Based Punk

shotgun root canal

trackerinos

six shit beers for wear and the need to want you is already there. sick little lamb driving stick beware.

your blood reeks of perversion and i am a shark starved in these shallow waters

Stuffed Animals

You are
toasted
roasted
finished

I will
end you
with the 
pull of my trigger

I shoot before I aim
I never check the chamber
I will kill and I will maim
If you are near me you are in danger

Got my prop gun in my hand
Ill shoot as fast as I can
Kill kill kill kill some more
I just a got a new high score

Kapow
you're dead
a bullet
in your head

boom bang
into you 
turning red
turning blue

I believe in gun control
so no one can defend themselves
against my prop pistol
I'm a menace of a man

POV: I'm Alec Baldwin and You are Staring Down the Barrel of my Prop Gun

epic fail voice can't go as high as preripped lol

Bianca Devins

did you message me again? ill never answer
i'm sick of the things that you said all u do is pander 
nothing I ever did seemed to ever mattter
i have no more choices left
I have to use my self-defense

you won't ever beat
my self-defense techniques 


I don't want to know anymore you make me want to hurl
you should say it to my face let out the pent up rage
you say you're trying your best but you don't make any sense
I hate all the things you do
I'll use me self-defense on you

Self Defense

Night Out - Radiator Hospital

LYRICS:

nothing ever changes
my life just gets worse
i should be used to all of this shit
dunno why it still hurts
born under a bad sign
baby i was born cursed
nothing gets better
but it can always get worse

nothing ever happens
nothing gets better
these boots are for walkin
this jacket is made of leather
it was cold outside
now shes wearing his sweater
nothing ever happens 
and nothing gets better


it really feels like something should've happened already. I cant sit and wait around forever. she left me, my friends dont want to see me, i hate my job and i cant talk to my family without making them worried. whats left for me? im stuck watching my life on tv, a simulation of a simulacrum of a simulation. piles and piles and piles and piles. information. free variables. Please! Something! Anything!

Every week some big crisis unfolds in the Western System Of Production. Assassinations, Revolts, small hints of potential change. I am glued to my screen and my mouth waters. Maybe things won't always be this way. But it's all a smokescreen, an illusion, a mirage of an oasis in the desert. the biggest strength of capital is that it subsumes all attempts at revolt within itself. There is only one truth, im all in: NOTHING. EVER. HAPPENS

Nothing Ever Happens

LYRICS:


brought you flowers
but they died along the way
it started raining
we're near the end of day
theres no rainbow in sight
i miss when we would play
when we'd exchanged pills
i knew i could never stay
im being so sincere
but here's what I really mean to say


(chorus 0.5)

please fuck me 
with no strings attached
please fuck me
but don't take me back
please fuck me

(chorus 1)

THE MILK OF HUMAN KINDNESS



(call and response)

a movie is boring when you're watching it
my tea went cold an hour ago
when's dinner
name five books you've read
make up your mind already!
Headache? Try water
give me head for once
what the fuck is your problem man?


(chorus 2)

THE MILK OF HUMAN KINDNESS



Read the Room

This is the first single of the upcoming Mom Jeans. full length entitled "Best Buds". More information coming soon but for now enjoy

released 27 July 2015 
Mom Jeans.: 
Eric Butler: guitar/vox 
Austin Carango: drums/vox 
Gabriel Paganin: bass 

guest vocals: Sarah Levy of Pity Party (pityfuckingparty.bandcamp.com) 

engineered by: Austin Carango and Eric Butler at Fratlantis Studios, Berkeley, CA. Shouts out to Ryan "Rings" Ellery and Jonny Rego for being chillers and giving advice 

Special thanks to Sarah Levy and Pity Party, Atreyue Ryken, Tyler Hinton, Matt Quarless, Matt Bartels, Haley Maya, and all the homies who help us out 

Movember (ft. Sarah Levy)

Live Recording of Mom Jeans. playing "edward 40 hands" @ The Trunk Space in Phoenix, AZ on Dec. 19th 2016
audio courtesy of Nick Jackson

live in phx.

edward 40hands (live)

and michael cera ruined a whole generation of white boys

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Ruined a Whole Generation of Women

Cops Beating Down On Hippie Scum At The 1968 Democratic National Convention

You Shouldn't Be Allowed to Listen to Music If You Watch the Needle Drop

Egirl

Money Machine

notice
me now
i make music on soundcloud
follow me
and like my songs
stream them all day and all night long
follow my twitter too
tell me that i am cool
like all my tweets and reply to me
i have nothing left
i have no girlfriend
filling up the void with the internet

the numbers on the screen must go up
the numbers on the screen must go up
the numbers on the screen the numbers on the screen
overstimulation dopamine wtf

wasting all my time
caring more about numbers than real life
feeling like a loser
excited by numbers on computers
my soul has been erroded
5g is corrosive
the internet will fuck u up and ud never know it
real goals have been erased
we wait for the numbers to go up all day

