because if you tell no ones going to believe you

Oh really? I didn’t see this giant f—

world don’t revolve around you, girl you not the only one

Oh my god what is that

no!😔 thats me if i gave a fuck but girl.

Grill me a cheese.

She ate it!

I swallowed a flashlight :D

I fucking love my dad

bitch do u want me to jump across this table

Monty and music man vibe to this every other day.