suicidemouse.avi (creepypasta) vs. Bendy (Bendy & the Ink Machine) vs. Cartoon Cat (Trevor Henderson)

Sackboy what do you mean suck my sack boy you don’t have a sack

I don't think the mixing makes that much of a difference

I can't tell if I hate this or if I love this.

Fightmarker as Pico
Kamren as Baldi
Written by Fight, Cole, and Rabi
Beat by InsaneBeatz
Baldi SFM by Fightmarker
Pico TN art by Nooby
Mixed by Mightfarker

Pico’s School
School’s in! Guns out! There’s nowhere to run now!
And looking at this dumb clown, it’s clear you broke no New Grounds
Whether it’s beatboxing or rap, I always got the strap!
It’s Flash vs Trash, I’ll Blam This Piece of Crap!
made goth kids drop quick, a site’s what I started
then I look over to your audience how’s your fanbase more toxic
You’re running out of clicks, new modes and field trips
Now you’re ending up just flinging shit at the wall till it sticks!
Smoke you out like herbs, you get on my nerves
Observed this stalking perve, being put on a list is what you deserve
claim to be ironic, then make profit off the tropes you stole, dick
So doubt anything you can spit compares to the shots that I’ve Unloaded

Baldi
Wow! That was horrible! Too much profanity 
Don’t know what I’d imagine, when he’d parodied a tragedy 
Educating’s my profession so I’ll teach this offensive kid a lesson
Cause intolerant tools like you should be rotting in detention!
I’m loved worldwide, just ask my Kickstarter backers
While this kid was abandoned and replaced with Castle Crashers
I see you’re failing in all your classes that’s quite a shame but 
I’ll still give you a reward
it’s Baldeez Nuts
Seeing how these edgy rebels act, I find it perplexing 
That like Flash Player, you and Nene fail to have a connection
Violence in my school is forbidden, just you being here makes me pissed
And with your how site treats Tankman, seems not even they want you to exist

Pico’s School
I’m Uber, you’re an Ubër kid, so let me get this through to you, teach’
Rulers are out of the equation when I pack two of these Uzis
Don’t rap against me Baldi, this ain’t something to lose your head over
Not my fault you’re running this track like you were tripped back by B Soda!
Don’t need Darnell to Play with Fire, I’m the inextinguishable dickhead slayer!
While your fame’s quickly descending; Baldi’s falling down the Elevator!
Now before you drop dead, try this problem instead
My gun’s lead plus your bald head equals me coating the walls red!

Baldi
I heard every line you said were those meant to make me upset?
Cause you were just blowing smoke, like one of your cigarettes 
But you managed to finally kill your verse with your Funkin’ Night band!
Now the only thing left for you to do is GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN
HERE’S A LESSON MORE IMPACTFUL THAN JUST APPLES AND BANANAS
A MASSACRE TO MAKE YOU PRAY FOR SHOOTOUTS WITH CASANDRA
ALL YOUR DISSES PHASED THROUGH YOU SHOULD FIX YOUR AIM DUDE
VIEWER’S DEVICES ARE UNABLE TO PROCESS THE BEATING I JUST GAVE YOU

Baldi
ha...

Pico's School vs Baldi's Basics. rap battle. by fightmarker.

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqhS4X0ddOM

TicciSparks como Scott Pilgrim
GASU como Ramona Flowers

lightsøut como Boyfriend
Pandah como Girlfriend

Escrito por CyanCoat, TheBauestPerson, Cloud17 y TheSoul

Instrumental por CyanCoat

Lyrics (translated, not adapted) to English:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1fyT1elZ536HsSyKYehtAM970e_yMIWygrV_B1vL6ZWA/edit?usp=sharing

Kim Pine:
(Uno, Dos, Tres, Cuatro!)

Anunciador:
GUERRAS DE RAP

Scott Pilgrim contra Boyfriend!

Girlfriend:
(Tres, Dos, Uno, Va!)

