I am the best one you'll ever have.

* to be blunt, you should have stayed wherever you came from.
* but since you are here... well.
* my name is sans, sans the skeleton.
* i'm a negotiator.
* not exactly in my own will...
* but anyways, i'm supposed to, like.
* beat you and kill you and take your soul to the captain.
* however, i'm not in the mood for it right now.
* and you are really troubling everything to me,
* your presence is enough for all the kinda alarms going off not only here
* but the underground as whole, including the kingdom.
* so thanks a lot, jerk.
* ... although, it's not your fault, but sigh.

what's a bargain without a beggar?

031 | Nocturne For The Northern Lights

* ( Ring... ring... )
* ( Click. )
* ... H-HELLO?
* I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE ELSE FINALLY PICKED UP!!
* LOOKING AT THESE READINGS, HOWEVER...
* YOUR SIGNAL APPEARS TO BE... VERY VERY STRANGE!
* LIKE IT'S... COMING FROM WITHIN YOU...?
* ... OH MY GOD, ARE YOU A ROBOT!?
* THIS IS INCREDIBLE!!
* A TECHNOLOGICAL ACHIEVEMENT SUCH AS YOURSELF WOULD SURELY BE OF GREAT HELP TO A FRIEND OF MINE!!
* SHE IS A VERY TALENTED SCIENTIST HARD AT WORK, TRYING TO FIX...
* ... WELL, FIX EVERYTHING!!
* I'M SURE YOU TWO WOULD HIT IT OFF SWIMMINGLY!
* I'LL TRY TO GET INTO CONTACT WITH HER NOW...
* PLEASE HOLD!!
* ( Click. )

8 - Phone Friend

V2!!!
* Hohohoho!
* Now, now. You lightners are no jokesters I see!
* Can't take a little joke?
* Well, too bad, bad..
* CUZ' I'M JUST JOKING!!!

forgot to upload this one lmaoo
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Composed by @razfraz
Art by @romstred


Just Joking *V2* ~ ALPHAGLYPH

* It's not that scary when you realise how STUPID of an idea it is, honestly.
* What kind of crap was this guy on when he MADE this lore?!

* Susie??
* You KNOW the Fnai-E lore?!!?

* Uh... 
* I MAY have watched a video deep-diving into it one night a couple years ago. 
* ... 
* Six hours long... 

* O-Oh... No big deal, haha!! 
* (Kris!! She's SO cool????) 
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Track and Art by @S.D

Fnai-E OST: Menu

* BROTHER! WAKE UP!
* huh, *yawn*, hey paps, hello human.
* SANS LOOK I FOUND A- OH! (I DIDN'T KNOW YOUR DISGUISE WAS THIS EFFECTIVE PARTNER)
* ... welp, it's lunch time, pleasure to meet your new friend paps.
* SANS! AREN'T YA' FORGETIN' SOMETHIN'!
* oh, yeah, I gotta capture you, i think.
* erm... how do I do that?
* YA' COULD TRY USING THE PUZZLES ""WE"" PREPEARED! (DON'T WORRY PARTNER, MY BRO COULDN'T HURT A FLY, YA'LL BE FINE!)
* oh, ok sure. *leaves*
* SANS WAIT, AREN'T YA' FORGETIN' SOMETHIN' AGAIN...! (SAY YA' LINE, LIKE WE PRACTISED!)
* oh, erm, behold human, i, the... 
* (AMAZING)
* a-amazing? sans, will capture you, and take you to the capital (probably)
* ONWARDS! *leaves*
* welp, come on, unless you want my big bro to come back and scold us again, heh.

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This track replaces "Nyeh Heh Heh!"

16. The Amazing Royal Guard, sans.

* I have rigged this train with explosives. If you are not able to reach the front of the train within 5 minutes, it and you will both explode in a blazing ball of fire.
* Toodle-oo, friend. I hope you perish.

58. Train Rush

Synchronicity ~ UNDERTALE: MOUNTAIN RAPTURE

suggested and inspired by @cambutcooler
also inspired by @stormapproaches2 's arrangement

STORYSPIN - Resign Your SOUL

FM!Understuck
By https://soundcloud.com/foxx-973295713

FM!Understuck
((CAST))

Froggit - Imp
Napstablook - Sollux Captor

Papyrus - Jade Harley
Sans - Dave Strider
Doggo - Terezi Pyrope
Dogamy & Dogaressa - Mituna Captor & Latula Pyrope
Lesser Dog - Tinkerbull
Greater Dog - Tavros Nitram

Undyne - Karkat Vantas
Alphys - Equius Zahhak
Onionsan - Gl'bgolyb
Nicecream Guy - Aranea Serket
Temmies - Purrbeast Lusii
Tem Shopkeep - Pounce de Leon
Mad Dummy/Mad Mew Mew - Eridan Ampora/Orphaner Dualscar Cosplay

Mettaton/EX - Aradiabot/God Tier Aradia
Shyren - Feferi Peixes
Burgerpants - Kankri Vantas
Muffet - Vriska Serket
RG01/02 - Rufioh Nitram & Horuss Zahhak
Amalgamates - Signless-Aligned Ancestors
Reaper Bird - Neophyte Redglare
Memoryhead - The Ψiioniic
Endogeny - The Signless/The Sufferer
Lemon Bread - The Disciple
Snowdrake's Mother - The Dolorosa

Asgore - Meenah Peixes
Monster Kid - Nepeta Leijon
Toriel - Kanaya Maryam

Flowey - Caliborn
Omega Flowey - Lord English
Asriel - Calliope
Boss Asriel - God Tier Calliope

Frisk - John Egbert
Chara - Jack Noir
The Human Souls - The Alpha Kids
Bravery - Dirk Strider
Perseverance - Roxy Lalonde
Kindness - Jane Crocker
Justice - Jake English

Glyde - Cronus Ampora
Snowdin Shopkeep - Davepeta
Snowed Inn Keeper - Jasprose
Grillby - Rose Lalonde
Gerson - Gamzee Makara
So Sorry - Andrew Hussie
Bratty & Catty - Kurloz Makara & Meulin Leijon

W.D. Gaster - Doc Scratch
Gaster's Followers - The Felt

Impossible Symphony

* ( You aren't you. )
* ( You aren't you. )
* ( You aren't you. )

* ( Nothing to return to. )
* ( Nothing left to lose. )
* ( Only way is forward. )

* ( Enter. )
* ( Enter. )
* ( Enter Aliumskape. )

Impossible Symphony

FM!Understuck

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