FRB Diss Tracks

Simply Yuki as Tressa
JesseBox as Anna
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan 
Additional writing help by JK03
Edited by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat: Vefam by Kustom
Thumbnail by JK03

Tressa (0:10):
Business is open! Now who’s my opponent? A sellout was chosen to rival my shop?
The mascot of FE couldn’t join the Smash roster, no wonder nobody is taking your stocks!
Stacking up the gold like I be piling up the bodies
Fighting bosses with my buddies while you’re just another copy
Of your siblings, don’t miss hits, I spit sick like Alfyn did
Sitting in ships, you’re just shipped with a Robin, bitch
Travelled through Osterra and I met a lot of terrible people, but they really cannot ever compare
To this beggar who endeavours to sell better with her games, but finding half her series on a shelf is rare! (Ohhhh!)
My company defined the genre that you’re placed in 
The fruits of our labour? You ate, bit!
Facing my Tradewinds, your luck can’t evade it
Left Jake for the main lord, and greatly betrayed him (Ayy! x8)
 
Anna (0:48):
Be careful, love! I drop more than prices in a fight
If I can tip the scales, then surely I can turn the Ripple-tides
All your life you were sheltered, stuck to filling up the shelves
Guess your parents never taught you how to spit a rhyme as well (Ayy!)
The biggest bargain you could make is your own life
Barging in on bandits not knowing a thing on how to fight
I bet you can't even afford some common cents with that gem
So dependent, you should call up Ali to save your ass again (Yeah!)
When the stakes are raised, I profit off it! (Uh!)
You're prone to make mistakes, and often plummet! 
I'm known for leading hordes of fabled monarchs into war
You could only rally ruffians to carry out your chores! (Ohhh!)

Tressa (1:17):
For someone who likes gold, you surely aren't the brightest 
Claim to be successful as a seller? I don’t buy it!
‘Cause you’re just coming up short like your army’s fragile budget
You keep pining for another dime; make like a price and cut it! 
No change could spare your awful remakes on DS
Your games speak for themselves: Fire Emblem is BS
Just another Anna in a sea of greedy merchant goons
It’s a shame really, not even your child could remember you!

Anna (1:36): 
Jacking classic RPG styles, dear? Don't try it!
But I should be used to dueling with a pirate
Tyrants, I can fight ‘em, and you’re not any different 
When it comes to littering a game with add-ons, you're insistent! 
Money ain’t your Default option pilfering from baddies, see
‘Cause stealing from Bravely was your main gameplay strategy!
Our Decisive Battle ends here, so close up shop, honey
Take notes from Graham, should’ve known to never Cross me! (Cha-ching!)

Tressa Colzione vs. Anna (Fire Emblem). SIR Rap Battles Sidequests (ft. Simply Yuki & JesseBoxVO)

Henry Emily vs Henry Stein- Rap Battles!

Quite a while ago, someone was tryna talk shit about Dustin’s content. A few years later, I’m sending a message.

Intro:
Yo Serena
You said you would kill for some stupid ass diss track beef
Well I assure you there’s nothing “stupid” about this beef
And that I’m gonna be the one doing the “killing”

Chorus:
I’m taking your crown, best be taking a fucking bow
Don’t wanna hear more “overpraised” shit come from you now
This track might be a few years late but I won the crowd
So better keep my boss’s name out your fucking mouth

Verse 1:
My G Serena, I see you’re tryna find some smoke
But we can scrap the E cuz you shoulda quit a while ago
I would say since you started that you’ve copied my entire flow
But based off Josiah Bartlet, you can’t even do that right, you dope

A slot in FRB staff is your top accomplishment
That should’ve been obvious off the fact the bars you drop are moderate 
Don’t need no profile edits, you pissed more than just Mancha off, son
I hear you’re Italian, of course all you brought’s a copypasta

Dawg, you got your ass cooked by Flooshy - you think you’d tear me up
Comparing yourself to the most mid Danganronpa character
Your Twitter’s filled with fictional chicks yet you ain’t get their games
Add a good role to your kin list, another thing you’ll never play

