I think Ducky might've got it. cause you know what they say about messing with ducks

Chaotic Rap Battles as Stan
JesseBox as Harley Quinn

Beat by Lucy Beatz II
Written, Mixed, and Edited by Matt Raichous

-LYRICS-
HARLEY
Grilling a shilling maniac villain ain’t thrilling
But the tea’s gone cold, so I might as well spill it
Don’t know where to start with those scenarios you brought up
Sweating hard and looking like you drank a fifth of vodka
I read your letters, and I thought I was crazy
You’re no Slim, but there’s no doubt you’re Shady
Blast you back to Pete Davidson if you think you’re beating me
Must be something wrong with you, I’m guessing it’s BPD
Meant to represent a parasocial wackjob
Instead you’re namesake of kids who love K-Pop
Shoulda loved your girlfriend, you needed one another
‘Bout to leave this battle quicker than you left your little brother

STAN
Dear, Quinn! I wrote you, but you still ain’t get the message
That the clown you fuckin’ with ain’t worth a third of your obsession
What’s up with that, I thought you was a brainiac (huh?)
How’d you get tangled up with a fuckin’ egomaniac
Bad Meets Evil when you’re fighting with me
How ‘bout I cut this bitch to see how much she bleeds
Ms. Too-Good-For-My-Career, running ‘round with a fuckin’ flower
Fuckin’ crying and sounding like you could use a thousand downers
Tie you up and lock you in my mother fuckin’ trunk, bitch
Drown you in my flow, off a bridge, like I’m drunk, bitch
didn’t need a Bat to beat The Joker’s biggest fan
Sincerely, yours, the man with the dub in his hand, Stan

Stan vs. Harley Quinn - Saturday Morning Rap Bonus

Lyrics/Beat: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oRqEeEbJ6oVLUtx_xc6Ty9FjCOzXYKQOMhJWQeV--5g/edit
Alex M. as Junkrat
garbageGothic as Misato Tachibana
Matt Raichous as Roadhog
RaccoonBroVA as Koujirou Sasahara
Written by Legengo and MetaMachine
Mixing by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat arrangement by Raisu Battles
Thumbnail by JK03
Beat by Anywaywell
Hint for next OVvA: "Running Tracks at Record Speed"

Junkrat vs. Misato Tachibana - Overwatch vs. Anything #1

littleflecks as Henry VII
Quizzique as Scar
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat by Trunxks
Cover art by JotaSeis

Henry VII (0:13):
So, a godforsaken kitten’s the opponent that I’m rapping, huh?
I dominated England, now I shall expand to Africa
The jagged stone you killed over is nothing to the gold I hoard
Wit sharper than the sword I wield; after all, every Tudor Rose has its thorns!
I set out to accomplish my aims:
Remaining a king and defending my reign
From the pretenders saying that they’ve got a claim
They entered my terrain and I left them all slain
But you?
You had a single task and you blew it
Couldn’t kill Simba in youth and he left you in ruins
You were ruling over lions that were loathing your intrusion
So they led a revolution, finely ripping you a new one (Ugh!)
I backdated the Battle of Bosworth, rewriting history in my own name (Argh!)
I fire from cannons, you're fired from canon when you had your story reshaped (Sighs)
At least you made a handsome throw rug, being tossed aside for your brother
It's truly a circle of life when the hyenas you pained are making you suffer 
(YOU FOOL!)
This country would be nothing without me! I’m raising revenues while you desecrate your province
A tyrannical reign was your intent for usurpation but like any other Disney villain, your hide got the drop quick
I'm monstrous with bonds and recognizances, toppled a king, and fought to bring the prosperous in check 
This bitch should not cross with the might of a god; Hercules already went off with his head

Scar (1:08):
Oh? That was it? I expected a grander display from a noble
Now it’s time for me to fight back… like I was one of your locals 
And looking at you on a global scale,
You're a fourth-rate power, only lowly; frail
When facing foreign foes, you fail to be a threat
The only time you could ever spit sick’s on your deathbed!
You weren't surrounded by many men because you didn't have any friends
And your own son hated you so much that he wanted to erase any trace of them! (Argh!)
A disgrace no less; ruled a country that bathed in debt ‘cause he failed to best the French traitors:
Pests who were famed for desperately dodging conflicts yet you couldn't prevail against them!
A shame that you lived to a ripe old age
When half your kids couldn't make it past their childhood phase
While you’d hide for days in your chamber throwing lives away
I had to fight to keep the little rebel lions at bay
After your son ended up as lifeless prey
You were planning to take his loyal wife to mate
Unlike your budget, we don't have time to waste
Be prepared: another king is going to die today!