the numbers on the screen must go up
the numbers on the screen must go up
the numbers on the screen the numbers on the screen
overstimulation dopamine wtf

numbers on screen go up

im never speaking again
too much dumb shit that ive said
so much dumb shit in my head
i would be better off dead
i would be better off gone
i am a fucking retard
i fuck everything up
i make my life so hard

spaz attack, i didnt mean to say that
spaz attack, so many things i cant take back

im never making new friends
my life has come to an end
people think i am a sped
why am i so retarded
just put me in the grave
i dont know how to behave
i cant communicate
i am a fucking dumbass

spaz attack, i didnt mean to say that
spaz attack, so many things i cant take back

spaz attack spaz attack
didnt mean to fucking say that
spaz attack spaz attack
too many things that i cant take back

Spaz Attack

lately i have been giving up
theres no reason to give a fuck
everybodys all messed up on meds
the whole worlds coming to an end
all my life people told me to try
but i just wanna lay down and die
i think i am done
i will never give a fuck

dropping out and giving up
i hate my life and everything sucks
always has and always will
i just wanna be shot and killed

lately ive been feeling down
i dont think ill ever figure it out
ive been getting more and more braindead
pretty sure in 2 years ill be dead
all my life i thought things would get better
now ive realized that im fucked forever
i think i am cursed
my life is the fucking worst

dropping out and giving up
i hate my life and everything sucks
always has and always will
i just wanna be shot and killed

Dropping Out And Giving Up

me when i see the hot teacher at school lmao

lryics:

It's okay to like her
Even if she doesn't like me
I don't even really mind
That I'm losing my mind
I'm thinking up ways
To tell her it's okay
That I'll be fine
It's really not a crime

I'm going outta my way
To see your face
After all, it's too my liking
I'm kinda excited today
Maybe you'll listen to what I'll say

I'm going radio silence
I'm not really prone to violence
I'm a bit slow, so give me a moment
To let you know, to let me know that

It's okay to like her
Even if she doesn't like me
I don't even really mind
That I'm losing my mind
I'm thinking up ways
To tell her it's okay
That I'll be fine
It's really not a crime

I don't really understand myself
I keep putting my own feelings on the shelf
You're sitting still, all cute n stuff
I can't keep up
I can't keep up

I'm going radio silence
I'm not really prone to violence
I'm a bit slow, so give me a moment
To let you know, to let me know that

I don't care
About how I feel
It's not fair
I'm just scared
About how you'll feel
I'm still chasing that high
You're just something that I can't find

I'm going radio silence
I'm not really prone to violence
I'm a bit slow, so give me a moment
To let you know, to let me know that

It's okay to like her
Even if she doesn't like me
I don't even really mind
That I'm losing my mind
I'm thinking up ways
To tell her it's okay
That I'll be fine
It's really not a crime

it’s ok to like her

it's ok to like her

Practicing self destruction
I can barely function
I fucked my whole life up
I think that my times up
Theres no coming back now
Everyone is sad now, sad now

Times up i know that my life sucks
Nothing worth saving I am barely living
Waging and praying just to end it
You wish i was dead now dead now

Ill be dead by 30
Im crashing and burning
Wasting my time because it is all worthless, worthless
Ill be fucking dead by 30, 30

Useless this why I choose this
Maybe im just stupid dumb and clueless
Houston can you read me can you even hear me
Do you even need me Need me

Chemicals in my brain
I am not the same
I watched too much youtube
I ate too much junkfood
Had too many vaccines
Now something is wrong me, wrong with me

Ill be dead by 30
Im crashing and burning
Wasting my time because it is all worthless, worthless
Ill be fucking dead by 30, 30

Dead by 30
Dead by 30
Dead by 30
Im crashing and burning
Dead by 30
Dead by 30
Dead by 30
Lifes fucking worthless

Dead By 30 (feat. UhOhSlater)

watch college cunts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXdU1O0lQko&ab_channel=MDEneverdies

late for my class again
dont care about the shit that im learning
and all the kids here are so uptight
picking fights thinking that theyre so fucking bright

smoking weed binge drinking
so degenerate what are they thinking
its all a big waste of time i hate this place
they need a kick in the face

sick of all these college cunts
i hate their fucking guts
sick of all these college cunts
i hate their fucking guts

late night go out
try to see what the night life is all about
its all stupid drunk ass kids picking fights
trying to get girls to suck their dicks

its just a big adult day care
paid for by their parents its unfair
no one really wants to be here
wasting their time for a shitty career

sick of all these college cunts
i hate their fucking guts
sick of all these college cunts
i hate their fucking guts

college cunts (old version)

I Miss When You Were Normal

uhhh... wait hold on... um... I uh... ok I uhh... well hmm.... Uh I... wait... maybe it's uh...
https://federalamericangovernment.bandcamp.com/

fagfederalamericangovernment@gmail.com

Self Defense

FederalAmericanGovernment