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Welcome to the first battle of a tournament put together by Chao (me) between 16 of the most overused/popular characters in the fanmade rap battle community! This is the first battle of round 1, between Bill Cipher and Minecraft Steve.

The writing and other creation for this series is public, so if you want to help make these, join the Discord server here: https://discord.gg/TsrJGyZYHj

CREDITS:

Vladimyr P. as Bill Cipher
JustGamer as Minecraft Steve

Written by Chao, SuperGamerBro, Shimario, MasonG, SuperTamerDude, JustGamer, and Nekomancer Jade

Beat by Epistra

Demo by Shimario
Mixed by Vladimyr P.
Thumbnail by JK03
Art by MasonG

Edited by Stark Media


LYRICS

Bill Cipher:
So this randomizer brought me into the Battle of the Shapes
How lame! A piece of cake, let’s reshuffle! Where’s that time tape?
Now let’s check your mindscape, you’ve never met this kind of creature
You may have channeled Aquaman, but here’s Bill’s special feature!
Ironically, you’re the one who’s been invading children’s minds
I haunt dreams, you flaunt Dreams, and his cheating’s worse than mine!
I’ll return to the third dimension, stubby arms can’t pierce my eye
Smelt your stuff in Nether’s lava, you’ll say bye, gold, bye (HAHAHAHA)

Minecraft Steve:
Got 64 bits, can’t stack up when I rock the block
I’ll be knocking the sock operas off this fop who’s stalking tots (ay)
Seriously stop the talk, which you always overdo
Mock my fans, when it’s clear you’re also used to children playing you
I made it to The End, you couldn’t even conquer Oregon!
No Mystery this Hack is getting sent back to the void again
It ain’t just the one eye, my friend, you’re lacking some depth
Call me the mint when I’m leaving a bill chopped and hard-pressed

Bill Cipher:
!won flesruoy llik dluohs uoY, mayhem’s is what I’m about
Call it a square-off when I'm throwing low-poly posers out
But not even I could match the chaos your creator caused
My mans said “I’m not homophobic enough, I’ll just turn it up a Notch!” (hey!)
This is a joke! Like do you think that I can’t kill a miner? (hey!)
Get all my minions to rap, make this a bill cypher (hey!)
Living rent free in minds since BC, better fear me kid
Things tend to blow up when you try to undermine a pyramid

Minecraft Steve:
You ain’t a god, tell me, can you break Pines with your fists? 
Yeah I know you’re green with envy, this monopoly bill is worthless
I don’t fear a mid pyramid, you’re shaped like fucking pizza
This Swedish builder served your mom more balls than IKEA (AYOOO)
A dorito with another on his shoulder isn’t rapping great
I’ll tear that peeper off your face and use it to navigate
Your show sank when Hirsch left, while without Notch I still rose above
And now your sunken ship is another I’ve taken advantage of 


Thank you so much for listening! There are many more battles to come in this series, as this is just the first of 8 in the beginning round. Make sure to vote in the strawpoll at the top of the description if you haven't!

Bill Cipher vs Minecraft Steve - Rap Battle All-Star Tournament Round 1

Cover by: M!CAH
Prod. by: InsaneBeatz

DANII:
Let’s get to work, ‘cause nobody else did the heavy dirt
Ever since I was a baby I was set to hurt, now I’m stoppin’ everybody that was getting in my way
You brag while I murk
I be ending wars just from my fucking presence
So if you got me on your team, take that as some fuckin’ presents
No forgettin’, once I’m steppin’ out the ship everybody just askin’ for paid time off
But these people dicksuckin’, they’d rather give me head than take mine off
All these muthafuckas do now is waste time, ugh, I rule the pirates and Conqueror’s Haki
No one can top me, don’t get cocky, ‘cause I will take over the whole floor with ice like it’s hockey
Y’all clownin’ like Buggy, can’t tell if you wanna fight me or fuck me
I’m wrapped in paper like mummies, but you gon’ have to get buried to touch me
Never in a day I’m unlucky, can’t complain if there’s nobody above me
Fill your job to crash, you dummies, got me sick, no Whitebeard, if you judge me
“Shanks, I really wanna see you fight”. Bruh, no you don’t
“Shanks, you didn’t have to use all your might”, but they better to slowly choke
Oh, only deem a handful worthy, Mary Sue without an attorney
Ain’t no one in the sea can hurt me, I’ll just continue the journey