Henry VII (1:49)
Like Zazu, you've failed to entertain me with your lyrics, I'm bored now
You trapped that bird in a ribcage, it would be my pleasure to rip yours out!
Whether it's fans or your race, Scar, the only thing you'd know is how to break hearts
Your live-action film is so lifeless, I’d find it in the Elephant Graveyard!
The blood of the Catholics flows through my veins and the churches I hold in my grasp; I'm devout 
While the flow that you're spewing is lacking so much, it's no wonder this despot inflicted a drought
I take pride in my hunts, you hunt your pride, I see hunger in your eyes chasing after prey
You really are a predator by nature, trying to wed a girl half your age!

Scar (2:16)
Ugh… such empty threats from a desolate king who’s oh, so full of himself
That verse left me wanting more than the starving people you're putting in cells
Returned after years of exile yet couldn't hit me with a comeback, you
Don't even have a loving wife who's still alive to run back to! 
A king undisputed, respected, saluted, you can't go a day without facing a hitch
A shiny new era is tiptoeing nearer, your future was torn by a paranoid bitch
Overshadowed by the one you raised under your wing
Your rose wilts as we forget about you more… long live the king!

(Laughs)

Henry Tudor vs Scar. SIR Rap Battles Season 2 (ft. littleflecks & Quizzique)

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/LGu1HTos8JKXXicu7

Round 1 of FRB Brawl: Rematch has the new up-and-comer Leo Barqui of Bermuda Triangle vs Illuminati fame versus the owner of PowerPoint Rap Battles, Theme Park Avenue (Eric).

Two competitors engage in battle, but only one can advance. Will Leo conspire to gain the win or will Eric be on a smooth ride to victory? Be sure to vote to decide their fates.

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gXOW6fy3tt-Q07Rg42P0ufinfs-t4veGxidjevX34SQ/edit?usp=sharing

Mixed by Danii
Thumbnail by MasonG
Produced by Anywaywell

Leo Barqui vs Theme Park Avenue. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/AcjNiBwxcvjTB7p79

The fifth match of FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1 has two titans of DRB facing off, JustGamer versus Sham.

Discord is brewing among the DRB crew. Will Gamer crush his competition, or will Sham be crowned the champion in this contest? Be sure to vote so one of these two may pick their character for the next round-- I mean, advance.

Mixed by Rayyan
Thumbnail by YLF Ethan
Produced by Hollywood Legend Productions

Lyrics:

Sham (0:12):
I guess if it's too late for me to drop this professor's lecture
I'll snap and take a shot at this ineffective director
Follow through and execute you, but it seems that's what you may want
Cause if you still ran the crew we'd stand for DanganRonpa Brainrot

And what a con artist you are, to win jack with that Barnum edit
But you couldn't garner interest no matter how far you're stretching
Your name has got community clout, sure, but what for?
A battle catalog less remembered than fucking Air War

JustGamer (0:38):
Greetings Junko, oh wait you’re not that bitch, what?
Now where will I find a lame-ass loser that’ll get crushed?
I see that Riddler costume, so a question ‘fore you start with me:
What carries your name more: These writing tournaments or DRB?

Say I can’t garner interest with my trashy Barnum edit?
Well, can anyone name a battle where Sham gets top writing credit?
This whole battle’s an Air War, how it’s a breeze with my win
Hoping third time’s the charm when Sham’s voted off the island

Sham (1:04):
Sure, mock my Survivor flop, I'll act like that shit hurts
But you miss worse, a Covid Cypher slot without a sick verse
I do admit, I gotta love your passion, you sure get around
Running all these different series... straight into the ground 

You're spitting garbage, made this battle ass, give it up, guy
Obsessed with Toneido because you're built to be a punchline
Sham to sham, cracking your self-important facade isn't hard
Said Azia's Benjamin… but you're just sad you aren't 

JustGamer (1:29):
Finally, the only reason I didn’t want you to stop 
Was so I could make some sense out of this sad-ass material doc
Deaf ass, got a dead dad, yes it really says that 
Is taking the fun out of this tourney really where your head’s at?

All those drafts you crap out but production’s never starting bro
If I wanted a slow writer white guy, I’d ask for Shimario
But just like DRB, I’ll take control over this lame poser
Now we’re both our namesakes, cause it’s Game Over.

JustGamer vs Sham. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/RxKpcuJDSdiXzxRM7

Round 1 of FRB Brawl: Rematch's match number 8 brings you history with the first 1v1v1 FRB, CherryJacob vs King Ducky vs MidgeCat.

Hijinks are about to ensue as a free-for-all brawl breaks out. Will Jacob capture the audience, could Ducky float through this challenge with ease, or will Leo conquer this tourney for himself once more? Be sure to vote to bring order to this chaos.

