VOTE FOR WHO WON THIS BATTLE:
https://www.strawpoll.me/42760129

PRODUCTION:
poster made by Christopher Carbery
written and produced by Christopher Carbery
beat produced by Allrounda Productions

CAST:
Derpiest Game Blast (https://soundcloud.com/user-499387179) as SpongeBob SquarePants
TimeLord 103 as Peter Pan

LYRICS:
SpongeBob SquarePants:
Did you know that nothing comes from mere child’s play?
Try taking your bars and push them somewhere else, okay?
I’ll blow and pop this man-child like a Bubble, Buddy
And as for Cubby, I won’t be sorry if I called him “tubby”
Tried to have Jane stuck in your Neverland like your shadow?
For a Lost Boy and Tinker Bell, you’re one strange fellow
Here’s a twist of how this battle could be,
Having Peter stuck in that Kelp Forest for all eternity!

Peter Pan:
It’s clear that you would ruin Nick and everything
My disses are like those jellyfish you catch, because they’ll sting
Forget your know-your-child crap, I’ve seen better from a Rugrat
I’m turning up the Bubble Bass against this dumb brat!
You’re only popular for kids in mental hospitals
‘Cause I’m not the one who made Squidward’s life impossible
So there goes his hopes and dreams, like your creator and his sanity
I’m the spirit of youth, you’re the spirit of stupidity
Like Jenkins, your show is getting old, even for John and Michael
I’m how Disney have faith and trust with no denial
You’ll fail in this fight like Mrs. Puff’s Boating School
Go sleep in that shed, because you’re being a tool

SpongeBob SquarePants:
What happens when this sponge makes the red man say ugh?
He makes me the kid taking down your prologue
All of this has happened now, and it won’t ever again
You’re full of Ink Lemonade, and you’re up in the pan, Pan!
I may be a Goofy Goober, but it’s you that needs to grow up
But not in that Robin Williams flick that’ll make me throw up
And if you’re like my knockoff, you’re anything “but awesome”
You should doodle doodles like DoodleBob. Yeah, go draw some!
I’ll send this Robin Hood to that Flying Dutchman’s ship
The second star to the right shines in me starting to flip
And I got one more thing to say about this young dweeb
Consider this the time you’ve got beaten by me

Peter Pan:
I got peanut butter named after me, but not you, idiot
My flow is so sick, not even Patrick and Sandy can stop it
Spoiler alert, you just proved that in your ocean floor,
There is no justice nor peace! There’s only anger and war
Not to mention, a lot of fish addicted to Krabby Patties
And that makes Wendy wanna run back to her daddy
Like Captain Hook, I’ll feed that crocodile one of your hands
You’ve thrown out your win like your name! “Who Bob What Pants?”

SpongeBob SquarePants vs Peter Pan (Season 2 Premiere)

Hello...    hello? Well, anyways, welcome to the 17th AORB. Today we got the creator of the telephone, Alexander Graham Bell, against the creator of the lightbulb, Thomas Edison. Who would invent their way to victory? Watch and find out!


Lyrcis/credits:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pnizUAo8TvpOmKfolNk7Y3wN4W5pI7aWPnjwK8_m620/edit?usp=drivesdk

Alexander Graham Bell vs Thomas Edison - Acting Out Rap Battles

BEHOLD, THE ULTIMATE MASHUP OF THE THEME SONG
FROM THE GHOST AND MOLLY MCGEE!

+__+

Covers used:
Triforcefilms (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lr81g0tf7BQ)
O k (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq0Om3B3XoE)
John G. Music (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq0Om3B3XoE)
Claire Anne Carr (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEyoAXaqT5Y)
Lydian R (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HF8M1mygRJc)
Caleb Spjute, Pianist (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugyeZqqbdWo)
MatMesk Covers (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KclduK7vg0Q)
ZealinBee (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7emHMSm5uA)

Vocals:
Dana Snyder
Triforcefilms
O k
Lydian R
Caleb Spjute
Macey
MatMesk
Ashley Burch
Jules Medcraft

The Ghost And Molly McGee THEME SONG (Ccarbe6062 Mashup)

3…   2…   1…  Welcome to the 19th AORB! Today we got the most infamous and colorful track in Mario Kart, Rainbow Road, going against the classic and original level of Sonic the Hedgehog, Green Hill Zone. Who'll win, who's faster, and who truly is the fast one? Watch and decide for yourself!

Lyrics + casting:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XqCInpzK3JxvKzchRNDJRjYzNU6DkIvBGw8iCHsFawE/edit?usp=drivesdk

Also, sorry for the re-upload, there way a problem with the original audio that was fixed in this version so this is improved!

