Hastening - A Crash And Bernstein "Krisp A. The Virtuoso"

This is the "SP AMT!! The SELLSMAKE OF ALL" replacement for my take on @arrow_nmw 's AU, "Deltarune: The Same Same Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Spamt is green! Except for @senoktrashstupid maybe

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] oh what
Unknown command: oh
] say "how did"
] say "uh"
] say "hi im spamt"
] green
Unknown command: green
] say "how did"
] uh
Unknown command: uh
] say "how did you get in here"

SPAMTttt RESEARCHER OF ALL [Deltarune: the Green Same Same Puppet]

This is the "SPALVE! (THE BUILDER GUY!)" replacement for my AU, "I can't believe it's not TSSP!". Why are you even thinking about this lol
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NotKris2008: where am i

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Gabeton: You are currently in Valve Software. Welcome.

NotKris2008: IS THAT FUCKIG GABE NEWELL

Gabeton: A fan, I see? Don't get many of those...

NotKris2008: huge fan omg

Gabeton: Wait... That outfit...
Gabeton: Are you attempting to impersonate me?

NotKris2008: no im just

Gabeton: Well, I can't have that.

everything by me
gabe newell by gabe newells parents
steam by valve
tssp by @arrownmw
shout out to @wendys-saucynuggs for the burgers

[I can't believe it's not TSSP!] - Gabeton, Owner of Steam

This replaces something in this au I purchased off of some website. What the fuck, Nugget double dipping? unheard of!

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Heavens, that Stockson neighbour sure is peculiar.
Yet, some part of me feels bad for him...
He's got himself wrapped up in a situation he never asked for.
If I want to start being a true hero, I may aswell start here.

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Song that plays when your name is KRISRIS (Deltarune: the stock puppet)

Kris - Today at 3:25 AM

Hey, Spamton
That's a nice couch you got there.
The leather just looks so... inviting.
I almost want to..
..Well, don't worry about it, haha.

Kris, the Gamer of all Skills

Kris - Today at 3:30 AM

After all the joy we've given you..
The love I've penetrated that soft, smooth heart with.

The LEAST you could do is say thank you, Spamton.
Just give me the couch!

Hey Spamton! Wanna Game? I'm Kris! That's

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This is the "“Anything Can Happen” - Krip H." replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Puppet". Think about it, how it feels to genocide intelligent fish for a corporate greed?
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- Where am I?.. Goddamn fog... Ugh...

1.1.1. Joining the team
• Why, hello, little buddy!

Creepy Henry > ???
- Who the heck ARE you??

1.1.2. 
• Firstly, watch your language
• Secondly, where's my professional competence?
• Sorry about that 
• I'm known as Max H.L.
• Max the Higher Logistician
• And what are you called?

Creepy Henry > Max H.L.
- Um, NICE to meet you?.. I'm Henry
- WHATEVER, why are you talking to me?

1.2.1. Career growth
• I have a deal for you, Henry
• And it looks like you want to get out of here unharmed
• I can help with that

Creepy Henry > Max H.L.
- What do you MEAN?!

1.3.1 Flyfish
• STEP ASIDE RIGHT NOW 
• THERE'S A FLYFISH RIGHT BEHIND YOU

Creepy Henry > Max H.L.
- WHAT

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Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by @utgdumpsterfire
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree and @therealmaz
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @rejonaanojer, @cambutcooler, @realshree, @danissimovn, @2053h and Schmiblor Flumbo ( / @schmiblorflumbo )
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by @altsusaltse / @its_versus
The Same Same Same Same Puppet by me!
Music by discoballguy on Discord
Voice lines by @itethecrapoc
(Big thanks to them! Go check them later!)
Art by me (again)

Max H.L. - "There's always a bigger fish" - [Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Puppet]

This is the "A-A-ATHING can HAHAHHPEN Ifonlyicould..." replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Puppet". Think about it, WHY FLYFISHES ARE SO ANNOYING I WANT TO BLOW THEM ALL UP AND I WILL

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Creepy Henry > Max H.L.
- DID YOU JUST BLOW UP THIS... FISH... THING?!

