For anyone wondering, this is a refrence to Scott The Woz’s Game Room episode where he says wasting $40 is required for video game or something. He used Chibi Robo Zip Lash for a visual example

I just wanna say the person here playing the anger video game nerd is doing it perfectly 

I unironically cannot get over how much I genuinely love this what the hell.

3 years later, and this finally got to it's completition, in the best way possible

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It's Tough To Be A God (The Road To El Dorado) - Metal Cover By Caleb Hyles And Jonathan Young

Rouxls Kaard vs. Kokichi Oma (ft. Snakebite126)

Mega Man - Metal Man - With Lyrics by Man on the Internet ft. @Stelyost

Filthy Frank
Filthy Frank motherfucker, Bitch
Yeah I saw your fucking show and that shit was fucking cringe
You couldn’t even make Pink Guy smile-”ey boss”-not even closely 
So if you’re claiming the GOAT then fucker I’m your Goatsee
Yeah fuck you man- you’ve fucked up more times than he has
And this is MY rap battle fuck off to the ricefields with the rest
Losing a Rap Battle? You should kill yourself!
OH YEAH do it Like Right Now!

Eric Andre
Today’s guest is obsessed with uh hentai
Famous cause he dressed in a pink zentai 
And then starting air fucking to some EDM music
And fucked that genre with that trend worse than some Skrillex (audience laughter)
The Nickelodeon Girls, you yoniked your spoinky to Frank (audience laughs)
Are the same guests on my late night show getting PRANKED! (audience laughs)
You inspired a generation of kids to be intolerant assholes (audience laughs)
And- god can you shut the fuck up? (silence)

Hannibal
That’s fucked up man why’d you do that man

Eric Andre
Even Lil Nas loves my show, cause i’m not a homophobic bitch
Who, if I look in my notes here, allegedly touches kids
Who started these allegations? I did, cause it’s true
But welcome my next guest-

Announcer: 
-Hannibal’s Busting Through!

Hannibal Buress:
Morpheus, Dorpheus
Orpheus, go eat some walruses
orifices
Red pill, blue pill
Morpheus, Walruses
Seashells by the Seashorpheus

Filthy Frank
Okay then, so it’s my turn right 

Eric Andre
What's up with your voice

Frank
What?

Eric
Like why do you sound like that

Frank 
I have throat cancer

Eric
...okay

Frank
Tell double Chin Chin that he better shut it now
I've seen better flow come from rappers on soundcloud 
Papa Franku is god, greatest of all time
I spit the sickest shit, and now I’ll turn it into wine

*gun shots*

Eric Andre
Who killed Frank? Besides Joji
Let’s go to the streets to see they remember you brosky

Random Guy on the street
Yeah I don’t know who this Filthy DeFranco geek is

Hannibal
Let's give a quick shout out to the homie Creep Switch

Pause for applause 

Eric Andre 
the best rapper since Logic so you best not be forgetting
I’m rocking like 3/11, you’re shitting like 9/11
Look I’m no MLK but I think this guy’s a racist
So Google show me Frank’s balls…

Frank
Wh-what does it say

Eric

You have testicular cance-

Frank
FU-

Filthy Frank Vs Eric Andre. rap battle. by fightmarker

Battle! Penny with lyrics by Junosongs

he's literally me

CREDITS

Kieran: Juno
Lyrics, Art, Audio, Video: Juno

Original Song: Battle! Kieran, from Pokémon Scarlet and Violet

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Battle! Kieran WITH LYRICS - Pokémon Scarlet & Violet (The Teal Mask) Cover

By Juno Songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYQPs5KslHs

Mochi Mochi With Lyrics by Juno Songs

Mr Hippo: 
My friend, it seems that you’ve met your demise
I mean you’ve gotta be stuffed, just look at your size!
But that doesn’t matter, in this fight I’ll be the one who’s king
When I make those eyeball rings tumble back over the ring!
Why don't you sit for a while? Seems you’re already beat!
I could drape you with a cloth while I turn up the heat
You’ll get beat to a pulp, you will wish you were dead!
I’m running circles round ya like all of the fruits in your head
I gotta say, I highly doubt that your weak spot is your gut
When you’re belchin home to mommy from the kid’s uppercut
and, your mother, I wonder, is she still around?
Does she know her son would rather wear a belt than the crown?
That reminds me of a time, I was with my pal Orville
We took a trip to the zoo, and what we saw there was horrible
I could have sworn it was you, except a bit more adorable.. 
Even Nedbear’s got looks that are more bearable!
Ah, sorry bout that, if it hadn’t been for me
They might have put your face on games outside of the Wii
I mean, it was always gonna end this way,
You know, battling a half robot half hippopotamus.. I guess you could call it a robo-potamus.. That’s very strange is it not? I mean, who even comes up with an idea like that?

