Right Nut:
Just dropped a milli on a chain(its gold!)
teachers say i have a big brain(62 iq!)
i would never borrow your pencil(Crayola!)
might just stamp you with a stencil(ouch!)
im writing this in a notepad(windows 10!)
all of these noodles taste really bad
bitches call me ben ten(disney)
you can call me the fourth wise man(jesus)


we pick up hoes in a daewoo
hold up let me take a poo (stink)
im the best like mewtwo (digimon)
wait did the titanic just sink? (choo choo)

staples shopping spree
staples shopping spree
staples shopping spree
staples shopping spree

Left Nut :
we the former residents of nuts straight from gods ballsack
after i got out i was born in a haystack (jesus christ!)
four wise men brought me ice and rarris (lambo)
i thought this shit was a safari (animals)
i got baptised in lean with 6 ounces of green
hoes suckin on my nutz telling me show me your kids
all my private planes are parked on landing skids

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staples shopping spree
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staples shopping spree

$TAPLE$ $HOPPING $PREE

POLAR BEER

HAVING BONER IN CLASS (YUH)
EAT ALOT ON XMAS SO I GET XMASS (YA)
TEACHER SAY I HAVE A BIG ASS
IMA KISS MY DOG ON THE ASS

BONER IN MY ASS
FORD FOCUS HIT THE GAS
UGLY ASS BITCH DROP THE TEAR GAS
PUSSY STINK NAH I THINK I'LL PASS

PEOPLE CALL ME DUDE
I KEEP MY EYES SHAMPOOED
IN THE WHIP WITH HAMOOD
EATING FASTFOOD LIKE IT'S SEAFOOD (sushi)

MILK SNAKE IN MY MILKSHAKE
FISH UNDER THE BRAKE
SLAM IT LIKE AN EARTHQUAKE
MAKE A FISH CAKE (splat)

BUSTIN NUTS WITH MY HOMIES
AINT TALKIN NO BALONEY
YOU A FUCKIN PHONEY
AND YOUR NIPPLES PEPPERONI

YEA THESE HOES BE ALL UP ON ME
IM COOKIN MACARONI
THESE FLOOPY GOOBERS TALKIN SHIT
BUT THEY AINT GOT SHIT ON ME
BITCH

$IX-PACK DRANKALL:

HAVING BONER IN CLASS (big)
EAT ALOT ON XMAS SO I GET XMASS (big)
TEACHER SAY I HAVE A BIG ASS (big)
IMA KISS MY DOG ON THE ASS (BIG)

BONER IN MY ASS (BIG)
FORD FOCUS HIT THE GAS (STINK)
UGLY ASS BITCH DROP THE TEAR GAS (STINK)
PUSSY STINK NAH I THINK I'LL PASS (STINK)
 
NO GENETAL MUTILATION (AUU)
AT MY WORKSTATION  (oo)
NO RE-CREATION (DAMN)
OF CONSTIPATION (AYY)

I HAVE MY OWN CORPORATION (yeah)
WE WORK AGAINST BLOOD CIRCULATION (yum)
MAJOR IRRITATION 
WHEN I DON'T GET THAT LACTATION (MILK)

ILL MAKE TUESDAY LOOK LIKE D-DAY (pau pau)
BUYING BURGERS FROM SUBWAY (i do)
WHY DID YOU ADD PURÉ TO MY FILÉ (shark)
WHEN IM ON THE PLANE THEY SCREAM MAYDAY (payday)

MASTURBATING TO CHILD ABUSE (ouch)
EATING LARGE QUANTITITES OF CHOCOLATE MOUSSE (MINT)
TO THE POINT THAT ITS CLASSED AS DRUG ABUSE (it do)
NOOSE MADE BY CANADA GOOSE (bird)

