Original song by Dred Fouglas. 

Enjoy them extra loud fornicating cicadas in the background.

Lyrics:

Bet you’ll see my swollen half-dead carcass
on a highway side 
thumbing for a ride
Buzzards circling overhead 
just biding time 
‘til I go belly-up in the red sunshine

I swear by the devil and the moon
When I die, I’ll leave a mess for you
Just for you

Been a white-trash-dirt-poor 
bastard all of my damn life
I’ve got a tongue like a knife
Ain’t no blood pumping through my veins, 
it’s hard liquor and grease 
and hate that fuels this beast

I swear by the devil and the moon
I will not die ‘fore I’ve sang my roadkill blues

My trailer-park heart’s nicotine stained
Batter and abuse
It’s all I know, it’s all I do
Don’t you waste no ill will on me
They’re waitin’ for me in hell 
to claim my fiery jail cell 

I swear by the devil and the moon
When I die, I’ll leave a mess for you
I swear by the devil and the moon
I will not die ‘fore I’ve sang my roadkill blues

Roadkill Blues

Inexplicably the man know as Dred Fouglas was born in the year 1913 to two women. In some strange way, they both gave birth to each half of his body. He was rightfully left in the woods at birth. In 1917 he was first documented crafting a stringed instrument from bailing twine and shovels. Feared by the town, he was persecuted and declared a "sheehogue" and a "vargulf" despite having 1 confirmed kill against a werewolf.  He fled the town to become an extra in the Roman Polanski film "Rosemary's Baby". Several years later he read from the Naturom Demonto in East Tennessee and began writing songs that are responsible for at least 13 killings. He now resides with his wife and 24 children in the suburbs of Port Banguss, Maine, smoking his pipe and writing gloomy music is his mildewy garage.