King Hippo: 
AGGGH, little robot stop yapping
Talk any longer, King Hippo will be napping
Why silly old man facing me here anyway?
You make heavy players wait? HIPPO IS A HEAVYWEIGHT
King Hippo no care you rip off of Fazbear
I rip off your spring locks, giving you a jump scare
You trash and the gang, me the king in the ring!
Here's the thing, PUNCH STING, BELL GO DING DING DING
YOU NO HIPPO, you ramble and you drag out the death
A REAL HIPPO kill the guard and chew up what is left
Look at your pal, it is clear he doesn’t want you around,
Watch him drop you a like frozen bird that's hitting the ground
Me the beast with the jaws that you leap inside of
Watch you weep and cry from one sweep of my glove
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE HIPPO IN THE RING, Mr. Hypocrite,
Say you’re mediocre, BUT GEEZER ISN’T EVEN IT

Mr Hippo: 
That's neither here nor there, sounds like you’re unaware
That there’s traces of cancer in your underwear
Despite that, you still sold them to all of your fans?
This boxer’s pair of boxers hold the only punch he lands!
How are you weak to the others and claim you still got the throne?
Forget the manhole cover, you could eat a man WHOLE!
And yet, a smaller guy was enough for the crown,
Reminds me of a time… OH WAIT, THAT’S NOW!
Pick up those shorts friend, OH, I gotta admit
I realized you want the belt cuz it’s your only fit
A-and you just won't listen, they’ve been saggin’ for years
Are you sure that Mike Tyson didn’t bite off your ears?
You lacked flow and you choked, barely knew what was happenin!
Turning to a brighter blue, more than you were on Captain N!
And it’s true, ever since, you’ve only been a contender
So just retire from boxing and go back to selling your blenders

King Hippo: 
Hahaha, this battle is joke!
CALL REFEREE, Hipp-opponent is broke!
Get off of my circuit, your circuits are withered 
Even your magnet can stick to the point better!
Should have tagged in the frog, maybe then you hip hop
But you made like the bear, and spat noise until your head popped
You and your crew should never 1v1 me
you colored like fruit, AND THIS HIPPO HUNGRY HUNGRY
You are losing your mind, I agree with the elephant
Everything that you said was completely irrelevant
With your sour flow, you aren’t worth the dough
Your brain must be duck because it start to implode
Unlike the duck, I eat, feast, and thrive
Robot need a battery in the ass to survive
So keep your sandwiches and bland disses at park,
You meant to be scary? You lack bite and bark!
In both rapping and fighting, you were easy to beat
Did they stuff you with Glass Joe? You’re so feeble and weak! 
When you lose in this fight, you’ll have a story alright
Punch you out like Sandman, Ultimate Custom NIGHT NIGHT

Mr. Hippo (FNaF) Vs King Hippo (Punch Out!!) -RAP BATTLE-

The Lich Yard with Lyrics - Shovel Knight Halloween Musical Bytes by MOTI

ふくろう4 F I R E 2 F L I E S 0    シティ - Owl City X MACINTOSH PLUS

The Trashman

i'm sorry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csRPJ5GCGy8

scout has a passionate discussion about chickens for almost a minute

Ловите машап двух моих любимых песен,которые создают невероятную атмосферу при прослушивании.

Ｓｔｒａｎｇｅ Ｍｅｓｓａｇｅｓ 奇妙な呼び出し 1989 / El Huervo + Macintosh Plus MASHUP

-LYRICS-
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1r5EykxH8Xfh_4N7YC1uy3zxbOFmxvG4ek6P8pjOKfbM/edit?usp=sharing

Jontron vs Scott The Woz. rap battle. by fightmarker.

SMG4 War Of The Fat Italians 2020 Rap Battle

the audios from my Epic Gamer Rap Battles

pfp drawing by TripleStabber

youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClNJgoh_a9oYoLenAR0RzGg

hurt by paradise, wanted by hell, he is the grim reaper, and he has a gun

Jontron vs Scott The Woz. rap battle. by fightmarker.

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