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Motionless In White - Reincarnate

staring in the mirror
all i see is u
couldn’t be any clearer
what i need to do
the night is young
the moon is out
can u feel the sparks in the air? 

when we kiss under the moon 
u cauterize all my wounds
i cannot die it’s too soon 
baby i’m falling into a gravity well
that pulls me closer to u

dreamy eyes, yes
in ur sundress
as u stare at me 
i start to say 
“i can’t deny, 
ur dreamy eyes
make me feel like 
i’m lost in time” 

when we kiss under the moon 
u cauterize all my wounds
i cannot die it’s too soon 
baby i’m falling into a gravity well
that pulls me closer to u

there’s nowhere left to go
except right here next to u
nothing can stand in our way
everything will be okay 

u cauterize all my wounds
i cannot die it’s too soon 
baby i’m falling into a gravity well
that pulls me closer to u

cAuTeRiZe (under the moon)

Following the release of The Originals: 25 Years Later, which brought our early songs to life using a blend of original recordings and modern AI technology, this project marks the next chapter. These are brand-new songs, created with that same process—combining live performance, original songwriting, and cutting-edge tools to fully realize our musical vision. While the sound is fresh, the heart of it remains unchanged: raw energy, emotional honesty, and a deep connection to our roots. Thank you for listening, and for being part of this ongoing journey.

Ashes Of The Diseased

Things aren't always what they seem. Sometimes that's good. Sometimes it really, really isn't. Anyway, let's continue getting a lil' weird with it. This track is some alt rock, some punk, and a nice dose of metal in all the right places. Ymmv. Enjoy!

LYRICS:

When you see me, it will be too late
When I see you, hands are in your fate
Some go softly, some will try to pay
But I deny you and give myself away

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When you see me, everything is cold
When I see you, come into the fold
Sharp betrayal, vengeance is the key
Psycho Bullet come to set you free

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(Wake up) It's not real
(Please wake up) It's not real
(He's waking up) Start to feel
(Are you okay?) Start to heal
Feeling good (Take this pill)
Okay fine (climb this hill)
Shaken up (Try to chill)
I'm breaking up

Kill kill kill!

You can't see me, locked behind these walls
You won't see me until the hammer falls
Crack pot, Crack shot, trigger pulls the same
Psycho Bullet ready to take aim

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© 2025 Funk McPuke

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Heavens on Fire

Burn Me Beautiful

CATHARSIS – Tio Klarus

Tio Klarus’s debut album CATHARSIS is a raw, unapologetic journey through fire, pain, and self-discovery. Blending hard rock, alternative metal, and melodic hooks, each track tears through heavy riffs, driving drums, and soaring vocals that capture both rebellion and vulnerability. From the fury of Saint of Nothing to the emotional purge of the title track CATHARSIS, the album is a sonic rollercoaster of rage, heartbreak, seduction, and defiance. Perfect for fans of Five Finger Death Punch & The Pretty Reckless. this record is an explosive declaration: if it’s real, it’s worth screaming.

Bulletproof Heartache

Chasing the Flame (Rock-Dance)

UNDEN!ABLE

Love Falls

The Paradigm Shift (World Tour Edition)

Hater

Hey there, y'all! I'm Funk McPuke, an artist and musician originally from Los Angeles, CA but now living in my own little world.

After being in a bunch of punk and metal bands, I started writing and posting my own music here as a way of journaling feels, processing emotions, having fun with sounds, and annoying my neighbors. I decided early on to always just write whatever I was feeling in the moment and never chase an audience or clicks or clout, the result being that my music is a mix of various styles I like in various balances without any attempt to cater to a particular audience or genre. Depending on the song, you might hear a little punk, metal, grunge, electro, rap, post-hardcore, industrial, or any combination of those and other genres. I like to squish different sounds together and see what happens. If it sounds good, has a catchy hook, and makes me want to either cry or jump on my furniture and break stuff, it gets posted. Soundcloud is my place to play around and have a good time making music I enjoy without overthinking it too much. 

Ymmv. If you like one thing and one thing only -- like, if you're one of those people who believes punk has a uniform or something is "not metal" if it doesn't sound like all the other bands you listen to -- this might not be for you. Or maybe it is. Idk. I'm not the boss of you. Give it a listen and decide for yourself. And, hey, if you don't like one song, try another. You might like that one better.

Either way, I'mma keep writing and posting music for myself. But, y'know, if you find some lyrics you connect with, some hook that makes you bounce around your house, or just something to put on while you FINALLY do those dishes that have been stinking up your kitchen for the past week, then welcome. Even though I'm not chasing an audience, I do love getting messages from people who've connected with something I've made. It makes me feel less alone in the world and, for all those people who've messaged me in the past or will message me in the future, I appreciate you. I truly do. Thanks for stopping by and giving me a listen. I may write this music for myself because I think that's the best way to keep it honest, but I still believe music, like all art, is best when it's shared.