dude. lets not get personal or you are going to bear witness to my WILD SIDE.

Happy 6 year anniversary of TRBoCS! I wasn't able to get a video out but I hope this makes up for it! I love you guys and stay tuned for the video release!

TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS
MONOKUMA
VS
THE ANNOYING ORANGE
BEGIN!

Monokuma:
I am Monokuma and I’m your headmaster 
Here to blend a delectable drink to have with my next platter
Bite your tongue, kiddo, it’s way past nya nya time
You’ll find this battle’s like the dictionary, Orange’s got no rhymes
So I’ve got my dukes up 
Flow smooth like butter - Mondokuma
I’ll block your sound like a Deluxe Room
Leave you spinning like a pinwheel pinwheel pinwheel of doom
This orange killer’s the most socially inept in his whole dang kitchen  
Passion Fruit gets your juices flowing? You’re an OJ simp, son
It’s just so sad that you’re a heel, with all your pals made diet meals
In modern times, you can not deal cause now you’ve lost all your a-peel
Broadcasting killing games to leave the flames of hope extinguished
But thinking about it now, I should’ve just went with your show on CN 

Annoying Orange:
Awww, a teddy! Hahahaha, nice diss, bear 
But I’ve felt more despair hanging out with this pear! (Hey!)
So zip it bout your stupid little saga only suiting little toddlers 
They should call it Dangan-romper (hahaha, drop it)
Ayo it’s AO, with the great flows straight from Dane Boe
On the kitchen sink, I’ll be spitting seeds cause I kill the beat, so just lay low
I’m packing more flavor than a bag of Cuties
You perv on kids worse than an ad for Cuties
Your case 3s are the only thing tragic, Koomy
Oh no, wear a mask for his magic cooties!
Your verse is an Ultimate Punishment but all your crushing’s the DJ’s hopes
Sitting and watching the mayhem but all that you’re maiming’s your VA’s throats 
Your little cubs should get ready to write your Mono-File
Cause now you’ll get a taste of my kitchen, orange nya nya style 
In rankings, you can barely make top ten (nya nya)
Like who cares what Enoshima’s loose sock says (nya nya)
Call it orange fever, I’m sick with a diss
So treat me like you and lick up my kids (nya nya)
All your plans to defeat hope, got crushed by a little Alter Ego
I guess it’s true what they say - never meet Chihiros (hahaha)

Kurokuma:
And they I say I talk too much, ha, let’s put this to rest!

Shirokuma:
Can’t stand the heat inside the kitchen? 

The Monokubs:
Then get burned like Celeste!

Monokuma:
Skrrrt
Comparing apple trees to oranges, it’s shocking how far you’ve fallen
But you can just ask Komaru - I’m balling
What happened to you, kiddo? I mean your view count “wazzup”
But your whole crew-
-Crew? Like Among Us? Hahahahaha
-just shut up!
I’ve had it with your insufferable rhymes
So let’s give it all we got, it’s punishment time
When it comes to the kitchen’s biggest weirdos, even Teruteru’s not as abhorrent
Because I’ve been torturing violent knife-equipped psychopaths like it’s just Clockwork, Orange
This ain’t a Jigsaw trap, talk back and it’ll cost you your life
So let me give you some pointers because I’m sharp as a KNIFE
I’ll take your Happy Appy Sausage Party brain destroying channel and I’ll have it canceled
Leave an orange strung up like Hiyoko, ripping my way through this midget asshole
So be glad that I’m putting an end to your shit, buster
I’ll be bombarding your carcass with bars like a body has been diss covered

Annoying Orange:
This is your lesson, huh? Then let me ask this
How’d an AI run by Junko go out of fashion
Today your Fangans are the only reason that people stick 
So treat your efforts like one of them - cease and desist
I left my mark on the internet, you’re a virus gone out of control
Better call you Liam the Leprechaun, cause you’re losing the gold  
I know your mastermind’s struggling to get it together
But hey, it wouldn’t be the first time she was crushed under pressure

Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Instrumental by Dansonn
Additional Instruments by Snakebite126
Kitchen Background by Fightmarker

The Annoying Orange vs Monokuma. Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans

