yeah, i made a song about pooping. so what?

beat from here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1a-NIaV0BU

Lyrics:
Messy ass shit  x8
Thought it be a quick minute, sat down, pulled my pants down.
They laying on the ground and my underwear be sitting there too then out of nowhere my ass went boom
Like, aye, God damn, all my friends outside, they hear that shit.
Sound like gunshots, explosions - I mean that ain't wrong, that's what happened
Motherfuckers wanna know what's going on. and i tell them bitch, i been on the toilet bowl so long my ass hurt and i can barely stand or walk  
Better call some help ASAP
Call right now, my shit black
Flowin from my mouth right now
Flowin from my eyes too, yeah 
What the fuck's goin on? The fuck's goin on?
Had to get a plunger, plunge this shit
Go mario, but I can't win
That game is tough, it's hard as fuck
Like, damn. I'm wiping on a marker  right now. 
Wiping on a marker right now
A marker 
Wiping on a marker right now
Nigga, I'm wipin on a marker.
3 ply, 2 ply, 1 ply, shit
None of them save my ass cheeks, fuck that
I been wipin so long that blood drippin
I'm wondering if i will ever see the sun again
 Stuck on the toilet seat wondering who the fuck did this to me, they poisoned all the food i eat
And now I'm stuck, fuckin mud butt, yeah
Mud butt, yea
Fuckin mud butt, yeah
Now I'm stuck on the toilet with that mud butt yeah

crap

Fancy Pancake