LUCKYSIR:
No shot, I’m in control
No shot, I’m on a roll
No shot, look at me now
No shot, now I’m at the goal
If you’re not family to me then I can’t rock with you
‘Cause you’re not half the being I am if it’s stuck with two
No shot, no shot
No shot, all of that’s just gold

DIGGZ DA PROPHECY:
Ready or not better cover ya head 
Or get lumped up instead.
From the goated crew and you know it's true on top and wanted for dead.
Set out to sails just wanted the bread.
Head on the scale don't run from the feds.
Holding the grail I'm upper the said.
Told em prevail got rubber instead.
Known on seas but I live kinda private tho.
Tuff talk I'm leave kinda quiet tho
Too chill ain't a need for us to riot bro.
I'm Scarface but I'm really just a pirate tho.
Bro I'm living
If it's a party then you know I'm with it 
Gimme ya shawty
All it takes is one hand done fam
Never press ya luck man run man
Heated like a suntan gun blam
Comparable to none man son damned.
Always done to party I am
Leader of my army I am
Sipping on the saki I am 
Strongest with the haki I am
Moving at my pace cause I aint tryna win this race bro.
Rather chill with homies then get caught up in a space full.
Of mfn goofys not my crowd I'm just too graceful.
But I'll handle business if you disrespect my mates fool.

LUCKYSIR:
If you’re not family to me then I can’t rock with you
‘Cause you’re not half the being I can be if stuck with two
No shot, no shot
No shot, all of that’s just gold

DANII:
Everybody waiting to bend for the greatest
But in the end all that they want from me is to take shit
Nah, I know deep inside that I will stay the greatest
But, if you follow me, I guarantee you’ll make it, yuh

LUCKYSIR:
If you’re not family to me then I can’t rock with you
‘Cause you’re not half the being I can be if stuck with two
No shot, no shot
No shot, all of that’s just gold

No Shot (feat. LuckySir and Diggz da Prophecy)

A phantasm cover that I speedran.

Cover art by: https://www.deviantart.com/silonadow

FNF - Next Victim (Phantasm but Shadow and Sonic.exe sing it)

Feat. https://soundcloud.com/bob-673262474 as Francisco

Francisco - Compared to my new album, you ain’t worth shit.
I’d rather cry, cum, shit and piss.
Album, album, album, I nut in my sock.
Your penis can’t measure up to my Franciscock.
(God, you look like my dead wife, now watch me whip.)
You look like shit.
…
You look like shit.
…
You look like shit.
…
You look like shit.
You are mom is a bitch.
Kill yourself.
Hey, have you heard of my new album?

the poopshiters - Since the 1990s, the poopshitters have been poppin’ off.
Between the time it took us to release 2 albums, your carrer rose and died off.
No one wants to listen to your knockoff Freddy Faz-cock.
Now make like the peepissers and piss off!
Your FnF’ mod got canceled and forgotten just like your music.
Release music on a consistent schedule, bet you can’t do this!
Me when your music drops: Mr. Incredible Becomes Uncanny Phase 2
Mr. Incredible Becomes Canny is what I do when I beat you.

Francisco - Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP, SHUT UP
Yeah I'm pipin, while y'all are simpin; Fransico is made for war.
Yeah, I get all the bitches now tell me, WHERE ARE YOURS.
I’m jqueling over this battle like “Oh me oh my”
Now guess what, deez nuts, twerk on you and die.
(Also, check out my new album-)

the poopshitters - Listen to Triple Divorce Papers?
I'd rather wipe my boney ass with sandpaper lmao!
I hate you like Super the Mario’s brother Luigigort.
(Which is a reference to the I Hate You creepypasta btw.)
Now suck my Sans Undertale dick while I shit poop.