Fuck you it's Boyfriend vs Slim Shady

Spidey Fam as Boyfriend
Nathan Provost as Slim Shady
Written by Serena
Additional help by Fightmarker
Produced by H3 Music
Mixed and Mastered by Serena

Slim Shady
Hi kids! Do you like Friday Night Funkin? (yeah!)
and the constant crap mods that are dropping? 
I swear I’d rather shove a gerbil up my ass
Than look at this virgin, simping, blue haired jackass
I’m in the basement with Dre, making hits and smoking bowls
While your fans are down there waiting for mom to bring the pizza rolls
You really blow, you got no dough while I’m a highlight every show
You gotta know, that matching my talent is just impossible
You really expect me to believe you’re 19?
So fucking short I’m not able to trace you at the crime scene
Not a tight squeeze, I’ll shove your girl in the trunk
An axe, some gloves, some acid, still don’t give a funk 

Boyfriend
Oh real original making fun of my height
How’d you work with a doctor and your career still died
I may fight with my girlfriend, and sometimes I don’t listen
But at least I don’t fucking abuse her like Kim (kick it!)
There’s a slim chance you’re beating me I’m shooting my rhymes with precision
You’re a villain, I stay winning, beating this dude with no bitches
I admit you were a legend, but now Marshall’s just coping
Hoping, he’ll go back to the days of provoking
Evoking, these feelings from the press and the crowd
But he now says “bor-nana” and he’s proud
What now? You’re stuck in the 90s as a has-been
With a style aged poorly and gone out of fashion

Slim Shady
I really don’t get it, do you hate me or not?
Might be the ganja, but you sound like a robot
With your bleeps and bloops, and your kooky crew
You’re acting straight to cover up the dude you blew
Every single level is just the same old shit
Flip the script, make out with Daddy Dearest
Write the priorities down, make a fucking shopping list
At the top write “Suck Slim Shady’s dick”

Boyfriend
Jesus and I thought your first verse was bland
Good to know in 20 years your writing can’t expand
You’re missing all the notes, you’re at the end of the line
Shame you suck at the genre you redefined 
You got a million copycats, I’m one of a kind
But all those copycat rappers, they’re ones that you’ve signed
You’re the guide, brainwash all those young minds
Peace out loser, from ninjamuffin99

Slim Shady Vs Boyfriend. Rap Battle Arena Bonus Battle. (Feat. Nathan Provost and Spidey Fam)

I might repurpose aspects of this battle for upcoming future projects but I've determined that this no longer counts as an AvA (id consider them both animation) and this specific project wasn't going anywhere anyways. I'm still pretty happy with how this demo sounds though, I think there are some neat writing bits in here and I wanna upload it so its archived. Only the first verse was done. This was heavily inspired by Eminem's album Relapse.

Dated July 2022

Sarah:
Let’s kick it back to the sixties, witness the tragedy
That happened betwixt a pack of misfits amidst a gathering
Had some drinks, then we blacked out, my pals began to get mad at me
Lashed out and started bashing me with shit and left me out to bleed
When they found out that I passed away, they were panicked
Hauled ass to the nearest lake, tossed my body in, then drove fast away
After waking, I found out that I was trapped in a game to seek out and capture the traitors who stabbed my back that day
So that’s my whole tragic backstory, now my sanity has decayed to a fragile state
You think you can relate?
The mascot of Disney’s business practices acts as if now he gets how his faculty have to live in his factories?
Well, I’m no activist, Mickey, but hear me out
I could grab you and take you back with me, turn that sadness to apathy
But wow, it seems that I would have nobody left to trap with me, rat, cuz you really haven’t got any loved ones or family
Make like your Episode, get lost and quickly
Only site of hell you’re sharing’s the creepypasta wiki
Now this rodent is abandoned by both god and Disney
Like he took the head off Photo Negative Costumed Mickey
Michael, Martin and Luther bow, I’m a King to them
But this isn’t a dream, it’s a nightmare, they’ll never sleep again 
This loop is loopy thinkin’ he can overcome a god
If you wanna battle, make another fuckin’ Funkin mod