Scott Pilgrim y Ramona Flowers:
Juegos de ritmo? los gano, amigo mío!
(Si no, ve lo que hicimos contra el idiota de Gideon!)
Venceré en un Flash al pastiche de NewGrounds
Esta vez sin ayuda de Knives! (Parappa dirá Chau!)

Boyfriend:
Oh dios, qué haces aquí Scott? No salgas con más niños!
Tú y tu basura hipster vuélvanse para el 2005!
Tan blando como un Muffin, hoy soy tu nega-ninja!
Vas a ser el Ex Ocho, después de esta paliza!

Scott Pilgrim:
No lo creo, en este duelo voy a ser como tu suegro!
Tu deseo es tener Sexo y mis Bob-Ombas lo han des-hecho!

Boyfriend:
No hables de mi relación, tu novia es peor que Taylor Swift! (Ooh!)
Fuckboys pixelados no acaban bien contra mi! (Yeah!)

Scott Pilgrim:
¿Soy un Fuck Boy porque me dan lo que a ti no?
Mejor dime "Puck-Man", todas quieren darme el "Fuck"!

Boyfriend:
Mejor dicho "Cuck-Man", cuando llega el G-Man
Suelta el bajo que con Neil ya te van a reemplazar!

Scott Pilgrim y Ramona Flowers:
Derroté a ambos capitanes, América y Marvel!
(Mientras tú estás rapeando contra dos niños en disfraces!)
Pero enano vocaloid, sólo regurgitas flows...
YA BASTA! Pagarás tu crimen contra el hip hop!

Boyfriend:
Tus bandas son un crímen contra lo Sónico (& Knuckles)
Ellas se desmoronan cuando yo rockeo el Mic-hael
Cera debes tener, si crees que suenan bien
Como tu película, un fracaso van a ser!

Scott Pilgrim y Ramona Flowers:
Te supero en cualquier medio, hasta en los videojuegos!
Es normal cuando recaes en mods para hacerlo bueno...
(El subespacio en tu cabeza de seguro está vaciado...)
Si pensabas que tu moda vencería a mi legado!

Boyfriend:
¿Te refieres al legado de haber arruinado,,,
...A toda una generación, pedófilo fracasado?
Encima tardas seis tomos en tratar de ser mejor
Porque no quiere afrontar que es sólo un puto perdedor!

Scott Pilgrim y Ramona Flowers:
Luché por la chica en mis sueños! Poder de Entendimiento!
(Con cualquier nota en falso tu novia abandona el juego...)
Viví con Wallace, oye, no discrimino!
Así que al menos te queda ir a darte picos con Pico...

Boyfriend y Girlfriend:
¿Quieres hablar de homosexuales?... tienes tres ex-novias:
Volviste a dos de ellas lesbianas, y la otra te odia!
Ya no te escondas tras Ramona, maldito cobarde!
Te vencí por mi cuenta (Así es cómo se hace!) Ja!

Scott Pilgrim vs Boyfriend

#rapbattle #zelda #mario

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snakebite126 as happy mask salesman 
shimario as shy guy

written by dilly and shimario sucks
(additional writing by nooby, rng, chandler, and anangrypenguin)
mixed by danii
beat prod. by diamond style productions
art by chandler and nooby
cover art by rabi
series logo by timelord

this series is a tribute to epic rap battles of history.
https://www.youtube.com/user/ERB

Happy Mask Salesman vs Shy Guy - Rap Battle! (2021)

New Season, New Vibes, New Battle! Today we have the 46th and current President of the United States, Joe Biden, pitted against old time folklore myth, Sandman! Enjoy!