Mixed by Danii
Thumbnail by MasonG
Produced by Anywaywell & Kyu Tracks

Lyrics:

CherryJacob:
Entering this competition, I expected a challenge
One look at the opposition and I know that I have this

Rewatching your battles, your channels give me hope
Real suffering isn’t known but you’re both pretty close

So, will Ducky sink or float? Once he’s royally flushed
Bro’s used to being off flow, best leave the toilet seat up!

Oh, and also, he didn’t earn his title
He should drop it like the subs in Medusa vs Midas

That’s right Midge, I didn’t forget about you
This ain’t Survivor, you ain’t out of the loop
Got Midge in the name but you’re not fly dude
That shoe only fits when you suck off Psytube
Now, I predict, that you’ll focus on my age
Instead of getting creative and using your brain
But, you only make waves when you stir the pot
So, I don’t need AFLAC to ensure your loss!

King Ducky:
Brawls are cutthroat and your flow seems lowkey all weak from the get go
Callers unknown, raps worse, phone-y? Oh! Because he doesn't demo
"Pairs which Cherry picks are one-note" to only watched for Dans editing
(Me:) Pros breeze off firm and cleverly. (You:) Pokemon versus Anything!

Shitting planks now man? New relations took lifetimes to add well.. ship
Don't rap round it, you've been waist-in much time like black belts bitch!
Gainst old Jacob best no waiting to wreck their weak blurred ire
Took some rounds, to snuff out his whole flame like FRB survivor

One and all of Midgechamps events collapsed in fact oh lets list them
Twitch and the sad attempt to run a brawl that didn't go the distance
VA but all too “sniffled crystal meth” (ugh)
See they should call you little littleflecks (ha!)

Mrs.gets hit’s psytubes' character which has him the abusive Mr. 
You peaked at Waldo duking Slender so why'd Kanal miscredit you as Grimper?
His best bets to surrender, can't parry me, Perry seems too defeated (Haha!)
Yeah yeah, I'm taking names but in terms of your old one? You can keep it

MidgeCat:
Nah I wasn’t done I just needed a change of batteries
If you doubt my battle skills then better check the gallery
Mewtwo, Kamren, Icer, Iris, Jade 
I took down handily
Now you think “King Ducky” or Jacob Jr. frighten me?

Man I am so fucking sick of these talentless upstarts, 
buddy you are not hard
‘Cus you paid off Ritchie, RNG or Dan
with your Mum or Dads bank card
Congrats you got a flashy vid, but strip their editing
and what are you left with? 
Pepsi vs Cola…

And now you stand for yourself
All alone you wrote that verse, so let’s check the results
“humma Psytube fly dude” 
Ugh. Christ
My man you’ll be working at that fucking Starbucks for the rest of your life

I am still not convinced King Ducky’s real, Jo you made that up
What’s the problem boss?
You couldn’t convince Seth to join, or what
So you brought nobodies in for easy kills or added fluff
Either way these newbies gonna learn 
why I’m the fucking boss

King Ducky vs Cherry Jacob vs MidgeCat. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

Dramatic detectives duke it out daringly. Welcome to Quizzical Quarrels #10!

garbageGothic as Twyla Sophio

Alex M. as Connor-RK800
Luke Reardon as Hank Anderson

Written by Quizzique
Additional writing by Alchemyking

Mixed and Mastered by Korekitten
Beat prod. by InsaneBeatz
Arrangement by Quizzique

Art by Mega
Thumbnail by Quizzique

Special thanks to the Maryheads, Fightmarker, Tommy Salommy and RaccoonBroVA

LYRICS:

Connor:
Hello, I am Connor, the android sent by Cyberlife
I just received a case containing details on Twyla’s strife
Last name, Sophio, a self-proclaimed detective?
Well, I’m here to prove that all your tactics are defective

The facts that you acquired from your break-ins are brainier
Thanks to your friend that acted on behalf and in vain of your
Deceit, then you bashed the liar that was the pathospire’s
Head in, dashed into a path of pyromania

Hank and I are rocking in the car to the scene
While you tricked Mary to be part of your team
Just so Blackwood could join in your Parliament schemes
Wow, and I thought I was the heartless machine

I’m government funded for taking down the terrorists
Your vigilante acts left Mary aching for a therapist
Blew up at the graveyard, left her sadness entombed
Until Tetra left you in an alley with some stab wounds

Twyla:
…Are you done running your mouth?
You thought you ran the table? Well, I’m burning the house
Your partner’s life has gone down since he was downing Jack Daniels
But you? Ha, you blew it off the top, like Daniel

Such a disappointment, you’re missing the point
Cole’s appointment flatlined cus his doc was hitting a joint
And you kept getting decommissioned, can’t have shit in Detroit
Both your deaths left Hank hanging at the flip of a coin