Written by Eddiefrb
Art by Valonide
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb
Beat prod. by Anywaywell

(SCRAPPED UNFINISHED DEMO) Suicidemouse.avi vs Needlem0use (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

Filthy Frank
Filthy Frank motherfucker, Bitch
Yeah I saw your fucking show and that shit was fucking cringe
You couldn’t even make Pink Guy smile-”ey boss”-not even closely 
So if you’re claiming the GOAT then fucker I’m your Goatsee
Yeah fuck you man- you’ve fucked up more times than he has
And this is MY rap battle fuck off to the ricefields with the rest
Losing a Rap Battle? You should kill yourself!
OH YEAH do it Like Right Now!

Eric Andre
Today’s guest is obsessed with uh hentai
Famous cause he dressed in a pink zentai 
And then starting air fucking to some EDM music
And fucked that genre with that trend worse than some Skrillex (audience laughter)
The Nickelodeon Girls, you yoniked your spoinky to Frank (audience laughs)
Are the same guests on my late night show getting PRANKED! (audience laughs)
You inspired a generation of kids to be intolerant assholes (audience laughs)
And- god can you shut the fuck up? (silence)

Hannibal
That’s fucked up man why’d you do that man

Eric Andre
Even Lil Nas loves my show, cause i’m not a homophobic bitch
Who, if I look in my notes here, allegedly touches kids
Who started these allegations? I did, cause it’s true
But welcome my next guest-

Announcer: 
-Hannibal’s Busting Through!

Hannibal Buress:
Morpheus, Dorpheus
Orpheus, go eat some walruses
orifices
Red pill, blue pill
Morpheus, Walruses
Seashells by the Seashorpheus

Filthy Frank
Okay then, so it’s my turn right 

Eric Andre
What's up with your voice

Frank
What?

Eric
Like why do you sound like that

Frank 
I have throat cancer

Eric
...okay

Frank
Tell double Chin Chin that he better shut it now
I've seen better flow come from rappers on soundcloud 
Papa Franku is god, greatest of all time
I spit the sickest shit, and now I’ll turn it into wine

*gun shots*

Eric Andre
Who killed Frank? Besides Joji
Let’s go to the streets to see they remember you brosky

Random Guy on the street
Yeah I don’t know who this Filthy DeFranco geek is

Hannibal
Let's give a quick shout out to the homie Creep Switch

Pause for applause 

Eric Andre 
the best rapper since Logic so you best not be forgetting
I’m rocking like 3/11, you’re shitting like 9/11
Look I’m no MLK but I think this guy’s a racist
So Google show me Frank’s balls…

Frank
Wh-what does it say

Eric

You have testicular cance-

Frank
FU-

Filthy Frank Vs Eric Andre. rap battle. by fightmarker

Light_IWNL as Freddy Fazbear
Matt Raichous as Bonnie the Bunny
garbageGothic as Chica the Chicken
Vladimyr P. as Foxy the Pirate

MetaMachine as Duck Guy
King Can Productions as Yellow Guy
MidgeCat as Red Guy
Eric the Audible as Sketchbook


WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S
AGAINST
DON’T HUG ME I’M SCARED
BEGIN


Freddy Fazbear:
So I’ll step up to the Mic if you think I can’t pack a bite
But how do you get this idea when Fazbear will bring your Fright!?

Bonnie the Bunny:
I could win this Solo; dissing puppets and a hobo
Our Silver Eyes can see that these robots will bring your End-o

Chica the Chicken:
My screws are loose from you now I’m so glad ya took the night shift!
Celebrate Victory cuz your “grotesque work” was lousier than Mike Schmidt’s!

Foxy the Pirate:
Y-Y-YAR! I’m cunning, my design’s stunning while you three are on the fritz
I’m running properly whilst you’re underdeveloped like a kid!

Freddy Fazbear:
We’re Robin’ victories like souls and we’ll forever take the gold

Foxy the Pirate:
Don’t underestimate me, matey or you’ll be hooked in Pirate’s Cove!

Chica the Chicken:
bet you’re shocked we’ll leave you dropped because your show was such a flop!

Bonnie the Bunny:
You couldn’t ever drop the bass and a win? You couldn’t Cop.


