Rap-flavored punk track that's ready to rizz your earballs and claw its way into your brain-hole.

LYRICS:

Allow me to introduce myself

Call me Sarge, LT, or CO
At the gun, you know I G-O
See the end like I'm Miss Cleo
Never old, I'm always Neo
Stank your face like I got B.O.
Running games, the DM dio
Lie in weight like I'm a Leo
Yo, man, uno, duo, trio

I'm flawless
You flowless
I got this
You know this
My raw shit
Be roses
You lost, bitch?
I'm Moses

I'm the rizz roller
The jizz doler
Shining every day, bro
I is solar
The rizz roller
The biz goaler
Icy in my veins, yo
My shit's polar

Pep it up like Tapatio
Hot and dark like Papa Pio
Wild girls on film in Rio
Feel en fuego, bitch, con mio
Cook it spicy like I'm Creole
Make the sun feel mucho frio
Who cares if you agree, yo?
Spitting facts when I drop V.O.

So lawless
The lowest
I'm not this
You know this
The raw shit
I chose this
You lost, bitch
Just know this

I'm the rizz roller
The jizz doler
Shining every day, bro
I is solar
The rizz roller
The biz goaler
Icy in my veins, yo
My shit's polar

Get a grip
Never slip
Every clip be getting colder
Bitches trip
Switches flip
Put that chip up on my shoulder
Let it rip
From the hip
Give me lip, you get no older
Then I dip
In your whip
Leave your mort just like I'm Volder

So lawless
The lowest
I'm not this
You know this
My raw shit
Be roses
You lost, bitch?
I'm Moses

I'm the rizz roller
The jizz doler
Shining every day, bro
I is solar
The rizz roller
The biz goaler
Icy in my veins, yo
My shit's polar

The rizz roller
The jizz doler
Shining every day, bro
I is solar
The rizz roller
The biz goaler
Icy in my veins, yo
My shit's polar

Rizz roller
The jizz doler
Rizz roller
My shit's polar
Rizz roller
The rizz roller
Don't know who I am, yo?
I just told ya

© 2024 Funk McPuke

Rizz Roller

RIZZ ROLLER

Hey there, y'all! I'm Funk McPuke, an artist and musician originally from Los Angeles, CA but now living in my own little world.

After being in a bunch of punk and metal bands, I started writing and posting my own music here as a way of journaling feels, processing emotions, having fun with sounds, and annoying my neighbors. I decided early on to always just write whatever I was feeling in the moment and never chase an audience or clicks or clout, the result being that my music is a mix of various styles I like in various balances without any attempt to cater to a particular audience or genre. Depending on the song, you might hear a little punk, metal, grunge, electro, rap, post-hardcore, industrial, or any combination of those and other genres. I like to squish different sounds together and see what happens. If it sounds good, has a catchy hook, and makes me want to either cry or jump on my furniture and break stuff, it gets posted. Soundcloud is my place to play around and have a good time making music I enjoy without overthinking it too much. 

Ymmv. If you like one thing and one thing only -- like, if you're one of those people who believes punk has a uniform or something is "not metal" if it doesn't sound like all the other bands you listen to -- this might not be for you. Or maybe it is. Idk. I'm not the boss of you. Give it a listen and decide for yourself. And, hey, if you don't like one song, try another. You might like that one better.

Either way, I'mma keep writing and posting music for myself. But, y'know, if you find some lyrics you connect with, some hook that makes you bounce around your house, or just something to put on while you FINALLY do those dishes that have been stinking up your kitchen for the past week, then welcome. Even though I'm not chasing an audience, I do love getting messages from people who've connected with something I've made. It makes me feel less alone in the world and, for all those people who've messaged me in the past or will message me in the future, I appreciate you. I truly do. Thanks for stopping by and giving me a listen. I may write this music for myself because I think that's the best way to keep it honest, but I still believe music, like all art, is best when it's shared.

I have been playing guitar since 1986.   Around 1996 I started producing electronic music as a daily ritual.  
  
My newer tracks are a combination of digitally produced tracks mixed with live guitar.  

If you like a track, make my day and leave a comment, or even better....send me a message.
I haven't posted in a while.  But I am still making music.
cheers,
burntSpaghetti