Track by: @phase999
Art by: ragnarok (twitter.com/fuckingRagnarok)
Character Represented: Bec Noir

Everybody flip the fuck out, because Homestuck's very own Bec Noir will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! He's not only looking for victory, but he's looking for blood. The already bloodthirsty Jack Noir's rage only got worse when infused with a godlike dog designed to be the perfect being, but beneath all the animalistic aggression, he will always be the classy leader of The Midnight Crew at heart. Vote Bec Noir for tracks featuring dogs, tracks from Homestuck, tracks in the genre of swing, and of course; tracks about mafia and gangs.

Sources:
- Songs from Homestuck and its spinoffs (Showtime, Walk - Stab - Walk, Black, Oppa Toby Style, Flare, MeGaLovania, etc.)
- Songs related to gangs and the mafia (Pump by Valentino Khan, Gucci Gang, Gangsta's Paradise, Don’t You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia, etc.)
- Songs in the genre of ragtime/swing (Cuphead Soundtrack, I Can’t Decide, Other Friends, etc.)
- Songs related to dogs (Dogsong, Nintendogs OST, Who Let The Dogs Out, etc.)

Songs used:
Mad Rat Dead - Heart's Beat (Swing)
Nate Dogg - Dogg Pound Gangstaville (Dogs/Gangs)
Don't Starve - Ragtime (Swing/Ragtime)
Toby Fox - The Ballad Of Jack Noir (Homestuck)
Snoop Dogg - Drop It Like It's Hot (Dogs)
Clover - Karma (Swing)
Curt Blakeslee - Beatdown DX (Homestuck)
Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP - We No Speak Americano (Swing)
Cerulean - Made For Spades (Homestuck - Vast Error)
Nate Dogg feat. Warren G - Nobody Does It Better (Dogs)
Block B - Nillili Mambo (Homestuck - Mambostuck)
Billy Joel - We Didn't Start The Fire (Homestuck - You Can't Fight The Homestuck)
Billy Joel - Vienna (Related Offsource)
Toby Fox - Black (yeah)
"What The Dog Doin?" (Dogs)
Undertale Dog SFX (Dogs)

What The Heart Doin'?

Track by @theguy-mashups-part-six
Art by @theguy-mashups-part-six, https://twitter.com/pokopakku, Dungeons & Dragons 3rd Edition
Characters Represented: The Boys, Bowsie, EYES (proteanAuthor), WISH, Dev C., SinkingSailor, happysackboy29, Cargo, Rose Shrimp

THE BOYS HAVE ARRIVED TO KILL YOU! Here is their source list!
- Songs by JerryTerry or artists he's sampled
(No one's around to help., PsychoGrafik, Dial Me In, Symmetra's Song)
(Smash Mouth, Nickelback, Game Grumps, 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚗 𝙻𝚒𝚣𝚣𝚢)
- Songs about computers, viruses, and the mind
(Browser History, Technologic, The Mind Electric, God of the Mind)
- Songs related to 𝔼𝕝𝕕𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙 𝕠𝕣 ℂ𝕠𝕤𝕞𝕚𝕔 ℍ𝕠𝕣𝕣𝕠𝕣
(Fantasy, No Eyed Girl, Giygas is Wounded, I'll Be There For You)

Fighting THE BOYS took as many hands as possible. Here's what we used.

