the best part about this battle is the typo in the lyrics that none of us noticed for an entire full calendar year

The battle's too long so the lyrics are in the doc below
also I am doing your mother!!!
Mancha as Pinhead
Alex M as Laughing Jack
Beat produced by Trunkxs Prod.
Thumbnail by Rabi
Art by Nooby and IronWAN
Mixed and Mastered by GlitchDude
Written by Trakked
Additional help by Mick, DGB, DCA and Creeperpasta
Chiseled by DGB 

Battle:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BBoy4KCtQojcoulX_2UbYwdzmEHFp8gjzdZ55ChMALw/edit?usp=drivesdk 

Pinhead vs Laughing Jack - Rap Cypher #14

Mint as Marge Simpson
TheAngryMidget as DanTDM

Beat: Funeral by Epistra (with extra production by Mint)

Written by Mint and Nekomancer 

Lyrics:

Marge:
Hey Homie, where’d you go? I’m in Minecraft!
I’m standing beside this giant lab! Wait, which Family Guy is that?

Dan:
SHUT THE FUCK UP and watch my Minecraft Dating Sim
You can go and make me sandwiches, or is that way too Grim?
So hey guys, Dan here - verse Yoda Griffin with bad hair
I’m here to take this W, beat your stupid ass, AND swear!
And if that's where, you're gonna throw your blows I'll load them down your throat so you don't
Answer! Choke Groening's oaf til she spills Redstone everywhere!
When TheDiamondMinecart's down in riding hot tracks Imma fire on lock and blast a hasbeen
Shine like bright stars who you'd hire for cheap parts as your series' climb stops for cash ya bastard
You're a disaster, even worse than any tornado mod that I’d detect
from the forecaster! Shuck this blue corn and throw her with the rest of the defects

Marge:
... I’ve heard Brits can’t rap, but… that was absurd
Don’t even have a name for your fans - except racial slurs
This spoiled Eboy’ll be YouTube’s roadkill in 4 mill
So I’ll be happy while rapping DanTDM in a casket, turd
Your basket filled with crap shoots can’t be piquing my fancy, that’s rude
This minor miner’s mining minors! That’s the way you get your cash dude
While my legacy is timeless! If you think that you can tally up
You’re more high than Jade and Mint while thinking up this battle matchup
Rap fast so you can’t catch up; maybe call your pal Sonic instead
Because a give item command is the only time you’re gonna get head

Dan:
Oh boy, that was a Terrifying Rap Encounter
Better call Dr Trayaurus cus that gave me fucking cancer
I could dance a round my lab and get more progress done than your
Animators, in 5 minutes cus all you can do is pander
Shine a lantern on your show's charm; exponentially decreased
It's like Matt Groening saw 2 bucks and said "I just think it's neat"
While I'm still fly like I'm elytras, still at the top of the square game
You're fly like a… uh… your son falling out an airplane?




Marge:
Homie, why’d you leave Bart in charge of the television? We both know he’s impaired
Leave this asshole beaten bluer than both of our hair, so go and be scared
You had apparently cameoed with Pixar, holy fucking shit
But Article 13’s the time that Dan Breaks The Internet!

DanTDM vs Marge Simpson. R∆P BATTLE! S0E1

merry fuckin christmas, video is simple so itll drop alongside a different video, i just wanted something to drop on christmas.

Mancha (UBERocity) as John Kramer
Shimario as Kevin McCallister

Beat Produced by: Allrounda
Written by: Danii
Mixed by: Danii
Thumbnail by: Fightmarker

Lyrics:

John:
Hello Kevin….I want to play a game
As you can see I don't discriminate because of age
Now, you may think that's 'cause of all your crimes
But no, your awful movies and repeated plot entered my eyes
Nothing but a downgrade, like your face when you left your place
For a bowl-cut kid, I suggest that you rest your case
A horror film’s against a signature scream
You're like Amanda, and there's a theory that you grew up to be me
In no way my philosophy's dirty
But you would've killed your family if your mother came early
Now puppets pulling strings that piss off people I'll possess
I power over pussies, it's no problem, never stress

