"Flirtin’ with a Funeral"


[Verse 1]
You call it closure, I call it a joke
Rang me up just to twist the smoke
Said you’re sorry, said you grew—
But baby, dead things don’t say "I do"

Your perfume’s still in my ashtray
But I light it up anyway
Lipstick grin, I’m dressed in black—
Guess I like my trouble comin’ back

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, I know your kind of love’s a crime
But I keep fallin’ for the line
So pour a drink and cue the shame
We both know I’ll play your game

[Chorus]
I’m flirtin’ with a funeral,
Every time you walk back in
Wearing guilt like cologne,
Smellin’ sweet like sin
We bury it, baby, but I bring a shovel
Laughin' through tears—yeah, I make it double
Mmm, I can’t help what I adore:
Bad love with an encore

[Verse 2]
You said I was your favourite sin
Now you’re preachin’ like you’re clean within
But my bedsheets ain’t confessional
And your mouth ain’t professional

Your ghost knows just where I sleep
Tiptoes in, then dives in deep
I should lock the door, draw the line—
But your kiss still tastes like wine

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, heartbreak suits you far too well
You wear regret like Chanel
So pull me close, then push away
Same damn script, just a matinee

[Chorus]
I’m flirtin’ with a funeral,
Every time you touch my skin
You preach redemption,
But you love the sin
We toast to love, then shoot the bottle
Cryin’ in silk, dancin’ full-throttle
Mmm, I should know better for sure—
But I still crave your detour

[Bridge – Spoken + sung, half-laughing, half aching]
Tell the choir they can rest—
Ain’t no savin’ this hot mess
I wear heartbreak like a crown,
And babe, I don’t lay it down

[Final Chorus]
I’m flirtin’ with a funeral,
And you’re the body I still bless
Writin’ eulogies in eyeliner,
Wearin’ your old regrets
They say some flames don’t ever die—
Well, light me up, babe, one more try
Mmm, we were doomed from the first score—
But I still want your encore

[Outro]
So if love's a grave, then dig it deep
I’ll bring the wine, you bring the sleep
Just don’t come knockin’ when I’m free—
Unless you’re here to bury me

Flirtin with a Funeral

🎶 “Slapped Me with a Love Song”


[Verse 1]
You walked in like you owned the tune
Jukebox cryin’ some old monsoon
I laughed so hard I spilled my gin—
Romance? Please. I ain't fallin' in.

[Pre-Chorus]
You sang along like nothin’ broke
Like we were still some kind of joke
But baby, I remember it all—
Every damn rise, every sick fall

[Chorus]
You slapped me with a love song
Right in front of everyone
Smilin’ like you meant it,
While I tasted all we’d done
You played your part with perfect pitch
I played the fool, you played the switch
And every note you hit so strong—
Yeah, you slapped me with a love song

[Verse 2]
Bartender’s eyes said “not again”
Guess he’s seen this kind of sin
I lit a smoke, you took the stage
Sweet nothings backed by quiet rage

[Pre-Chorus]
Your voice still fits like Sunday clothes
But I know better than your prose
You can croon, you can charm,
But I still wear your false alarm

[Chorus]
You slapped me with a love song
Like nothin’ ever died
Your lyrics bled like roses
But your chords still lied
You turned the room into your stage
But I just felt the bitter wage
Of every kiss that came out wrong—
Yeah, you slapped me with a love song

[Bridge – slow burn, almost whispered]
Maybe the song was never ours
Maybe I was just the bars
In your melody of sin—
But I ain’t singin’ it again

[Outro – half-laughed, half-sung]
So sing your sweet deceitful tune
But next time, babe, bring a monsoon
‘Cause I’m too dry for your old charm—
And I don't break where you disarm.

Slapped Me with a Love Song

Chemicals by Nova J

[Verse 1]
We’re sitting in a circle on a basement floor
Sharing bottles, chasing something we can’t name anymore
The lawyer’s still in his tie, but he’s losing his home
Dealer’s got the power now, and he won’t let it go

[Pre-Chorus]
He looks so calm with the smoke around his head
Like he found peace, but I know his dreams are dead

[Chorus]
And he keeps talking ‘bout the chemicals
Like they’re medicine, like they’re saving him
But I can see the writing on the wall
It’s critical, it’s pitiful
The way we fall for chemicals

[Verse 2]
I took a ride on a ship too far from land
Bought my comfort in a hallway with a shaky hand
Flashing lights and bodies pressing, but I felt the sea
Rising in my bloodstream, dragging under me

[Pre-Chorus]
I woke up in a cabin, faces I don’t know
The story never changes, just the cast in the show

[Chorus]
And I keep talking ‘bout the chemicals
Like they’re medicine, like they’re healing me
But it’s a carousel I can’t get off
It’s cynical, it’s biblical
The way I pray to chemicals

[Bridge]
I watched a friend turn blue on a hotel floor
Two strangers slipped away and stepped out the door
I swore I’d never be the one to meet that fate
But here I am, still bargaining with chemicals again

[Final Chorus]
And we keep talking ‘bout the chemicals
Like they’re medicine, like they’re heaven-sent
But the spiral always feels unstoppable
It’s beautiful, it’s terrible
The way we worship chemicals

Chemicals

Get away from me

War in the galaxies for eternity

animated series about a boy who has a mummy as a friend

My mummy

That's how I want to die

Betrayal

I won't do it again

Never again

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I work as an electromechanic and my passion is music, so when I get away, I try to create my own music.

I'm restless, dreamer and music lover since I was a child.

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