FRB Brawl: Rematch | Round 1

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Round 1 of FRB Brawl: Rematch has the new up-and-comer Leo Barqui of Bermuda Triangle vs Illuminati fame versus the owner of PowerPoint Rap Battles, Theme Park Avenue (Eric).

Two competitors engage in battle, but only one can advance. Will Leo conspire to gain the win or will Eric be on a smooth ride to victory? Be sure to vote to decide their fates.

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gXOW6fy3tt-Q07Rg42P0ufinfs-t4veGxidjevX34SQ/edit?usp=sharing

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Leo Barqui vs Theme Park Avenue. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

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The second battle of FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1 brings you newcomer creator of AK Rap Battles, AlchemyKing, versus community veteran creator of Indie Game Rap Battles, ENNWAY (Casey).

Sometimes the answer to "who won?" isn't always black and white, but one will prevail. Will AlchemyKing be enn his way to a victory, or will Casey dethrone this king? Be sure to vote to practice your democratic right.

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Thumbnail by MasonG
Produced by Kustom

Lyrics:

Alchemyking:
“Oh, a foregone conclusion!” Well, don’t be too hasty
The Alchemy king’s cooking in the lab to crack this basket Casey
Like you in BOTM twice, I’m rhyming off from the top
Bury this tic-tac-toe ass and leave nought but a cross
Producing beats is your claim to fame
But half of them disappear from my mind - call that shit vaporwave
Check my namesake, I’m shooting off like A.K.
Fitting your Indy game series dropped two hits, then got chased away
Want to drop cold bars? Get Dilly to send you some help
If you can stop your beats getting milked by him like your name is Ennywaywell
And my white-ass flow’s not something you can diss
I’d say it’s preferable to sitting in the blacklist (Ha!)

ENNWAY:
I see we're getting creative! A fucking nod to the blacklist!
Mate you wouldn't have game if I put mine in early access
Everything you said's mid, I just can't commend it
Came out like your whole catalog: 5/10 bitch
So fucking monotone, I found your best option:
Hop in call on cam again and audition for Boris Johnson
Here's an insider tip to hyperfix with
Next time you write your shit, if time permits it, find a mix that I can listen to without a crying fit
'Cause I don't mean to pry
But man that Spamton sucked, and I'm the bitcrush guy
I got low time and still snap back at you brutally
Now you're getting dethroned, call that an AlchemyMutiny

Alchemyking:
Your eating and drinking habits don’t make sense to me
How is it you’re chugging cans, yet have no drive or energy?
Loitering in FRB, dropping the occasional Reddit meme
I’ll kill this bird twice with one stone, like it’s Bomberman and NFTs
You’re, what, like twenty years? Yet FRB took up your life for ten
Far from a fresh presence; you should’ve gone back to IcerM
This hyperpop producer may have been more hyper then
But they’re still yelling the same lame ass jokes that they’d pull out when they’d Skype their friends

ENNWAY:
Uh, (flips through notes) I think I'm seeing this wrong
Your diss doc ain't giving me much to work with, hardly
It's like you haven't been around very long
This match is unfair like when you're playing Trivia Murder Party
Stick to writing, the mic is something you should keep from
This dude sees Moleman's shlock and thinks "THIS IS PEAK BRUH"
You were deservedly happy you landed Freeced for a spot
Still I'm the second Cincinnatian you've beefed with and lost

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AlchemyKing vs ENNWAY. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

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FRB Brawl: Rematch's third battle of Round 1 pits the creator of Super Star Rap Battles, Jofinity, against the creator of Nugget Rap Battles, Nugget.

They say third time's the charm, but this is neither Jofinity's nor Nugget's third bout. Will Jofinity's many FRBs help him be crowned the super star, or will Nugget's begginer status (and swag) help him have this win in the McDonald's bag? Be sure to vote so that one may advance and one may wallow in shame.

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Produced by 2Deep

Lyrics:

Jofinity:

I’m ‘bout to eat and you won’t be a *Happy* Meal, chief
Fuck McDonalds, I’m bringing some real beef
Packin’ fuckin heat, and I’ll do more than popping corn
Cuz I’m leavin’ no crumbs for you to eat off of the floor

You live under a rock if you think your kiddy shit is ballin’
You musta crawled up from a hole straight outta Kindergarten
I’ll show the mods a dogpile when I beat this bitch
You Nugget Dog: stupid ugly piece of shit

All your fans are dead. And it’s not that your battles hit
You pump out the schlock, but they’re practicin’ abstinence
I’ve never seen a kid be so proud of all his junk
He places better on the talking charts than Battle of the Month

Think you’ll beat me? You must be smoking that “grass, man”!
Nugget’s wanted for ten counts of sexual harassment.
But don’t take it from me, let’s hear it from your loving fans
Creepy Pedophile DK: Yeah, I love Nugget, man!

