Lyrics:
7am, waking up in the am  
Gotta eat fresh, ovo-lacto vegetarian
Crack it in the bowl, once I heat up my oil
Kill it and skillet, if it ain’t gonna broil
Whip it like Devo, eggheads blushing
Devil or scrambled ain’t no fussin’
If they’re sunny side up
How do you like your eggs?

Whip it like the eggs beat 
Cookin’ like it’s fried meat
Gotta make sunny side up
Breakfast can’t be baked

It’s fried eggs, fried eggs
Gotta get down with fried eggs
Everybody’s cooking eggs when they’re beaten (beaten)
Fried eggs, fried eggs
Getting’  down with fried eggs
Everybody’s cooking eggs when they’re beaten

Margarine Margarine (yeah)
Margarine Margarine (yeah)
Yum Yum Yum Yum
Cookin’ eggs when they’re beaten

Spatula city on the fried eggs
Hot oil splashing on my legs
Yum Yum, you want some?
I’ve got a dozen
I got eggs, you got eggs
Fluffin’ them up so lite (eh)
I got eggs, you got eggs
 English muffin’s delight!

Whisking like these eggs beat
Pan fried medium heat
Gotta make sunny side up
Breakfast can’t be baked

It’s fried eggs, fried eggs 
Gotta get down with fried eggs
Everybody’s cooking eggs when they’re beaten (beaten)
Fried eggs, fried eggs
Getting’  down with fried eggs
Everybody’s cooking eggs when they’re beaten

Margarine Margarine (yeah) 
Margarine Margarine (yeah)
Yum Yum Yum Yum
Cookin’ eggs when they’re beaten

Guess who made the first egg (first egg)
Today I just burst it (burst it)
Me me me I fried it, me I fried it
Sorry ‘bout your soufflé  

Tomorrow is h'orderves, and afterwards, left overs
I ain’t eating eggs not beaten

B and B, bed and breakfast

I’m a beat this and eat this food in
Unless it’s C. dif and wheatless gluten
You know how I roll if my pie-hole’s hungry
I stay calm in a hot napalm Hyundai

I’ll eat anything as long as it’s cooked well done
Son, like egg foo yung (yum)
Pickled pig’s feet and roasted yam
Breakfast of champions green eggs and ham (c’mon)

It’s fried eggs, fried eggs
Gotta get down with fried eggs
Everybody’s cooking eggs when they’re beaten (beaten)
Fried eggs, fried eggs
Getting’  down with fried eggs
Everybody’s cooking eggs when they’re beaten

Margarine Margarine (yeah)
Margarine Margarine (yeah)
Yum Yum Yum Yum
Cookin’ eggs when they’re beaten

It’s fried eggs, fried eggs
Gotta get down with fried eggs
Everybody’s cooking eggs when they’re beaten (beaten)
Fried eggs, fried eggs  
Getting’  down with fried eggs
Everybody’s cooking eggs when they’re beaten

Margarine Margarine (yeah)
Margarine Margarine (yeah)
Yum Yum Yum Yum
Cookin’ eggs when they’re beaten


Fried Eggs (Parody of Rebecca Black's "Friday")

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