CAST:
Zawesome as Joe Biden
Commander Jacob as Sandman

LYRICS:
JOE BIDEN:
Why is it that Joe Biden’s the first in his family
That’s forced into battling this fantasy, it’s a tragedy
But actually, I’ve faced bigger travesties in my past
Now Catholic Jack is taking America back, en masse
Ole Ole (Ole Ole), gettin’ intimate real slowly
Creepin’ kids right on their beds, that’s some malarkey, holy moly
I’m running laps (running tracks), around your ass, I’m a machine
And sleepy wants to beat me? In your dreams
But there’s a gleam brighter than my teeth when I talk to’em (talk to’em)
I inspire hope with a speech when I talk to’em (talk to’em)
What I brought to’em, taught to’em, vaccines, baby
All you do is put a crowd to sleep when you talk to’em 

SANDMAN:
Let me keep a close eye on your lines- now wait a minute
I think I’ve heard that verse before, it’s a bit kinning Kinnock innit
Step to the dream emcee, *stretch* I’ll go ham then
Run a track around me? *yawns* Let’s Go Brandon
I ain’t creepy, I’m calmin’, coolin’, soothin’ the juvenescence 
The iridescent candescent rapper spittin’ with efflorescence
Status Quo Joe, throwin’ stones, makin’ claims, but the film shows
With him rubbin’, perusin’, droolin’ over the adolescence
I’ma need ya to kill the hypocrisy, rampant in your democracy
Stop saying what you’re gonna do and fight for what you’re promising
Cu-Cu–Cu–Cu-Cuz you? You’re old news
Your sun is setting like the dude who came before you

JOE BIDEN:
What’s with that sluggish verse, you gotta clap back better
Because comparing you and me, I simply Build Raps Better
And Ole look it just takes a little time to get things moving
I’m tryin’ to bring us all together, get this nation improving
Unlike that immature adult, insecure asshole
Droppin’ 80 mill, got his ass out of the capitol
Droppin’ 2 trill, Scranton’s top office celebrity
Your office topped 300 mill, we dropped it from our memories 

SANDMAN:
Shhh, I think it’s time for you to go to sleep
Wanna be Roosevelt, but you can’t help being a sheep
To Chuck and Nancy, can’t stand on your own cuz you’re weak
Your only droppin’ promises Joe, now your futures looking bleak
But go on about the hope from your out of touch ticket
That’s great Joe, you did it, now do something with it

Beat By: Dansonn
Mixed By: Musiclide
Cover By: Commander Jacob

Joe Biden Vs Sandman | Gridline Rap Battles Season 3

Original By Epic Rap Battle Parodies On YouTube

Seth As Walt Disney(Audio)

J As Shigeru Miyamoto(Audio)

Skitzy As Walt Disney(Video)

YDGeon As Shigeru Miyamoto(Video)

Walt Disney vs Shigeru Miyamoto ( ERBP Reboot)

Carnage Vs Sideshow Bob - Marvel Vs Anything

HarryPotter2875 as Jay Gatsby (Greed)
Seth (CBRB) as Christian Grey (Lust)
Skeep as Augustus Gloop (Gluttony)
WoodenHornets as Tom Sawyer (Sloth)
Mr. E Owl as Macbeth (Envy)
UnamusedDetective as Carrie White (Wrath)
Adam as Victor Frankenstein (Pride)

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oq1kADLIDApl3QB5kJXBFd0_PDkR-F40mm5Yp3L8lVA/edit

Beats by Kustom, Beatgeekz, Allrounda, and Ear2thebeat.

URBoF

The Seven Deadly Sins Royale - URBoF #7

Scribblenauts vs. Little Big Planet

Here is some properly mixed audio, im going to use for the video of this battle. 

Written by:
Freshy Kanal, R the Writer, YAOES, Legion, Red

Chizeled By:
Mat4yo

Beat By:
LionRiddims

Mixed By:
Boris

Vladimyr P. as Maxwell

Freshy Kanal as Sackboy

Maxwell: (0:21)
Bag packed! Sharp Starrhymes flowing through you!
When I point ‘em at your face, I make this doll go voodoo.
These are real riddles, holmes, it is time for you to pop it.
You ain’t got no fitting sticker, better update your popit.
I jump and run the city when I’m scribbling art.
While you burnt out of ideas and copied Mario Kart.
Making checkpoints turn red, while I earn the fat stacks
I’ll press down your mood button, if you mess with Mad Max.