Nugget:

So Jo, do you think you’re a good foe? I say no!
Cuz you’re not funny you’re more so the joke!
And getting well known in the community was a slow start
Yet I only took half your time to stick or star 

Went through your catalog and it showed you ain’t a hassle 
Since the disses you get from uploading hit harder than what’s in your battles
Just like when he drops on events, nobody cares for him
You lost to two Brit’s and now two Americans 

Jo, sorry bro, but shouldn’t battle the best
Or you’ll be cut off like battles from your direct 
But I digress, I mean it was an honest mistake
Just like those “creative” decisions you make

The whole time finding a beat with you I wanted to die 
It was so bad the next day your computer opted to end its life!
And no matter how much you improve it’s never enough 
So here’s a tip, bud. Give up! :D

Jofinity:

Say I should give up, but you quit your job cuz it’s a bit hard
Went from theater ticket-taker, to taking them in cars
I know you can’t relate, but right now, I am seein’ red
You thought that shit was good? Wait, are you colorblind or deaf?

You would’ve had some material that isn’t lame
If I had hit send that one time I mistakenly misspelled your name
We all pretend to like you, you’re FRB’s villain
And he thinks he’s got a shot at top 10? …Let’s kill him

Nugget:

You may be the wheat, but you won’t eat this beat 
Leave you like your 5 fans; starving 
 5 is a little too nice, maybe none is correct?
Because i've only heard silence in your public 

Just like your request for roles, hmm, though
I do plan on getting you as Rivers Cuomo
But you need to go if you think you’re the joker
Nugget just stole the show, so sorry, itsJover

Jofinity:

Anyone else think Nugget is a stupid little fucking bitch?

Nugget:

Anyone else think Jo ruined Bolt vs Puppington?
And the only thing he’s good at is making people mad

Jofinity:

(Grrrrr) That’s it. Me. You. Krusty Krab!

Jofinity:

…I went from rags, to riches!
Admit it, evildoer, you are… autistic!
You’re a racist, just face it, notoriously misogynistic,
I’d report ya, but your ass is too white to be “black”listed!

Nugget:

Fuck you Jofiny! You should have known I’m goated
While you? Uhh more whack coded 
You think you’re a superstar? I got super bars
And my next verse is going to go super hard!

Jofinity vs ItsNugget. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

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The fourth match of FRB Brawl: Rematch's first round brings you community veteran Danii versus newcomer Bird.

Hispanic. Avian. Swag. Epic. These are all words that have been used to describe this battle (citation needed). Will Danii steal the win like Big Al (not talkin chemyKing) stole Buzz from Toy Story that one time, or will Bird swoop in and take it for himself? Be sure to vote to let your voice be heard (by one person).

NOTE: Due to extenuating circumstances, Bird has regrettably had to drop out of the competition. Danii will advance to the next round, but please vote earnestly anyway for feedback and statistical purposes.

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Thumbnail by MasonG
Produced by insaneBeatz

Lyrics:

Dani:
Bird is going cuckoo if he's gon be on my cock
Worst is that he will lose and end up with his shit rocked
We ain't playin' chicken in this pool, I'll bring the mop
and uhh, fuck your other name, no one cares or says that shit anyway
I'll piss on your grave but I think that it's a friendly thing
'cause I know you don't shower Ms. League of Legends vs Anything
I fight dirty, got no pussy or battles for murking
Your bum ass workin’ at Raising Cane's the only way you'll serve me, bitch

Bird:
Mr. Mario Voice, those pipes best pipe down;
Oh Danii boy! What, too many nights out? 
You’re rizzing up grotesque chumps, it makes sense you’re a misfit
With no business quitting scenes ‘fore a good battle rendered in,
Dan, read ahead, and break away from this whole rap thing,
even this diss located nothing without ethnic casting,
Now flashback, I’m asking if the half-ass got past me…? 

Dani:
But wait, I've heard people say to cast Bird
If Calvin, Rosenthal, Light or Iris somehow ain't available
or Jacob needs his dick sucked by you for you to be traceable
Bellibolt vs. Gritty 'cause I carry this replaceable
Stay down, whore, what you openin' mouths for
'cause that entire verse was really showin' you fit Clowncore
and I thought you southerners would hate our asses if we came
But now the voters are like Jason; ain't you just some VA?


Bird:
Whore? Please, you’re the one asking for money:
Mixing up your commissions makes you more a D. than Luffy, 
cherry-picking your words, as if it's better to go alone
While I carry Jacob's channel, you don’t care for your own, 
And I can tell ya why every song of yours falls flat:
Works at a TV station; knows not a thing about Broad Casts.
The people come to me if they want funny reactions, cuz
clowncore works more than an "after-the-fact" joke status does

Danii vs BirdJormungandr. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

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The fifth match of FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1 has two titans of DRB facing off, JustGamer versus Sham.

Discord is brewing among the DRB crew. Will Gamer crush his competition, or will Sham be crowned the champion in this contest? Be sure to vote so one of these two may pick their character for the next round-- I mean, advance.