Zabroni, persona’s a phony
I’m known as a h*rseman, you’re known as a brony
Your frickin’ mixing makes me wanna shoot a chrome straight through my bootyhole
Flubbed Auditions so you went and switched to FML Studio

Talk shit and say bye to your job
When I pay Rabi three whole bucks to kick you out, you’ll be calling them the Firing Squad
And back a few mornings, came by your stream
Now tell me how you the worst V-tuber rapper since Mori Calliope

Ok that was a lie, I mean, I’m not that rude, sheesh
My screaming on your track was so hard that it had you peak
Does something smell in here? Damn, she reeks
It must bug you knowing that your highest height was Ants v. Bees

Chorus:
I’m taking your crown, best be taking a fucking bow
Don’t wanna hear more “overpraised” shit come from you now
This track might be a few years late but I won the crowd
So better keep my boss’s name out your fucking mouth 

Outro:
Sorry Serena I didn’t mean it you’re really cool
You’re my friend and you make cool music and I’m happy to be your friend
You are Italian tho so I guess nobody’s perfect, sorry

Mixed by Zagranis

“Overpraised” - Zagranis Diss Track (prod. by Anabolic Beatz)

El Silbón (Folklore) VS Death (Puss In Boots)

writing: me
voicework: me
poor mixing: me
beat: inphase

El Silbón

Ah, another lost soul travelling with a deathwish?
I hate dogs, that’s why I go after bitches.
I tower over you, call you petite perrito.
But, you’re such a copycat, you even stole my whistle.

Killed my father, now I’m cursed to roam the Llanos.
You tried to kill a puss, but we all know how that goes.
Mierda, can’t snare a scaredy cat, just spared I hear?
The stick in my hand ain’t for fetch, it’s to beat in-

Death

Fear… yes, I do love the smell of it.
Drenched with blood and alcohol, no need for disinfectant.
‘Cause I put the sick in sickle, while you’re getting old.
So skinny and sickly, we should call you El Sil-bone.

Maybe that’s why dogs find you tasty.
Carrying a stick and bag, but don’t run away, see
You’ve seen abuelo’s pets, but here’s the alpha of the pack.
You can run from me, señor, but you can’t run a track.

El Silbón

Hijo de puta, seems like you’re still alive.
I thought you’d be gone, considering your screen time.
In your movie, you’re a third of the villains.
They built me a statue just to capture my image.

And the cheaters and womanisers that we all live with?
I kill with righteousness, saving all the victims.
I hate drunkards and such, but mostly this bastard.
You won’t get a last wish, but you’ll get some last words.

Death

Ah, finally. This should be fun.
You’ve ruined the rap, which means the battle has begun.
Such a coward, you alone couldn’t get deer meat.
Is your hair standing up or are you just happy to see me?

I may live in a world full of animals,
But I’m not barbaric enough to be a cannibal.
You should count down behind that door, ‘cause before I leave,
I blow the whistle out, and I don’t mean metaphorically.

El Silbón VS Death - Rap Battle

Some people think they can act however they want and get away with it. Beat produced by 2Deep.

I got a "Lethal Premonition" that this prick just wants to start something
You're a bread grifting bitch, and I'm duck hunting
You're a fucking cunt, always tryna stir the pot
Get on my plane and I'll show you what I do to opps
Trapped in the arctic, snow back and forth
In an impromptu boxing match with Norm of the North
Swarming in hoards, lock all your doors, yeah you got me bored
Soon you'll see what I've got in store

Summoned by everyone that is angry you're in our place
Cocky but too much of a pussy to show off his face
Armed with an Injector that kills and poisons whole landscapes
But I could never match the toxicity of your fanbase
I rap so damn good it's creepy
Someone get this dude some Febreze
You and Leo should just retreat
You spent your childhood getting freebies

Gimme one duck and I'll feast for weeks
Tryhard in those FRBs, you're a freak to me
You leech and feed, steaming when there's beef to be
I'm keeping free, but this dude's been mean to me
If you wanna be a fucking boss, not to boast
Grab a pen and paper and start taking down some notes
Number 1, don't you ever fuck with the pros
Number 2, don't you ever mess with my show