Sackboy: (0:42)
Well, you’d think a creative boy could scribble a better verse.
Your creators were more stoned than your sister when cursed.
It doesn't take a mini level to dismantle this crap toy,
You want an oral battle? You can suck my sack, boy!
I build my own level, rhyming fly and sick.
I bet you are a Doppelganger, since you copied my shtick.
And when I look back at the apple prank you’ve pulled, Max.
It makes me wanna grab Newton’s brain and smash it in your glove hat.

Maxwell: (1:03)
Best be careful with your rage or you’ll pop yourself out the zone.
Dude you are so lonely, your only friend is foam.
You fight along heroes but I’ll unmask your actions
By drilling Big SugarDaddy into the All Star trash bin.
I’ll Smash Brawl your controller, your story brings me mental pain.
You maintain that this game makes Higginbottom look sane.
Now look at your gain, check the bubbles you consume.
You’ll be like “Look at me, I earned a bitchslap costume”

Sackboy: (1:24)
I’ll verbally eat this word searching prick for lunch time
Too bad your notebook can’t find the word punchline.
Edgar and Julie will end up in a tragedy.
I own your notepad city and your axolotl family.
Your exit is a casualty, jump and run through evolution.
I’m coming from a King’s house, we are known for Maxecution.
Your prime got scribbled, just give up and drop your nation.
Cause by now your fanbase is wanking on my Play Station.

Scribblenauts vs. Little Big Planet - Rap Battle!

I'm the main antagonist of YouTube although I don't play a central role in the series till the 2010s

Mancha as Poochee
Eddie as Pansy

F00PZ as Red Puppet 
F00PZ as Bird Puppet
F00PZ as Yellow Puppet

Poochee and Pansy:

Once upon a time, there were two sick rappers
That will be named victorious against some horror-ble actors
Dev-oat-ed fans are bewitched when they see you Sufferdark
So we’ll ball hard to show you we’ve got both bite and bark
Our special announcement is to keep kids protected
You’re deceiving and begging for HELP so you’re not disconnected
There are Bad Things That Can Happen and thisisitcollectively    
We’re towering over you and this time we’re not here to get kitty
Your fans are jejune teens and I don’t FIND YOU much better
Slowly ditching your friends while we always stick together
You try to Question Fun but these standard practices are vital
Couldn’t capitalize on your fame or your first episode’s title

Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared:

Digital style comes in the form of many things
Looks like now we’re in Powerpoint Slideshow vs Anything
That sounds really boring - you can ring me and the bell
Because you’re lonely and forgotten - taking the  mic L
While we’re taking the Midnight Crown as what haunts YouTube
You’re green with envy because we’re more creative than you
Have you met the talking clock? 10 years and you’ll surely rot
With a pesky B-plot worth Gangadiddly squat!
ARG! The early bird gets your can of worms, pups!
Takes a ScareTheater video for you to be eaten up
With your dreams of winning against my oil flow, you’ll plummet
Just show your puppy Love and succumb as a puppet

Poochee and Pansy:

*hahah* We’re spitting fire, you’re spitting like Freddy Firefly
You can celebrate Father’s Day by meeting who you were inspired by
Comedy is more your Colin, take an eye for an eye
Looks like this is the second time you bombed on the open mic


Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared:

*huh?* You’re trying to reach us but your views are pitiful
Your fame is dest-Roy-ed and you never grew up like Shrignold
Send an S.O.S to your friends because you’re clearly quite the dreamer
But you won’t get far if your favourite idea is screamers

Coverart by Geon
Written by Eddie
Mixed by -
Prod. by Sean Divine

NEXT BATTLE: Elementary (ft. Legion & Allymations)

Poochee & Pansy vs Don't Hug Me I'm Scared - Rap Battle (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING)

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twyX2KeQOX4

Production Started on September 28th 2018 and now it's finally here

SC Cover Art by Jason Carreon
Beat By: Kustom
Written By: TheAngryMidget
Mixed By: DeegleNV

Greg Heffley: Snakebite126
Rafe Khatchadorian: FightMarker

Lyrics:

