Favorite Battles

Favorite Rap Battles

Here you'll find my favorite battles of this year! Why wasn't I able to do this last year? Because I wasn't around long enough to see all the battles, thus not allowing me to make a full list of my favorite battles. With that in mind, I hope you enjoy my list for this year!

Fawful's Favorite Rap Battles of 2021

Favorite Battles of 2021

Favorite 2021 battles

Drew’s playlist 💙🥺🐥✨

Fightmarker as Pico
Kamren as Baldi
Written by Fight, Cole, and Rabi
Beat by InsaneBeatz
Baldi SFM by Fightmarker
Pico TN art by Nooby
Mixed by Mightfarker

Pico’s School
School’s in! Guns out! There’s nowhere to run now!
And looking at this dumb clown, it’s clear you broke no New Grounds
Whether it’s beatboxing or rap, I always got the strap!
It’s Flash vs Trash, I’ll Blam This Piece of Crap!
made goth kids drop quick, a site’s what I started
then I look over to your audience how’s your fanbase more toxic
You’re running out of clicks, new modes and field trips
Now you’re ending up just flinging shit at the wall till it sticks!
Smoke you out like herbs, you get on my nerves
Observed this stalking perve, being put on a list is what you deserve
claim to be ironic, then make profit off the tropes you stole, dick
So doubt anything you can spit compares to the shots that I’ve Unloaded

Baldi
Wow! That was horrible! Too much profanity 
Don’t know what I’d imagine, when he’d parodied a tragedy 
Educating’s my profession so I’ll teach this offensive kid a lesson
Cause intolerant tools like you should be rotting in detention!
I’m loved worldwide, just ask my Kickstarter backers
While this kid was abandoned and replaced with Castle Crashers
I see you’re failing in all your classes that’s quite a shame but 
I’ll still give you a reward
it’s Baldeez Nuts
Seeing how these edgy rebels act, I find it perplexing 
That like Flash Player, you and Nene fail to have a connection
Violence in my school is forbidden, just you being here makes me pissed
And with your how site treats Tankman, seems not even they want you to exist

Pico’s School
I’m Uber, you’re an Ubër kid, so let me get this through to you, teach’
Rulers are out of the equation when I pack two of these Uzis
Don’t rap against me Baldi, this ain’t something to lose your head over
Not my fault you’re running this track like you were tripped back by B Soda!
Don’t need Darnell to Play with Fire, I’m the inextinguishable dickhead slayer!
While your fame’s quickly descending; Baldi’s falling down the Elevator!
Now before you drop dead, try this problem instead
My gun’s lead plus your bald head equals me coating the walls red!

Baldi
I heard every line you said were those meant to make me upset?
Cause you were just blowing smoke, like one of your cigarettes 
But you managed to finally kill your verse with your Funkin’ Night band!
Now the only thing left for you to do is GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN
HERE’S A LESSON MORE IMPACTFUL THAN JUST APPLES AND BANANAS
A MASSACRE TO MAKE YOU PRAY FOR SHOOTOUTS WITH CASANDRA
ALL YOUR DISSES PHASED THROUGH YOU SHOULD FIX YOUR AIM DUDE
VIEWER’S DEVICES ARE UNABLE TO PROCESS THE BEATING I JUST GAVE YOU

Baldi
ha...

Pico's School vs Baldi's Basics. rap battle. by fightmarker.

FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS! The slimy headline chaser J. Jonah Jameson debates the red-faced liar Alex Jones! Who will push the other off their platform?! 

Video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJjecO_yFIQ

►Alex Jones voiced by Skitzy (me)

►J. Jonah Jameson voiced by Raichous 
@raichousrapbattles

►Mixed by Freshy Kanal
@freshy-kanal

►Thumbnail made by Fightmarker
@fightmarker 

►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►
Alex Jones Verse 1 
_____________________________________________ 
 Now let me make something ENTIRELY CLEAR.
 I’m a bear, A MENACE, with rhetoric to fear!
 Hear your son spittin’ Venom at his wife, no doubt!
 Smear your tax return status like your journalist clout. 
 Cause unlike you, I fight the Super-Powers!
 Send all of your SuperPAC Villains, SHIT, even Howard!
 Trump’s got my back, so we’ll stomp this Boy Scout!
 And you better not act out, if you want that corp bailout!
 Info Wars are a-brewin, when Fake News are a-stewin!
 I’ll getcha blood pressure risin, when I’m interviewin!
 SO IT’S MONO E MONO FUCKER! YOU DON’T ALARM ME!
 I’LL EASILY DECK A DOUCHE WHO CAN’T MAKE HIS OWN COFFEE!

 JJJ Verse 1
_____________________________________________
 Just my luck, another one of the daily nutcases!
 But I GUESS I’M “REPORTING” BASICS TO A SADIST!
 Here’s a Headline, “Rip-Off O'Reilly Ran Off the Web!”
 Make that Spider Menace jealous with a face that red!
 I’M THE J-J-J, THE TRIPLE H OF THE BIZ!
 WHILE THE K-K-K SOURCES THE LIES OF YOUR DISS!
 In journalism, entertaining nutjobs is a formality..
 Have Betty buzz a bozo with “Super Male Vitality”!
 You’re a Trump lovin’ blowhard whinin’ ‘bout the gay frogs!
 But you’ve been cancelled like his twitter and the Twitch chat pogs! 
 THE ONLY PICS YOU BUY ARE OF A NUDE JACOB WOHL NERD!
 I NEED PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN, YOU’RE FIRED!

Alex Jones Verse 2  
_____________________________________________
 I’M A CAVEMAN, DRINKING ON THIS CAVEMAN!
 NOT TAKING SHIT FROM A FAILED PORTAL CAVE MAN!
 Hosting Just the Facts, sounds like your brain sharted!
 Call me Spider-Man 3, cuz I'm kinda retarded
 And when it comes to style, what’s your game plan?
 Can’t decide if you wanna be Hitler or his biggest fan!?
 I’m the shining beacon of masculinity, and no, I don’t kid!
 So stand down and go back to roleplaying arach-kid!

 JJJ Verse 2
_____________________________________________
                *Meme Laugh break*
 You serious?! Nevermind, you’re unfired!
 You’ve been so aged by the rage, you should’ve just retired!
 Hit you with the one two, and a Sandy Hook too!
 Only claim it’s an act, when the parents try to sue!
 More concerned with a pickle jar then actual news!
 You’d rather booze on a cruise then slander Ted Cruz!
 HOFFMAN! This joke gives out fake docs like Brock!
 But you’ll be remembered as no, chip off the old blog...

►Beat by Audio Network

J. Jonah Jameson Vs Alex Jones ❰Rap Battle❱

Mancha as Ferris Bueller (Audio)
Zander Peers as Nagisa Shiota

Written by: 
Freshy Kanal, Vivian, Zander Peers & Adam

Beat by:
Hollywood Legend

Thumbnail Art by:
Boris

Nagisa Shiota: 
Cancel all your appointments, Ferris, it’s time to take action
Rapping? I’m leaps and bounds ahead of what you’re tracking
Your whole day planned can’t pass my knife’s movements
I’ve taken on my teacher, I can stab a slacker student

Ferris Bueller: 
And that, audience, is how you don’t spit a verse
So why not take a day off rapping? You seem pretty overworked.
Being trapped with the burden of committing teacher slaughter
And also your mother wishing that she would of had a daughter. 
No matter how hard you study, at the end I rule the poll.
This middle school kid’s songs could barely top High School Musical
No self-esteem like Cameron, you’re better off if you go.
If I wanted to fight a weeb Hitman, I’d go and see Ayano.