Kevin:
Dad, I'm watching snuff films. Come out and stop me
He'll need your credit card for a budget to think he'll top me
I see through his damn lies, I'll have my mans die
Why'd you say live or die if you can't pick that with your franchise
You'd piss yourself if I said that I spit sick
This murderer's end? He got down with the sickness
Take this L for Christmas, you wack-ass predator 
In your room complaining 'bout society like a whole Redditor
You're trash as a competitor. I'd rather not have your support 
Wasted time with a plot just for it to be called torture porn
Mediocre gore, depressed Joe Gatto best not move me
When the name of your shit only applied to one movie

John:
But it didn't for you, now I can call that more strife
It seems from your parents, they don't appreciate your life
So make like My Girl and start taking this sting
Dropping bars, you're dropping spiders in hopes for anything but
I won't be killed by your traps to the shoulder
So with this verse, I consider this a game over

Kevin:
I'm rocking the trap beats to get you and your city and
Your kid died but I'd want to as well if my name was Gideon
So keep the change, you need it for insurance or to rest
Diss me but your films went down the hall and to the left
Yeah, this game is pretty lazy, to be honest, you need help
You got others to kill themselves but couldn't do it yourself

John:
Alright that’s it you little shit I’m not even gonna give you a chance to live I’m setting off the fucking traps

Kevin:
Do your worst! Nanana- FUCK

*Kevin fucking dies*

Paige:
Paige "Fans" Need to Calm Down...

Kevin McCallister vs. Jigsaw

SPOILERS FOR THE ENTIRE ORI SERIES OF GAMES, DO NOT LISTEN IF YOU CARE TO GO INTO THESE GAMES BLIND IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY
Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qIhic6Sddcg4w71pOfk8ER-uAVdG9etsg_PnbkqfbiE/edit
Kamren the Person as Galeem
Snakebite126 as Ori
Additional voices by GamingPlush64
Written by MetaMachine
Beat by Trunxks
Mixing and beat arrangement by GamingPlush64
Thumbnail by Zuprem4cy
Hint for next battle: "Deities of Destruction" (featuring garbageGothic and Titanium1208)

Ori vs. Galeem

Light_IWNL as Victor
Alen as Muscle Man
Written by Alen & ColeTheCole
Thumbnail by Alen
Beat by 2Deep
Mixed by Light_IWNL

(Intro)

Victor: WHO BLEW THIS BUBBLE

Muscle Man: MY MOM!

Victor: I’LL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!

(0:06)
FAC RAP BATTLES
VICTOR
VERSUS
MUSCLE MAN
BEGIN!

(0:10) Victor:
Hey, Mitch. I’ve got a claim. You can tell me if it’s crazy.
I’ve a suspicion you’re an obese, lazy, fucking slacker baby.
This dumb, disgusting green fuck clearly doesn't belong;
You better leave. You'll sink the Tugboat if you're stayin' for too long.
I’ll break down your kart and give you a few gas leaks, 
My raps’ll heat you harder than the burns on your ass cheeks.
You can either take a punch or one of these verbal bombs.
I’ll be fucking you up harder than the trauma from Uncle John.

(0:31) Muscle Man:
I’m not fat, bro! Move elsewhere and shut the fuck up!
Don’t need to lift iron to crush every fish at the Thug Tug!
Honestly, your words couldn’t cut me if they tried,
I’ll have you floating up, maybe you could battle against Fives!
Leave you fried; serve your ass like a shift at the snack shack
If I wanted intimidation, I’d go to the forest for a lapse back
This your second fight? I think you should feel grateful, bro!
You’re appearing here more than you’ve appeared in your own show!