Duck Guy:
Eh, Pesky Bees, stop the noise, 

Yellow Guy:
it’s not my birthday

Red Guy:
They’re just little kids trapped in bots who think that they’re on broadway
Turn the Paige for a new chapter.. but your defeat’s still in the book

Yellow Guy:
Their games are like the color green.. Ain’t that right Sketchbook? (Paige): Yeah!

Yellow Guy:
Matpat was right, 

Duck Guy:
you improvise your games, 

Red Guy:
with no real story.
Click onto our episodes if you want this to get gory

Duck Guy:
Your Help is never Wanted, though it seems something is wrong

Yellow Guy:
Weren’t they supposed to get a movie? Guess that didn’t last long. 
Cuz your games are fading; and you’re no longer the trending fad
But it seems you all AR(e) micro-soft, quite unlike my dad

Duck Guy:
I couldn’t compute why they meddled with us, as they are not on par with the win we settled

Red Guy:
So I wonder what will happen when we scrap these hunks of metal.


Chica the Chicken:
Let’s beat ‘em and Eat ‘em up! But I guess not enough is on the plate!

Foxy the Pirate:
You couldn’t ever be the flashlight that be making Foxy P-Irate

Bonnie the Bunny:
So just quit clownin’ around; your gimmicks’ cheaper than our salary

Freddy Fazbear:
And these kids will go missing when they glitch out of reality

Bonnie the Bunny:
For your belated murder

Foxy the Pirate:
There’s a P-Party Inside.

Freddy Fazbear:
Where Freddy Files you a pink slip

Chica the Chicken:
then we’ll fine dine and you’ll die!

Freddy Fazbear:
You weren’t ready for Freddy

ALL:
and Friends to shred ya’ to confetti

Freddy Fazbear:
But Your friends are not forever cuz I’ll eat them like spaghetti


Yellow Guy:
That verse seemed a little rustic so go drown yourself in Oil

Red Guy:
Seems you spat too little heat but still managed to burn your coils?

Duck Guy:
You’re running out of timmee!-

Red Guy:
Uh.. too bad your programs couldn’t think of more creative rhymes

Duck Guy:
Your victory is just a theory; your game’s overdone and dreary

Yellow Guy:
The bird eats the worms 

Duck Guy:
more like the wannabe Chuck E
Who spat Cheesy like their Pizza’s 

Red Guy:
boost them out the booth, 

Yellow Guy:
It's game over!

Red Guy:
And now I’m pulling the plug because their mommies need closure


WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE


Written by: Vlad
Beat Producer: Beatg33kz
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad
FNAF Cover Art Renders by EddieFRB

Five Nights at Freddy's vs Don't Hug Me I'm Scared. Sinister Rap Battles

Main Cast:
RNG as The Engineer 
M!CAH as Ned Kelly

Beat by 2Deep
Mixed by: Danii
Written by: Cri
Thumbnail by: Rabi
Art: 3ple (Borrowed from Dilly!)

Battle:

The Engineer:
Listen partner, you don't want to get a battle started 
Though I know problems’ll come given the path you've charted
Got 11 degrees and machines to blow past your defenses 
But with all of those crimes you think you’d have some sort of cents/sense, kid

Now I respect a man for fighting for what he believed in
But you shouldn't let a hostage spoil your plans for the weekend
Father wouldn't spill a drop, see. He went 6 feet deep to dropsy
And I actually solve my problems, that's where we are different

Now listen, I get your name is a bit of an icon
But ya let your fortress crumble with no team left to rely on
And with the mile long pages of your manifesto tainted
It wouldn’t take any cosmetics to let the walls get painted (Nope)

To some your a hero, to others a villain
From saving a kid from drowning, to in and out of prison
Was chasing horses around instead of horsing around
But life would Short Circuit when uncle let Power down

Ned Kelly:
It's quite comical thinking that you're the type to make a difference 
When you’re called to complete a few tasks whilst I'm on a mission
Efficient in my vision, and I don’t mean to make a scene
But like the skin ‘round ya hand I’m about to break the seams 

