Man vs. Ape

Pronounced: “JOANS OF ARC XD”

I’ve watched Fight Club (1999) 28x everyday cuz Fuck my Existence and Fuck Modern Society, I AM…ALL OF ME!!!

I’m one of the worlds biggest depressed/edgiest “losers” IRL, however here I’m livin out each day like it’s my best and most down bad or Imma fucking edgelord idgaf…

(Age:2wenty1)(Gender:Tyler Durden)(Sexuality:Edward Norton)(Occupation: Jack’s Burning Hatred )(Ethnicity:Fight Club(1999)(Horny Levels: 2 da max b1tch)(Pronouns: LET ME SHE/THEM TIDDIES :D)(Favorite Song:Lost-Linkin Park/I Don’t Wanna Be Me-Type 0 Negative/The Fight Song-Marilyn Manson)(Favorite Album: Heaven or Las Vegas-Cocteau Twins/METEORA-LINKIN PARK)(Favorite Genre:NU/ALT Metal/Boom Bap Rap)(Favorite Band: Linkin Park/TYPE 0 NEGATIVE/Alice In Chains)(Favorite Rapper: 2Pac/Eminem/Old Kanye) 

[My Main Playlists R the ones with Leon Scott Kendrick]

POV:Your listening to Pinkerton by Weezer whilst inside the Ameri-can Football house with your goth Deftones GF  while she’s listening to Homogenic by Björk🪬🤯🪬

I gotta pretty keen obsession wit Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Sly Cooper, Spider-Man, Batman, Jet Set Radio, Teen Titans, AMV’s, Experimental Music, Fine Ass Women’s, Da UNDERGROUND, The 1999/2000 Paradox, and Y2K n Frutiger Aero aesthetics, I also have keen taste in 90s grunge/2000s emo, Dark n Griddy Aesthetics￼, and extreme breakcore nostalgia type shit…also I straight up have the greatest taste in music and no MF can say otherwise…

If you donate any amount of money to E-Thots/Vtubers then you get ZERØ bitches and will never ever get one in the rest of your time left on this planet, you should probably go touch a field of grass and daffodils, actually do shit to better yourself as a human being instead of wasting your time, energy, and life savings on these E-Hoes that give 0 fucks about u…

Personal Favorite Bands:Three Days Grace, Green Day, Disturbed, Slipknot, My Chemical Romance, System Of A Down, Shinedown, Deftones, KoRn, Knocked Loose, Animal Collective, Limp Bizkit, Radiohead, Nirvana, Neutral Milk Hotel, Converge, Cocteau Twins, Celldweller, Blue_Stahli, STARSET, Sleep, ElectricWizard, Acid Bath, My Bloody Valentine, Slowdive, Breaking Benjamin, Cannibal Corpse, Linkin Park, The Used, Tool, Stained, Skillet, Slint, Ween, Primus, Duster, Incubus, 100 Gecs, P.Ø.D, Rage Against The Machine, Funkadelic, Primer 55, Berzum, Weezer, Evanescence, American Football, INFECTIOUS JELQING & ARSENY, Abominable Purity, Mr Bungle, Thundercat, Alice In Chains, Marilyn Manson, Maximum The Hormone, The Smashing Pumpkins, KMFDM, TYPE 0 NEGATIVE

Personal Favorite Rappers:Dr. Dre, N.W.A, Wu Tang Clan, Mike Shinoda, 2Pac, Lil B, Fred Durst, Little Simz, BIG K.R.I.T, Ski Mask The Slumpgod, $UICIDEBOY$, SPACEGHOSTPURP, MF DOOM, A$AP Rocky, Yeat, BROCKHAMPTON, Joey BADA$$, Outkast, ScHoolboy Q, Mac Miller, Earl Sweatshirt, Tyler The Creator, Kid Cudi, Young Thug, Kanye West(Old Kanye not current Kanye), Beastie Boys, Joey Violence & Brae, Lauren Hill, SZA, TLC, ThreeSixMafia, GraveDiggaz, Tribe Called Quest, Lil Darkie, Teenage Disaster, XXXTENTACION, Denzel Curry, Kevin Gates, Lil Peep, Playboy Carti, Ken Carson, JID, Kendrick Lamar, CHIEF KEEF, Future, Lil Uzi Vert, Odatari, ECCO2K, BLADEE, Yung Lean, Chris Travis, LUCKI, GHØSTMANE, deathgrips, Freddie Dredd, Jpegmafia, Danny Brown, SEMATARY, hi-c, Lil Ugly Mane, clipping, Dälek, Dylan Ross, Deltron 3030, Tommy Wright III, Eyedea & Abilities, Eminem, Slim Shady, Public Enemy 

“Yo Mama”-Rapheal 2003🖤❤️‍🔥🐢🖕🗡️

remember it all the beauty as well as the flaws

TRINA. THAT'S ALL YOU KNEAD TO KNOW. #ILLSTILLSMILE #FUHQXOTT

did i say something? i dont know?…. must’ve just been a cry for help.


who are we?
where did i come from?
how could i? 
what have i done?
what did i let myself become?
what the fuck?
stupid wisdom
dirty bum
im a weak shunned
waste of cum
blind, deaf & dumb
from day one,
i am the regretful runt,
my parents didn’t want,
a dejected reject ejected,
from my mothers cunt
haha 
good one god
whodat?
no one
no uh?
no tis me,
noah 🙄 
noah what?
noah notgivingyoumylastname 
why do i do what i do when i know i shouldnt do it?
fuck me
i’m so sorry that now saying sorry doesn’t mean shit.
i really put u thru it
manifest my long lost wife
accept this damascus stone knife
take my life & put an end to it
im a soulless surface 
upon which u wouldn’t bother to spit.
how impressive to have predicted
a taste of escapism
now i’m addicted.
where i come from
we fear what’s to come 
tuck our tails and run
give a blowjob to a gun
spoon fed lies, fear
taught to bite my tongue
just another kid born in sin 
don’t know what i did wrong this time 
but moms mad at me again
her wooden spoon splits my skin
i just can’t win
i’m just too late
way too soon
crush rock salt into my wound,
i get that ur busy and all god, 
but just lie and say things will get better soon…




i go by imlavalamp or 
noah notgivingyoumylastname 
or noah thefuckingark

email: noahliketheboatmyth@gmail.com

youtube: https://youtube.com/@noahthefuckingark?si=WfrYob69Sb0LWp8W

instagram: https://www.instagram.com/imlavalamp?igsh=MWt6eWphYzBzengzag%3D%3D&utm_source=qr