(0:53) Victor:
All you’ve here done is flex despite lacking the components.
Like, all it takes to leave this fat ass shaking is a donut.
You call yourself a prankster? You’re real far from the sickest.
This stupid fuck got trolled by a basic lottery ticket.
Oh, so you’re so strong? You sure lack the mental power.
I’ll leave this daddy-issued bitch crying again in the shower.
This dumb ass bombed at improv; get the mic out of your palms,
You know who else packs a fat, bomb ass? YOUR MOM!

(Victor punches muscle man in the stomach)

(OOUGGHH!!!!)
Muscle Man:
(Cough cough) .. Heh.. Nice try bro..
The best prank ever, ‘cause I totes deflected your blow, bro..
‘Cause when comin’ to fights, you should know I’m no slouch,
You’re sucking even more than I suck from my gravy pouch!
And that shit was so weak, like, do you even lift, bro?
I’ve felt rougher hits bangin’ to a Fist Pump gig, bro!
Throw this wack shit in the crash pit; acting tough? You ain’t worth shit
Beat Victor’s stupid ass; guess what? IT WAS WORTH IT!!

alen note: i'm so sorry this is the dumbest fucking shit we've made
i promise we're working on actual battles too

Victor vs. Muscle Man. Rap Battle #5

WATCH ON YOUTUBE: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBWCFE2EwWQ


Battle Cat: Fightmarker
C.A.T.S: JustGamer

Mixed By: GlitchDude
Written By: MidgeChamp and Bork
Art By: Nooby
Mixed By: Glitchdude
Beat By: =


Lyrics:

C.A.T.S.: 
Mechanics at the ready! Prep yourselves for Base Defense
Tank the dents, (yuh) and leave ‘em all for dead just like their relevance 
Rusty Nuts and Bolts! I’ll crunch your codes ‘fore you boost bars 
So best gather your luck before trying to shoot Stars!
I’m locked and loaded! Tearing Kraft marshmallows apart!
Scrap down all your crap to pieces ‘n’ scavenge your game for parts!
Can’t pass this cat's pelt! Want a win? Your chance fell!
Biting off of Undertale? It takes more for this champs belt
And your game? In last! Failed. No way in hell that you’ll match this
I was told I’d get in a cat fight, but it seems that I’ve been catfished
Won’t succeed in this Crash test, like my numbers you’ve blown it
Knowing pussies hate the water, you’d best hide when I’m flowing

Battle Cats:
Domination is secured, this Scum Bag’s our next target
Deploy the Cat Patrol and wipe this pussy off the Market!
So please park it, as your talking wont help save your trash tier team
With the power of God and Anime I’ll make this hick bleed!
Hide behind homemade defenses, while I fight the front lines
Arm yourself with ammunition but still choke to shoot rhymes?!
Going Uber in this Fest, heavy lines like Golden Capsules
You’re on the verge of death, so your next steps best be careful
Come with wretched RVs, you won’t stop these armies
Take bites out of parties, you’ve no idea what you’re starting
We brought Mankind to its knees and now we’re still at large
Whilst you’re playing Fake Mechanic in your mother's backyard

C.A.T.S.:
This cotton swab spawn can roleplay as the winner but
My rhymes are lit! Your lines came straight outta the litter box!
So don’t start with your bigger talk, cuz your win ain’t happenin’
As it seems after that verse your game’s as flattened as your rappin’ is

Battle Cats:
Business is Popping, from Japan to the Cosmos
So know Zepto’s Experiments are no worry to Ponos
Try to pad the time of children, but you were just a quick fad
Nothing new to Battle Cats, another win claimed for the clan!

Battle Cats vs. C.A.T.S | Midge's Rap Battles S2

Welcome to the eleventh installment of “Quick Diss”! We have two politicians, fuck, I mean, two Super-Man children going at it! it's the titty milk enthusiast himself, Homelander! Pitted against, our favorite asshole, didn't hear that from me tho, Hancock!