Left your team in the dust so your boss could continue her destruction
While my name’s become iconic for putting a stop to corruption
A Gunslinger shooting sloppy shots isn't good I reckon
Everything’s bigger in Texas including the hole in ya head, dick

But I don’t think he’d understand, cause this lad seems quite dense
Yells “cheers” with a beer and calls that his defense
And how he still has any relevance is a bit of a mystery
Since the backstory of this cunts family is far more interesting 

And I’d know a thing or two about that, followed my father’s footsteps 
Would say the same for you, but he doesn’t have a foot left
Man was a walking forklift before his brains were scattered 
Cause I am Ned Kelly and you’re a dead bastard

The Engineer:
I don't think you know what you're getting into 
When you’re taking shot for no legs but that's exactly how the cops could get you
Either they be dead or imprisoned your family tree is broken
Seems that the noose wasn't the only thing that left you choking

Ya think roping your siblings into your mess makes you look tough
I mean ya got tons to spare, parents figured eight is enough
Aim a shot at your head, pull the trigger: you’re dead
And when Ned’s full of lead no way he's getting up again

Ned Kelly:
Oh don’t act like you're better than the rest of your crew
You see an obstacle in your way and now its a target to shoot
But when a Con crosses Kelly a mechanic’s getting caught in trouble
When the real life Iron Man leaves your machines as mere rubble

Oh now, don't get your overalls all twisted up mate
Even if displays of flames are what make you shit the place
And yes they hung me up but my legacy last beyond a fight
So hats off as his story meets its end, such is life

The Engineer vs Ned Kelly - TF2 vs Anything (ft. RNG and M!CAH)

Boom Boom vs. Papyrus - Mario vs. Anything!


Snakebite126 As Papyrus 


RaccoonBroVA As Boom Boom


WAN As Kamek


Art by WAN


Mixed by Jort


Chiselled by Raisu Battle


Written by King Ducky


Research assistance from King Wallace & We Think company


Beat prod. Anywaywell & Glitchdude


Papyrus:

I'm known as the great Papyrus, not afraid to get straight to violence !!! 

Skeletons don't have brains inside us, yet you're the one who's insane and mindless !!!

Those limbs won't stay, they'll fly off! The way that you’re swaying exciting your arms when you charge,

Dizzily maiming and fighting with walls, makes sense that he's not invited to Mario Kart !!!


You're a disgrace of a brute, you grab your tongue have it taped to my shoe

This headache should be used to the taste of a boot! (Nyhehehehehee!)

This inane goof is way overused, devs are too lazy to make something new

So they stay with the same gameplay loop, and gamers stray away by playing a flute !!!


Because of this awesomest brawn that I got Undyne knows I've a shot at the Royal Guard !!! 

But my chances will not top all of the stomps you call “plots” that been foiled are

So better get Kamek for backup his magic will hand you the chance of 

Not napping in battle when you get all tired out madly attempting to land an attack on !!!


Boom Boom:

As those doors crashed open and ya began rattling off dad jokes

I can now understand why in Smash-Bros, only Sans shows

Ya stand so tall yet ya trapped in that fat jokes shadow

Must be tampering with ya eyes, you can't see past it like a lamp post!


And those puzzles put me to rest n’ yet I still get something from them lesser quests

If I put my foot up at your head ya eyes should be xs when I step on em! 

His schemes are literally a walk in the park, all would know that id drop him easy

Sans and you must be the rotting-up corpses of Wario and Waluigi! 


IIIIM BOOM BOOM BOOM B-BOOM B-BOOM BOOM Like how ya traps blow up in ya face!

THE HUGE NUKE OF THE KOOPA TROOP Meanwhiiiiile ya got nothing to say!

Skinny bones ain't no meaty opponent one shitty throw could leave him beat and broken

The utmost weakest joke in Snowdin holding pity votes as a means of coping!


Papyrus:

Pissed off? I would be too if I only exist cuz of a pit stop

Which rots at the center of worlds: This mid boss is a mid boss (Nyeh-heh-heh!)

Now comes my secret move which defeats a goon in 3 in tune hits

It would leave you confused and seeing stars but it seems you beat me to it !!! 


