yes, i stole the original idea from dr philluminati
https://soundcloud.com/dr_philluminati/clubbed-from-the-bottom-1

The Matrix Resurrections is coming soon so I better make this joke now

How Ironic. On a Friday.

Thanks to @zukesers for the Instrumental.

Cursed.mp3

Don't be bimby, y'all. Nobody likes you when you're bimby.

Also, it should go without saying, but thanks to @englishnarwhal and @moviedudexd for the inspiration for this joke. 

SOURCES:
Mad World (Cover) - Gary Jules
One - Metallica
Audio from the "Why do women like jerks who treat them like shit" meme
Sound effects from Mario 64

Stay strong!

credit to my friend for giving me the idea

Sources:
Arctic Monkeys - Do I Wanna Know?
Better Call Saul theme

Better Call Alex Turner

ok fine ill make thumbnails again but they are gonna look like ASS and its all your guys fault

Space Age Love Song x Boulevard Of Broken Dreams

enjoy the smooth melodyne usage it takes forever to do sometimes, like this

Space Age Loneliness

Thanks to @englishnarwhal for giving some feedback on this mashup before I published it...although after what I'm about to say, maybe they won't want their name associated with this thing. :p

Look, I know that it's none of my business what people call themselves, AND I get why people might describe sex as "breeding," since breeding is formally defined as sexual reproduction between nonhuman animals. And sex and libido, being culturally perceived as primal and instinctual, are easy to think of as animalistic activities. So I get why people would say it - it makes sense, thematically, in a "I wanna fuck you like an animal" sort of way.

But breeding is, like, usually used to describe when people control which animals mate with others to develop offspring with specific, desirable qualities. Ignoring the fact that human breeding is also known as eugenics, I feel like calling yourself breedable is taking away your own agency around sex; it's like saying "do with me what you will, I'm an animal." And look, I get that those kinds of things turn some people on, but personally that just seems, uh, really screwed up. In calling someone "breedable," it feels like like saying "say goodbye to your self-respect and dignity, because your sex life, body, and offspring, are no longer yours to control." I know it's a bit of a hyperbolic interpretation, and I'm sure most people are only saying it for the meme, but it still makes me a little uncomfortable. Maybe I'm just too closed-minded, I dunno.

Anyways, that's why this mashup uses "Closer" as its backbone. More news at 8.

SOURCES:
Disturbia - Rhianna
Closer - Nine Inch Nails
Circus - Britney Spears
Crazy - Gnarls Barkley

Take care!

Honestly, not a fan of people unironically self-labelling as "Breedable"

Please enjoy this very relevant Fred Durst funny

Hi hello I haven't been sleeping properly

The Rising Of September

I was debating whether or not I should even upload anything today, given that I had uploaded two things this week already. Then I had this stupid idea, and I figured, "Well, it's good enough, I guess."

Funny, even though my filler tracks have the least effort put into them, they're often the ones with the highest return on my time investment. Makes me wonder if I should delete them after all...

SOURCES:
Mambo Number 5 - Lou Bega
Run - AWOLNATION

Take care!

Zero-effort Filler

first "mashup" where i tried to use individual stems to do my own thing. was proud at the time but now it's just a bit clumsy. stuff like this is what gives me hope that i could do original songs if i really put my head down and worked at it.

bassline melody is from New Slaves by Kanye West
drums and effects are from Natural by Moe Shop
funny death grips yell
also Lift Yourself is in there
And Paralyzer because I ran out of ideas

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

never named this one

KELLEN DE VOS - GRAND SLAM

I make things I think are funny.  I'm usually alone in thinking so.

Hi hello I haven't been sleeping properly

Feckless Magicant