A fanfic song demo about the Marauders (James Potter, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew, and Sirius Black) singing an "ode" to Severus Snape. Featuring Lily Potter (all voices performed by composer)
What’s Eating Severus Snape? 
	Lupin: His skin is so fair, so slick is his hair  
I just love the curve of his spine, 
Sirius: and how he 
Looks like a bat, with a nose that
	Peter: Can best be described as aquiline 
	James: His teeth may be yellow, but he’s a great fellow 
	Lily: He’s just a bit misunderstood
	James: If he jump6ed off a bridge today wouldn’t that be good

All: What’s eating Severus Snape? 
His eyes are glazed over and his mouth is agape, 
	Sirius: His fingers are grimy, 
Lupin: his knickers are slimy, 
	Peter: If you catch him taking a bath, you’ll go blind! Hee hee hee 
All: What’s eating Severus Snape?
Who knows what he’s hiding under that cape? 
James: Something twisted 
Sirius: or foul 
Lupin: or wretched 
Peter: or sick
All: Whatever it is, we know it’s not a dick! 

Lily: Moony, Wormtail, Prongs and Padfoot too 
Even though, you hate him so 
you don’t know him like I do
	James: Lily, Lily, please don’t be obtuse
There’s no need to mention
	Lupin: Your sexual tension 
	Peter: He’s stuck in the friend zone 
	Lily: He’s kind… 
All:…of a douche

	All: What’s eating Severus Snape? 
	He acts like a serpent but looks like an ape 
James: A creepy devotion to sinister potions 
	Sirius: You’d think a guy with that kind of skin would brew some lotion 
	All: What’s eating Severus Snape? 
Peter: When it comes to Lily he’s all sour grapes 
	Lupin: She gave him a chance despite all of his wrongs
Peter, Sirius: Thanks to his actions, she’s fucking Prongs! 
	
	Peter, Sirius, Lupin: James is fuckin’ her, James is fuckin’ her 
James is fuckin’ her, yeah he’s fuckin’ her  
	James is fuckin’ her, yeah he’s fuckin’ her 
	Potter gets to pop that P 

	Lupin: Apologies Miss, just taking the piss 
	Sirius: These days we all need a laugh, 
James: considering those that we lost thanks to his boss
	And the rest of them on the Death Eater staff 
	Sirius: You say he’s confused, but he always abused us 
	Peter: Even when we saved his life 
	James: Plus it’s hard to be nice to a guy who wants to fuck my wife 
	Lily: (Okay, seriously, please stop talking about fucking me)

	All: What’s eating Severus Snape? 
	A cult built on torture, murder, and rape
	Peter: They pillage and plunder 
Sirius: Is it any wonder a guy like your old pal could make a blunder like that 
	All: What’s eating Severus Snape? 
	James: I can’t believe Lily made such a mistake 
	After all that he’s done you still try to defend- 
	Lily: (That’s enough! You don’t understand)
	It isn’t easy to lose a good friend 

	Severus, Severus, 
	Wherever you may be 
	Your path’s full of darkness 
	And hate but regardless
	I know you’re not heartless
	Severus don’t forget me 
	
	All: What’s eating Severus Snape? 
	A face even his own mother must hate 
	Peter: A slimy servant for his villainous mentor 
	All: He looks like he’s getting tea bagged by a dementor 
	What’s eating Severus Snape? 
	Lupin: His stench is so pungent it’s hard to escape 
	All: On a scale of one thousand he might be a ten 
James: (Raise a glass!)
	To our buddy Snivellus 
	Sirius: Grouchy old sourpuss
	Lily: Man whom I used to trust 
	Peter: Nose like a blunderbuss
	All: Here’s hoping none of us see him again

What's Eating Severus Snape (Demo)

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