JerryTerry - Bust Some Heads (THE BOYS / Bowsie, JerryTerry / Dark Techno)
LISA: The Painful - The End Is Nigh (Eyes, The Apocalypse) 
Nickelback - Photograph (THE BOYS, JerryTerry)
Super Mario 64 - Koopa's Theme (Bowsie, Mario Villains)
JerryTerry - Kiss Me (Kill Me) (THE BOYS / Cargo, JerryTerry / Kill)
Thin Lizzy - The Boys Are Back In Town (THE BOYS / Cargo, JerryTerry / Kill)
Michael Jackson -   Remember the Time (Bowsie, Time)
Skee-lo - I Wish (WISH, WISHES)
Friday Night Funkin - Game Over (SinkingSailor / Dev / WISH, Rhythm Games)
Local58 - Entering Graciously (SinkingSailor / Sackboy, Internet Horror)
Ace of Base - The Sign (Cargo / Eyes, Cargo / Sight)
Blue October - Into the Ocean (SinkingSailor, The Ocean)
Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared - The Creativity Song (Dev C. / SinkingSailor / Sackboy, Creativity / Internet Horror)
Lemon Demon - Mask Of My Own Face (Eyes, Faces)
Undertale - Finale (Dev C. / Sackboy, Earthbound-Inspired RPGS, Impending Doom)
Miracle Musical  - The Mind Electric (THE BOYS, The Mind)
ARIANNE - Komm, süsser Tod (Eyes / THE BOYS, Apocalypse / Eldritch Horror)
Fanboy & Chum Chum - Intro (Sackboy, Nickelodeon)
Deltarune - Spamton (THE BOYS / Dev C., Computers & Earthbound-Inspired RPGS)
The Go! Team - Get It Together (Sackboy, LittleBigPlanet)
Kamen Rider Build - Evolution (Rose, Merchandise Franchises)
Puru - Grimheart (WISH, Songs popularized through Rhythm Games)
Tally Hall - Ruler of Everything (Bowsie, Time)
Nickelback - How You Remind Me (THE BOYS, JerryTerry)
The Rembrandts - I'll Be There For You (THE BOYS, JerryTerry / Eldritch Horror)

BUST SOME MINDS ~ VS. THE BOYS

...Well, I guess this has turned out better than I thought. We've lost a few plants along the way, but this girl has been very, very cautious with her abilities. She seems so thankful that we've rescued her from whatever that was, and... I suppose that's with good reason. Being tested on for that long then abandoned can't be good for anyone. Frankly, I'm more surprised that she's even alive. Still, to those that could understand her, she's been a delight. We've had to find a way to translate her, and we're only just now getting that working, but it seems she knows sign-language. That's a start.

You know, maybe this whole thing won't be so bad. Even the ones I was a little more worried about have been civil through this whole thing. I can't say we've been doing half bad. I do hope we have someone vet the list though, I'd hate to have any severe issues.

For now, I need to run a few tests, figure out how to best prepare for the rest of the Zeta Protocol activations. I can't let this chance go to waste. We WILL stop the Shattered from destroying Second Heaven. 

We have to, because if we don't, there's nothing left for us.

-Dr. Scarlett Jones

-

Knowing what you know, what would you do if the truth of your reality was revealed with just a look? Hailing from a world of too much light, No-Eyed Girl has returned! Brought forth from a past excursion best left forgotten, she's finally here to prove that she can do it all again. Representing a new spin on Neil Cicierega's well-loved tracks, the horrors she's rumored to bring with her, and the eyes with which to witness the end of it all... this spirit of lost love won't be going down so easily this time.

- Songs by, or sampled by, Neil Cicierega/Lemon Demon
 (No-Eyed Girl, Knife Fight, Amnesia Was Her Name)
 (Semi-Charmed Life, All Star, One Week)
- Songs related to cosmic horror and cataclysm
 (Pompeii, The Man Who Sold the World, End Of The World)
- Songs related to eyes and sight
 (Eyes Wide Open, I Can See Clearly Now, Rhinestone Eyes)

Track: GameGenius2001 (@gg2k01)
Render: Rose Shrimp

Songs used:
Spiral of Ants - Lemon Demon (Lemon Demon)
I Can See It It Your Eyes - Men at Work (Eyes)
Aurora Borealis - Lemon Demon (Lemon Demon/Cataclysm)
No Eyed Girl - Lemon Demon (Lemon Demon/Eyes)
When He Died - Lemon Demon (Lemon Demon)
Hey Ya - OutKast (Neil)
Where Is The Love - Black Eyed Peas (Neil/Eyes)
Pompeii - Bastille (Cataclysm)
As The World Caves In - Matt Maltese (Cataclysm)

Love: The Endless Circle

These two are... interesting, aren't they? They seem to both get along swimmingly and not at all. One second they're bickering, and the next they're right over each other, defending the other from a comment or a pass they didn't appreciate. They seem... close. Even still, they couldn't be further apart, beyond their interest in science. 

