, my streams ain't for kids.
So cry to your mom if you can find out where she is. (Peace!)


Next Time: Front and Center (Ft. BDGR)

Maka Albarn vs Calliope Mori - Rap Battles of the Forgotten!

The demo track I recorded for Lofi Girl vs Cassette Girl.
Dated January 2023

Lofi Girl vs Cassette Girl - Eddie's Demo

The demo track I recorded for Rick Sanchez vs GLaDOS.
Dated January 2023

Rick Sanchez vs GLaDOS - Eddie's Demo

Written by: CreeperPasta 
Beat produced by: Rajaste
Mixed by: CreeperPasta
Thumbnail by: LimJJ
Flowtest by: Theme Park Avenue
Mr Pickles: Dr.Dee
Binky: Kamren
Presentator: Quizzique 
Arthur: CreeperPasta
Arthur's Dad: JustGamer
Francine: CreeperPasta
Muffy: DerpiesGamingBlast


Presentator: 
You Gotta Be Kidding Me: A game for kids and grown ups. What's the problem, Arthur?

Arthur: 
Binky is still fucking my mother, and ever since he came to my house, DW has been missing. What should I do?

Arthur's Dad: 
Here's a tip, Arthur. Get me out of here.

Francine: 
It's ok, Binky is fucking my mother too. You'll get used to it.

Muffy: 
You should mind your business. You'll live longer that way.

Binky: 
Nobody said you couldn't join us, Arthur.

Mr Pickles: 
I know exactly how to deal with your mother, Arthur.

First made her giggle no tickle (uh)
Then made her tickle my pickle (uh)
Killing them all like a sicko (uh)
Make holes in your mind with no prickles (uh)
Do you wanna fight? You're bark and no bite
Don't fuck around with Mr Pickles (uh)
If these bitches bite, oh yes, these bitches bite
Like Tommy, I react with giggles, uh
I'm a different beast from a different breed. I love the taste of minced meat (ruff!)
You're P-BS for an ARG, and as shitpost, you just piss me off
At least I'm loyal to my human. You see your friends as your enemies
You need discipline, so serve me or I serve you to my pet Steve.

Binky:
I took a bath with Arthur's mom, but you're the one who's washed up
Lesser Lassie's trapped in a well. Let's see you get out with more trash talk.
A beast, a threat? To whom, may I ask? It's time you face the facts
You died soulless, and Sheriff replaced you in time as Grandpa gave you the ax 
No more secrets, Mr Pickles. You don't scare me in the least
You may lay down deep on your lair, but you can't hide from this beast
I solve problems. I help people. I seek to achieve perfection
You're a vermin, son of a witch. I hope you like vivisections

Mr Pickles:
Trash talk? I speak the language that makes my bidding get done
From now on, anyone who repeats your verses is speaking in a dead tongue 
So don't threaten me with a good time. Now it's time to say goodbye 
As I rip your limbs, break your ribs and I eat your flesh under the moonlight 

Binky:
Try that on me, your balls come off. Keep this horny beast locked up.
Animals, corpses, your verses, your series. All of those things, you fucked up.
Another problem solved, you knew how this ended deep down.
But cheer up, Mr Pickles. Your corpse will look nice in my treehouse.

Mr Pickles vs Binky (You Gotta Be Kidding Me) - Rap Off

Lakitu vs. Thundurus - Mario vs. Anything Shorts!


Ennway As Lakitu 


MetaMachine As Thundurus


Mixed by Nooby


Mixing assistance from Micheal Stark


Cover art by Box Soldier


Beat prod. Anywaywell 


Lakitu:

Yo I’m Lakitu, the enemy who’s here to mess with you

The bars I drop are solid gold like this is NSMB2

With your horrid failures you think your a force of nature

But competitive just sees you as a support for later


You act like you’re defiant but nobody’s reliant

On this prankster who keeps whining bout why no one wants to try him

With a therian forme as ugly as that anal bead thats glued to ya

Even landorus overshadows you, makes sense that he’s immune to ya


Thundurus:

I would always accept a challenge to ravage through a Lakitu

But not just him, demolish all of Bowser "powerful" lackeys too

Even in odyssey, you’re just fishing for disses 

Yeah, your Bowser’s minion, looking like a lousy minion!


I’m a stark hater of this bargain bin Mario kart racer

So I’m, hijacking your cloud, that’s just the harsh nature

Of the life of this cameraman, and though he has some shells tossed

You pull up others who ran off the track, but you’re the one who fell off



Lakitu vs. Thunderus - Mario vs. Anything Shorts!

Classy B!tch (feat. Ktp Raygo)

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