Nagisa Shiota:
Try to impress me with that verse? I know what you’re like
Faking sick to skip school and faking sick on the mic 
You’re a whiny child, Ferris. Soft like Argyle, Ferris
You’re crashing in this fight like you were removing miles, Ferris
I’m above this sociopath who thinks he’s a big deal
Your monotonous lines bore me, now that’s a Ferris wheel. 
But here’s your next try, maybe don’t act so peaceful.
It wouldn’t be the first time you’re failing at sequels.

Ferris Bueller: 
If you’re here ‘cause of bloodlust, you can eat my car’s dust.
Fighting me’s like suicide, you’ll just fail and combust
I’m famous, my wit and sass makes me loved around the nation.
Pardon my french, but you’re the ass of assassination.

Nagisa Shiota: 
Dude, update your settings on what you offer to tell
Does it ring a bell? You're repeating yourself!

Ferris Bueller: 
Losing to an emoji doesn’t make you seem like a man
But figuring out what your gender is is the hardest exam.

Nagisa Shiota: 
You’re too clean for this battle, pulling lines with a ruler.
I’ll stay waiting for a good verse like:

Buller’s Teacher: 
Bueller?...Bueller?...Bueller?

Ferris Bueller:

The next moon on noon will be your ass I kicked, like I did with all the personnel.
So return to your assassin goons and tell em 3E took the L.



Hint for next battle:
Fruity Freakouts

Ferris Bueller vs. Nagisa Shiota - Rap Battle!

Frisk vs Chihiro 

Video Release: November 5th 2018

Lyrics:

Frisk: 
In the Underground and there's another human in the fray?
She should've dropped the pill to leave this spirit kid away

If you wanna get the job done, 
you can’t make this bout fair
But if you think you’re fire, 
then I’m sending you straight downstairs

You say everything's fine? 
You must be out of your mind
Make spirits split in twine when I spear it like Undyne 

I would burn down more lines to put dirt in your shrines
But I’m not spitting these rhymes to give pearls before swine

Lin: 
Sen here's a cheap task, 
go sweep this weak trash!

Chihiro: 
Yes ma’am, I’m pretty sure that I can even clean that.

Given all your meek raps, 
I see why you speak jack 
I’d have better bones to pick by debating 
“uh uh uh uh” feat. Sans 

All generations laud my animation, 
check my rank, G!
While your fandom’s stacked with tantrums and some rancid dank memes 

You’ve hid in Waterfalls, 
now taste the spirit’s ocean flow waves 
All your emotions shown blank, 
I’ll toe-to-toe a No-Face 

From Ghibli, to diss me is quite risky, Frisky.
I’m renowned, you’re Underground. 
You’re already under six feet

So go run you pacifist, cause when I’m through you can’t save! 
I thought I've seen some ugly creatures but then this nobody came


Frisk: 
For someone known as Chi-hero, it seems that you LV to Fight
But rather save those kinds of lyrics for the baby’s lullaby

You're appearing as a lost soul 
stuck walking on these hot coals
Seems the stalker lost his frog, 
I see now you got the caught throat

Sans:
Uhhh..
Hey kid, how bout you leave this to a real Gaster Rapper
Your verse “dragged-on” more than that boy you’re chasing after

Turn Chihiro into zero, 
I guess that's a better place to be
Than scrubbing for some bird-brained witch in child slavery

I guess I'll be the most unfortunate in this rap rumble,
All those bars that I just stumbled’s a bundle of jr. jumble

You couldn’t best my bro’s puzzles, so best stay in the car, pal
I’ll give you a hand for that, but I have the win in the carpal

Chihiro:
So now Frisk is so pissed, they decide to drag a font on?

Yubaba:
Move aside!
 
Chihiro:
(gets pushed) ughh

Yubaba:
It’s Granny’s turn to show you who's the dunked one!

This skeleton does not even have any spine to fracture!
Raps as wacky and comical as the font he’s named after!

A mummy’s going Under, if it’s squabbling with gods
You can’t be roasting a boss if you get fired from all jobs!

With time travel and experiments, 
you think that you’re profound
But try to level up to me, 
I’ll show you who’s earth bound

Maybe save your snooze for later, if you really try to catch up
You’ll procrastinate responses and swallow this loss with ketchup

Frisk: 
Looks like it has to be me to end this challenge with your death!
But it seems you beat me to it by battling your own breath

Chihiro:
Sins are your tenure, 
your morale’s a mess, I venture
Left forgotten in the dust, 
but it’s my name you will remember

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Skeep Tieel as Frisk
CookieSaurus as Chihiro
Mancha as Sans
Freshy Kanal as Yubaba 
mysterioustrumpet as Lin (Cameo)

Cover Art by:
Brodecai & Jughead Jay

Writers: 
Freshy Kanal, GamingPlush64, Jason, Julian M. and Jughead Jay 

Assistant Writers: 
Zim 11037, Brodecai, Light and Hippie Rat

Mixed and Mastered by:
Freshy Kanal

Beat by:
Kustom

Karaoke: http://picosong.com/w5LTj/
Flowtest: http://picosong.com/w5uHn/

Frisk vs. Chihiro - Rap Battle!

Hatsune miku - rolling girl

Fel as Norman Bates' Voice 
Zawesome as Norman Bates' Video
Swedely as Jack Torrance's Voice
PeppyPigeon as Jack Torrance's Video
Freshy Kanal & Fel as Norma Bates' Voice

Written by:
Freshy Kanal

Beat produced by:
Freshy Kanal & VinnyO

Chiseled by:
Jason, Adroit and Vriska

Mixed & Mastered by:
Freshy Kanal

Thumbnail by:
Fel 

Lyrics:

Norman Bates: 
Would you mind not throwing a fit in my business?
With that grimace you don’t lay a welcome mat, from what I’ve witnessed
I’ve known some shitty role models, your obsession brought your slaughter
Now I’ll make this the part 2 of ridding frantic frivolous fathers
So Kubrick screwed his train of thought, and cooked a different mad plot
Now the author of this author is flooding his floors with bad blood.
My footsteps are what my plan brought, with all the friends that I have lost
While your path froze your guts to death--I’ll check you in as Jack Frost.



