“WASTING TIME WITH YOU, THERES NOTHING THAT I’D RATHER CHOOSE TO DO!” ★ᗦ↞◃ JORDYNS RELATION PLAYLIST !!! ★ᗦ↞◃ NOT ORGANIZED ★ᗦ↞◃ WRWT AND SQUEE FAN ★ᗦ↞◃

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I'm beginning too, realize it was all a jest
and once I start to realize that, it just made me so depressed
understanding how, the octaves make you sing so loud
gets me really fucked up and really really really bummed

WHY DO YOU SING BETTER THAN ME
WHY DO YOU SING BETTER THAN ME
AAAAAA's X2

I'm beginning to see, what you wanted from me,
and what you wanted was, a bird call, from a blue canary
never could face you, my shoes were always untied
but whats funny is my tounge always seemed to be just fine

why do you sing better than me?
why do you sing better than me?
AAAAAA'S X whatever

*fun fact this is the best song we've made so far*

No Discernible End In Sight

Why Do You Sing Better Than Me?

OH I CAN'T HELP IT, I'M SO STUPID
SILLY WORDS, SPILL OUT, MY TWO LIPS
IT'S ALL NONSENSE, WE BOTH KNOW THAT
BUT IN THE MORNING, YOU'LL SEE MY TEXTS
YOU'RE SO FUNNY, WHEN YOU'RE TALKING
BOUT OTHER GUYS, THAT YOU WERE FUCKING
I'M STILL THINKING, THINKING BOUT JUDY
I HOPE YOUR HAPPY, THAT I'M STILL OBSESSED
NO TWO WORDS CAN LEAVE AN IMPACT,
EXCEPT THOSE WORDS;
WE SHOULD STOP TALKING *these are not two words*

OOOOOH X2 *say it like Judy Hopps just left u for Nick Wilde ;(*

JUST KNOW THAT, I DID IT FOR YOU
I NEVER REALLY, WANT TO HURT YOU
IT'S JUST BETTER, STAY AWAY NOW
JUDY HOPPS, YOU CAN LOVE NICK WILDE!!!!

oooo *say like you just got defeated by Nick Wilde and you stubbed ur toe*

I Luv Judy Hopps

wohh yeahhhh
oooh babyyyyy *sing like this is your most popular song on soundcloud*

my bones are brittle, my knees are weak
she drank too much, know we can't see
we're moving and groovin, shaking and jiving
oh baby you know, we're living and lying
she gets all nautious, she start to vomit
pretty girl puke all over the TOWN
she runs out crying, I run right after
fuck up our lives, till it's a distater

cuz

we all know, we're dead by 30
we, don't go, til the PROM IS OVER
WHY, ARE WE, NEVER SOBBERRRRR
ohhhh oohhh

CUZ WERE DRINKING AND DRINKING
WE'll BREAK ALL THE BOTTLES
YOU'LL HIT ME AND I'll just Start to WODDLE
WAKE ME UP SAD IN A DITCH
FOR I AM JUST SO PRETTY IN PINK *ya know like the movie*
GIRLL PUKKEEEEEE
OOOOOHH OOOHHHHHH
PRETTTY GIRL PUKKEKEEEE
oooooohhhh oooohhhh
COVERED IN PUKE
COVERED IN PUKE
COVERED IN PUKE
COVERED IN PUKE

I never wanna see you again, you threw up all over my fucking... fucking cargo shorts...

Girl Puke

Why can't I sleep, whenever I think of waking up next morning,
why can't I sleep, whenever I'm up thinking bout your stupid fucking
face, with dimples, blonde hair, and tire tracks round your eye holes
I LOST SLEEP, THINKING BOUT THEIR PROBLEMS, I LOST SLEEP
WITHOUT MY MELATONIN BOTTLE

I GOT MELATONIN, I WANT, YOU TO PHONE-IN
CUZ I GOT, SEROTONIN, CUZ I GOT your mother fucking SEROTONIN
your mother fucking SEROTONIN
AAAAhh AAHHH
your mother fucking SEROTONIN
AAAAhh AAHHH
your mother fucking SEROTONIN
AAAAhh AAHHH
your mother fucking SEROTONIN

Melatonin Omen

i showed her my cock
now shes dead
and now shes gone

i was pissing in that pic
straight into the toilet

and i feel no remorse
im a scumbag piece of shit

but hey who should care
at least she saw my dick

i no longer give a fuck
i no longer give a shit

i showed her my dick
now her heart no longer ticks

i showed her my cock now shes dead now shes gone
and im standing over her grave with my cock jerkin away
im going to sperm all over her bones
and tarnish her soul so that she can never go away

im gonna shoot my cum all up in your rotten guts
til your soul is screaming stop but even then its not enough
so take my shaft and soul bruise your cervix take it down
cuz if heaven aint enough just stay here just stay down

i love you you love me
you love me i love you
i love you you love me
you love me i love you

you dont love me do you
i dont fucking love you
you dont love me do you
i dont fucking love you

i love you i love you
i love you i love you
i love you i love you
i love you i love you