Inside Joke Rap Battles: Fransico vs. the poopshitters

Inside Joke Rap Battles: Francisco vs. the poopshitters

[PROLOGUE:]

Dear boss.. 
You’ve challenged me to a rap fight? 
This should be fun ha.Ha

[VERSE 1]

I’ve been ripping’ through women, feasting on meat, 
And now I’m here to rip through you on the beat 
Millions of faces, who knows which one is me?
Ooh, I can read the headline already…
This cold case, will the bring the fate,
Of this old mates, cold face, I’ll leave no trace, 
Left with no face, knives out, like the good ol’ days.
Keep drinking’ the bottles you drown in, argh, I’m trying to be polite, (argh!)
But if you knew me at all, you’d expect me at your door tonight. (Ha!)
I target disgraces like you, that are at the lowest of their lives,
They’re calling me a Doctor now? Well I’ll put you to Sleep with my knives (Ha. Ha.)
Jack the boogeyman in the Top Hat,
 is already on top, lad
your movies where you should have stopped at, 
But, you kept going and it flopped, man.
You were swallowed by the overlook, and became a different man, 
tried correcting everything, but couldn’t correct your rapping, damn. 
Only god can help with that awful hairline
It’s night time, the rippers time to shine
I’ll leave your dull ax in one of my crimes
add another person to my list of surmise  
Leaving cops speechless, and it’s no surprise 
Jaws dropped, shining light at my crimes at sunrise 
The devil itself, when you stare into my eyes 
But even I’d make a better dad than this guy

Jack Torrence:
I’m trying to enjoy my stay, not fight The Emo Penguin,
But if you insist on spitting, then let the fight begin; In
In the year of 18 triple 8’s you were on top of it, 
But now people only know you from uhh…oh wait…   
you better be looking over both your shoulders
Or you’ll be the one with guts over them 
And as your frozen case got colder 
Less people cared about the Jack legend 
Your letters would be maybe frightening,
If it weren’t for the god awful writing,
Like most of the crimes you committed
Your writing, your verse, all Half done and sloppy 
Chopping up this killer, I rock the hotel, 
I expected flames from a man from hell 
I'll beat you, and you'll still say your the best
you make up more lies than the fricken press
Never heard a worse verse, go ahead, cut my ears off 
Shut it with of those threats, that you never get done 
against Torrence? That’s a verbal redruM 
I expected better from a guy so hyped up 
Jack’s back to hatch a hack with my ax 
Ask Wendy if you doubt I’ll attack 
Rhymes dirtier than this white chapel chap 
Like 88, you’ll fall off the track 
You got your fifteen minutes of attention and you loved it 
But nowadays your work is reduced to tour in London  

Jack The ripper:
You were frozen to death, where’s your cold lines? 
Your not high, unlike your author with the coke lines  
I stack bodies, guy, you couldn’t make two die,
“Here was Johnny” found dead in the moonlight 
So here’s my thesis, and if you couldn't already tell;
Dear Jack, these bars are from Hell! (Ha Ha Ha ha)

Jack Torrence: 
Oh, you're a cannibal animal that feasts on human liver?
Likely story, just check the address from where that was delivered (Oh!)
In a rap fight, best get your knives shining 
your little dagger doesn't challange my ax, see
You’re a brittle brit, I expected classy 
Ripping through Ripper like; Here’s Johnny!

Jack Torrance VS Jack The Ripper- Rap Battles! (ft. RacoonBroVA)

The demo track I recorded for Blitzo vs Pico
Dated January 2022

Blitzo vs Pico - Eddie's Demo

The final demo track I recorded for duck vs goose
Dated February 2022

The Duck Song vs Untitled Goose Game - Eddie's Demo

The demo track I recorded for Lofi Girl vs Cassette Girl.
Dated January 2023

Lofi Girl vs Cassette Girl - Eddie's Demo

BUY/STREAM: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/zagranis/two-thousand-and-two

Take a peek into my brain...