The queen seems to be regal and proper, but quick to drop the counteance to observe something or sputter indignantly as someone says something untoward. The machinist, meanwhile, looks to be rather unbothered, continually firing back every time one of the more rowdy members of the group gets in their business. Much more composed than Zelda. She seems to have been through a lot, her limbs are entirely prosthetic...

I wonder, what exactly has happened with these two to bring them together like this?

-

Who would have thought that the queen of Hyrule and the new CEO of Haltmann Works Company would get along so well? These two science-loving powerhouses may not be at their best right now, but that doesn't mean they can't come in swinging with everything they've got. Combining the world once lost, and the world of tomorrow, who knows just what magic they can conjure up together?

Sources
- Songs from the Kirby and Zelda series
  (Green Greens, The Planet Is A Revolving Star, Vs. Galacta Knight)
  (Song of Storms, Zora's Domain, Palace Theme)
- Songs related to royalty, and ancient/old civilization
  (Emperor's New Clothes, Walk Like An Egyptian, Viva La Vida)
- Songs related to technology and business
  (Video Killed The Radio Star, Technologic, The Business)

Track: MoonageDream (@moonagedream)
Render: aeiouko (@keep-smyling)

Songs used:
The Legend of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild [Hip-Hop remix] - S W II M (Zelda)
Caught Me Singing (Susie's Theme) - Kirby Planet Robobot (Kirby)
Everything Machine - half alive (Technology)
Do It All The Time - IDKHOW (Technology)
The Revolving Star is a Planet - Kirby Planet Robobot (Kirby)
Baba Yetu - Christopher Tin (Ancient Civilization)
Walk Like An Egyptian - The Bangles (Ancient Civilization)
Misery Business - Paramore (Business)

Haltmann And Hyrule

HAHAHA!! FUCK YOU IT'S APRIL FOOLS, HERES A FUCKING TRACK THAT PULLS STARBOMB BITCH!! S:)

Huey Lewis & The News - It's Hip To Be Square
Ninja Sex Party - I Own A Car
Starbomb - Glass Joe's Title Fight
Huey Lewis & The News - Her Love Is Killing Me
Starbomb ft. Markiplier - Smash!
The Beatles - Drive My Car
Villain Wins.mid - Grandpa Found the Car Keys

It's Hip To Own A Car!

HAT KID: Hey! An old friend once told me its better to make up than to fight. Wanna go for an adventure?
FRANK: Kid, if you think I'm going anywhere with you and that retarded fucking hat you have some serious issues. 
https://forms.gle/LyjzDyRxemMJSebUA

With the defeat of the Omega Soundclown, the moment of truth has finally arrived! In our final battle of the Quatrafinals, who will prevail? HAT KID, the temporal cutie-pie out of time, or FILTHY FRANK, the Lycra-wearing, Harlem Shaking edgelord? Cast your votes now!
https://forms.gle/LyjzDyRxemMJSebUA

This track was made by KryptoDigital @kryptodigital. Frank's art was made by Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai and Hat Kid's was made by MS360 @mate-rodriguez. Stay Jammin!