Dick Pic Pilled

Oh fuck looks like I messed up again
dreaming of my schizoid girlfriend.
they say take my pills, they say do the drills
in order for me to be sedated.
But I know the truth, kawaii desu
anime girls are in the fucking real world
so I'll BEGIN TO GRIN, AND I WON'T TAKE MY MEDS
CUZ I KNOW WHAT'S REALLY FUCKING HAPPENING

SHE'S ON MY TV SCREEN
and NOW SHE STARTS TO SCREAM
I DON'T WANNA WAKE UP FROM REALITY

SHE'S ON MY TV SCREEN
AND NOW SHE STARTS TO SCREAM
I DON'T WANNA WAKE UP FROM REALITY

OH FUCK HOW AM I TO LOVE YOU
HOLD ON NOW, IS THIS VOODOO?
SCHIZOID DREAM GIRL, WHERE ARE YOU
SCHIZOID DREAM GIRL, WHO ARE YOU?

Schizoid Girlfriend

MY BRAIN IS FILLED
WITH ALL YOUR PILLS
NO NEED, FOR LOVE
WHEN I GOT...
INSOMNIA
I DONT WANT IT
YES YOU DO
I DONT WANNA
WAKE UP AT NOON

LALALALAL
I GOT INSOMNIA
LALALAL
Im gonna TAKE THE DURGS
LALALALAL
I GOT INSOMNIA
LALALAL
Im gonna TAKE THE DURGS
lalala
I WANNA, I WANNA
KICK KICK
I GOTTA, I GOTTA
SHIT PISS
I WANNA I WANNA
SHIT PISS
I GOTTA I GOTTA
GAY SEX ORGY!!!!

Insomnia Pop

you'll figure it out, soon enough
she don't love you, no one does
she just wants the pretty look in ur eyes
the spark of flame you just can't hide

she's coming after, everything
she's coming after, ur wedding ring
she's coming after, ur mental state
she's coming after, u break up again

cuz she's a girlboss!! (oh)
she's a girlboss!! (oh)
I never want her, to find eachother
can't tell ur mother, gatekeep ur father
she's always looking, for special victims
ur looking like, her next addition

too late, too late
I don't wanna wake up, from my little dream state
she's always listening to clairo music
if she's a pretty girl, then i'm a piece of garbage
throw me a side-eye, i don't deserve it
my knees are weak, like slim shady's lyrics
forgive me now, never forgive the laughter
forgive me now, cuz i'm a fucking bastard

cuz she's a girlboss!! (oh)
she's a girlboss!! (oh)
I never want her, to find eachother
can't tell ur mother, gatekeep ur father
she's always looking, for special victims
ur looking like, her next addition

girlboss!! (oh)
she's a girlboss!!!! (oh)

The Girlboss Game

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH *cutely*

What you gonna do, with that attitude?
please don't abuse, your loving....

CUZ it's nothing much, you got a kiss and a hug,
and now you're acting up, like you're a tough guy!!!

AAAAAAAAAAH'S x4 *with feeling and this time not cute but angry*

So don't give it much thought, your brains gonna rot,
if you keep thinking hard, about this goth girl

~yeah~

*then scream, because you stubbed your toe*

Another Goth Girl Song

say it ain't so cuz I'm in love
rocked out to all my favorite songs
just gotta getchoo back
my Weezer girlfriends wack

we love it you know it
rivers Cuomo, while we fucking
Only in dreams can we talk
THIS IS A REAL WEEZER LOVE

do you wanna get highh
no thank you, I prefer the good life
why bother ever talking
when we can fuck to buddy holly
when we can fuck to buddy holly
when we can fuck to buddy holly

Weezer Love

I found a common recurrence around friends where whenever they were broken up with they would constantly talk about wanting to get in a fist fight with someone, so I made a song about it...

I Want 2 Spill Blood

Hey, oh, figure it out
Don't stop now just let it out
Die, die, fuck off
In your head, oh my god
You're so stupid, you're so dumb

Didn't know you could be so dense
Get to torture mindless sex
Disliked by everyone
Who would even want to fuck???
Put your stupid tits away
No boobies that's kinda gay...

It's incelcore, it's fucking garbage

SHE'S CRAZY!!!

