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Released July 14, 2003

Three Days Grace - I Hate Everything About You

Korn - Blind

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Motionless In White - Reincarnate

Slipknot - Unsainted original version

Been listening to a lot of Sabrina Fuentes' band, Pretty Sick, lately, and I really like the dark, dreamy, droning NY vibe of their songs. Then I started wondering what it would sound like to take a little bit of that vibe and mix it with my usual, more aggressive style. Well, this is what it would sound like. 

LYRICS:

Big fat!

Check me, bro, on that app
Hit me up on that chat
Pick me up on the next lap
Then drop me off when you get back home
(Get back home)
Show me where your depth at
Teach me slang, you hep cat
Know ye where the boys at?
Keep 'em in your big fat phone
(Big fat phone)

Big fat!

I was born today
Don't know what to do

Looking for a fate
I was looking for a few
I need to find a foot
That fits my other shoe
Don't know what to say
And I don't know what you see
Don't know who to do
And I don't know what to be

Check me, bro, on that app
Hit me up on that chat
Pick me up on the next lap
Then drop me off when you get back home
(Get back home)
Show me where your depth at
Teach me slang, you hep cat
Know ye where the boys at?
Keep 'em in your big fat phone
(Big fat phone)

Big fat!

I can't get away
Every shape is you

Looking for a love
Or at least a healthy bang
Go eat another slug
If you get my stealthy slang
Don't know who's to say
And I don't know who to see
Don't know who to do
And I don't know who to be

Big fat!

Check me, bro, on that app
Hit me up on that chat
Pick me up on the next lap
Then drop me off when you get back home
(Get back home)
Show me where your depth at
Teach me slang, you hep cat
Know ye where the boys at?
Keep 'em in your big fat phone
(Big fat phone)

Big fat!

BIG FAT!

Big fat phone (big fat phone)
Big fat phone (big fat phone)
Big fat phone (big fat phone)
BIG FAT PHONE!

Big fat

© 2025 Funk McPuke

Big Fat Phone

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BIG FAT PHONE

Shut your mouth

WAS THAT A GHOST OR NOT?
IS THIS A DREAM? ... OR IT’S A HINT OF DELUSION?
CONFUSION WEAVES ITS WAY INSIDE AND ATTACKS MY BRAIN

THE WEIGHT OF THE OCEAN DRAGS ME TO ITS BASE
I WILL LIE AND ROT FOR DAYS
I’M HAUNTED BY THE LOVE YOU LEFT ME

I SEE THE LIGHT SHINE ON YOUR GRAVE
I AM LOST… THERE IS NOTHING TO SAY

SO I PLANT MY HOPES INTO THE GROUND
THEY NEVER GROW… MY SOUL HAS DROWNED

WON’T YOU RELEASE ME?
THIS PAINS TOO MUCH TO BEAR
ALL THE LOVE IN THE OCEAN IS NOTHING COMPARED TO YOU BEING HERE

I HEAR YOUR VOICE CALL THROUGH THE RAIN
HAVE I LOST MY HEAD AGAIN?

I SEE YOUR EYES LIGHT UP THE NIGHT
HAS MY DEAREST RETURNED TO LIFE?

THE FLOWERS THEY BLOOM UNDER THE RAIN
LOVE WILL BLOSSOM WHERE DEATH HAD BEEN
SO RISE WITH ME; FORGET THAT I BLEED
INSTEAD OF SCREAMS I HEAR YOU SING
SWEET SYMPHONIES

RISE (DEMO)

Bullet For My Valentine - Your Betrayal (cover)

Taken from Slipknot's 1999 debut album 'Slipknot', available on Roadrunner Records

Slipknot

Slipknot - (Sic)

Three Days Grace - Break

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Three Days Grace -  Animal I Have Become

Hey there, y'all! I'm Funk McPuke, an artist and musician originally from Los Angeles, CA but now living in my own little world.

After being in a bunch of punk and metal bands, I started writing and posting my own music here as a way of journaling feels, processing emotions, having fun with sounds, and annoying my neighbors. I decided early on to always just write whatever I was feeling in the moment and never chase an audience or clicks or clout, the result being that my music is a mix of various styles I like in various balances without any attempt to cater to a particular audience or genre. Depending on the song, you might hear a little punk, metal, grunge, electro, rap, post-hardcore, industrial, or any combination of those and other genres. I like to squish different sounds together and see what happens. If it sounds good, has a catchy hook, and makes me want to either cry or jump on my furniture and break stuff, it gets posted. Soundcloud is my place to play around and have a good time making music I enjoy without overthinking it too much. 

Ymmv. If you like one thing and one thing only -- like, if you're one of those people who believes punk has a uniform or something is "not metal" if it doesn't sound like all the other bands you listen to -- this might not be for you. Or maybe it is. Idk. I'm not the boss of you. Give it a listen and decide for yourself. And, hey, if you don't like one song, try another. You might like that one better.

Either way, I'mma keep writing and posting music for myself. But, y'know, if you find some lyrics you connect with, some hook that makes you bounce around your house, or just something to put on while you FINALLY do those dishes that have been stinking up your kitchen for the past week, then welcome. Even though I'm not chasing an audience, I do love getting messages from people who've connected with something I've made. It makes me feel less alone in the world and, for all those people who've messaged me in the past or will message me in the future, I appreciate you. I truly do. Thanks for stopping by and giving me a listen. I may write this music for myself because I think that's the best way to keep it honest, but I still believe music, like all art, is best when it's shared.

BIG FAT PHONE

Funk McPuke

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