Lyrics:
Hancock (Drunk):
Eugh…
Okay, let me get this straight, Maaeve, was some Queen who slayed
Engaaged, and not even straight, yet you stayed tryna keep her? Wait.
He's a Home-wrecker! Get it, make your hands-off, best turn back.
Just cus she got her licks in, John put his head up her ass.

Homelander:
Don't mean to burst your bottle drunky, but stop all this pompous talk!
There's no need to curse or coddle buddy! This is sponsored by Vought!
And after all! We're a family friendly conglomerate.
I give props to pedestrians! But as a hero, not on my list.
I wonder, hm, oh yeah, because you went off the rails.
Destroyed A-Train instead of pointing ways into ONE of your fails!
Like geez… to be blunt, I freaking scoffed at your tales!
Handjob Hancocks not a mascot, I mean, what does he sell? (Chuckles)

Hancock:
Yo bro, I'm used to stretching asses to their outer limits
But this asshole stretched his verse to pout and blemish
My career, and it's loud and clear that I am not the best in
The world, but you were, until your own Home-crowd started testing
This bitch made in test labs, and yup, he's formulaic 
I don't need X-Ray vision to see through your poor evasion
Of character assassination, I will assassinate ya.
I made a mark on the moon, yet you'd mark mine if asked of ain't ya?
You're a puppet, pussy, got my hands up Vought's pocket pussy
You wanna talk collaterals? Guess we should pop a lookie!
You killed innocent passengers cus they'd be honest? Goody!
Fumbled the bag, yet you need an airbag to cop out, should he?
You're on life support Homie-lander, not the biggest asset
It takes more than Compound V to simply get this bastard
If he throws fists with Angels his, or beyond his size
This a verbal exchange, don't bring verb chemicals or you die.

Homelander:
Egh, Ashley, what the fuck? This asshole agreed to lose?!
God, you're such a-… but first I'll deal with you.
He fucking kneels to booze, but keep on talking that shit then.
Thinking you can beat me fool? You lost to alcoholism.
Got dropped, now that's your bar? But all those lies, unproved bro.
Yet, you got thrown behind bars for not keeping your cool tho
Don't know Spanish, but I saw what you did to his Culo!
Is that your fetish? HE HAS AMNESIA! So what would you know?

Hancock:
Call me an asshole, one more time hoe, haven't seen a bigger rip-off
A Super-man-child, when killings how he gets his kicks off
Like Jesus! You're sick dawg. No wonder your rape-kid walked
With a Butcher, cus flying with this pig would get him minced up!

Homelander:
Mention my son again and I'll tear apart your cuck-dad friend
Run through the wife he stole from you cause your drunk-ass was on the bench
But not before I squeeze the soul out of their dumb ass kid
IN FRONT OF THEM, abandoned by everyone that you love in this;
Weak ass world, I'm God and you're another bum that I'm done with, eh!
I'll cause the second accident that lands you in the hospice bitch!
I win, I win, you went and maimed some whale for a CLIP?!
HOMELANDER DOES WHAT HE WANTS, I'll take YOUR crazed whale for a spin.
*Crowd Boos* Ahhh, shit…

-CAST-
Hancock: Shadow Zel
Homelander: Grey Julius
Crowd: jort, MetaMachine, Trakked, and CannibalWorms

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: JaCoN
Written by: JaCoN
Beat: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1NqiZagh-59ovZLLCmMRJkSRU4VrDJDcM/view?usp=drivesdk
Beat Produced by: FLOCKABOI
Mixed by: JaCoN (my first time ever :))

Hancock vs Homelander - (Quick Diss) #11

As our second installment for Barbminheimer weekend, we are proud to present to you Nintendo's fearless, persistently lost little guy, Captain Oliamr, against renowned actor, Nic Cage! Is everything as it seems though? Enjoy!