WHY DON'T YOU FUCK OFF?? (X1 MILLION)

So good, so good
I wanna see you some-day
baby, oh baby
I wanna see you some-day

DIE INCELCORE

OOO's

NEED SOMETHING IN MY LIFE, I WANT TO FUCKING DIE
CLOSE THE WINDOWS, SHUT THE DOORS,
PLUG IT IN AND FUCK OFF YOU WHORE

OOOOOO'S

WHEN THESE BLADES, START TO SPIN, MY LUNGS
WILL, COLLAPSE AND SHIT, EVERYONE JUST WANTS ME DEAD!
SO I WILL, DIE BY FAN!!!!!

DEATH! BY! FAN!

OOOOOOO!

Death By Fan

On Spotify I couldn't leave the track as "Intro" so I had to quickly come up with a title, so I named it this

I Cry Cutely While Sucking Cock

what's that funny smell leave it all behind,
I wish I didn't look into your pretty eyes,
let's just shift the blame, I can't take your gaze
let's just go and fight, in the buffet
and it's building up and it's building up
we both, don't know, where we will go
but we, take comfort, inside our home
and the floor feels like shit,
but it makes us feel like kids
surrounded in the grasp
of our silly little sins
and I can't take enough, can't take enough,
and I'm hanging up, I'm hanging up, I'm hanging up

so will just stay
in our little hell
the bottles getting empty
just go back to your cell
where will pass the time
waiting for the light

everybody loves you
but bodies will not touch you
everybody loves you
but bodies will not touch you
everybody loves you
but bodies will not touch you
everybody loves you
but bodies will not touch you

Spirit Number

Old Family Buffet

this song has no deeper meaning or no real-life inspiration
it is merely a fictional story.

I punched a hole in my wall

IF YOU COULD, WOULD YOU JUST, COME and go LOVE ME
IF YOU GOT NO ONE ELSE COULD YOU COME HOLD ME
I DON'T WANT NO ONE ELSE, I JUST WANT BODIES
I DONT WANT ANYONE, I JUST WANT SOMETHING

CUZ NO ONE ELSE IS QUITE LIKE YOU
cuz everyone seems like no one's new
and you'll be spazzing out, about your broken heart
while I'll be lashing out, Hoping I done it first
and you'll be crying cuz it's all you ever do
while I'll be saying, it all passes over soon
yet will agree, to lie, under this crescent moon
with our love buried deep behind the truth,
and will say it's nothing
and that you're really something
with our bodies touching
feeling so disgusting
I WANT TO
KILL YOUUUUUUUUU

IF YOU COULD, WOULD YOU JUST, COME and go LOVE ME
IF YOU GOT NO ONE ELSE COULD YOU COME HOLD ME
I DON'T WANT NO ONE ELSE, I JUST WANT BODIES
I DONT WANT ANYONE, I JUST WANT SOMETHING

Icky Boys and Yucky Girls

it's too bad, that what we had
was glamourized by movie ads
and fads, and trends, and you didn't tell her
and dads, and friends, birds of a feather
fall is over, get her number,
don't call back, don't say you love her
hang up fast, and just fucking ghost her
hang up fast, and just fucking haunt herrrrrrrr

cuz we got a spirit numberrrr
and will possess her
and make her wonder
if we don't like her

I think, we are
fucking, assholes

I think, we need,
to be, better

I don't got all the answers
spooky plans will never work,
I saw them behind the counter
spreading germs, with tongue and laughter
my ringtone blares, but there's no answer
for my spooky spell, didn't quite affect her
my spirit number
my spirit number
my spirit number

He was in THE BOWL
CRYING TO HIMSELF WITH HIS BROKEN SKATEBOARD
HE WAS SMOKING ALL YOUR KOSH
AT THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS WATCHING ALL THE GIRLS
GO BY, YEAH HE COULD HAVE SWORN HE DIED

AS HE CLOSED HIS EYES ALL HE COULD SEE WAS

BLACK JEANS CUFFED
RIDING DOWN TO MAW AND PAWS
DRINKING BEER AND DOING DRUGS
KISSING GIRLS WITH MOSTLY TONGUE
RIDING HOME ALL ALONE

OH AND YOU'LL NEVER WAKE UP
YOU'VE BEEN CRASHING SINCE THE FALL
NOW YOU'RE ASKING FOR A CALL
BUT YOU NEVER PICK UPPP

I KNOW YOU THINK IT'S NO SURPRISE
BUT YOUR BABY BOY WANTS TO DIE
SINCE HE WAS STAYING UP AT NIGHT
WASTING ALL THE TIME HE COULD HAVE TRIED

JORDYN RELATION PLAYLIST 💫

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