Jack Torrance: 
A child and his mother, I corrected the disturbance 
Now they send me both cases within one goddamn person
It’s a burden, but I guess I’m gonna have to let the storm in
You dropped the ball on the carpet? Then fucking play with me, Norman!
This spineless biased child will bring the crisis I’m divining.
It only takes a lifeless mind to give your mindless life a Shining
I’ll flip you and your “stab-me-daddy-slapstick-gist”
Your spirit’s like: “Keep calm and pass the buck to mommy, she can handle this”
You’re simply full of lust, I know it makes you feel so ill
Still don’t have the guts to face it so you take them out your roadkill.
Now you perfectly replicate what you pin on your walls
An empty, anxious, little bitch that ripped his soul with what he caused
 
Norman and Norma Bates: 
Mother, what’s the plan? Pierce this Jackoff ‘till the game’s won
No need for reversed writing to know Torrance is getting REDRUM’d
You play with your work but who’s feeling disturbed? Think of more than one sentence and write it
Are you finally willing to fight and confront or did I get a dull boy excited
I know it’s not my place to get involved in, but you got nothing but your avarice and despair evolving
‘Til your only belief in everything you ever made is that the bottles you empty are gonna solve it
And packing a weapon? Listen up, I know this whole feeling is filling your guilt
But you showered in self deprecation and went to get stabbed by the story you built
You crafted your own trial, dropped out full of wrath and envy
The labyrinth was the game, but Player One wasn’t Ready.

Jack Torrance: 
You keep your basement locked after silencing mommy?
There won’t be secrets behind closed doors when Here’s Johnny!
Where’s the light of your life? You’re turning your home to hell
Peep so many holes in the wall, call it Mastur-Bate’s Motel
Your mom wrecked social contact within the feminine context.
I mean how’s dinner with her corpse and your oedipus complex?
It doesn’t matter who you mess with, you’ll stay obsessed and desperate
Your mind is your own maze and you will never find the exit

Norman Bates vs. Jack Torrance - Rap Battle!

GarbageGothic as Natsuki 
J Morris the review guy as Shoto Todoroki and The Announcer
Written by Me, Ken-chan and Vlad. 
Mixed by Ken-chan
BEAT: http://kustombeats.com
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1h9Jk5cnOG0vukVv9bton0K5gODAAfBUaSUgImBiFlCU/edit?usp=sharing

Natsuki vs Shoto Todoroki - Viral Rap Battles!

+.space cadet- audio edit.+

Goten:
(uh…)
Hey there mister....the name’s Goten, you seem pretty nice
But I’ve been told I gotta beat you up, so come on: let’s fight!
Got an Energy Blast Volley full of insults, ready to diss
I’d throw some rocks, but all I need to beat you is a matchstick
Don’t have to fuse to leave this frosty robot defunctionalized
I mean come on, at least the “Han” I’ve got is still alive
Charging at you with full power, send you back to the arcade
You were never meant to be the star, and that’s the way it should’ve stayed (ha!) 

Sub-Zero:
Though I call him childish, compared to Cage you’ve somehow less maturity 
I’m used to fighting Klones of myself, so this won’t be hard for me
The Lin Kuei Grandmaster don’t deserve something so mild
I didn’t get resurrected just to do kombat against a child
Your father has no time to love you, too busy training your boring brother
You’ve more potential than him yet you’re nowhere near as tougher
For when it actually comes to fighting, you can’t even make a dent
Your adult self proves that even Frost has more commitment

Goten:
I’m getting kind of bored, so I’ll end this now; long and behold
Time to show you a trick I learned when I was only seven years old!
(*turns into a Super Saiyan*)
Ta-daa! Mess with the best Son and you won’t get far
Your rhymes are like Mythologies: subpar! End this with a Super Kamekameha!
What’s with you and Scorpion? Is he your rival, or your friend?
More phony than Hercule; you’re not even of full Chinese descent
Baldy here’s becoming ancient, I’m still living young and free
Not the first time you’ve been ended by a kind and caring guy like me

Sub-Zero:
You have the might of a warrior, yet you lack composure
The freezing cold will bring your Trunks-influenced antics to a closure
You hide behind enhancements like they’re your mother’s leg
So no wonder you didn’t transform into a good rapper instead
There’s no hope for this brat, can’t even reach Super Saiyan 2
As if looking up to some idiotic hero wasn’t enough proof
I’d make you my student, but you need more subtlety
Because Mask-ing as someone else was the only time you were Mighty

@fightmarker as Goten
@simplyrazzy as Sub Zero
Beat by Kustom
Written by King Mewtwo
Additional Writing Help by WalkAwesomeMovies
Chiseled by WalkAwesomeMovies
Cover Art by Rabi
Mixed by @dannyplaysgames-422800890

Son Goten vs Sub Zero. Anything vs Dragon Ball

LYRICS

Carrie White: 
There’s nothing much you could be armed with to harm me 
After I come in and wreck the track like it was a dinner party. 
Can’t land the right hook with readers, so you took your punches and swung low? 
But you couldn’t knock me out with a bucket’s worth of blood flow!

Jeffery Woods:
This matchup makes me wish I would’ve just hit snooze...
‘Cause it seems that your rhymes were straight outta the Liu!
So can this cooped up, chewed up schoolgirl really tear me?
When you still get pushed by the kids who call you “Creepy Carrie!”

Carrie White:
It’s mind over brutes, so that knife that you choose to resign with will screw you; my psyche’s a tool used when bringing the carnage.
This jester pester a queen? Didn’t think you’d find a death worse than being left to fester in the mind of Deviant Artists! 
You pale to White in this fight. 
Take some notes and I think that you might learn. 
It takes more to inflict fright than to have the white face and knife blades you bite straight from Myers. 
Your writer's in need of some English lessons 
Thinking the mention of fire and Bleach will bring the height of your peak. 
You try to be bleak- Now your writing’s just seen as edgier Brightburn!
I don’t want to battle this, I’m normally a pacifist 
But I won’t sit back- let this rap get run down by a masochist! 
You’ll get a comeuppance and kick the bucket! Photoshop won’t horrify us. 
Woods’ all bark and no bite, And I left him a forest fire.

Jeffery Woods:
Speaking atop a throne built on direct-to-garbage sequels?
Between your rhyming and mother, I can’t tell which is the bigger evil
Can’t even land one victory, something this psychic can’t reach
So how about you add to your fire by adding some bleach?!

I’m not scared of anything that this coward howler screams
No wonder you went Psycho, you even copied the shower scene!
I’ve ripped out intestines that looked better than what you hand me 
Got choked up on her own words, I’ll see you in hell with Randy!
You’re not scary, Carrie, you’re more like Jane to me!
Learn to stick up for yourself without losing Rage and getting moody!
I didn’t think you could drop the ball harder than in your intro
But you’ve collapsed upon yourself, like your botched stock-home syndrome!

