Written by:
Freshy Kanal, Raichous and King Mewtwo

Additional Help by:
Seth W., Stofferex, Violet, Titanium, MetaMachine and Zawesome

Art by:
CyanCoat

Produced by:
Epistra 

Mixed, Mastered and Edited by:
Freshy Kanal

Lyrics:

Alex DeLarge:
It’s cold blooded pleasure but I love to trick them
Dirty old drunkies playing the bloody victim
They picked him? Stop staring at me and man up
You toss your actors in the trash like your index cards at standup
Alright, alright, alright! Get off the stage, Casanova.
Your character got so milked, they would sell you at Korova.
On the streets I was a tragedy and yes, I paid for it
But the real horrorshow’s your concept of relationships
Harley didn't harm your life so please tell me
How she left you for the bat.. and you blamed it on your belfry?
Clark pierced your heart like a Spade, you knew it sucked
Not even the hospital could save you... since you blew it up.

Joker:
Strange way to entertain but move aside, fraud
Watch out! You and the beat just built a suicide squad!
You had a big mouth ‘til you got fed up with the truth
I use my mind as a weapon, you use it as an excuse
Alex acted without thinking, like magic without a trick
You’re fake, dead and empty, the sculpture of a dick
And your in-out game is a hypocritical brawl
You signed in as DeLarge and came out as DeSmall
Yes, I'll dance with the devil and I mutilate faces
But you won't catch me singing in the rain with a rapist
And our key to Anarchy is to lock up up this hazard token
The time is in my hands to show your clockwork is broken
So take notes like Beethoven, I heard you like that
You’ve been blinded by society but I love targeting bats

Alex DeLarge:
Your miserable jokes couldn't gain any traction
So you needed laughing gas just to get a reaction
It’s filthy, seeing the little stain you’ll remain
At least now I have a reason to claim gulliver pain
You resist following orders, so here's an offer:
Allow me to kill you as a wildcard for the Oscars.

Joker:
You claim to dictate, then let me do it like your friends
And call our issue “Joker’s New Way Revenge”

Alex DeLarge:
I’d have given you up too, had I been your father.
Even in the real world, your creation is a bother.

Joker:
You’re mechanical, organic, any prisoner’s relatable
So don’t blame your new brother if you’re acting so replaceable
Kubrick abused you, used the friendship he bought
That gun has been loaded til the movie was shot.
But keep an eye open for sunshine.
Your tolchocks were a killing joke and the state gave you the punchline

The Joker vs. Alex DeLarge - Rap Battle!

Freshy Kanal