HAT KID:
Songs from A Hat In Time
(Trainwreck of Electro Swing, Time Rift, Peace and Tranquility)
★Songs from N64-Era 3D Platformers
(Mario 64, Banjo Kazooie)
★Songs from modern indie platformers
(Freedom Planet, Celeste, Shovel Knight)

FILTHY FRANK:
★Songs by George Miller (Joji, Pink Guy)
(She's So Nice, HELP, SLOW DANCING IN THE DARK, Attention)
★Infamous Songs in the Hip-Hop/Rap Genre
(My Name Is, Gucci Gang, Still D.R.E.)
★Songs that are either jokes, memes or ballads??
(Meme Machine, Rappin For Jesus, My Heart Will Go On)

Pink Platforming

SNAIL: Oh boy it sure is a good day at the Weekyard Hotel, home of the Mashup Week Tournament on Soundcloud
LIL JON: WHAT?!?!??!??
NEIL: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING GET OVER HERE AND HELP US
HOBART: WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
EMINEM: THIS IS BULLSHIT GODAMMN CAMERA ATTACKING THE GAYLORD AND THE STUDIO
GEICO: Anyways Snail-Chan nice job on winning the last match I love the Kawaii-Bass / Future Funk Genre
DJ K: I too love funky beats but tHATS NOT THE PRIORITY RIGHT NOW

This mashup and art was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Thank you so much, every person on the Siivagunner Team for inspiring this whole thing. We wouldn't be here without you all. Stay Jammin!

Meanwhile... ~ A KFAD Tribute

This track was a collab starring many, many submitters, with art by EvKem @evkem and 2D37 @insignificant-weeaboo. Stay Jammin!
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ejxm6HEogChrVjJ7al5mnTgcv5KtmRXKxz0xbE_s2YU/edit?usp=sharing

HAT KID: No more games. No more adventures. It's about time we put an end to all of this. For good. >:(
FARQUAAD: I want these simpletons medium rare and this tournament BURNT TO A CRISP. Everything in between is dragon chow.
NEIL: Come on, Farquaad! Why can't we be friends?
SCOTT: Talk about a Super Slam! Let's do an episode together after this, Hat Kid!
HEAVY: Child put trust in heavy, and child gave Heavy this hat.  He will now save both child and tiny baby man!
BIFF: Farquaad, we've had our differences but you don't deserve to suffer like this.  Alright, Martin, it's sexy resurrection time, to save our friends!
RWJ: What's happenin forum, I thinks it's time we show these guys just how much they deserve to be here... no matter how short they are!
KE$HA: Alright everyone, let's make sure this party stops, just this once!
BARKLEY: WOOP! THERE IT IS!! (Garfield, you need to stop it and get some help. Just like we're gonna help these two!)
DIO: You defeated me once, you minuscule annoyance. Don't allow this feline to defeat you now!
FRANK: You re gonna let some stupid ass cat lead you around Kid? Chin Chin is scarier than this furry fuck!
METTATON: Come down from there darling! Can't you see the joy this tournament brings?
FLAT ERIC: Wrow wrow! (What's a collab without having everyone along for the ride? C'mon, you two!)
HEROBRINE:It would appear that your pride only got you so far, want to prove me wrong?
SNAIL: Come back so we can all play together again! 
BILLIE: cmon kid, this is for you... and for chair...!

You All Hate Mondays

mashup by vincent @vincents-memes-246806282. art by @brugman58.

[Chair Estates. January 3, 2020. 8:35 AM.]

[ring...]
[ring...]
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HELLO, INCEL! SORRY I CAN'T REACH THE PHONE RIGHT NOW, I'VE GOT SOME IMPORTANT BUSINESS TO TAKE CARE OF! PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE EVIL LAUGH!
AAHAHHAHAAhahaaHAHAHAHaaaaAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!
[beep.]
...

hey chair...

it's billie.

i'm... sorry.
sorry i took so long to call, and that ive been avoiding you this whole time.
i didnt mean to hurt you.

i just wanted to say good luck.
i know scott may look like a complete nerd but he's a lot stronger than i thought. and those other guys? one's a complete beefcake and one's got a hot rod. it's gonna be a pretty tough fight.

but i know you can pull through it! hell, i didnt know you could start fires or fly like that, and its absolutely cool. i know the odds are stacked against you, but you can pull through this. 

i... you dont even have to win! you just need to stay safe. please? okay. 

im sorry for everything.

goodbye, i love you.