I rap when I want, I kill in one shot
My lines are super effective because they're so hot
I guess there are some things you can't just mend
Don't you dare respond or else it's the fucking end

Capital Punishment (Psytube Diss)

LYRICS:
Well I guess I gotta give a motherfuckin response
To a theater kid who’s thinking he won this one
Cast a spell on this shithead: seance
Who’s thinkin his wack track left me dropped

Wanna beef with Z? That’s cool to me
You’re a horseman? Well, you’re a fool to me
Your comedy carries you, without it you’re lesser
I’m about to wreak havoc on FRB’s Jester

You picked me as a target cause I’m the only one that you know
That’s known for not handling shit well, you really hit a new low
Is that the most tasteless thing you’ve done? Well who knows?
Actually it’s second, we won’t even talk about Bruno

I’m sick of you popping up in the convo and thinking you’re owning the place
I’m sick of you talking to kids and rubbing your fame in their face
I’m sick of messages being interrupted by your dumbass schemes
“Hey you like this battle? That’s cool, hey check this dead meme!”

You got frayed laces, you’re so shameless,
you ain’t blameless, rep ain’t stainless,
it’s time to face this, don’t need to blame us
Your shitty jokes don’t entertain us

I know the path is rocky, but you really gotta fight
Mark the line in the sand, disappear into the night
I see you in the server, crying and whining “someone notice me!”
Aren’t you a horseman, this unbreakable titan? Supposedly?

Think outside the box for once and have some self awareness
Halloween was only shit because your dumbass screaming scared us
It prepares us for the time, when your life takes a decline
Trapped inside your mind “Comic Sans is still funny right guys?”

Spend so much time goofing on Jo you forgot how to be productive
Talk about being constructive when all you do is be destructive
I only mixed your diss track so when I go to spit back
I know to avoid all the chit chat just to say your shit’s wack

I killed this in under 2, pack your bags, get up, go home
I’m sorry for being rude but when it comes to this it’s no joke

Mixed and Mastered by me I don't need someone else to do it

Think Outside The Box (Snakebite126 Response) (Prod. Anywaywell)

Verse (0:11)
Oh God, where do I start, I know i talk a lot and can piss you off, but you got too much issues to start with,
Or maybe I can ask this very pasty boy ‘bout the lies he tells us on a daily basis
No, yeah, that can wait a minute, tell me why you just like Ayden, lonely nerd, uncreative, that spends his time rippin’ me off
And he’s a goofy water starter that’s mostly hated and berated with L’s whenever he talks

Back to the lies, he says he awesome, he’s not just get a load of this guy bruhhh
Says he’s praised, only time we’re on our knees is when begging to rid that Padilla ass haircut
And if he did cut it, he’d get bullied to his coffin cuz he looks like fucking Vector
But he chooses to walk around lookin’ like an emo kid straight outta Twitter 

Most my shit’s experimental while that voice sounds like an experiment gone mental
How you’re the lesser man next to your girlfriend, that shit deserves a metal
He gets pissy when we all label him as lame and gay and he clearly is
I mean kid explain what half the shit you and Grasman talk about is

Aye, claim i’m your best friend yet every day i’m always gettin’ replaced
With the same nerds you complain about in those essays you send almost every day
You tend to bitch about MY art being used, like you’re jealous of MY success as Mimikyu
And if it wasn’t for MY name carrying YOU, you would’ve been better off as the next acexperts, dude

Beat produced by kirk
Written and recorded in like 2 hours LMAO
This was made for jokes and funny reasons so if it’s off beat who cares

The Nugget Lameness (prod. kirk)

Henry Vs Henry was a battle that really showed your abilities.
I didn’t help anything but still got a credit thanking me.
Not getting in the top 10 was sad and unlucky.
But I still laugh that you lost to huggy fuckin’ wuggy.

Crazy you have a crew yet 3 people really work on your battles
Really high quality! Yet trav shark has more subs on his channel.
Not a diss to Trav what he does is pretty impressive!
Can’t say the same for racist bars made by Grasman. Pretty offensive. 

