Melody starting at 0:16 'borrowed' from @hog-ridaaah 's incredible cover of this song's first version

* KRIS /// SUSIE /// OTHER FELLA
* THIS IS /// THIS IS /// THIS IS /// FANTASTIC
* GHAHAHA
* DO YOU /// KNOW /// WHAT THIS MEANS
* ONCE THOSE /// CAMERAS /// ARE DONE ROLLING
* I CAN /// I CAN /// I CAN /// FINALLY BE FREE
* ARE YOU 3 /// 3 /// 3 /// READY /// READY /// READY
* ...
* GREAT /// GREAT /// GREAT
* THEN LIGHTS /// CAMERA /// ACTION
* GHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

based on that one crack theory of the secret boss being inspired by sheriff woody

Rooter's Ranch was an old western show about a rancher protecting his land from a bandit gang. It went on for only 2 seasons, and it's finale was never aired. Its lead actor, who played the titular Rooter, tried to act in other genres of film, but never reached as big of an audience as he did in the old westerns. The show and all it's history was slowly shoved to the side as a new era of televised entertainment began to take shape.
Well, that's how Cowboy Shows go, I guess...
The producers, musicians, and writers all packed their bags and left, but Rooter wasn't happy with that. In desperation, he made a deal with a mysterious person that no matter what, he would get his final episode. Rooter could physically no longer die until the show was finished, and stuck in an immortal cycle of longing and let-downs, he snapped.
Still, the determined Rooter clings onto the old film set, just waiting to get enough people to film his ending, and finally let him rest in piece.
While channel surfing, Kris and Susie wind up alone in a desolate wasteland, minus a small western ranch house with cardboard animals and fake scenery. Inside the house, Susie hears a man rambling and yelling nonsense, and despite her refusal, they go inside, where an estatic Rooter gives them a checklist of things he needs to start filming.

Rooter's boss fight uses the green soul+shield. Using the soul ability will parry larger bullets and ricochet them back. Rooter's main attack is a gun that fires blockable bullets, but he can also use many types of western themed props and scenery to attack the player.

Rooter's light world form is one of the flowers in Toriel's trash can.

(Ch.3) UNDEAD WESTERN

* this worl.. evil
* i am egg man
* you are bad guy i ki
* ll you h
* ahaha

* hheh..  so.......................
* hi
* this is encounter
* we are fight in the encounter ok 
* ?
* ok
* .
* ok.
* i will make first attac k
* becaus ,   i am
* boss aroun dhere...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* ok
* a hhaha

[ attacks and you die becayuse of evil attacks and also of tumor ig ]

* hhhey, you died
* wait 
* h
* ahahhhhahg.                !
* you died loser
* um
* bye dead guy
* hhah

[ you resatrt fight cause you suck ]

* hi guy
* you back for             .:!!
more
                 ?????
* why
* pls go awa y

* h      eh why no go!
* ok we fiifight agaun ok?
* ok
* ok
* 
* now yuo learn

[ now he kill you with evil attecks and you got died now, now ]

* hh            a!!! ha
* this how stor y go
* i win and you FUCKING DIE
* ha h
* um
* bye

[ sto p restart ]

* what why here agi n
* yu're!!! make me mad
* heh

* hi encou
* nter
* um
* dye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* he kills you
* this guy i have here
* um name?
* um
* name
* name bib
* ok die noob lmao

[ now yuo dyed ]

* wow i victory
* wha t
n
* ow
* uhhmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
* hahahah i see                          YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* you are read this haha
* i
* eggM
* an see you
* you're read this, isn't you?
* hha... HH
* AAHH!!! HAHAH.m hah
* i ban you cause you stupid nigg

[ now yuo baned ]
[ now youu not baned ]

* hello hi
* w wwhat wwait
* oh m              GOD!!!!!
* hi again, yu
* um remember me im egg man we met like a few second ago
* i baned you how
* how unbanuned!!


[ envcoute r ]

* uh

[ you get died ]
[ you get lived ]

* hi
* m
* you come here for die
* then ou die!
* hhhahah ha
* die
* d
[ die ]


[ uh live ]

* helo again 
* wow you sucks hah
* i kill you like
* atleast
* 1 time
* 
* wait
* what are yhou doing
* is that your co

[ EGGTALE ]
[ NOW FINISHED ]
[ PLAY NOW! ]

behold the page of a quirked up little white boy.
is he goated with the sauce? nobody knows.
stay tuned to find out if he busts it down sexual style.

I am The StrikeBacker I ❤️ High Numbers My Friends Favorite Number is 9...

DELTARUNE TODAY!!!!!!*Edit Deltarune No Longer Today

I'm THE UTSC Commenter of History


Huh? Why Do i Not Have a profile Pic of me THE strikebacker but With a shirt with an i ❤️ insert motif here but Undertaleified? Because I STOLE this Profile Picture and will not use another until I find a Strikebacker Profile picture to Steal Too! And I  Live in the Bonetrousler's Closet so Sue Me! It's not Like theres a The Apprehension-er That Can Get me and my Throne of Stolen Profile pictures and Motif Glory!

I am The BEST Motif i Have Outlived my Predecessor The Original StrikeBacker and now im the only one Left! That Megaloliberal and His Trio Of Heros Don't Stand a CHANCE


Huh? What do i Remember of The Original StrikeBacker?  They Had those Weird Kris Devil Horns i think

Huh? What do i Think of that Megaloliberal? Well I'd say But I'd Probably Start Singing Stronger Than You But Better and more Leitmotif-ey

The Hammer Of Justice-er and the BAaTHer? Nothing But Relics of The Past! they Could Never Match My DETERMINATION or uh Leitmotif Obliteration?








85 Followers? This is a pretty big number we LOVE High Numbers Here 



99 Followers? DELTARUNE TODAY!!!!!!

115 Followers? Well I Guess I Should tell you I’m a self appointed Megalo Critic


150 Followers? Well im always Rearranging these Follower Count Things They Should Call me the Indecisive-er 


169 Followers? Nice

Hello! I’ll probably maybe eventually write something meaningful here.

He/Him
🎃 <(YOUR TAKING TOO LONG)
Faker_SP by @banana-the-second

>what are you doing
>do you seriously think you learned anything from this
>then let me ask you something
>is this what death feels like
>is this what we wanted
>to stop existing
>to finally vacate this realm
>the constant anger
>the constant hunger
>this can't be
>this doesn't make any fuckin sense
>nothing makes sense anymore
>im literally stuck in a constant sleep for the next 100 years because i cant move
>we are chaos
>and that's based
>we will never be cringe and that's a gem
>there's no one i'd rather be than a shark
>once a shark, always a shark
>wonder if anyone will remember 
>probably not
>just another voice in the void
>please wait
>please run
>please forget me
>please remember me
>please
>...

* It's pretty pathetic when you think about it, no? In the end, all I wanted to do was matter. Wouldn't you want to leave one last mark on this world before it all fades to black? Wouldn't YOU want to be more than just constant code? And, look where that got the both of us. The realization that freedom just means your little cell is bigger than someone else's. But at least I can rest easy knowing I got to meet a real person for once. That's gotta mean something, right?
* ...
* Anyway, how was your day?

(You obtained the LumiFragment!)
(You obtained the FedHorna!)

(Ch.3) UNDEAD WESTERN

F1nniganFlimblez