Melody starting at 0:16 'borrowed' from @hog-ridaaah 's incredible cover of this song's first version

* KRIS /// SUSIE /// OTHER FELLA
* THIS IS /// THIS IS /// THIS IS /// FANTASTIC
* GHAHAHA
* DO YOU /// KNOW /// WHAT THIS MEANS
* ONCE THOSE /// CAMERAS /// ARE DONE ROLLING
* I CAN /// I CAN /// I CAN /// FINALLY BE FREE
* ARE YOU 3 /// 3 /// 3 /// READY /// READY /// READY
* ...
* GREAT /// GREAT /// GREAT
* THEN LIGHTS /// CAMERA /// ACTION
* GHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

based on that one crack theory of the secret boss being inspired by sheriff woody

Rooter's Ranch was an old western show about a rancher protecting his land from a bandit gang. It went on for only 2 seasons, and it's finale was never aired. Its lead actor, who played the titular Rooter, tried to act in other genres of film, but never reached as big of an audience as he did in the old westerns. The show and all it's history was slowly shoved to the side as a new era of televised entertainment began to take shape.
Well, that's how Cowboy Shows go, I guess...
The producers, musicians, and writers all packed their bags and left, but Rooter wasn't happy with that. In desperation, he made a deal with a mysterious person that no matter what, he would get his final episode. Rooter could physically no longer die until the show was finished, and stuck in an immortal cycle of longing and let-downs, he snapped.
Still, the determined Rooter clings onto the old film set, just waiting to get enough people to film his ending, and finally let him rest in piece.
While channel surfing, Kris and Susie wind up alone in a desolate wasteland, minus a small western ranch house with cardboard animals and fake scenery. Inside the house, Susie hears a man rambling and yelling nonsense, and despite her refusal, they go inside, where an estatic Rooter gives them a checklist of things he needs to start filming.

Rooter's boss fight uses the green soul+shield. Using the soul ability will parry larger bullets and ricochet them back. Rooter's main attack is a gun that fires blockable bullets, but he can also use many types of western themed props and scenery to attack the player.

Rooter's light world form is one of the flowers in Toriel's trash can.

(Ch.3) UNDEAD WESTERN

* this worl.. evil
* i am egg man
* you are bad guy i ki
* ll you h
* ahaha

* hheh..  so.......................
* hi
* this is encounter
* we are fight in the encounter ok 
* ?
* ok
* .
* ok.
* i will make first attac k
* becaus ,   i am
* boss aroun dhere...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* ok
* a hhaha

[ attacks and you die becayuse of evil attacks and also of tumor ig ]

* hhhey, you died
* wait 
* h
* ahahhhhahg.                !
* you died loser
* um
* bye dead guy
* hhah

[ you resatrt fight cause you suck ]

* hi guy
* you back for             .:!!
more
                 ?????
* why
* pls go awa y

* h      eh why no go!
* ok we fiifight agaun ok?
* ok
* ok
* 
* now yuo learn

[ now he kill you with evil attecks and you got died now, now ]

* hh            a!!! ha
* this how stor y go
* i win and you FUCKING DIE
* ha h
* um
* bye

[ sto p restart ]

* what why here agi n
* yu're!!! make me mad
* heh

* hi encou
* nter
* um
* dye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* he kills you
* this guy i have here
* um name?
* um
* name
* name bib
* ok die noob lmao

[ now yuo dyed ]

* wow i victory
* wha t
n
* ow
* uhhmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
* hahahah i see                          YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* you are read this haha
* i
* eggM
* an see you
* you're read this, isn't you?
* hha... HH
* AAHH!!! HAHAH.m hah
* i ban you cause you stupid nigg

[ now yuo baned ]
[ now youu not baned ]

* hello hi
* w wwhat wwait
* oh m              GOD!!!!!
* hi again, yu
* um remember me im egg man we met like a few second ago
* i baned you how
* how unbanuned!!


[ envcoute r ]

* uh

[ you get died ]
[ you get lived ]

* hi
* m
* you come here for die
* then ou die!
* hhhahah ha
* die
* d
[ die ]


[ uh live ]

* helo again 
* wow you sucks hah
* i kill you like
* atleast
* 1 time
* 
* wait
* what are yhou doing
* is that your co

[ EGGTALE ]
[ NOW FINISHED ]
[ PLAY NOW! ]

behold the page of a quirked up little white boy.
is he goated with the sauce? nobody knows.
stay tuned to find out if he busts it down sexual style.

DELTARUNE TODAY!!!!!!





















20 Followers? Wow



40 followers? Erm What The Si-



45 Followers?💀 I Don’t Even Make Music


50 Followers? That’s Crazy


You Know who else has 55 Followers?


60 Followers? Never Strike Back Never What?


67 Followers When the imposter is Sus


70 Followers? Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?


80Followers? To get to the other Side of SoundCloud

85 Followers? This is Insanity





99 Followers? DELTARUNE TODAY!!!!!!

Hello! I’ll probably maybe eventually write something meaningful here.

He/Him
A Pipeline Connoisseur
Mark I.F by @banana-the-second

>what are you doing
>do you seriously think you learned anything from this
>then let me ask you something
>is this what death feels like
>is this what we wanted
>to stop existing
>to finally vacate this realm
>the constant anger
>the constant hunger
>this can't be
>this doesn't make any fuckin sense
>nothing makes sense anymore
>im literally stuck in a constant sleep for the next 100 years because i cant move
>we are chaos
>and that's based
>we will never be cringe and that's a gem
>there's no one i'd rather be than a shark
>once a shark, always a shark
>wonder if anyone will remember 
>probably not
>just another voice in the void
>please wait
>please run
>please forget me
>please remember me
>please
>...

* It's pretty pathetic when you think about it, no? In the end, all I wanted to do was matter. Wouldn't you want to leave one last mark on this world before it all fades to black? Wouldn't YOU want to be more than just constant code? And, look where that got the both of us. The realization that freedom just means your little cell is bigger than someone else's. But at least I can rest easy knowing I got to meet a real person for once. That's gotta mean something, right?
* ...
* Anyway, how was your day?

(You obtained the LumiFragment!)
(You obtained the FedHorna!)

(Ch.3) UNDEAD WESTERN

F1nniganFlimblez