CREDITS 

Vladimyr P. as Jeffery Woods/Jeff the Killer
https://soundcloud.com/vladimyr-p
garbageGothic as Carrie White
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6xKuXreh5vcAyU2OoKnh_w

Written by Rabi and B O R K
https://soundcloud.com/borkrulesok
Additional help from Jughead Jay, Legengo, GamingPlush64, and Paige
https://soundcloud.com/x-rap-battles
https://soundcloud.com/meta-gengo-rap-battles
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtWX7jJ5lodM_poQuXMTqjQ
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCz426ch5fJYdxOhPVqw-tUw
Mixed by Rabi (Beat) and Vladimyr P. (Vocals)
Beat by Audio Network
Art by Nooby and 01Tyler10

Carrie White vs. Jeff the Killer - Rap Battle

No mercy by the living tombstone • slowed and reverb :b

This is my most listened song wow

No Mercy - The Living Tombstone (slowed)

This is a super passion-oriented project that has been in the works for literally nearly two months, so much so that I wasn't sure it'd release. Partially because I wanted to do these amazing games--especially Phasmophobia--justice, and had a very specific artistic vision that I wasn't sure if I could pull off effectively in the way I'd want.
I'm happy to say that this is finally out. Not to mention I am pretty damn proud of how it came out.
Special thanks to EVERYONE involved in this project. Y'all really carried this shit, not me. If it weren't for the help of amazing VAS, Jacob for the thumbnail and some early beta feedback-givers, this wouldn't be here in the state it is.
And thus, I give you my boldest project yet. Hope you guys like it. :)

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HyPrmUdW_4P_gRTv5HOIBKNKqmRidNx9hWaWggp4-hA/edit?usp=sharing

Phasmophobia vs. Sign of Silence // Alex's Rap Battles #9

Written by: Seth, R the Writer, Kamren, Trent, Joe No Mercy, Stark Media, MetaMachine

Gideon:
Scott was almost nothing, and now I am faced with less, sir?
After this, All For One is gonna need a new successor
I must confess, I’m not impressed, take your shonen plot and shove it
With the hands-on costume Overhaul, you’ve surely mastered shadow puppets
Daddy left you battered, that turnaround was drastic
And with those shattered smackers, you shoulda packed some chapstick!
Hotter and colder than Shoto, I know that I’m better, buddy
I won’t need the trenchcoat to make your costume look redder, buddy

Tenko:
This emo girl skirt chaser and eventual slaver
is more fragile than paper. Less of a threat than Eraser!
Your intentions with the Subspace is nothing to my darkest fears
Swallow your words and shit out good lines in 7 years
The itchy trigger finger’s going straight through old geezers
Dispersing verses colder than the girls in your freezer
Spitting Chaos on your Theatre, this has-been should fear my power
After all a “microchip”’s not enough for Ramona’s flower

Gideon:
You think your bore of Nomu hordes is ever gonna stop me?
Just like your adopted father, You’re too cocky, Shigaraki!
If you want beef, I’ll make this shit more handsy than your getup
I’m a master with the plans, you can’t create a proper setup!

Tenko:
This incel’s getting charred worse than the murders Dabi does
and I’ll be plowing through his ashes like I’m Gigantomachia
You forced into your ex's life and tried to play the saviour
But now you’re doing me a favor, I’ll break a fake caped crusader

Gideon:
Your head’s more warped than Kurogiri if you thought that I'd be lenient 
And with better villains every other arc, I'd find your death’s convenient 
When the Glow grows with these dope flows his own emotions roast tenfold
With all the teammates that you've lost, your worst enemy is Tenko

Tenko:
Be careful where you tread! Get the fuck out of my head!
You’ve caused more pain on my ears than the coins you drop when you’re dead!
Looks like G-Man’s lived his Half-Life, it’s Game Over without a Save
No touch required, when Scott the Nobody already sent Gideon to his Grave

Gideon Graves vs Tomura Shigaraki - CBRB: East vs West

Video Here: https://youtu.be/C1XnrpCpXmc

Vladimyr P. as Hypno's Lullaby & Fluttershy's Lullaby

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
HYPNO’S LULLABY
AGAINST
FLUTTERSHY’S LULLABY
BEGIN

Hypno’s Lullaby:
Don’t be shy, Fluttershy, come with me, you’ll be alright
So close your eyes; you’ll GO AWAY for more than just one friday night
I’ll Dream Eat away at your Dreamscape, you’re too late, that’s why you come up next
Your mind will Fall like Gravity when this rope ties around your neck
Rest your fleshy head so your blood can spread on the bed ‘til you’re dead and you’re counting sheep
I don’t need the sway of my pendulum to forever help this pony stay sound asleep
This recipient’s a fucking itty bitty idiot, and Hypno won’t pity it so say goodbye
Because I lied to you, the gold light shines through when I lyrically abuse a Fluttershy

Fluttershy’s Lullaby:
Hush now, you Pokèmon GameFreak, you’re right! Those lines put me right to sleep
No one asked for more of your boring lore so you could only dare to win this in your dreams
So Quiet now you pedophillic monster, cuz in rap I rein with a mic to slaughter
And I will take you down to the Funhouse where present PonyPasta’s prosper
It seems you’re looking rather Drowzee, you’re done, you should’ve stayed in your Pokèball
It’s yet another gift from Rarity that I can poke at Pokèmon ‘till he falls
You’ll have nowhere to go when I’m killin’ this flow you’re my next victim after all
Have your tele-pathetic ass screaming when I pick up the pistol to have you awol

Hypno's Lullaby:
You shoot your shots that go missing like the children who follow me into my cave
No silph scope could ever spot your dead crappypasta but I’ll still feast on your remains
I will leave you neglected it’s super effective; you were not very clever
So now you shall stay with me forever

Fluttershy's Lullaby:
This Cutie’s leavin’ Marks to Offend this creepy furry, it’s best that you hurry along
Your end will be neigh when I’m callin’ up Muray to bury your very inappropriate song
You’ll be stuck in isolation without the children you tried to groom
I’d say good lulla-bye … but I will see you soon

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writer: Vlad
Beat Producer: Allrounda
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Created by Vlad
Hypo Art Created by Miyavj

Hypno's Lullaby vs Fluttershy's Lullaby. Sinister Rap Battles

Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of Nintendo's lesser-known parts of their handheld consoles; the Gameboy Camera vs Flipnote Studio. Enjoy!

-LYRICS-

GBC:
Yo. I point at you and shoot your bars down one-by-one
And when I snap, I don’t gotta ask Who You’re Running From
Off your store and went away, you’ll get erased from your separate page
I’m bringing hella flames on MS Paint with extra frames
I pioneered cameras leaving every face with smiles
While Hatena users were like “XD Gangnam Style”
Wait, I was more able to get on a console? Damn bruh
Smile! You got ass-whooped by Gameboy Camera!

Flipnote:
I ain't afraid again, I’ll keep on rhyming ‘til the end
I flow like water, I’m too fly. I’ll keep on dissing ‘til you die
A verbal drop kick is all I need to clap back
I didn’t frog hop on a track to fight monochromatic Snapchat
Ya know what’s sadder than a Shy Guy with no phone?
I’ll call Guinness to report “least pixels in a photo”
I only need three colors to beat ya red, blue, and black! Ouch
May be out of Print these days, but you still just got Stamped-out

Commander Jacob as Gameboy Camera
YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCpjj...
SoundCloud: @commanderjacob
Twitter: twitter.com/commander_jacob

Fightmarker as Flipnote Studio
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfRZ...
Twitter: https://twitter.com/THEFIGHTMARKER
SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/fightmarker

Written by Commander Jacob and MetaMachine
Thumbnail by Commander Jacob
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Prod. by Kustom

Gameboy Camera vs Flipnote Studio | Half-Ass Rap Battles

Do I even need to say it?