CAST:
Zawesome as Nic Cage
Mr. Tibbs as Captain Olimar
Mr. Tibbs as The IRS

LYRICS:
NIC CAGE:
I’m Nic Cage, flows insane, I spit Crood, Ghost Rider
Movie gold got, they sold lots, I’m so cool…. Ghost Rider
I’ve read up on your people, they have a passion for treasure
But don’t try bring me to Hocotate cuz I’m a National Treasure
However, I’m not greedy, people wanna see me, especially ones so teeny
Teeny weenie when they see me with babes in bikinis, makin’ dollar, Don Barzini
Top dog, I go raw when I blaze y’all like “DOO DOO”, gone in a second
Don’t need more to leave this vegan dead and wrecked and
Firstly, did I say I’m Nic Cage, I’m so sexy, secondly
I’m stealing this battle like a Chihuahua, allegedly
Fuck Kathleen for that she made herself an enemy

CAPTAIN OLIMAR:
I’m too busy smokin’ fat doobies
A dream blunt rotation between me and my boy Louie

NIC CAGE:
I thought this would be a breeze, but he’s deflected me with ease
Maybe I should bring up Pikmin 3, but he wasn’t really in Pikmin 3
Maybe bring up the Gamecube or how his third game flopped on the Wii
No, that’s not true! Also that’s the U, not the Wii!

THE IRS:
Mr. Cage, sorry to interrupt, please step into my office
I was looking at your tax reports, I’m noticing some odd losses
So we have a few things to discuss, I’ve got your W-2, 1099
Your 1098 and there’s a few question on my mind
Such as how is it that a man who’s worth 45 million in assets
Acquire all these bad debts, let’s get down to brass tacks
You own 15 houses and 22 vehicles
Including 9 Rolls Royces and I guess a T Rex Skull
You owe a lot in back tax
So do what it takes to get stacks
Fast cash to get in the black
That’s a Tax Lien back

NIC CAGE:
Come on man, cut me some slack, I was almost the Man of Steel!
What about him, he owes money! 

THE IRS:
You know he’s also not real, so

CAGE:
Face off? 

THE IRS:
Mine now. 

CAGE:
Con Air? 

THE IRS:
Belongs to me.

CAGE:
That can’t be, what about Speed? 

THE IRS:
Well that was Keanu Reeves but
Yea, that’s what we call paying what you owe
Don’t try to run or hide, the government always knows
So get your over acting ass back to acting trashy indies
Use that family name of yours to pay us back those millies
And the paper trail was obvious, I mean, dude, what did you think?
That we just let Hollywood elite get away with tax fraud? wink

Cover Art by Commander Jacob
Mixed and Mastered by Musiclide

Captain Olimar vs Nic Cage | Gridline Rap Battles Season 3

Matt Raichous as Scooby-Doo
Clever Chaos as Garfield
Mixed by Near
Beat: Curtains by Dansonn
Written by EatMoPizza and Matt Raichous
Art by EatMoPizza

Lyrics:

I knew I’d have to deal with some creepy freak again
But I see you’re no ghost; you’re not dead, just deadpan
You act so lifeless in every one of your strips
I’d be more frightened by your creepypastas than your quips

Sleuthin’s top dog ’gainst the top lasagna hog 
Not a proper icon, just a bulbous-eyed con
Memes and merchandise are the only things keeping you known
Clinging to your relevance like a plushie in the window

Should have sent Odie instead to get a fairer bout
Even I’d lose my appetite when selling out to Paramount
You’ve got no appeal with the newer generations
While I’m known across the nation as CN’s spooky sensation


This ain’t a hydrant, so quit taking the piss
You’re not solving mysteries, you’re playing coppers with some kids
So don’t drag this onto my street, I’ve got the shots to end ya
Though I’d say you dodged a bullet getting dropped off at Velma

Listen, I’ve lead a lengthy legacy of lethargy
but even speeding on all fours you won’t get a leg up on me
When you tend to flee, screaming at each feeble phony freak
Chop you into five puppies, you’re running like Air Buddies
 
