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JORDYN RELATION PLAYLIST 💫

wohh yeahhhh
oooh babyyyyy *sing like this is your most popular song on soundcloud*

my bones are brittle, my knees are weak
she drank too much, know we can't see
we're moving and groovin, shaking and jiving
oh baby you know, we're living and lying
she gets all nautious, she start to vomit
pretty girl puke all over the TOWN
she runs out crying, I run right after
fuck up our lives, till it's a distater

cuz

we all know, we're dead by 30
we, don't go, til the PROM IS OVER
WHY, ARE WE, NEVER SOBBERRRRR
ohhhh oohhh

CUZ WERE DRINKING AND DRINKING
WE'll BREAK ALL THE BOTTLES
YOU'LL HIT ME AND I'll just Start to WODDLE
WAKE ME UP SAD IN A DITCH
FOR I AM JUST SO PRETTY IN PINK *ya know like the movie*
GIRLL PUKKEEEEEE
OOOOOHH OOOHHHHHH
PRETTTY GIRL PUKKEKEEEE
oooooohhhh oooohhhh
COVERED IN PUKE
COVERED IN PUKE
COVERED IN PUKE
COVERED IN PUKE

I never wanna see you again, you threw up all over my fucking... fucking cargo shorts...

No Discernible End In Sight

Girl Puke

Why can't I sleep, whenever I think of waking up next morning,
why can't I sleep, whenever I'm up thinking bout your stupid fucking
face, with dimples, blonde hair, and tire tracks round your eye holes
I LOST SLEEP, THINKING BOUT THEIR PROBLEMS, I LOST SLEEP
WITHOUT MY MELATONIN BOTTLE

I GOT MELATONIN, I WANT, YOU TO PHONE-IN
CUZ I GOT, SEROTONIN, CUZ I GOT your mother fucking SEROTONIN
your mother fucking SEROTONIN
AAAAhh AAHHH
your mother fucking SEROTONIN
AAAAhh AAHHH
your mother fucking SEROTONIN
AAAAhh AAHHH
your mother fucking SEROTONIN

Melatonin Omen

i showed her my cock
now shes dead
and now shes gone

i was pissing in that pic
straight into the toilet

and i feel no remorse
im a scumbag piece of shit

but hey who should care
at least she saw my dick

i no longer give a fuck
i no longer give a shit

i showed her my dick
now her heart no longer ticks

i showed her my cock now shes dead now shes gone
and im standing over her grave with my cock jerkin away
im going to sperm all over her bones
and tarnish her soul so that she can never go away

im gonna shoot my cum all up in your rotten guts
til your soul is screaming stop but even then its not enough
so take my shaft and soul bruise your cervix take it down
cuz if heaven aint enough just stay here just stay down

i love you you love me
you love me i love you
i love you you love me
you love me i love you

you dont love me do you
i dont fucking love you
you dont love me do you
i dont fucking love you

i love you i love you
i love you i love you
i love you i love you
i love you i love you

Dick Pic Pilled

Oh fuck looks like I messed up again
dreaming of my schizoid girlfriend.
they say take my pills, they say do the drills
in order for me to be sedated.
But I know the truth, kawaii desu
anime girls are in the fucking real world
so I'll BEGIN TO GRIN, AND I WON'T TAKE MY MEDS
CUZ I KNOW WHAT'S REALLY FUCKING HAPPENING

SHE'S ON MY TV SCREEN
and NOW SHE STARTS TO SCREAM
I DON'T WANNA WAKE UP FROM REALITY

SHE'S ON MY TV SCREEN
AND NOW SHE STARTS TO SCREAM
I DON'T WANNA WAKE UP FROM REALITY

OH FUCK HOW AM I TO LOVE YOU
HOLD ON NOW, IS THIS VOODOO?
SCHIZOID DREAM GIRL, WHERE ARE YOU
SCHIZOID DREAM GIRL, WHO ARE YOU?