Beat Production: Call Me G
Thumbnail By: Fightmarker
Written By: Eric The Audible
Voice Work: Eric The Audible
Mixed by: Eric The Audible

LYRICS:
Mitchell:
In the 80s see a man self-made
With a family, proud in the USA
Today, I still show kids how games are played
But I got my two cents and I’m leaving the arcade

Don’t need the stats to see how bad you dropped
How are you gonna get mad over the 16th slot?
As a teen I recorded my first high-score
You’re screaming at teens for attention, like GEORGE

Yeah I took the gaming scene and put a face on it
You took the color green  just put a face on it 
Can’t speedrun this track when I forged your path man
Mitchell will perfect a bitch - like Pacman

Dream:
In this verse, I’ll catch a cease and desist
From a man saving face because he’s an egotist
And if you enjoy watching this dude destroy
His career, leave a like ‘cause it helps my vids

Now you, I’m not exactly the type to gloat
But I could match your fame with a single upload
And if you wonder why you sank and I float
Well just cause you can’t hit me doesn’t mean we’re in the same boat

AYO, looks like your stuck in a manhunt
Every ref should be put into handcuffs
All according to plan but, you got enraged cause
This ain’t a  problem that you can tape up

I’m making content that you could never emulate
You made the scene but I literally changed the game
Statistics twist my dreams to reality
Take out your fistful of quarters, Twin Galaxy

Central Rap Battles: Billy Mitchell vs. Dream

∘︎°︎∙︎ riot - edit audio ⁑︎♡︎

Urban Legend Rap Battles is a side series hosted on Eddie's Rap Channel featuring characters of modern and ancient folklore alike. Characters from Creepypasta, Cryptozoology, the SCP Foundation, Folklore, Gaming Mythos and more are all permitted.

(This battle went from conception to release in almost exactly one week. It's just a little bonus to celebrate the new year. We all want to forget 2020 ever happened and move forward, and these characters symbolize that feeling perfectly.)

GamingPlush64 as Goner Kid
Snakebite126 as Bloody GIR

Goner Kid:
Have you ever thought about a world in which you don’t exist?
A world where Jhonen didn’t probe this gorey picture to show to kids?
A world where he didn’t throw a fit and stick you into episodes of Zim?
A world where you shone on Nick and weren’t forced to shill for Netflix?
A world where your show went from cult classic to legendary
A world where your execs weren’t forced to scrap it for ratings 
It terrifies me… but that timeline is now gone, and well,
When it comes to your cash flow… It’s Raining Somewhere Else
An easter egg in the background with opacity all the way down will not make viewers squeal
And it’s certainly pertinent that your entire cult fanbase can’t even agree when you’re real
So best check your Fun Value ‘cuz I think your show is a bore and Nick’s golden boy does it way better
You’ve got no umbrella to cover your shame on the mic under my reign, so let’s just forget this

Bloody GIR:
You’re weird. (hmmm) in dire need of some self esteem
‘Cuz your bars just keep missing - call you MC number seventeen
You’re already so pale, guess this kid’s lightweight
Well, I’ll turn you Bloody too ‘cuz you’re In my way.
No Undyne to save you - my rhymes with scathe you
While you hide away and lie in wait to
Occupy a day you find a human to whine and complain to
‘Bout how your timeline hates you - while I just make do
You can find my face by brightening frames and I’m gracing who I’m opaque to
And on a beat I spit
Your burns are just taking the piss - Gonorrhea Kid
It’s Bloody GIR - I be thuggin’ runnin’ a clean verse
I gave my show a claim to fame - you just muddied yours

Goner Kid:
I told you to forget me… I do not want to face you...
Please get this battle’s editor to digitally replace you...
Your Followers have moved on… you’re no longer their CORE...
Make like your fanbase and don’t think about this anymore...

Bloody GIR:
Don’t like my appearance? Well, check the other fourteen
I take the dub, you’re taking after W. D.
Your talent must’ve been what Gaster Dark, Darker, Yet Darker Harvested
You sucked so hard they should rename you to Hyper Goner Kid

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Coverart by Rabi
Mixed and Mastered by adroitwhiz
Illustrated by BMB
Beat prod. by Ihaksi

Goner Kid vs Bloody GIR - Urban Legend Rap Battle

Hello and Happy New Year! We’re gonna kick Gridline off with a smooth banger to start the year! Today we have legendary British graffiti artist, Banksy, against children's book hide-and-seek extraordinaire, Waldo! Enjoy!

CAST:
King Mewtwo as Banksy
Zawesome as Waldo

LYRICS:
BANKSY:
Throughout my life I was branded a valueless mope
Who vandalized public property, but There was Always Hope
You think that legality would stop me from making art? Nah
Look, I'm putting up a fight while you're running from your Odlaw
Seemed devoted to Wilma, then you went ahead and ditched her
Cos the friendly thirtysomething preferred her twin sister
Here’s the elephant in the room, you’re not the only one of you
You were in the back of Martin’s mind when he was coming up with you
When I slip in a crowd, no one spots me when they pass
Yet the whole world recognizes your candy cane looking ass
Artisitcally anonymous, I’ll beat you with your walking stick
After I go to drop a diss, they’ll really ask where Wally is

WALDO:
You can find me napping when you spit a diss so bland
That verse left me more bemused than a trip to Dismaland
I’m gonna beat this bummy black sheep so Banksy better step backsies
Because I get my lines from the Land of Nasty Nasties
I think you've done enough huffing of your "artsy" wall splats
You try to call them meaningful, but I think I can smell a rat
I keep eyes glued to pages just from staying well-hidden
And just when you think that you might’ve found me, you didn’t
When you were playing hide and seek, I was setting the standard
You need some help on the mic, I’ll lend you a Handford
You’re an overrated runt whose work is overly blunt
With a hollow phony front, a walking publicity stunt

BANKSY:
You could be alone on a page and still get ignored
‘Cause after your reboot, no one wants to find you anymore
I’m nameless and faceless and gained more traction than this git got
You’re a novelty, Wally. Why don’t you Exit Through the Gift Shop?

WALDO:
Is your face a Picasso? Cos I’ve never seen this man
I’ve seen more quality vandalism when it came from Penis Man
You used to have crowds flood into the cities that your work was in
But any love they may have had for you is now in the bin

Beat By: InsaneBeatz
Mixed By: Freshy Kanal
Cover By: Commander Jacob

Waldo vs Banksy| GridLine Rap Battles Season 2

Aishite Aishite Ashite [English Cover by Will Stetson on YouTube]
Original: https://youtu.be/NTrm_idbhUk
Cover: https://youtu.be/pipxvyQNSMg

Give Me Your Love [Aishite Aishite Ashite] English Cover

What's up fellas I shat out a new pokemabattle, probably the stupidest battle I've ever made but I hope you enjoy it.

