In the tuna can
Man, what the tuna? 

I just hopped out the tuna can
Beats so hard, shit hit the fan
You ever get high off the tuna?
Mercury swimming through my bloodstream
Acidity, you’re next to me
Swimming through these notes like a recipe, fuck
I think I went too deep

Yeah I just hopped off the tuna and I’m feeling alright
We bout to get this can poppin, smoking fish every night
I’m talking 35 cents to have the night of your life
Spread it on toast with a knife, eat it however you like, yeah
This fish is not safe for consumption
Unless you’re tryna get fucked up, yeah
No we ain’t eating no beef
If u want cow, well then you may as well be beefing with me

Tuna can, tuna
Tuna can, tuna

I just hopped out the tuna can
Beats so hard, shit hit the fan
You ever get high off the tuna?
Mercury swimming through my bloodstream
Acidity, you’re next to me
Swimming through these notes like a recipe, fuck
I think I went too deep

My tuna can is packed with fishies, you see
I’ve got my best friend, ride or die, chillin with me
I like my tuna jacked off then add mayo and cream
Choked on my tuna, now I’m coughing funny
Roll me a spicy tuna, don’t forget wasabi
Your girlfriend called and asked me for my recipe

Hello sir, please sit down.
Ok
I have some bad news about your wife.
Oh no!
Our extensive blood tests just came back, and we found that she has terminal hypotunemia.
Hypo-tun-what now? What does that even mean?
It happens when someone doesn’t incorporate enough tuna into their diet. This is one of the most severe cases I’ve ever seen.
Oh god no! How long do you think she has left to live?
I’d maybe give her a week, max.
One week?!? Oh god, why??
Wait!
Here, eat this
What is it?
It’s tuna, it’ll save you
What?
Just eat it
Ok. 

Oh my god, I’m gonna LIVE!

Tuna, tuna can
Tuna, tuna can

I just ate out the tuna can
(I wanna leave my fucking wife now)
Now I’m up on my feet again
(I thought that bitch was gonna die, yeah)
I finally got high off the tuna
Mercury swimming through my bloodstream
(was gonna steal that fucking bitch’s money)
Acidity, now I can see
(Man, fuck it. I’m just gonna leave)
I’m gonna live longer than a week now, fuck
I think my husband left me

In the tuna can

produced by @otrapic / @sydney-kieng

TUNA CAN [what da tuna?]

Frootie TUNA PACK coming 2023
@otrapic @sydney-kieng

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