While I’ve been livin’ large since I hit papers the seventies
Get more laughs in my sleep than you running on ABC
Clueless mutt, ya really think you’re ranking up there with the greats?
Looks like the weak’s about to start again; I hate this Mun-Dane


With each new iteration, you fail to appeal
This fat cat stacks cash like our monsters are real
With your creepy CG incomplete, we’re learning it’s true
That every single new creator is just as lazy as you


Like Nicky Flowers in a battle, ‘cause I’m ranking at the highest
While you’re stuck pushing up daisies, disappear like Garfield Minus
‘Cause this tabby’s stuck in tabloids, I’m a prime time pup
Sitting in your recliner’s the only time you get a leg up

On the air for half a century, catching criminals with ease
Grabbing greedy grimalkins with speed Garfield’s never seen
While the only thing this glutton’s ever caught’s a couple Z’s
But tonight you’ll get some exercise running away from me


HB barely bears a name this day and age
Talking down about my shows like your reboot’s all the rage?
I’ll bash your straight to DVDs straight back to VHS
You hold onto relevance ‘bout as well as you do your girlfriends


It’s been decades since a single viewer called you groovy
Warner finds you so taxing that they’d write off a finished movie
But didja think that flick would top the box office at Christmas?
Please, a single Sunday paper would have been a bigger hit

Even spiders bother me less than to hear you spitting
This “timeless” classic’s dated, left wondering “Who’s S-s-scared?”
But I can answer what they’ve been asking since the beginning
“Scooby Doo, Where Are You?” To be true, no one cares.

Scooby-Doo vs Garfield - Verses Mode (ft. Matt Raichous and Clever Chaos)

LAR80s / Fightmarker as Michael Myers
Vladimyr P. as Sam

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
MICHAEL MYERS
AGAINST
SAM
BEGIN

Michael Myers:
Coming hard on this Mike, I bring the fuel to ignite
This Myers spitting fire cross the pyers to incite a fright
Your pumpkin pie can’t ever stand up to my skills with this knife
Bleeding seeds and spilling guts; losing your Saturday Night Life
Don’t call me Austin Powers, I won’t answer to Wayne
The only schwing you’ll hear from me is my blade bringing the pain
You’re the Picard to my Kirk a Hallow-eenie mini me
Your Jack o’lanterns all smirk without any comedy
I couldn’t give a Shatner about your weak and bleak portrayal
When I feast on Samhain the preparation will be fatal
Just like Geoffrey Giraffe, you don’t want to grow up
And your film’s a Blockbuster; bankrupt.

Sam:
I’ll analyze your thoughts, you’re not as psycho as you seem
Bates Motel was scarier even without the shower scene
The blood I spill Covers-all, so zip it, and grab your mop
I’m the megamall of Horror while you’re just a Little Shop
You’ll mourn when the Thorn is torn, I ad-myer the forewarn
But you have the mind of a kid so join the Children of the Corn
So grab your kettle, pop it up, the show’s ‘bout to begin
You’ll bear true witness to the terror for I am the pumkin-gpin

Michael Myers:
Your Burlap Sack raps are wack, what’s hiding in your stash?
No Chocolate Bars, you’re lolly-gagging, since you couldn’t light a match
Box office zero, direct to blue-ray show, it’s such a pity
I’m filling seats at AMC; you’re on clearance at Party City
You’ll be Dead by Daylight once I nail you to the fence
Carpenter’s hammering nails will leave you hanging in suspense
I’m your creator but I’ll still cut you like my sister
You’re never scene in theaters; forever a d-lister

Sam:
If you’re wanting some suspense, then I guess I’ll take the lead
That chocolate covered pocket verse was worse than Halloween 3
That movie’s subtitle was Season of the Witch
But If you’d have been the star they’d call it Season of the Bitch
The Zombies Robbing of your win, in Grave danger of what’s within
You got no Spirit-Halloween, so I will cleanse you of your sins
Loomis calls you pure evil, but I think it’s just clickbait
Have a glass of H20, because you need some to rehydrate!
The Pumpkin Patch is open, come and pick your harvest boon
Just Stop clowning around, and IT will all be over soon
You’re a disgrace to the night of October 31st
Trick ‘R Treating’s my bag, so you’ll leave this battle cursed