Schizoid Girlfriend

you'll figure it out, soon enough
she don't love you, no one does
she just wants the pretty look in ur eyes
the spark of flame you just can't hide

she's coming after, everything
she's coming after, ur wedding ring
she's coming after, ur mental state
she's coming after, u break up again

cuz she's a girlboss!! (oh)
she's a girlboss!! (oh)
I never want her, to find eachother
can't tell ur mother, gatekeep ur father
she's always looking, for special victims
ur looking like, her next addition

too late, too late
I don't wanna wake up, from my little dream state
she's always listening to clairo music
if she's a pretty girl, then i'm a piece of garbage
throw me a side-eye, i don't deserve it
my knees are weak, like slim shady's lyrics
forgive me now, never forgive the laughter
forgive me now, cuz i'm a fucking bastard

cuz she's a girlboss!! (oh)
she's a girlboss!! (oh)
I never want her, to find eachother
can't tell ur mother, gatekeep ur father
she's always looking, for special victims
ur looking like, her next addition

girlboss!! (oh)
she's a girlboss!!!! (oh)

The Girlboss Game

I found a common recurrence around friends where whenever they were broken up with they would constantly talk about wanting to get in a fist fight with someone, so I made a song about it...

I Want 2 Spill Blood

Hey, oh, figure it out
Don't stop now just let it out
Die, die, fuck off
In your head, oh my god
You're so stupid, you're so dumb

Didn't know you could be so dense
Get to torture mindless sex
Disliked by everyone
Who would even want to fuck???
Put your stupid tits away
No boobies that's kinda gay...

It's incelcore, it's fucking garbage

SHE'S CRAZY!!!

WHY DON'T YOU FUCK OFF?? (X1 MILLION)

So good, so good
I wanna see you some-day
baby, oh baby
I wanna see you some-day

DIE INCELCORE

He was in THE BOWL
CRYING TO HIMSELF WITH HIS BROKEN SKATEBOARD
HE WAS SMOKING ALL YOUR KOSH
AT THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS WATCHING ALL THE GIRLS
GO BY, YEAH HE COULD HAVE SWORN HE DIED

AS HE CLOSED HIS EYES ALL HE COULD SEE WAS

BLACK JEANS CUFFED
RIDING DOWN TO MAW AND PAWS
DRINKING BEER AND DOING DRUGS
KISSING GIRLS WITH MOSTLY TONGUE
RIDING HOME ALL ALONE

OH AND YOU'LL NEVER WAKE UP
YOU'VE BEEN CRASHING SINCE THE FALL
NOW YOU'RE ASKING FOR A CALL
BUT YOU NEVER PICK UPPP

I KNOW YOU THINK IT'S NO SURPRISE
BUT YOUR BABY BOY WANTS TO DIE
SINCE HE WAS STAYING UP AT NIGHT
WASTING ALL THE TIME HE COULD HAVE TRIED

Silly Songs For Unfortunate Breakups

Skateboard Cretins

backseat driver (willyrodriguezwastaken cover)

Sophie

Collection of unfinished songs and covers I'm too lazy to complete 

yeah, lately the moments fade so quickly
just wait to hit the ground
cuz time is done for now
picturesque in sound
I wanna hear you out
I wanna hear you

I just wanna get lost inside of you
I don't wanna feel so dumb and blue
I just wanna get drunk and fuck and die

I just wanna get lost inside of you
I don't wanna feel so dumb and blue
I just wanna get drunk and fuck and die

to be, so dull and bright
another suicide
cut my skin with razor blades
Bleed all night till I give in
waste on drugs and heroin
soon these cuts will heal again

(Bleed out and waste away
feel good-- it's all the same
no one can make me hate
someone as dumb as me)

I fantasize lately the world isn't ending
and although you left I still wish that you'd kiss me
your body dissolves, but it's full of regret
and God only knows how much time that we have


(I just wanna get lost inside of you
I don't wanna feel so dumb and blue
I just wanna get drunk and fuck and die

I just wanna get lost inside of you
I don't wanna feel so dumb and blue
I just wanna get drunk and fuck and die)

to be, so dull and bright
another suicide
cut my skin with razor blades
Bleed all night till I give in
waste on drugs and heroin
soon these cuts will heal again

to be, so dull and bright
another suicide
cut my skin with razor blades
Bleed all night till I give in
waste on drugs and heroin
soon these cuts will heal again

Maybe

Focus the pendulum resides
across the open sky
I'll scratch until I'll find that which you cannot hide 

Open, the cavity that lies
right underneath your eyes
I'll bleed until I'm tired
of waking up at night

Another Nightmare
White light inside your bedroom

I can lie there
as long as you want me too

Girl Puke

Willy Rodriguez

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