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Thumbnail by YLF Ethan
Produced by Hollywood Legend Productions

Lyrics:

Sham (0:12):
I guess if it's too late for me to drop this professor's lecture
I'll snap and take a shot at this ineffective director
Follow through and execute you, but it seems that's what you may want
Cause if you still ran the crew we'd stand for DanganRonpa Brainrot

And what a con artist you are, to win jack with that Barnum edit
But you couldn't garner interest no matter how far you're stretching
Your name has got community clout, sure, but what for?
A battle catalog less remembered than fucking Air War

JustGamer (0:38):
Greetings Junko, oh wait you’re not that bitch, what?
Now where will I find a lame-ass loser that’ll get crushed?
I see that Riddler costume, so a question ‘fore you start with me:
What carries your name more: These writing tournaments or DRB?

Say I can’t garner interest with my trashy Barnum edit?
Well, can anyone name a battle where Sham gets top writing credit?
This whole battle’s an Air War, how it’s a breeze with my win
Hoping third time’s the charm when Sham’s voted off the island

Sham (1:04):
Sure, mock my Survivor flop, I'll act like that shit hurts
But you miss worse, a Covid Cypher slot without a sick verse
I do admit, I gotta love your passion, you sure get around
Running all these different series... straight into the ground 

You're spitting garbage, made this battle ass, give it up, guy
Obsessed with Toneido because you're built to be a punchline
Sham to sham, cracking your self-important facade isn't hard
Said Azia's Benjamin… but you're just sad you aren't 

JustGamer (1:29):
Finally, the only reason I didn’t want you to stop 
Was so I could make some sense out of this sad-ass material doc
Deaf ass, got a dead dad, yes it really says that 
Is taking the fun out of this tourney really where your head’s at?

All those drafts you crap out but production’s never starting bro
If I wanted a slow writer white guy, I’d ask for Shimario
But just like DRB, I’ll take control over this lame poser
Now we’re both our namesakes, cause it’s Game Over.

JustGamer vs Sham. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

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FRB Brawl: Rematch's tenth match presents Pixel Chris versus RNG.

IT'S TIME FOR A RAP CLASH! Will RNG have luck on his side, or will Chris get a pixel-perfect victory? Vote now to wrap up this clash.

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Produced by 2Deep

Lyrics:

RNG: (0:07)
Two years later and were in here for a rematch
Well bitch I hope you've finally learned real rap
Cause stuttering on a beat with your tryhard knock off jokes
Would be unlistenable even if you weren't off flow
God knows I can't stand more crackers in rappin
3 years in FRB will really do you in
I can never escape this kids yakety yappin
So dont stop this battle to fuckin review it
Like bro who the fuck asked for your opinion
Call it your battles, how nobody's listening
A perfect analogy, that must be why like your battles
Your bars don't cause any reaction
And I know you’re real good acting like what i'm saying aint true
Cause every video role that you've ever been in shows no emotion in your face dude
And it’s the truth, without your paychecks every damn thing you drop would be hot ass
But you cant pay Rabi Serena and Dan to fix lil cultures fuckin nutsack

Chris: (0:53)
Hey Calvin, nice attempt, but that verse was a fucking mess
If I filtered out all of the filler, bitch, I would have nothing left
When I’m facing this dopey, dickless, dumbass dude, he trebles
I’ll chop you up into little pieces and call you Fruity Pebbles
If this shit’s FRB Brawl, then you aren’t even at Melee
Fuck battling Julius, this time I brought my A Game
Make way, cause every bar I spit’s a bop
You’re at the bottom of this battle (There’s a random white guy at the top!)
All your lines are just Fast and Furious, Cal-Vin Diesel can’t really say shit
Maybe slow down a tad, read your own bars, and try to make them a little less vacant
I was expecting you to dig deeper for someone who only plays Minecraft as their past time 
Makes sense you geek out over Heartstopper, all you spit are fucking flatlines
Oh shiver me fucking timbers! I am oh so scared!
Of a Thomas the Tank Engine nerd with emo ass hair!
Don’t talk about not getting past round one, you can’t say shit
Cause didn’t your goofy ass lose to a fucking Brit? (BRUH) 


RNG: (1:36)
Man even when we were co owners i know that you didn't like listening 
But telling yourself that I’m saying nothing bro you gotta be KIDDING me
If every line isn't some shitty forced joke or a million swear words will you not get it?
I know that's all that your writings composed of but stop making everything about you for a second
So crack this code you white trash asshole what laugh track ass flow’s you tryna smack down bro
Cause wanting FUNNI reactions trying to get people laughin only works when that shit aint LAUGH, ITS BAD, I KNOW
Learn from the ninja you failed to be and shut it, I’m done being part of your rat pack
You can be the worst part of another project, but I’ve got no more time for this Rap Clash

Chris: 
“oOOoh lOoK at Me i’m SuCH A WITTY & clEVEr lyrICIst”
Pretentious ass braggin’ bout’ Rap Clash? I don’t wanna be hearing shit
And yes I do pay my friends, they get something for their time
Adam wrote your 2 good battles without receiving a single dime
I think that acronym is false, it doesn’t seem to represent him
Cause there is no RNG needed to know he always comes second
Eat shit you fucking Poopyhead, this is a fight you ain’t winning bruh 
So you should take notes from the Ninja and know when to give it up

Pixel Chris vs RNG. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

FRB Brawl: Rematch