Two-Faced scumbag, don’t attempt to comeback
Or you’ll end up like Reginald, your head a blood splat
Who the hell in Congress sent a Connor at this con artist?
A murder’s occurred, now it’s Blue Blood at the cop harvest

Jackass really thought it’d be the heartless hero?
Bitch, you got softer than Sumo, flipped like RK-0
Abided by your coding, tried your best to be obedient
But in all your best endings, you don’t catch a single deviant

Connor:
…Hm.. You think you spat fire?
Makes sense Crowven had to die, he knew you were a bad liar
(Gah! Fuckin pigeons!) Lieutenant, she’s an owl based on the way she’d
Turn on her one friend the minute she’s no use: a full 180

Yes, I hunted bots that were defective, estranged
But then I fought so the state would recognize that they had sentient brains
While you sent all your men to their graves, led them astray
Drowned out their pleas even ‘fore Crowven had them left in a lake

So let’s raise the heat up higher than your eyebrows
Try and take the shot if you think you’ve got the high ground
Anta tried her best to redeem you, but you’ve no heart to save
Now the only thing that marks your legacy’s an unmarked grave

Twyla:
There you go again, your rambling’s unbearable
Honestly, I think I would rather be trapped in Jericho
You’re terrible at your mission, thinking that you’ll start anew
And yet the rebellion leader sure left its Mark on you

Listen up asshole, don’t fuck with the crime scene
Think you’re so smart, yet you don’t know basic hygiene
You’re bland and you’re tasteless, I’m a master of my tactics
And I’m known to crush Vanilla bastards with a bat, bitch

You’ll never be a person, you don’t know what a man does
Shitty cop, the only orders you took were Amanda’s
Humanity’s last hope fell to a cause it further aided
So I deem both Connor and its mission terminated

Twyla Sophio vs Connor-RK800 | QUIZZICAL QUARRELS #9 (ft. garbageGothic, Alex M. and Luke Reardon)

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/ngQi4T9NmmZfybc49

The ninth match of FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1 brings you nEon versus JesseBox.

FRB Brawl: Rematch comes back strong with a battle of two artists. Will nEon win nobly, or will Jesse have this win in the... box? Be sure to vote to draw this fued to an end.

Mixed by Serena
Thumbnail by MasonG
Produced by InsaneBeatz

Lyrics:

nEon:
nE MC returns, I got no time to be discreet now
The Jessesphere isn’t as well-rounded as she seems, wow
It’s too late to leave the bout, so go take a seat, now
Yeah, I’m a beat producer, I’m producing a beatdown!
Soon you’ll be maxed out, I should call that your roles
Bad idea to play a clown, now you’re just a joke
Going back to older messages only to incite fire?
Maybe you should take a rest, even your avatars look tired

Jesse:
I’m not intimidated by a thing you say that shit was lame
New to the game but they all say beating Neon’s a piece of cake
Fuck a diss doc, I know how to go all in
Call me a MusicBox fixate on my bars, bitch! (Check me out)

Throwing off rap battle videos is all you’re good at
I get why they call you Neon your art’s just as hard to look at 
No growth since 2020 so they think you’re a child
While my achievements, renown run laps ‘round you for miles
And I got a lot to say on how shit your interests are 
A fan of war criminals like JFK and AJR
Jo tried to cut you loose had to beg your way in
And now your chances of advancing are like Lizzo; thin.


nEon:
I heard Jesse could cook, but it looks like I was lied to
Haven’t seen you this dramatic since your fight against Psytube
And don’t try to write, like a typo, you’ll make it worse
I wouldn’t be surprised if you apologized after your second verse
Victory’s what you believe, but it seems you’ve been deceived
It’s like you thought you’d receive Mario galaxy 3
Astrology girl didn’t help, now to chemistry, I’m asking ya
Trying to gain a reaction? Bro, compared to me, you’re potassium!
Yeah you voiced Medusa, but I’m the one who rocks the beat
Insulting my humor? You count rude comments as comedy
You got no chance at topping me, feeling Blue in the end
Did I strike a nerve? Lash out and tell me to leave you alone again

Jesse:
We all wish you would, only I have the balls to say it
Your annoying ass butts in every single conversation
Think your quips and battles are funny you’re mistaken at that
nEon you only make us laugh when we make fun of you behind your back!
You failed like animating Simpson honestly
You can’t run your mouth, can’t even lip sync properly
Like your oc ideas, I’ve got nothin left to throw down
Let’s see if this all star can rally any votes now

nEon vs JesseBox. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

PTM WOK drops 'RICH FOREVER WOK' in his first of four installments for his 'WOKTOBER' series. Produced, Mixed, and Mastered by Swank Beats.

King Ducky vs Cherry Jacob vs MidgeCat. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

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