NU$T BUTTER

GIMME AID$
GIMME AID$
GIMME AID$
GIMME AID$
X2
GIMME AID$
WALMART SHADES
BITCH IM TOSSING THESE GRENADES
SWERVING THROUGH THE GAY PARADE
IN SOME FUCKING ROLLERBLADES

WHY WONT MY DOG HAVE SEX WITH ME
IM TRYNA CHILL AND DRINK SOME TEA
GET YO PUSSY DRIPPING LIKE THE SEA
AY DO U GOT A NINTENDO WII

TRYING TO GET AIDS BUT STILL NO SUCCESS
WHEN I PULL UP YOU TELEGRAPH SOS
THINKING ABOUT MAKING A MATRESS
BEING ALIVE IS NOTHING BUT A BIOLOGICAL PROCESS

GIMME AID$
GIMME AID$
GIMME AID$
GIMME AID$
X2
GIMME AID$
WALMART SHADES
BITCH IM TOSSING THESE GRENADES
SWERVING THROUGH THE GAY PARADE
IN SOME FUCKING ROLLERBLADES

LIL $AD W€€D - GIVE ME AID$

[Intro]
KALANTAAR!!

KES AMPUKATUMPOON!!!

[Verse 1: Bataforce Fadeichev]
Bataforce Fadeichev 
Yeah Im back with the heat
Bataforce Fadeichev 
Yeah Im out here cookin meat
2 weeks without rustis
Gave me very smelly feet
Shoutout chaffis Renlund
Cuz he made this fuckin beat

3 am is wake up time
It's time to get this bread
My cookin skills so good
Bitches wanna give me head
If you want some beef with me 
Then homie go ahead
But please just make it quick
Yo wife is waiting in my bed

Ima eat yo chick 
like a chickenwing ah 
She be lickin on my balls
And its tickeling ah
Dat pussy so wet
I be snorkeling ya 
But why the fuck 
Did she give 
Me yo weddingring 

Im sick of it 
Sick of it
Sick of it 
Sick of it
Bitch why u crying 
Stop crying 
Suck my dick a bit 
Bata before bitches
Anybody knows it
Im clean as fuck boy
My hygiene pass shows it
 
Underhåll till the day I die
From Oorah to Semper Fi
Noa you a nasty guy
Stop stickin yo dick in a applepie 
Bataforce is the shit
My food so good Make yo mama cry
I killed this beat 
Bitch you can’t deny
Now listen to a friend of mine

[Verse 2: Chaffis Renlund]
Eating lochas bata made me grow 5 inches
Its time to pick up  food, got the whip full of bitches
Pull up to the spot waka waka doing dishes
Ate a carrot, was allergic now my whole ass itches

Spicy food hella good
Bata force is cookin
Icy neck, big ass check
Yo girlfriend cant stop lookin

Hit her up 
Said wassup 
Bitch u is a baddy
Fucked her up
In my truck
She called me chaffis daddy

You dont even own an iphone
Really hits me in the funny bone
Show him his tombstone his voice turning monotone
Eau de cologne spray that on my microphone 
U want me to throw hands then hands I will throw

[Verse 3: BataJolle]
Dont give a shit bout your diets and i dont fuck with haters
Bloody hell i think i forgot the potatoes
Fixing that shit bataforce does with ease
Just add the ingredients and then some more cheese

My girlfriend's got a nice kaboose
Not too tight and not too loose
Im happy cooking in my station
thats a bloody indication
That i choose to do this shit
Renlunds beat is kicking
Meat so fucking lit
Your fingers you be lickin

Never step on my toes i got a big knife
Its sharp as fuck and i cant stand lies
Making that kebab with sauce and rice
Stew so thick its exercise
Giving it a stir just to get it moving
Ripping shit apart when the team is losing
Giving it hard to my girl 
Im shooting these bullets right at ya
It's me who's ruling

BATAFORCE19

Performed by: BoBBa BoBBa & Kessi Räppikuntoon

THE FORMER RE$IDENT$ OF BALL$

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