Rainbow Road vs Green Hill Zone - Acting Out Rap Battles

VOTE FOR WHO WON THIS BATTLE:
https://strawpoll.com/polls/LVyKxkQ16n0

PRODUCTION:
poster made by Christopher Carbery
written by Danii (https://soundcloud.com/dannyplaysgames-422800890),
AyeDracoVR!/Lil Draco/Henry Jones (https://soundcloud.com/henry-jones-74869810) & Christopher Carbery
produced by Christopher Carbery
beat produced by D-M Beats Squadron
flowtest by Christopher Carbery

LYRICS:
Pooh Bear:
Oh, bother. Time for my rap exercise, then.
After that, I’ll leave you depressed like Eeyore at the end
Pooh Oughta Be in Pictures, but you’re not much of a treat
And how does it feel being left behind with No Feet?
I just heard about your best friends from Emily to Mitzy,
but not even they can beat the A.A. MC
It’s raining, it’s pouring, there goes your show’s soundtrack
If at first you don’t succeed, I think it’s best you’ll just step back
 
Little Bear:
Hey, Mama and Papa Bear? This toy wants to battle me?
And while he’s eating honey, my flow won’t be so sweet
Not surprised Christopher Robin grew up without you being a bore
Suppose Gopher should know that you’re not in his book anymore
Can’t save that Rabbit and his garden? Well, ain’t you sadly mistaken?
Bet some Heffalumps and Woozles should have your Tigger taken
We Were Very Young, but some things never change when We Were Six
since you and your friends are supposed to act like childish dimwits
 
Pooh Bear:
What Will Little Bear Wear? Probably my shirt
But maybe stick to wearing your soft, thick brown fur
I’m a bear with a little brain, but I am smart enough
to see that you can’t even handle my stuff and fluff
Plus, thinking you’ll win is surly a Fair-lie like your name
When it comes to best sellers, you only have some time for fame
I don’t have to finish this since Nick Jr does that, dude
The winner goes to Where the Wild Things Are, Winnie the Pooh
 
Little Bear:
Was that you rapping or did you stutter like Piglet?
I might cook rhymes like either Birthday Soup or fish soup, and that’s it!
Guess what, silly old bear? I’m making a big impact!
I’ll throw you like a Hundred Acre, and that’s a fact!
If you’re really smart, why don’t you try to battle Paddington
or just a cute fox from some French animation?
But instead, I’ll rip out your stuffing just for fun,
‘cause you had Many Adventures and facing me is now your last one

Winnie The Pooh vs Little Bear

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Wecome to the first AORB of 2023! Today, we got the funny MineCraft man himself, Steve, going up against the player insert character from Animal Crossing, the Villager. Who'll build their island faster, and who'll win the battle? Listen, decide for yourself, and just remember to not mine down!

Lyrics/credits:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1V7v_CbuqW6XtI-zp9ag1FzqgGNGOV5Z4RDuzRxQn0NY/edit?usp=drivesdk

Steve vs the Villager - Acting Out Rap Battles

VOTE FOR WHO WON THIS BATTLE:
https://strawpoll.com/polls/NPgxEEPB1Z2

PRODUCTION:
poster made by Christopher Carbery
written by Derpiest Game Blast & Christopher Carbery
produced by Christopher Carbery
beat produced by Spence Mills
flowtest by Christopher Carbery

CAST:
Christopher Carbery as Betelguese
Derpiest Game Blast (https://soundcloud.com/user-499387179) as Scratch
Sophia Anne Caruso as Lydia Deetz

LYRICS:
Betelguese:
Whoa, nelly! What do we have here? A ghost or an undead parasite?
One thing for sure, this Scratchy Scratch is in for one hell of a fright
Here I come, baby! This ain’t my first rodeo, or even my first rap battle
Oh, and speaking of rodeos, you can’t even handle someone’s cattle
I taught some ghosts to haunt their house and I didn’t get cursed like you did
So I guess that is why I don’t deal with a bunch of losers anymore, kid
And another thing, here’s a question that might give anybody a headache:
Did someone try to make Casper the Friendly Ghost out of Master Shake?