Snakebite126 as Kecleon
https://soundcloud.com/snakebite126
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjK59w9Njzmxp8jjQExU81w

FyxFyn as Cramorant
https://soundcloud.com/krystalmeth02
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCd8bI_pgbfo3X3AzQe-f_cQ

Kecleon:
Makes me wonder just what the standards are
Facing against an obnoxious mallard
With a face looking like he’s got brain damage and
Laced his fishies with toxic grasses
So Baby Bib might wanna duck out
When he’s facing this iconic tongue mouth
Yeah, You can call me a single loose wire
Cause I’m taking this whole Swanna cuck down (ha)
Funny how the hype for Sword and Shield
All soared downhill after your reveal
You started off decent and grabbing that clout
Then did all you’re good for and spat it back out
I mean look at those stats, who’s ever gonna wanna train him?
Got a defence smaller than his brain is
But go ahead, do your part
If you haven’t already forgotten who you are

Cramorant:
(Yawn) You’re finally done huh?
Thank God, you dragged on more than than your tongue does
But if Rango wants to wrangle with his body all frail
Then I’ll tear his lizard ass limb from lollipop tail (ayy)
I’m smashing down foes in one hit you’re
The biggest fear of all shoplifters
Forgotten by players over the years
Call me your stripe cause I don’t disappear
What the flipper am I fighting for
When I’m rapping against this hiding bore?
You were introduced as a useless loser
And barely changed like your shiny form
Tail to the eyes, this face isn’t missable
Graceful and fly, I’m basically Mythical
Scaleface Guy is the pastiest visual
Gamefreak was right when they made him invisible
Swallow some trash right down, slosh it around my mouth
Pour some toxic waste down to my gullet
Spit it back up and then piss on that stuff
And your ass’d blend in without changing colours

Kecleon:
Got a slew of strats to show you real fright
Heh, what can you do, steal fries?
Ooh, I’m immune to the bird shit you throw at me
Don’t even have to turn to steel type
Ay, when you step up to slaughter the GOAT
Pikachu’s not the only thing caught in your throat
Cause when pitting our stats, raps or anything you
End up sticking out more than your wings do
See who you’re battling you feeble embarrassment
Known from Hoenn to Mystery Dungeon travelling
Ugliest spec in the stream that you paddle in
Stuffed in the dex, that’s why we call you cram-orant
If I catch you hovering around with your bat wings
Better get worried cause it’ll go south quick
You’ll be getting worse than a pound, no this fat thing’s
Seeing more shit than the fish in his mouth is

Cramorant:
I’m bored of you, let’s cut this schmuck
Should gorge on you, might shut you up
Thought I’d go crazy from lines so lazy?
Guess I’m colourblind cause this guy don’t phase me
Might’ve felt bad for taking your win but
You’re used to replacements, just gaze at Greninja
Looks like I came out on top of this battle son
Wiped you out like I chopped down the Amazon

Written by Psytube

Mixed by Light
https://soundcloud.com/ducky808
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCv40Azz3spGbl38LIF7uKqg

Thumbnail by ColeDaCole
https://soundcloud.com/coledacole
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX5IhFQBpSbyzLn47EElaJA

Beat by Anywaywell

Cramorant vs Kecleon - Pokémon Rap Battle

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1dDHb8XBy9p8qf_XCdJFUh5uDGSnPNmrAWGlQ2BmtZ_E/edit
FyxFyn as Piranha Plant
Commander Jacob as Appletun
Written by MetaMachine and B O R K
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Beat by Kustom
Thumbnail by Legengo
Hint to next battle: "Self-Reflections" (ft. garbageGothic and Stark Media)

Piranha Plant vs. Appletun

Commander Jacob as Pablo Escobar (audio)
Fightmarker as Pablo Escobar (video)
Mancha as Willy Wonka (audio)
Mr. Tibbs As Willy Wonka (video)
Flowtest by Snakebite 
Mixed by Light
Writers: Snakebite and Fightmarker
Beat by BeatG33ks


Willy Wonka:
Greetings, Mr. Escobar! Welcome back from the dead
But it seems the Search Bloc shootout must’ve screwed up your head
Cause if you wanna dance with Wonka, say hello to the prison guards
‘Cause Esco, it’s earned me only a grand fortune to sell/cell bars
So let us take a gander at your life of crime’s precursor
Couldn’t graduate college, so got your first degree in murder
And tried to earn your rep as a hero by funding institutions 
And robbin’ hoodlums, but like my elevator, we all see right through it
And there’s simply no calculatin’ how much El Flabbo is weighin’
So hungry for power that when you got all of it, you ate it
You should learn from Augustus, it’s not safe to be this gluttonous
Praised for importing hippos in your country, you were the first one that shipped!

Pablo Escobar:
Ugh, well it looks like there’s no easy way out of here
Hear your awful raps? I rather shoot myself in the ear
When it comes to offing foes, I’d prefer assassinations
But come with me, you’ll be seeing real pure imagination
Don’t try Medellín with the top cartel
Or I’m the last thing you see ‘fore you’re dropped to Hell
You got no shot when I pull out my gun
And make you repeat getting trashed by slugs
Puppeteer of Colombia, demolished foes like animals
Capped the kill count of countries, made it the murder capital
So grab all your slaves, start a second mass killing
Blew up the black market like the DAS building
Style’s ice cold, so I’ll take the cash I’m earning
And throw you on the pile of stacks I’m burning
You manufacture candy bars for children?
Only time I made bars, I bribed the court to put me in them
So walk away from this bout, ‘less you wanna wind up dead
Now I got a perfect puzzle for you, Silver or Lead?

Willy Wonka:
I’ll take the gold, stompin’ your conglomerate with the sheer numbers I’ve sold
Change your first name to Pa, ‘cause your verse lacked any blows

Pablo Escobar:
You wish I change my name to Pa, maybe I’d serve as therapy
But you ran away from your padre, how about you do the same with me?

Willy Wonka:
In the past, I’ve needed to be rough to teach spoiled children a lesson
But at least I didn’t marry a kid without their parents’ blessings
While your white powder made every government try to knock your lights out
Only Colombia I’m visiting is when I’m invited to the White House
And you’ve earned yourself a hefty sum of green, no debate
But then your reign of terror ended and it all fizzled away
Now your estate is a theme park and a zoo for kids to play
Seems that you and your family lost everything, so good day!

Pablo Escobar:
Teaching spoiled kids a lesson? What a waste of your millions
I don’t even need to bother with the rats that spoil my income
Puttin’ the hit on politicians is just how I make a livin’
But I’m not the one distributin’ addictions to children (Oh!)
No chance a fictional pest could beat my criminal legacy
Cartel’s all across the globe, mess with El Patrón, I’ll be putting you to rest, Willy
You must be on LSD to think that you could claim my throne with rhymes
‘Cause it’s the King of Cocaine who always deals the dopest lines

Willy Wonka vs Pablo Escobar. rap battle. by fightmarker.