Funky Beats From The Afterlife

Who's been bad mouthing Aaron Carter? He's on a quest to win the ultimate showdown and beat Shaquille O'Neal once and for all! Armed with his cheering fans and trusty basketball, he’s ready to BOOM the competition.
★Songs by Aaron Carter
(How I Beat Shaq, I Want Candy, I'm All About You)
★Songs frequently used in Mouth albums
(Aaron's Party (Come Get It), Aaron's Party (Come Get It), Aaron's Party (Come Get It), Aaron's Party (Come Get It), Aaron's Party (Come Get It), Aaron's Party (Come Get It), Aaron's Party (Come Get It), Aaron's Party (Comｙ̸ｙ͢ｙ͜ｙ̸ｙ͢ｙ͜ｙ̸ｙ͢ｙ͜ｙ̸ｙ͢ｙ͜ｙ̸ｙ͢ｙ͜ｙ̸ｙ͢ｙ͜ｙ̸ｙ͢ｙ͜ｙ̸ｙ͢ｙ͜ｙ̸ｙ͢ｙ͜ｙ̸ｙ͢ｙ͜
This mashup was made by TheHolyT-Bo @theholytbo with art by MS360 @mate-rodriguez and WholePunch @whole-punch. Stay Aaron!

Aaron Moods (Come Get It)

Track by: @EvKem
Art by: Bowser
Characters Represented: Dead Air

 ∂𝔻Ď𝕕𝐃𝔡𝐝ⓓⓓ๔∂O NOT ATTEMPT TO ADJUST YOUR TELEVISION SET. Dual brodcasted from WTTW-TV 11 & WCLV-TV 58, Dead Air has hijacked themselves into the tournament! Max Headroom and  the M̴̩̂O̷̠͠O̴͒̓Ǹ̶̏ ̷̨̒Ő̴̢P̸͖̓E̶̱̿Ń̶̀ ̸̡̈Y̸͂̃Ò̵̀Ŭ̴͘R̶̠̂ ̸͗͊E̴͉̾Ỳ̴̕E̷̪̾S̷̺̉ ̶͗̃Ǒ̶̢P̴̋̚Ë̵́͛N̷̾͑ ̶̊͑T̴̈́̈H̵́͠E̶̱͑M̵̗̐ ̵̩͠L̸̐̆O̷̫̿O̵̲͊Ķ̵̍ ̸̌̀Ö̷͝U̶̦͋T̴̲͝S̶̏͗Ḯ̴̡D̵̅͝E̶͖̓ no one in particular have joined together to dominate, you frick’n nerds! 12.25 for entrance? No way! Fellow contenders beware..

Songs related to robots, VHS, and news channels
   (Mr. Roboto, Paranoid Android, Jack Stauber songs with music videos, 31 Minutos theme)
Songs about/related to the moon and stars
   (Ducktales Moon theme, Bad Moon Rising, Man On The Moon,)
   (Counting Stars, Shooting Stars)
Songs from Eminem’s discography
   (‘Til I Collapse, Rap God, The Real Slim Shady)
Songs used in Local58
   (Entering Graciously, Contingency, I Concentrate On You)

Songs Used:
VHS Insert/Eject/Static SFX (VHS)
Daft Punk - Da Funk (Robots)
Bag Raiders - Shooting Stars (Stars/Moon)
Emergency Alert System (News/Local58)
Eminem & Nate Dogg - Shake That (Eminem)
Smash Mouth - Walkin' On The Sun (Stars/Moon)
Local 58 - Weather Service (Local58)

Meteorological Event

i make mashups that i either find funny or just simply think are cool, idk. 

its 3AM as i’m typing this so: look at this fucking sick orangutang 🦧

It's Hip To Own A Car!

FriedWeegee

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