POLAR BEER

HAVING BONER IN CLASS (YUH)
EAT ALOT ON XMAS SO I GET XMASS (YA)
TEACHER SAY I HAVE A BIG ASS
IMA KISS MY DOG ON THE ASS

BONER IN MY ASS
FORD FOCUS HIT THE GAS
UGLY ASS BITCH DROP THE TEAR GAS
PUSSY STINK NAH I THINK I'LL PASS

PEOPLE CALL ME DUDE
I KEEP MY EYES SHAMPOOED
IN THE WHIP WITH HAMOOD
EATING FASTFOOD LIKE IT'S SEAFOOD (sushi)

MILK SNAKE IN MY MILKSHAKE
FISH UNDER THE BRAKE
SLAM IT LIKE AN EARTHQUAKE
MAKE A FISH CAKE (splat)

BUSTIN NUTS WITH MY HOMIES
AINT TALKIN NO BALONEY
YOU A FUCKIN PHONEY
AND YOUR NIPPLES PEPPERONI

YEA THESE HOES BE ALL UP ON ME
IM COOKIN MACARONI
THESE FLOOPY GOOBERS TALKIN SHIT
BUT THEY AINT GOT SHIT ON ME
BITCH

$IX-PACK DRANKALL:

HAVING BONER IN CLASS (big)
EAT ALOT ON XMAS SO I GET XMASS (big)
TEACHER SAY I HAVE A BIG ASS (big)
IMA KISS MY DOG ON THE ASS (BIG)

BONER IN MY ASS (BIG)
FORD FOCUS HIT THE GAS (STINK)
UGLY ASS BITCH DROP THE TEAR GAS (STINK)
PUSSY STINK NAH I THINK I'LL PASS (STINK)
 
NO GENETAL MUTILATION (AUU)
AT MY WORKSTATION  (oo)
NO RE-CREATION (DAMN)
OF CONSTIPATION (AYY)

I HAVE MY OWN CORPORATION (yeah)
WE WORK AGAINST BLOOD CIRCULATION (yum)
MAJOR IRRITATION 
WHEN I DON'T GET THAT LACTATION (MILK)

ILL MAKE TUESDAY LOOK LIKE D-DAY (pau pau)
BUYING BURGERS FROM SUBWAY (i do)
WHY DID YOU ADD PURÉ TO MY FILÉ (shark)
WHEN IM ON THE PLANE THEY SCREAM MAYDAY (payday)

MASTURBATING TO CHILD ABUSE (ouch)
EATING LARGE QUANTITITES OF CHOCOLATE MOUSSE (MINT)
TO THE POINT THAT ITS CLASSED AS DRUG ABUSE (it do)
NOOSE MADE BY CANADA GOOSE (bird)

NU$T BUTTER

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