Hook:
I’m immature, I’m a kid
I’m a dumb piece of shit
Every time I try to rise
I fall back down again
Can’t escape my own head
I wish I was dead
I’m immature, I’m a kid
I’m a dumb piece of shit
Every time I try to rise
I fall back down again
Can’t escape my own head
I wish I was dead

Verse 1:
I was only seventeen, I realized who I wanna be
I wanna be the one that provides riches to my family
I wanna be the one that you recognize on the street
Tap your good friend on the shoulder and say “hey it’s the queen”
I’ve been trying to find my way back down to earth
But I can’t bring myself down to touch the dirt
I can hear you all from here what the fuck are you sayin
I’ll be thinkin ‘bout it when I’m 6 foot layin
You’re saying what you want but at the end of the day
That’s all gonna be behind me when I’m up on the stage

Bridge:
You can try to tell me I’m dumb
You can try to tell me to act my age
You can tell me to give up
But it just motivates more whenever you say

Hook:
I’m immature, I’m a kid
I’m a dumb piece of shit
Every time I try to rise
I fall back down again
Can’t escape my own head
I wish I was dead
I’m immature, I’m a kid
I’m a dumb piece of shit
Every time I try to rise
I fall back down again
Can’t escape my own head
I wish I was dead

Verse 2:
Sometimes I just feel like I’m screaming into the void
Why do I complain? I make money, I’m employed
I have friends, a family, a roof over my head
So why am I making songs bout how I wanna be dead
Layin’ down in my bed, at 2 AM thinking of verses
I can’t remember what I wrote in my head, and what’s worse is
Every time I open docs and I try to write
I get overemotional and I start to fucking cry
I’m pushing myself, over the limit, I’m quitting
Nothing’s written and I’m thinkin, that maybe I should start drinkin
It’s a sin and I know, that I’d have nowhere to go
But the bottom is the only place that I’d feel at home
It’s the end of the show, so just do what ya do
These are the thoughts of a broken mind from 2002
All of you out there who, care about me and my journey
Thank you for not letting me leave this planet early

Hook:
I’m immature, I’m a kid
I’m a dumb piece of shit
Every time I try to rise
I fall back down again
Can’t escape my own head
I wish I was dead
I’m immature, I’m a kid
I’m a dumb piece of shit
Every time I try to rise
I fall back down again
Can’t escape my own head
I wish I was dead

Produced by H3 Music: www.youtube.com/channel/UC1nH4RqASg6DK2WgfPjyh5Q
Mixed and Mastered by Zagranis

two thousand and two (Prod. H3 Music)

Dr Robotnik vs King Harkinian - Rap Assault Bonus!

Dr Robotnik: Stofferex
King Harkinian: Cri
Sonic (quick cameo): Also Cri

Written by: CreeperPasta 
Art by: CreeperPasta
Thumbnail by: CreeperPasta
Produced by: Anywaywell & TristanOnTheTrack
Mixed by: CreeperPasta


Dr Robotnik:

If that stubborn little rapper won't write me a rap battle, I'll write my own rap battle!
(Beat starts as he laughs)

I've come to make an announcement: Dr Ivo Robotnik
Will take over Hyrule because all of you are moronic
All your games, old man? I hate them way more Sonic
No wonder those idiotic shitposts is where you became so iconic
You octorock brain baboon, lame cartoon with gameplay so rusty
Face the faces of evil with your faces so disgusting 
I'm a Mean Diss Machine, I.M. Meen has better looks
And it looks like you need a better plan than throwing me a book
While you wonder what's for dinner, I'll be scheming like a sinner
The demise of this beginner. I'm the undisputed winner
You youtube nincompoop, I'll leave your kingdom in commotion
As you scrub the floors of the town. Consider this your promotion.

King Harkinian: 
Enough! Quit wasting my time with your toys, Dr Willy
It is written that rodents leave you beaten, crying and whining 
If that's the case, I won't need to bring with me the triforce
I have the courage to bring the rhymes true warriors strive for
Mean Bean Machine? You're just a raging obscene 
Self centered obese. Get your ass off my screen.
Your cartoon. That I've seen, and it's such a disgrace 
Like your rhymes, all those inventions end up blowing in your face.
Snooping as many Looney Tunes as possible, I see
You're no Coyote. You're a lesser Yosemite Sam to put it nicely 
If Ganon couldn't dethrone me, what makes you think you would?
We both know you peaked at high-school.

Sonic: And that's no good!

Rap Off BONUS! Dr Robotnik vs King Harkinian (AOSTH vs Zelda CDI) 100 Hours Challenge!

Secure P - Seek, Knock, Find

Backup / Behind the scenes account for Eddiefrb and ANIMATION VS ANYTHING

The Duck Song vs Untitled Goose Game - Eddie's Demo

Extrafrb