You’re more of a box head than the art that you make.
Stop making fnaf and serial killer battles for god sake!
Ok I’m done here. I would love to hear a rebuttal from you now
Well. If you don’t have BDGR's meat in your mouth. 

Mixed by my favorite homosexual BDGR! 

This was recorded at school.

mowing the grass (Prod. LEXNOUR)

Dune Vs. Northman

Bitch, I’m a hamster
I’m a hamster
But that doesn’t mean I will dance for ya
I won’t dance for ya
I don’t mess with you, no chance, sir
There’s no chance, sir
This beat making me go ham, sir
I’m going ham, sir ‘cause I’m a hamster

I’m a hamster, yeah I’m teeny (yeah I’m teeny)
Not an elephant, dumbass, Cricetidae (what is that)
That’s my family (oh) there’s 19 species (species)
Which one would you want to keep? Uh, that’d be me
Ooh! Everyone can agree that I’m adorable
If you do not agree, then you are horrible
I just think you might be a little jealous, for real
I keep the world spinning when I run on my wheel
Uh, gimme a tube to drink my water out of
Uh, gimme a room that I can run around in
And by a room, I mean a cage, please!
But don’t contain these thoughts or I’ll go crazy!
I got 3 years to live, so I’mma make these days count
I’ll be chewing on wood and taking shits on the ground of my cage (ewww)
What? Did you expect me to know
How to handle a toilet? Well no, you fucking hoe
Packing so many bars inside these cheek pouches
Cooking these suckas up until they ham and cheese mouses
If you’re scared of hamsters, put on your Pampers
If you hate on hamsters, I hope you die of cancer

Bitch, I’m a hamster
But that doesn’t mean I will dance for ya
I won’t dance for ya
I don’t mess with you, no chance, sir
There’s no chance, sir
This beat making me go ham, sir
I’m going ham, sir
‘Cause I’m a motherfucking hamster
I’m a hamster
But that doesn’t mean I will dance for ya
I won’t dance for ya
I don’t mess with you, no chance, sir
There’s no chance, sir
This beat making me go ham, sir
I’m going ham, sir ‘cause I’m a hamster

i made the beat
zagranis made the mix
ultimate145, metalfireva, gamingplush64, chao, freshy kanal, swizkii, atronach's aura, mothmancha and zagranis made the eww sound

hamster rap.

Just found this in my files, completely forgot I did it
Same lyrics as the final version, I was playing around with a Pico voice filter for the entire battle and also the flow on the "turn off the business shtick" part is different

Dated November 2021

Blitzo vs Pico - Proof-Of-Concept

The demo track I recorded for Megumin vs Ralsei.
Dated March 2023

Megumin vs Ralsei - Eddie's Demo

SNL Cast Member

Pokey vs. Cacturne - Mario vs. Anything!

Bird As Pokey

Cole As Cacturne 

Mixed by Jort

Written by King Ducky & King Wallace

Cover art by SPM1000

Beat prod. Anywaywell & Ennway

Pokey:
Lets go
I’m the dopest Pokey (yuh?) you’re a dopey Poke
I could destroy any lowly crony even if I’m snowy 
Got cold feet? (Hah) Freezing up from exposed heat 
You’re below me so unzip your mouth and blow me!

That needle arm is not unique, so prickly prick quit tryin’ to hit me
Not even special to Sidney, overshadowed by his Shiftry
And still this sucker’s sucker punch could never fucking fuck me up
Dumped on route 111? You’re the one who’s munchin’ dust 

Cacturne:
Guess what! It’s Cact’s turn and i’m Drain Punching a Pokey
Chew you up and spit you out like the tongue of a Yoshi
No matter which skin equipped, you’re still a damn bore
Either your flow is absorbed, or you miss me in a sandstorm!

The raps I spit are hazardous and damagin’ like spikes
Leave a loser hammered in like the mallet from Morton's fight
You burrow like a Diglett, yet I’ll still shock you like a Raichu
But at least you’ll be a boss after I once again mummify you!

Pokey:
Think you can defeat me? You’re as weak as cheep cheep
Your rapping is almost as bad as you spamming Leech Seed
I tower over ya, Cacnea’s just one of my different segments
Dropped from the anime, this mixed attacker got mixed reception!