2.1.1. Safety precautions
• It's for our own safety

Creepy Henry > Max H.L.
- Yeah, I see...

2.2.1. Partnership 
• So, what about our deal?

Creepy Henry > Max H.L.
- What freaking DEAL?!

2.2.2.
• Again, watch your language 
• Well, I offer you a reward, if you'll help me with something
• Under a reward I mean a great amount of bonus scales and our company's merch! And probably a pizza party
• It's a pretty simple task, if you want to know, coworker

Creepy Henry > Max H.L.
- Ugh... I'll think about that...
(I'm going to throw up because of this fish mess on the ground...)

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Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by @utgdumpsterfire
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree and @therealmaz
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @rejonaanojer, @cambutcooler, @realshree, @danissimovn, @2053h and Schmiblor Flumbo ( / @schmiblorflumbo )
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by @altsusaltse / @its_versus
The Same Same Same Same Puppet by me
Music by discoballguy on Discord
Voice lines by @itethecrapoc
(They cooked, go and check them later)
Art by me (againX2)

THERE'$ THERE() THERE£ A<ALL<<wAYS Æ I AAAA - BI{{ER F!$H sonottofallyou— - [Deltarune: T4SP]

1984 classic book you should read iTHIS is the "Krisp A. The Virtuoso" replacement for my "my" ""new"" and """"original"""" AU, "Deltarune The NEW Same Same Same Same Puppet!!!!!". Think! Nobody has made a remake of an au where some kind of variation of "Spamty" takes the role "Krisp A."!
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Change art to "CHEERFUL"
Play "Well well. What do we have here?" sound effect.
Play "Welcome to Spamtir's Super Spectacular Surprising Precious Games, Chump!" sound effect.
Play "Also known as 4SP Games!" sound effect.
🦦 krispanini11💬 erm hi!
🦦 krispanini11💬 i came in here because the sign said the games were free.....
🦦 krispanini11💬 and i have like
🦦 krispanini11💬 One Dollar
Play "Of course, kid!" sound effect.
Play "Today i just felt little generous, you know?" sound effect.
Play "So go ahead and pick any game!" sound effect.
🦦 krispanini11💭(i go up to the shelves and through thoroughly inspectionate the games that are present.)
🦦 krispanini11💭(after a good while of searching, i focus my eyes on a game called "spamtir does taxes 2: the bills bounced back!")
🦦 krispanini11💭(excellent. seems like this game will provide me with many hours of pure entertainment.)
🦦 krispanini11💬wow this looks awesome
🦦 krispanini11💬 i pick this one!
Play "Ah, excellent pick! This one is one of my favorites." sound effect.
Play "It's probably my magnus opus. One of many more, of course! Wehehe...." sound effect.
🦦 krispanini11💬ok well ill go now! thanks
Play "Wait a second, chump!" sound effect.
Play "Before you go, there's one last thing i need you to do..." sound effect.
🦦 krispanini11💭(ah, of course. Here's the catch. just a free game seemed to much to be true.)
🦦 krispanini11💬 gulp. what is it
Play "It's nothing complicated, of course. Just a little formality." sound effect.
🦦 krispanini11💭(just as i expected. i've been scammed. might as well return the game.)
Change art to "NEUTRAL"
Play "Give me your blood." sound effect.
🦦 krispanini11🗯️WHAT!!!
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thumbnail by: herbert and morf
song by: vivi
vocals by: the crap oc????????? (ite
dilaogue by: YOU.
being senok by: youre not gonna believe this
eating lasagna by no one. come on guys this lasagna looks delicious
i dont need to put the damn credits wall here ok we all know who made the same other puppet

The Count: Spamtir [Deltarune; The NEW Same Same Same Same Puppet!]

Flamenco Jazz Fusion, Quintet (Guitare flamenca, Piano jazz, Contrebasse, Batterie/Cajón, Saxophone), Dialogue authentique entre traditions flamenco et jazz moderne

Sketches in Seville

@chomps-lmao is unfunny and STUPID don't follow him.

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