Scratch:
Have we seen this ghost before? I must have deja boo
Then again, I’ll leave this beetle squished by the time I’m through
And besides, I can’t stand you or Lydia complaining her dead mom like an idiot
Not even Molly McGee or Geoff can put up with her being a delusional twit
You know what? Any other Tim Burton film would make much more of a profit
since your musical is so worthless, you can’t hide one skeleton in your closet
I might just guess why you can’t win in this hip-hop kinda fight
You were a bridesmaid to Adam and Babs, but never the Corpse Bride

(the beat stops to a halt for a creepy chorus singing Day-O -Banana Boat Song-)
Lydia: (spoken)
Beetlejuice… Beetlejuice… BEETLEJUICE!

Betelguese:
(spoken: IT’S SHOWTIME.)
(the beat resumes while Beetlejuice is laughing maniacally)

Betelguese:
Turn up the beat and see what shakes loose
when I beat this Disney cartoon ruse
Do I have to mention your first season?
It gets more boring every single time I see it!
Not to mention, I don’t think you’re qualified
since you’re used to being gross! But on the bright side,
some possessions won’t ever make me tardy…
Learn to get a grave! Good for zombies at parties!
Not much of a gray matter since cartoons started in black and white
But if you would really enjoy your afterlife, I think you should “Jump in the Line”
I have finished my dead raps and they’re like your “Chairman” boss, OVER!
At the end, you should fit in some Nightmare Before Christmas cross… OVER!

Scratch:
Hold on a second… Were you confusing me with Oogie Boogie?
I mean, you did get your name from bugs to drinks, so you’re not really spooky
For some reason, you call yourself “the ghost of the most”
But to be honest, you’re the worst of the worst to me, even your mom knows
And if some exorcism is not enough to send you straight to the void,
I bet that Warner Bros Discovery stock can have you destroyed!
That should make sense, seeing that you’re supposed to have a cow
So here’s the Whole Being Dead Thing, you’re sandworm food now

The Ghost and Molly McGee vs Beetlejuice

• VIDEO: •
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1j2Gwh_MiTk

• CAST: •
- Finn McCool as Zigzag (https://www.youtube.com/@FinnMcCoolOfficial)
- Tiffany Witcher as Yzma (https://www.youtube.com/@TiffanyWitcher)
- Yobar as Kronk (https://www.youtube.com/@BatailleRapTishort)
- MolemanNineThousand as Announcer

• MUSIC USED: •
- "Orient Flow" by Fifty Vinc (https://www.youtube.com/@FIFTYVINC): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVUQt0UekPc

• LYRICS: •
- https://www.deviantart.com/molemanninethousand/art/MERB-54-Yzma-Vs-Zigzag-951859056

Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #54: Yzma Vs. Zigzag

Hello Earthlings! Today in the 22nd AORB, we got the supposed alien, Invader Zim, going up against the other green alien on Nickelodeon from Fairly Odd Parents, Mark Chang. Who'd  abduction the victory? You decide!

Lyrics/credits:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1miTY5jL0Y4Ja1l239-nIXLrByddEOt7WGYWBbwoOZow/edit?usp=drivesdk

Invader Zim vs Mark Chang - Acting Out Rap Battles

VOTE FOR WHO WON THIS BATTLE:
https://strawpoll.com/polls/Qrgebd4rrZp

PRODUCTION:
poster made by Christopher Carbery
written by Derpiest Game Blast & Christopher Carbery
produced by Christopher Carbery
beats produced by Profetesa Beats, LDUK Music & K KAY Beats

CAST:
Derpiest Game Blast (https://soundcloud.com/user-499387179) as Mr. Peabody
Christopher Carbery as The Doctor
The Stupendium (https://www.youtube.com/@TheStupendium) as Spamton G. Spamton
Davin West (https://www.youtube.com/@dcorerapbattles5394) as Crono

LYRICS:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BwTL0iZqT4o4CMGPtOlVgPTnthgCfQ07PtceJMpDc1s/edit

SCRAPPED VERSION:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1aZXq_ibsz5x2glsIZOlr-oTTLN7q7ygx/view?usp=drive_link

Mr Peabody vs Doctor Who (SERIES FINALE)

I LOVE HALLOWEEN.

NEW DOWNLOAD LINK
http://www.mediafire.com/listen/5eouj5e7m8x13un/Marilyn_Manson_vs_Panic%21_at_the_Disco_-_This_Is_Halloween_%28Imza_Mashup%29.mp3

So SoundCloud made me reach my limit of downloads and I couldn't even download the file. I searched all my old hard drive, messaged friends, emailed bloggers...couldn't find it! So, fuck it, I just remade it. The new version has some slight mastering updates, more realistic drums, but is for the most part very much the same. ENJOY AND STAY SPOOKY

SpongeBob SquarePants vs Peter Pan (Season 2 Premiere)

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