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How Ironic. On a Friday.

Thanks to @zukesers for the Instrumental.

Cursed.mp3

Finger Eleven - Paralyzer
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Ram Jam - Black Betty

been a while since i did a paralyzer meme

Thanks to @englishnarwhal for giving some feedback on this mashup before I published it...although after what I'm about to say, maybe they won't want their name associated with this thing. :p

Look, I know that it's none of my business what people call themselves, AND I get why people might describe sex as "breeding," since breeding is formally defined as sexual reproduction between nonhuman animals. And sex and libido, being culturally perceived as primal and instinctual, are easy to think of as animalistic activities. So I get why people would say it - it makes sense, thematically, in a "I wanna fuck you like an animal" sort of way.

But breeding is, like, usually used to describe when people control which animals mate with others to develop offspring with specific, desirable qualities. Ignoring the fact that human breeding is also known as eugenics, I feel like calling yourself breedable is taking away your own agency around sex; it's like saying "do with me what you will, I'm an animal." And look, I get that those kinds of things turn some people on, but personally that just seems, uh, really screwed up. In calling someone "breedable," it feels like like saying "say goodbye to your self-respect and dignity, because your sex life, body, and offspring, are no longer yours to control." I know it's a bit of a hyperbolic interpretation, and I'm sure most people are only saying it for the meme, but it still makes me a little uncomfortable. Maybe I'm just too closed-minded, I dunno.

Anyways, that's why this mashup uses "Closer" as its backbone. More news at 8.

SOURCES:
Disturbia - Rhianna
Closer - Nine Inch Nails
Circus - Britney Spears
Crazy - Gnarls Barkley

Take care!

Honestly, not a fan of people unironically self-labelling as "Breedable"

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