WHAT, These stupid dogs have ruined it all, including both you and this new sup one

Whos useless boss has been used so much, won't needa beat ya to know you fell off !!!

Your putrid plot is moving left and right, at best can fly, SANS, THE PESTICIDE !!!

He spent his life endlessly obsessed with guys who tend to best his efforts every time !!!  


Kamek:

Once upon a time a boneless sidekick had his hopes to fight and

Be Royal guard but was regarded as too barebones and kind

He thought humankind as slow n spineless cuz they had chosen violence 

But then Frisk came along…


Boom Boom:

Could say that they left ya open minded! (Kamek: OHHHHH!!!)


Gonna be honest ready? it's easy to know what pastas from your awful recipe

If one chomp and there's vomit on his top already then it's gotta be Paps spaghetti!

Ya blue hearts been botchin’ any shot it gets yet he still pretends to be all optimistic

So I'd call it fittin that you're the skeleton here your love lifes nonexistent!

Boom Boom vs. Papyrus - Mario vs. Anything!

Watch the video for this battle! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Z6Iw-S6RvU&t

Welcome back to Shimario's Rap Battles! Today we have a battle between 2 variations of some of the most iconic gaming sidekicks there are. We have Tails Doll, the creepy Tails replica and well known creepypasta, and Weegee, the face of Youtube Poop. Comment down below who you think won the battle, and feel free to leave suggestions for future battles as well!

Around this time last year, I released a battle that was apart of the 100 hour challenge. This year we once again did the challenge, except instead of working in teams, we worked in duos. I partnered with GamingPlush64, and we've spent the past few days making this.. thing. Enjoy!

Shimario as Tails Doll
(You're here already silly)

GamingPlush64 as Weegee
https://www.youtube.com/@GamingPlush64

Written by: Shimario and GamingPlush64
Beat Produced by: Diamond Style
Beat Arranged by: GamingPlush64
Mixed by: GamingPlush64
Puppet Work by: GamingPlush64
Thumbnail by: Rabi

LYRICS: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1dM6G33bBX0xr6iQ8vfPWPPEE29G4vBN5EkjDSlhNoNI/edit?usp=sharing

Thanks for listening! Not sure when I'll post next, but whatever it is I hope you guys have a ball with it.

Weegee vs Tails Doll - Shimario's Rap Battles

birthday surprise :eyes:
Fightmarker as Annoying Orange
SuperDuper24 as OJ Simpson
Written by Fightmarker, and DaneBoe
Beat by Dan Skinner
Mixed by Fightmarker, and also DaneBoe
Video 👀

Rap Battle! 
OJ Simpson!

OJ: 
Yeah I’d just like this orange here…and maybe those gloves back there too

Cashier:
Okay, would you like a rap with that sir?

OJ:
A bag? Sure.

Cashier:
No, a rap. 

OJ:
What

Cashier:
Like a rap battle.

OJ:
What’s up?

Cashier:
okay…you’re gonna rap battle this orange

OJ:
Uh wh-okay

Annoying Orange:
Hey OJ, Hey! Rapping isn’t very fitting
the only bars you should know are the ones inside a prison 
Fuck this blood and gore guy, he doesn’t have fortnite
Remind you of evidence when my rhymes cut like your KNIFE
Hahahahaha get it? Because he killed his wife
Like somebody switch the channel from NFL to CSI
Damn bro, the only time an OJ joke kills
How ironic, a killer in the Buffalo Bills



OJ
I’m Orenthal James Simpson, and those allegations are a hoax 
They only call me the Juice cause you know I got the flow!
I applaud Mr. Orange’s team but they all better rush out
Cause since 2010 Daneboe has never scored touchdowns
Hall of Famer, Movie Star, Athlete and nothing else
Late Night Show appearances, and the best in the NFL
My fame knocks down any man, compared to me you’re just a snack
Cause I’ll be forever be known as The Bills’ greatest running back

Annoying Orange
Running back? Maybe running back to your mansion 
After eating McDonalds and giving your wife some McStabbings
This is me vs your knife like an ERBoKitchenry
Check out his new book: If I did kill the beat
Kids left when you made your wife coated crimson
You’re the worst Family Guy since Homer Simpson
OJ Simpson, nice fucking verse
Can you do this “Do what?” Not be a fucking murderer
you’re dumb if you didn’t or you’re not a good liar
Your thought process when writing was slower than your hostage’s tires
and you wanna know why I didn’t mention anything else you did
Because before that trial in ‘95 did you really even do shit? 