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writers: Vlad and John P.
Beat Producer: Dansonn
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad

Michael Myers (Halloween) vs Sam (Trick ‘R Treat). Sinister Rap Battles

Brodecai as Slender Man
Vladimyr P. as Jeff the Killer

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
THE SLENDER MAN
AGAINST
JEFF THE KILLER
BEGIN

Slender Man:
A staticy rapper has crossed your path, killing kiddies like you who try to summon thee
The mascot of Hot Topic’s a killer? Or is he just on another shopping spree?
It’s Dahmer’s downfall and Slender rises for  return
Besides you harming yourself, I bet these burns will burn!
Wipe that grin off your face ‘fore I put you in your place
But you’ve walked into my Woods cuz you’re the family disgrace!
You’re in your emo-esque phase where the bathroom tile shines
Red as you’re in bed spending time with hentai online
I mean your- mother was right, you should’ve grew to be like Liu
I’m surprised you don’t wield a gun with all those kids who bullied you
Awh, fragile little boy, you seem about ready to cry
Because your face makes me laugh and I make you want to die!

Jeff the Killer:
(Chuckles) If you had a mouth, I’d tape it shut
Because it seems your petty points were dull and didn’t make the paper-cut
You're just a plain old pedo, who stalks children, how creepy..
But, watchu really gonna do, hang Sally from the balcony?
You call yourself Urban but you're no Legend at all
You can check the Dictionary definition; “Slender Falls”
Don't talk about me watching Hentai when you're one who compensates it
Face it.. If you can. A win? You can't even taste it!
Ender's not so Splendor and you think that you're so tough?
But with your lack of eyes you couldn't think to turn the render distance up
A victory, you couldn't see, but maybe in your dreams you can spit the hottest heat
So I'll lay you on your deathbed and make you Go to Sleep.

Slender Man:
You wanna talk about my sight? I see ALL that's around me
Even spoiled little bitches, who are clown posse wannabes
This joke of a Joker hides in shadows, how original!
You killed your family? I murder tracks like a Smooth Criminal

Jeff the Killer:
There was an error in your message, you might wanna use the backspace
You’re looking quite pale, surprised you didn’t go with blackface
This wack case has wack taste, while I’m Ominous, autonomous
But with your wisecracking, you couldn’t establish dominance

Slender Man:
I spit with Slender Sickness; you couldn't even cause suspense
Those bars you spat weren't killer; just another filler a fence (offense) 
Now I got Something Awful for ‘em, so it’s best you watch your Step
I’m the origin of you being created on the web!
You’re just an average Copypasta, taken, reused, and drear
You ‘hang’ with the emo clique; I’m the pinnacle of fear!
That verse revealed that you’re a clown, thinking that you could compete
But you are hiding from the police like this was 21 Jump Street

Jeff the Killer:
I would call 9 1 1 but this Operator sucks
And when you’re on the other side of the line, you’d be shit out of luck
And to talk about shit, let’s look into your movie, bro
You’re as low as your tomato’s so you should learn Wendigo (when to go)
Out of the bodies that I stack, you’d be the perfect contender
It’s hilarious your greatest move’s changing your SlenderGender (hahaha)
You ain’t no Darwin and you couldn’t dare to win
But when my Knife pierces your heart; that’s your end to Evolution

Slender Man:
Funny, you don’t got a movie, but no-eyelids can see
I’m always stayin’ trendy while you rip-off Bloody Mary

Jeff the Killer:
All the fans want me to stay, you’re never loved, could drive you mad
But this everlasting Kuk (cuck) will forever stay sad..

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writer: Vlad
Beat Producer: Tristan
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by: Vlad

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