Greg: 0:08
This is not a Diary, so try to spit creatively 
Guess it’s not your priority, check all the times you’ve copied me
I’m not your Dragon teacher but the Ugly Truth is that i’m brutal
So if you want a challenge then i’ll crack a High School Musical
Abused by your stepfather, a disappointment to your Mother
Disregarded by your lover, and talk to your deceased Brother? (Yikes)
So stick to pulling pranks, or I'll cut you off at the draw
Mess with me again and it'll be the real Last Straw

Rafe Khatchadorian: 0:29
Stick figure sickly Rappers, want to take this out with Strife?
‘Cus after that rancid verse i found the worst time of my Life
I’d describe those rhymes as Cheesy, but i think you understand, man
With Music brash and Mindless you should join your Brothers Band, damn
Kinney couldn’t create a more unlikeable character 
To appeal to edgy tweens, who only understand a simple narrative
Chased off your only friend, you’re one big dick Greg Heffley 
Just a self obsessive loner, who’s a bigger freak than Fregley 

Greg: 0:51
It’s time to Save Rafe, his negligence you won’t believe
Haven’t encountered crap that stale since my encounter with the Cheese (ergh)

Rafe: 0:56
You seem a bit angsty buddy, but i’ll beat you like it’s football
Your verse and series dragged on, talk about a long haul 

Greg: 1:02
Was that a rebuttal? Or just another of your meltdowns
Don’t need to be a wrecking ball to give a simp a beat down
Got several hits and counting, this wannabe can’t get through me
Bro, you had to sell out your whole franchise for one movie

Rafe: 1:12
Back it up bubby, your movie’s are hardly a flex bro
You’re coming in with rhymes far more rotten than your tomatoes
Barely leave your room n’ thinkin’ you're the center of the world, though?
When you’re far more fitting in the centre of a padded jail! (ohhh)

Greg Heffley vs Rafe Khatchadorian | Midget's Rap Battles #7

Written by: Seth, R the Writer, Kamren, Trent, Joe No Mercy, Stark Media, MetaMachine

Gideon:
Scott was almost nothing, and now I am faced with less, sir?
After this, All For One is gonna need a new successor
I must confess, I’m not impressed, take your shonen plot and shove it
With the hands-on costume Overhaul, you’ve surely mastered shadow puppets
Daddy left you battered, that turnaround was drastic
And with those shattered smackers, you shoulda packed some chapstick!
Hotter and colder than Shoto, I know that I’m better, buddy
I won’t need the trenchcoat to make your costume look redder, buddy

Tenko:
This emo girl skirt chaser and eventual slaver
is more fragile than paper. Less of a threat than Eraser!
Your intentions with the Subspace is nothing to my darkest fears
Swallow your words and shit out good lines in 7 years
The itchy trigger finger’s going straight through old geezers
Dispersing verses colder than the girls in your freezer
Spitting Chaos on your Theatre, this has-been should fear my power
After all a “microchip”’s not enough for Ramona’s flower

Gideon:
You think your bore of Nomu hordes is ever gonna stop me?
Just like your adopted father, You’re too cocky, Shigaraki!
If you want beef, I’ll make this shit more handsy than your getup
I’m a master with the plans, you can’t create a proper setup!

Tenko:
This incel’s getting charred worse than the murders Dabi does
and I’ll be plowing through his ashes like I’m Gigantomachia
You forced into your ex's life and tried to play the saviour
But now you’re doing me a favor, I’ll break a fake caped crusader

Gideon:
Your head’s more warped than Kurogiri if you thought that I'd be lenient 
And with better villains every other arc, I'd find your death’s convenient 
When the Glow grows with these dope flows his own emotions roast tenfold
With all the teammates that you've lost, your worst enemy is Tenko

Tenko:
Be careful where you tread! Get the fuck out of my head!
You’ve caused more pain on my ears than the coins you drop when you’re dead!
Looks like G-Man’s lived his Half-Life, it’s Game Over without a Save
No touch required, when Scott the Nobody already sent Gideon to his Grave

Scribblenauts vs. Little Big Planet - Rap Battle!

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