OJ
I don’t know what you’re talking about, hold on I gotta take this
Hello? “I know you did it” oh fuck goddammit shit
You’re so fucking annoying, can you mind your own business 
You know what, fuck you, yes Orange I did it
And what are you gonna do about it you’re a fucking fruit dude 
I could kill you right now and you still wouldn’t get clicks on Youtube
You had a viral vid, raising to the top, you were soarin’ 
Then everyone moved on to the next trend but that’s just Clockwork Orange
sitting on the ranks of Fred, one tweet and I’m back in the public eyes
It’s like you said KNIFE to your whole damn channel and watched it all fucking die
in just 2 minutes I confessed to everything son 
So yeah the runningback is running over your reruns


Annoying Orange 
Hey OJ, Hey OJ, Guess What?!

OJ:
What 

Annoying Orange:
FBI!

*FBI Storm the supermarket and arrest OJ Simpson on the spot as he screams in agony*

Annoying Orange vs OJ Simpson. rap battle. by fightmarker.

A very happy Halloween to all of you who have been waiting for this battle for YEARS. We have faux reality show host, Chris McLean, pitted up against one of the single most iconic slashers in cinema, Jason Voorhees! Enjoy!

CAST:
Mr. Tibbs as Jason Voorhees
Jacuto as Chris McLean

LYRICS:
JASON VOORHEES:
Rising from the grave; it looks like Jason Lives
What is this, Dramarama? I’m not here to fucking babysit
I’m menacingly idle but your plots move even slower
So now this Killer Bass is coming for a Screaming Gopher
My silence spawns screams and leaves no Survivors
You sound like you were voiced by a surfer from Fiverr
You use your show as an excuse for you to pick on kids
Total Drama my ass, you’re on some Jigsaw shit
I’ve been to space in the future and my shit’s more grounded
Should I have put this in a song for you to wrap your head around it?
Your chatty head’s getting washed up on this Jersey Shore
Trust me, I’ve dealt with annoying psychopaths before

CHRIS MCLEAN:
Alright campers, to qualify for your next meal
Your challenge for today is to figure out this dude’s deal
Pull-Up on me all you want. This momma’s boy should change his pampers
‘Cause it looks like someone’s not a very happy camper
When you fell in the lake I bet you probably pissed in fear
But your view of the bottom must’ve been Crystal clear
I can tell you’re not the smartest, giving head starts to your targets
I’m the host with the most- (Jason interrupts) what, criminal charges?

JASON VOORHEES:
The goal of your show was to leave people frightened
But it blew up in your face worse than Pahkitew Island
Your psyche is fueled by others’ pain and despair
Like, dude... how the fuck are you still on the air?!
You drew together a format that was a low effort clone
Let me show you real Action when you’re in the woods alone
My kill count is boundless, bet you wish you could match it
But you got Chef, though I’d do better work with a Hatchet
You’re the craziest and weakest foe I’ve ever faced
Did it ever Don on you that that’s why you got replaced?

CHRIS MCLEAN:
Hah, good one, Gretzky, but I gotta stop ya
Cos your fame is sinking faster than Camp Wawanakwa
Ey yo, take it easy, I know you’re in a cruel mood
But taking my campers from me? Not cool dude
An encounter in the woods may find this zombie solo
But I know who pulls the strings of this swampy Quasimodo
And if that rings a bell, unless my story’s wrong
I’m referring to the Archback of Votre Dame
You’re known for a series where every entry is lame
So your immunity won’t protect you from the Dock of Shame
Don’t rock the Boat of Losers, more than ties may be severed
Now go to hell, Jason, and don’t come back… e-ver

Cover Art by Commander Jacob
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Chris McLean Vs. Jason Voorhees | Gridline Rap Battles Season 3

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