Bendy battle?!?!?! NOOOOOO!!!!
JenniNoMRC as Bendy
Vladimyr P. as Zalgo
Beat produced by Tantu
Thumbnail by Rabi
Art by Jason Carreon and Nooby
Mixed by Vladimyr P.
Written by Trakked, JoeNoMRC and Creeperpasta 
Additional help by CannibalWorms

Battle:

Bendy:
It's time to start the show, and Joey Drew presents:
"Satan tries to best Bendy but he's the one gettin' bent"
Ain’t no saint, tainted as the angel, tryna steal the show
The wall of text can’t compare with hand-drawn flow!
But ya see, off screen, I'm not very nice
To any screamin' demon tryna steal my spotlight
And I'm well versed in music, your poem doesn't count, though
Last time I checked, no one wants to listen to your sounds (oh!)
While I'm entertaining children of all ages,
You barely scare readers, you're borderline racist,
With memes like your pasta, copy and pasted,
So many mouths yet you're still so tasteless!

Bendy (Zalgo):
Though in reality, why would I try to spit
Against the bane of light, the god of eternal abyss
The almighty hivemind, it’s my time to succumb
Ascending from the underworld,

Zalgo: 
HE COMES!
Want a Dark Revival? Something Awful's in the midst
Not so innocent with dozens of lost souls in the mix
Although I may be eyeless, it seems you are blind
As you cannot see your relevance has faded over time
You're.. cuphead with an asterisk
A flimsy limbed freak is what this bastard is 
Made by TheMeatly, yet you're so bare bones 
you belong in the casket with Alice, kid.

Bendy:
Seems I'm laughing now after your verse's end
I should tape all your mouths so you'll never speak again
A false god that ripped off Cthulhu and his Mythos
Will be axed and added in our cans of soup. Delicious!
Wandering's a sin, but that's your r/fifthworldproblem
Snuffin' a hivemind's candle, I'll forever be a god, son!
Ya put the Z's in Zalgo 'cause you leave me tired
Say your legacy's unmatched, but I know how to deal with liars. (Hehehe!)

Zalgo:
I'm eternal; you easily get destroyed by a spacebar 
Victory's stained with the blood of Am Dhaegar
Caused death with your existence and that made me overjoyed
Then hopped off the page like "I wanna be a real boy!"
I turn comics to atrocities, but you're already broken
Stay in your silence and take back every word you’ve spoken
Stolen from Stein, now I've stolen this strife
Seems this mere dream should have never come to life.

Bendy: 
Oh please! Garfield could bend a better verse! 
Most people believe you to be a member of the Slenderverse!
Spitting more effective than this infection's bad jokes!
This toon made you Looney, That's all folks! (Hahaha!)

Zalgo:
All your friends killed off, now you only have Laurence 
Your game's a glitchy mess that even I find abhorrent!
Singing with my seventh mouth so you'll face the end
A false god has been erased; Can I get an amen?

Bendy vs Zalgo - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #13

Midnight : K.C
Angel Dust : Alex M

Written by Kamren and Andrey
Additional help by MetaMachine
Beat Prod : Kustom
Mixed by Alex
Suggested by Krystal

Angel Dust :
Normally I charge broads extra and rather keep this discreet
For a cash grab, but I'm happy to dominate tricks for free
You'd figure for a school of heroes, they'd have someone classy reppin'
Damn toots! This freak's got a style you wouldn't catch me dead in! (oh wait..)
This harlot hero's a degenerate, more than me with what's been proven
Gave costumes an ESRB rating, well ain't that just fuckin' stupid?
Was replaced by Aizawa 'cause you can't keep a class in control
Yet you think you'll be able to pin me down in this battle? Whatever asshole

Midnight :
For a stripper, I'd expect you to finesse me with some hooking lines
Yet your namesake drug gets snorted, overdosed to death double time
Cuz when a heroine puts heroin Addicts in their place
It's easy to give this demon a villain name, a piece of Angel Cake!
You better hold your chest high, my raps are tighter than your suit
The only thing of worth coming out your mouth is that golden tooth
I'd crush an itsy bitsy spider, but Valentino leaves you wrecked
Need money to pay off your pimp? Just ask for a reality check!
Cuz it isn’t wise cracking if all your jokes are full of cockiness
Change the viewership to 18+ ; ass whippings for a mature audience
Popped your rap battle Cherri and Bombed, at least Bakugo won his
Your best accomplishment was moving Vivzie past toxic relationships!

Angel Dust : 
Is giving me a headache one of MidNite's side effects?
This snoozefest? Not impressed, won't leave me cracked with your attempts
The nudist is giving me a lecture? Oh bore me more
Oboro would be ashamed, you're turned on by the kids he died for!
I'm colder than a box of popsicles, insulting age gets you screamin'
The whore putting the "why?" in "horny," are we sure she's not a demon?
Handed L's from Mineta show you're gonna need to go harder
Or you'll be stuck with me in this dump, just go ask your author!
There's no redemption, silly. I mean, your early duties showed
I don't need to make jokes, you're already leaving yourself exposed!
Now that's pathetic, but not as much as you'll be amounted to
From your fans to Gigantomachia, someone will always crush you!

Midnight :
Ironic the adult star acts childish, decency is what you lack
When you tried to hijack Charlie's dreams again by rapping on this track
That window of opportunity is closed if she thinks you'll be redeemed
Call you an oversized Nuggs, this hog’s behavior is obscene!
Can't you see? Oh nevermind, almost forgot you got that black eye
I'm one Helluva Boss, you're a lost cause, Alastor couldn't give you any applause!
Anthony got pent up, dragged through the ground and in this exam, he failed
You'd be better off serving your sentences if you were put in horny jail!

Midnight vs Angel Dust - My Hero Academia vs Anything! #5 (ft. K.C and Alex M

CHECK OUT THE VIDEO!
https://youtu.be/K_0hlmuPHxo

Video coming within the next couple of days. As always, releasing slightly earlier on SoundCloud to go with the digital distribution.

Tina Mickel as Ruby Rose
Mr. Tibbs as The Mandalorian

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1KXWyue0yl6O4z8G1umvsrq-anvWo05apNDq7QTjCPms/edit?usp=sharing

(too big to fit in the description)

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Ruby Rose Art by s0_sm0l
The Mandalorian Art by Blast
Beat produced by Vendetta Beats
Additional Instrumentation by Freshy Kanal and Sebb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Dedicated to Monty Oum

Ruby Rose vs The Mandalorian - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

Adam as Peter Griffin / the Duck
Mancha as Homer Simpson / the Chicken

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1a5TPEoBJ57l2yjX5csDmht1f4-07hkrIzV4xT4NSOIc/edit?usp=sharing

Peter Griffin vs Homer Simpson. Mega Hyper Rap Battles #6

After a long hiatus, Snakebite126 Rap Battles of Inside Things finally gets a name change because what a fucking stupid name that is. It also comes back with a battle of epic proportions between the mystical writer, The Rap Battle Fairy, and the fecal thief, The Shit Goblin, in a battle of the FRB cryptids.

