Unearthed Underwater

T Cookr

05---tenshow (deltarune ch3)

] say "but your honor, be honest"
] say "if he was a child, smash-"

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] NEED A PISS? recreation

* (The watery depths are strangely makes you more confident, filling you with determination.)
* (HP fully restored.)

5 - Ruined

Chef Catto:
* Oh! Hello, meow! 
* I was just about to start my cooking show, meow...
* But, now that you're here,
* A few extra paws for helping wouldn't hurt, meow!
Susie:
* Cooking, huh? 
* It depends...
* What would we be making?
Chef Catto: 
* I'm glad you asked, meow!
* Today we will be making...
* A cake!
Susie:
* A CAKE?!
* Alright, I'm sold.
* As long as I get to eat it after.
Ralsei:
* S-Suuusie! 
* I can always make you one back in Castle Town...
* Besides, I thought you liked my cakes...!
Susie:
* Hey man, I NEVER pass up an opportunity for free food. 
Chef Catto:
* Haha, you two are funny! 
* Anyways, are you all ready, meow?!
Susie:
* Heck yeah I am!
Ralsei:
* We are!
Chef Catto:
* Great! 
* Let's get started then, meow!

Art by: @razfraz with help from ESN
Song by: @rodney_solomon

Cheff Catto!

( Pixel Art by: @RazFraz )
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008 - GET BACK HERE

*W3LC0M3 N3W U53R!!
*Y0U AR3 U5ING TH3 NUMB3R (one) RAT3D 05 2006: err_invalid_name "asisel q"
*ASISEL_Q!!!
 
Based on Asistant + toriel and Frutiger aero!!
Text and Vocals by https://soundcloud.com/betsunoningyo ←tysm

Asisel-Q (queen spamton swap take)

* may i interest you in one of my more niche…
* interests?

ew? as if >:/

* great, lemme' tell you about it.
* so first of all, the king. right?
* ol madblok's gonna get your ass one way or another. you gotta bring the hell on him.
* i mean theoretically. you could try to talk him into helpin you guys escape this place.
* in fact, makin peace between yourselves, him, the people, and the oil would be like. the perfect quad vic roy.
* and would surely lead to you gettin outta here.
* but uh. he don't seem to keen on turnin back on the oils these days.

[ The room dims. ]

* i like to dabble in. a sort of mythology.
* the kind that tells of grandeur and escapism.
* this world is a slow-acting poison, and i've found my antidote in the tales of a swift and ultimate "way out".
* a fantasy as far as others are concerned, but...
* eh. anyhooch.

[ Tunnel vision... ]

* i've heard a little whisker on the wind.
* that somewhere in the dark recesses of the dark recess we call home.
* there's a chance. a will that's waiting for the right person.
* and, paradoxically, it's already here.
* this place puts anyone thru mean and nasty sacrifice.
* makes ya' think the wait ain't worth the wallowing.
* but the plucky climbers who die to the mountain would still argue otherwise.
* and i'd like to have my name in writing somewhere, even if it's just the funny pages.
* the very notion of such things has driven some peeps insane.
* heck. maybe the mad oil king's more well-versed in it's defiance than we give him credit for.

[ The world returns to focus. ]

* i gotta' hand it to ya'. the tenacity with which you trek thru this hellhole.
* is nothing short of. well.
* maybe its stupid. but i like to admire it anyway.

wow thx! #SARCASTIC #GTFO

[ Spanton grimaces, his arms lowering just slightly as he glances to his side, then back to Mike. ]

* heh. but that said.
* there's a path you can take. lined with glass and pain.
* you'll know your there when the sound of metal dragging across the floor is deafening, but your heartbeat'll drown it out.
* if you two are really the heroes you say you are.

MISLEADING TITLES | we havnt said that

* it might be worth the trouble.
* but uh. do be warned.
* i've seen a lumbering figure shuffling around in the dark down that way.
* if ya' do decide to go there and try.
* just beware of that very scary imminent death thing.
* wink.

Strife!

FM!Understuck