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"Roll up Roll up! The Scour circus is in town! The big top is erect, the candy floss is sweet, the lions and tigers…are drinking Jaeger bombs and playing topless darts? Mr. Stabalina Nooooooo! He might be a wizard producer but his big cat taming game leaves a lot to be desired. He’s on his final warning.

Never fear, we also have the mighty strongman; Bear Twists….Bear! Put Father Funk down, he needs to wear that sequinned swimsuit tonight on the high wire! Good Christ don’t rip his tights! Why the hell did fortune teller Phibes not warn me? He’s fired….out of a cannon! Oh no, DJP is our human cannonball, ably assisted by deadly trigger man, The Breakbeat Junkie.

Where’s that layabout WBBL? He’s juggling penguins? That’s his new act? I’ll have his eyes! Right, send in the Rollomatik clowns….What do you mean their car’s broken down? They’re freaking clowns! Their car is supposed to break down! Cockney Nutjob where’s your beard? No! Beards are not ‘so last season’, not when YOUR’E EMPLOYED AS THE BEARDED LADY!

This is an outrage, right, bring out the knife throwers….ummmmmm J-Sound, why is Aldo Vanucci spinning around with a knife sticking out of his chest - you’ve bloody killed him…You've killed Aldo!!!

So yes…….Scour 5 is here! Maybe with some unicyclists and a bit of wrestling, if anyone’s still alive!"

Starring In Order Of Appearance…

Bear Twists
SoundCloud: @bear-twists
Hearthis: hearthis.at/YZd7hzkJ
Facebook: www.facebook.com/beartwistsdj

Father Funk
SoundCloud: @father-funk
Hearthis: hearthis.at/GWJNrnFf
Facebook: facebook.com/fatherfunk
YouTube: youtube.com/fatherfunkmusic
Twitter: twitter.com/fatherfunkmusic

Phibes
SoundCloud: @djphibes
Facebook: facebook.com/phibesaday
Twitter: twitter.com/WildPhibes

WBBL
SoundCloud: @wbbl
Facebook: facebook.com/wbblbeats

The Breakbeat Junkie
SoundCloud: @the-breakbeat-junkie
Facebook: facebook.com/TheBreakbeatJunkie

DJP
SoundCloud: @scratchabit
Facebook: facebook.com/scratchabit
YouTube: youtube.com/scratchabit
Twitter: twitter.com/scratchabit

Rollomatik
SoundCloud: @rollomatik
Facebook: facebook.com/Rollomatik
Twitter: twitter.com/Rollomatik
Website: www.rollomatik.com

Cockney Nutjob
SoundCloud: @cockneynutjob
Facebook: .facebook.com/CockneyNutjob
Twitter: twitter.com/djcockneynutjob
Hearthis: hearthis.at/cockneynutjob
Website: cockneynutjob.com

Mr Stabalina
SoundCloud: @mrstabalina
Facebook: facebook.com/mrstabalina

J-Sound!
SoundCloud: @john-sound-1
Facebook: facebook.com/jsoundghettofunk
Twitter: twitter.com/JSoundFunk

Aldo Vanucci
SoundCloud: @aldo-vanucci
Facebook: facebook.com/pages/Aldo-Vanucci/108256905904040
Twitter: twitter.com/aldovanucci

Scour Records
Website: scourrecords.com
SoundCloud: @scourrecords
Facebook: facebook.com/scourrecords
Twitter: twitter.com/scourrecords
YouTube: youtube.com/Scourrecords
Hearthis: hearthis.at/scourrecords
Bandcamp: scourrecords.bandcamp.com

Compiled by Spinforth: www.facebook.com/DJSpinforth
Artwork by Morphosis: www.facebook.com/morph0515
Promo blurb by Fat Harry: www.facebook.com/pages/Fat-Harry/216117141875072
Mastering by Warp9: warp9music.com/mastering

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Rockin' Cold

Drink the Bottle

Here is my new bluesy jam...hope you go crazy with this one.
Special thanks to DJ Time L for the scratches!
Comments,re-posts and your love will be very much appreciated :)

---2019 Remaster by Sonic Arts Studio---

Follow Funkanizer
Spotify : open.spotify.com/artist/2vGfhgv692qSSe7aAglMQi
SoundCloud: @funkanizer
Facebook: www.facebook.com/funkanizer
Mixcloud: www.mixcloud.com/funkanizer
YouTube: www.youtube.com/djfunkanizer
Bandcamp: https://funkanizer.bandcamp.com

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The Troublemaker

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"Laaaadies and gentlefellas! 

Wonderful that you’ve made it! Put your keys in this bowl, pop your clothes on the side and follow the baby oil trail into that room down there…second on the left, would you like a cock ring or no? What?! It’s not that kind of swing parrrtay? Very excuse me! 

In that case keep your keks on ya filthy animals! What were you thinking! Scour Records only deals in high class and tasteful….Hang about, is that The Fritz naked? What's he doing with that chocolate bar? Careless Wisper my arse! I don't care what Funkanizer told him, he’s a freaky mentalist pirate with three wooden legs and a patch over each eye! Ummm, what’s that in Father Funk’s trousers? It looks like Extra Medium & WBBL, how the double Christ did they get stuck down there? Get Daytoner with his angle grinder right now! Skeewiff & Hong Kong Ping Pong are angle grinding Daytoner’s crotch? He’s ginger! He’ll chafe something rotten! Call in the big guns, we need some Just Peach action…..exploded you say? Have those mysterious fez wearing cocktail slurping Tuxedo Junction lads been fiddling with their cannons again? Of course they have. :head in hands, swears quietly: Call the cops, and a priest....and maybe a vet!

Enjoy Scoured Swing! 50 shades of Hooray!”

Funkanizer
SoundCloud: www.soundcloud.com/funkanizer 
Facebook: www.facebook.com/funkanizer 
Mixcloud: www.mixcloud.com/funkanizer 
YouTube: www.youtube.com/djfunkanizer 


Scour Records 
Website: http://scourrecords.com
SoundCloud: http://soundcloud.com/scourrecords 
Facebook: http://facebook.com/scourrecords 
Twitter: http://twitter.com/scourrecords
YouTube: http://youtube.com/Scourrecords
Hearthis:  http://hearthis.at/scourrecords
Bandcamp: http://scourrecords.bandcamp.com

Artwork by Morphosis: www.facebook.com/morph0515
Promo blurb by Fat Harry: www.facebook.com/pages/Fat-Harry/216117141875072
Mastering by Warp9: www.soundcloud.com/warp9-mixmastering

Scoured Swing

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Funkanizer - Gimme Dat Swing

My first Ghetto Funk Mashup track. Huge props to BubaKing (@thebeat), @thebeatpimp and @cockneynutjob for providing awesome advice as I was putting this together.

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Today's Snack

The remastered version of my old track "Last Call' now available on my bandcamp page.
Thanks to all of you!

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Last Call

Something I made last week for fun.  PAYWHATYOULIKETHING OR FREE DOWNLOAD FOUND HERE http://odjbox.com/album/the-only-one

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Move On Up

04 Too Many Rappers (feat. Beastie Boys)

Rollomatik - Soul Power (Out now on Boogie Boutique)

Dj/Producer/Bass Player/Low Frequencies Administrator

Athens-based Mike Pal, under the name Funkanizer dropping funky bass-heavy vibes. His compositions, rooted in bass playing, have been featured on labels like Breakbeat Paradise and Scour Records. He remains focused on his musical projects.