Straight from Doki Doki Panic, now this Pokey’s flowing frantic
James disowned him so he's saddened, just a lonely coping has-been
Funny, the brainless Scarecrows actin' all tough 
When he's the one afraid of being smackdown by small bugs 

Cacturne:
You're a legless monstrosity, how are you gonna run tracks?
Given how you handle boomerangs, you wont like this comeback
You’re just a creeper, whether 64 or your Minecraft Mash-up
Mario’s party pummelled Pokey, this potato stacks button mashed-up!

Taken from another game, where you looked like a snot thread
Knock off, and I ain't talking bonking your bod till you drop dead
You blow hard! One of your various variants if you need to be informed
So I’ll leave this "fun guy" spiked up, even if he switched forms

Pokey vs. Cacturne - Mario vs. Anything!

original battle by Dilly

SC link: https://soundcloud.com/locorapbattles/the-mandela-catalogue-vs-marble-hornets-rap-battle-2023

YT link: https://youtu.be/UoHzVZzB7e8

Gabriel:
Oh cherished viewers, I've come to you to spread a message, I
Have news that a rapper will come on down to you and bless the mic
So all of you may rest your eyes and leave it to the alternate
And while you count your sheep - the shepherds will be slaughtered next
I know your dreams, I know your wants, your weaknesses
I know how to fire shots. Like Heathcliff did
You corrupt the cameras, break the film and freeze frames
If you need tech support, I suggest you meet Dave
I descend from heavens, the counties dwindle in seconds
“Slender sickness” is no more, mental illness is your weapon
It’d be better for us both if you offed yourself, that’s the blunt truth
There’s no space for the two of us. You’re too tall for one room

The Operator:
If you search for me, be advised and keep inside
Unless you want to end up looking more fucked than your CGI
Yes, I make the lens glitch and fill the rolls with static screens 
But with your early works, you’ve only been working with static screams
Chills are sent down people’s spines, I sent victims totheark 
You just sent Noah messages and sent your copies to the ark
There’s a hundred fucking series’ now to mooch off clout all thanks to you
I’ll leave viewers distraught as I chew you out, low hanging fruit
I set precedents a decade back before you sat upon a throne
Your head’s stuck inside the clouds but your skin’s not your own
This sloppy savior barely dispatched an officer off his paper
If you can’t reach the lieutenant, don’t ring up the operator

Gabriel:
Think you’re a threat? Last time I checked, we’re opposites
I give people comfort and safety, you give coughing fits
I cull my followers like cattle, you’re just Kralie’s ghostwriter
And you’re choking just like him on your end - the phone’s silent

The Operator:
This false god wants to claim that he brings a new divine rule?
My brother in christ, your power’s the liquify tool
I’ll take your sheep, shepherds, secrets, leave them gone and drop this faker
‘Cause I’m turning the channel off Local58’s doppelganger

[RAYYAN MIX] Mandela Catalogue vs Marble Hornets - Rap Battle!

(uh, uh)
( fuck a french fry I'm rolling up wit a stick )
( and if I see you on my block, )
( I got a nugget to dip )

check it, I got a problem with you nugget man fuck you
you used to be my best friend and then you pushed your luck dude
I'm raiding your living quarters, it's dilly wit the pilgrimage 
id tell you that I'm packing knives but kid you'd get to giggling 
you little bitch, since prestons hourglass you've been a pawn dork!
so go back to your old job, get my fuckin popcorn
its funny, most you see is green yet you got poor numbers
how the fuck you four eyes and only see four colors?
you pack a switch you use for pokemon and smashin’
(brrrrat!) I pack a switch that flips to semi automatic 
stick to spamming all your shitty memes ‘bout amy rose and miku 
better duck next time you see me, like hatsune, I got beams too.

( fuck a french fry I'm rolling up wit a stick )
( and if I see you on my block, )
( you betta run pretty quick )
( fuck a french fry I'm rolling up wit a stick )
( and if I see you on my block, )
( I got a nugget to dip)

CHAU DOWN - A NUGGET DISS TRACK 😈😈😈

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