Cast:
The Rap Battle Fairy as themselves
The Shit Goblin as themselves
Mixing and Mastering - Freshy Kanal
Beat produced by Anywaywell

Lyrics:
The Rap Battle Fairy:
Looks like it’s time for me to once again take flight
As all of FRB dozes off in their dreams 
This mystical entity appears in the night
To write a verse against the one who put them all to sleep (Let’s go)
It’s the Rap Battle Fairy coming out the gate
‘Gainst a crack addict bearing tons of pounds in weight
Oh, with just a swish of the wand
I got the power to make any verse bippity bop
And while you’re screaming at your victims to start hitting the quan 
Man, your trials are just errors and I’m leaving ‘em plunged 
And is the fact that you work a job at Walmart a shock?
‘Cause from your traps and voice tapes, you’re just a bargain bin Saw

The Shit Goblin:
Fucking dies 
Now I may not be the Jizz Demon, but please start retreating or you’re really gonna get fucked
I’ll let my voice go louder, kid you don’t-don’t matter, better hope your bladder doesn’t go and splatter
‘Cause from all the living creatures that this pro’s encountered, you’re the only one I won’t be taking shit from
Bitch, what? The Shit Goblin’s hip-hoppin’ 
You’re in deep shit once I kick off, this pimp’s poppin’
You hear the night’s calling and it prompts your arrival
But my speeches will leave you dipping this call like my disciples 
You got your grand start from Pyro vs Memeulous
And yet the best verse was the only one that Felix did
You only make rounds when you have to make up a diss
But I’m more than used to fairies taking the piss

The Rap Battle Fairy:
The Piss Fairy, huh? Well those jokes were piss poor (Yeah)
When I’m taking number one, it’s the Best Writer awards
Plus I’m honestly surprised that you’d think I’d be that threatened
By Danganronpa with a scat fetish (Whoo!)
I’m so fly, your insanity’s boundless
Call Rosie to leave her son reality grounded
Poor stranger, I’m leaving you wrecked with my magic raps 
Cause a flanger is the only effect that your rapping has
As we’re battling, once you see how hard my pen game hits
This’ll be like your third trial tape, you’ll never make it
My bars get songs on playlists, so far I gotta say this
If you’re trying to make movements on the mic, I guess you’re constipated

The Shit Goblin:
Wanna beat me, bro? You need to start over
I’ve seen more appealing flow come from the Barf Ogre
You got left like my minions, stuck, enslaved and
Now you can’t escape the chains of Dustin’s basement
Yeah, I got homies in FRB that’ll clip your wings
I’m a rapper, I’m a rebel, yo it’s Shitty G
Once you’re with hit with bars so heavy like plip-plop
It’s fitting a piece of shit like yourself gets dropped
I’m a stone cold killer and I’m so conniving
You ain’t no dope winner but you’re so bold trying
The immortal, living since before your time
Whose getting sold your spirit, bitch your soul’s all mine
And the minute that you started getting deadlines
Half the scripts you rushed all ended up with dead lines
So don’t challenge me with your lame flows
This battle’s like all your other commitments - shoulda learned to say “no”

Anyways I'm leaving the community now because I am never topping this.

The Rap Battle Fairy vs The Shit Goblin - Inside Rap Battles of Obscurity

Writing: Shimario, Fightmarker, and ColeDaCole 
TN by Fightmarker
Cole as The Miner; Beat by Smoke
Raichous as The Leprechaun; Beat by Marsad Men
Mixed by Mightfarker
LYRICS:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HhWiHn9bsA2Zy4DqawMOk3IjSEh_4ZmGiH44WdgIjxs/edit?usp=sharing

My Bloody Valentine vs The Leprechaun. rap battle. by fightmarker.

Ghetsis:
Enter the King of Unova (hyah!) ‘gainst Court’s greatest king of the posers (hyah!)
It’s Turnabout Goodbyes for you, but in this battle the killer ain’t you (hyah!)
It’s Ghetsis, ya gonna get dissed! - I spit hotter flames than Reshiram’s breath 
It’s tremendous this wretch had a forty year defeat stretch, then lost it all to a rookie bird’s defense
I can see straight past your tricks, so don’t you forget about DL-6
Against G-Cis, it’s the same trip, I’m firing bullets that you CANNOT miss
And you ain’t got a lotta heart, just like your daughter, scarred
Shoot you down like you’re the Manfred Von Red Baron
The “king of the prosecutors” couldn’t be cuter
I’m bringing Unova to a new future
This brute doesn’t give me a scare, more like a Yanni Yogi Bear
Bang your head against the wall all you want but you’ll never prove your victory against this terror 
Leave you like my son, cheated, when this dose of Bad Karma’s defeated
Flows like Plasma, I rhyme smooth, this old conceited fool’s stamina’s depleted



Manfred Von Karma: 

Your honor I have an OBJECTION!  to this pointless conjecture
The undefeated courtroom demon’s arrived to project his best lecture 
Against this prick Ghetsis, Court’s bestest, can’t get dissed 
Retract you like N did, let’s not waste any evidence
You infected your son's mind with lies of subjugation to lure him 
And your plan would have worked if some tween kid didn’t cure him 
You say your rhymes flow like plasma but but quite honestly they’ve dragged on
And you can’t cheat THIS court, with that over-leveled dragon (HYAH)
I’m your worst nightmare Ghetsis, get this? Your plans fell Miles like an elevator, guessed it
Up against the king of the rejected regrets, it’s funny, your own son sat on the throne, and said “forget this”
You couldn’t turn a region to slaves, so don’t expect to win this court with that disproportionate discourse (ugh!)
I show no remorse for this worthless sage, betrayed by his grunts and upstaged 
You’ve got no karma, no lawyer, no skill whereas I have an Edge
Worth FIVE plans of anyone hopelessly on the defendant’s bench
Cold blooded and evil, with these bars I’m lethal, emotionless rocks fall to MY chords of steel
You’re feeble, please, I’ll leave you defeated, you’ll rot and you’ll freeze, with ease, like both of your sequels
            



Ghetsis:

Time to liberate you from the mic, cause that verse was riddled with lies
Your skills are non-existent as Gourdy, and your perfect record 
Light up prosecutors with a fusion flare blast, 
Leave you screaming like in Miles haunting echoes of his past 
Your demeanor and arrogant persona doesn’t hurt, man 
I command dragons, your seeds were handed to a Bird Man
Look,I know that keeping that your noble record can cost a leg and an arm, man
But you’re so devoid of any energy I’ll call you BARREN Von Karma 
I’m the true boss of this court, leaving cheats this Abysmal ruined
And you’ll be needing another day off after my staff rips you anew

Manfred Von Karma:

Slam that pathetic cane down but you have no right to judge
I’ll eNd this Harmonia naturally, just like your traitorous son, begrudged
So get your scientist friend to roast me, , cause this sage is worthless
Send your Plasma clowns to back to Nimbasa, they’re the whole circus! 
This cape wearing’s lyrical capering’s leading this trial to no further debate 
That’s that the only thing that this disgraceful mistake to his clan can do is to escape 
It’s time to meet your fate, you outrageous plague, no turning back to your icy Frigate
Leave a wretch rammed, what you spit’s Zek-wrong, your defence is like your right eye, gone!
You hail from a franchise for children, but I can assure
That your sequel games climax shows this attempted child murderer
It’s quite a turnabout, this old buffoon just cannot put up a fight
And It’s clear that this court is adjourned, but the victor isn’t Black and White

Ghetsis vs Manfred Von Karma - Rap Battle! Season 2

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