Fave SC Rap Battles

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqhS4X0ddOM

TicciSparks como Scott Pilgrim
GASU como Ramona Flowers

lightsøut como Boyfriend
Pandah como Girlfriend

Escrito por CyanCoat, TheBauestPerson, Cloud17 y TheSoul

Instrumental por CyanCoat

Lyrics (translated, not adapted) to English:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1fyT1elZ536HsSyKYehtAM970e_yMIWygrV_B1vL6ZWA/edit?usp=sharing

Kim Pine:
(Uno, Dos, Tres, Cuatro!)

Anunciador:
GUERRAS DE RAP

Scott Pilgrim contra Boyfriend!

Girlfriend:
(Tres, Dos, Uno, Va!)

Scott Pilgrim y Ramona Flowers:
Juegos de ritmo? los gano, amigo mío!
(Si no, ve lo que hicimos contra el idiota de Gideon!)
Venceré en un Flash al pastiche de NewGrounds
Esta vez sin ayuda de Knives! (Parappa dirá Chau!)

Boyfriend:
Oh dios, qué haces aquí Scott? No salgas con más niños!
Tú y tu basura hipster vuélvanse para el 2005!
Tan blando como un Muffin, hoy soy tu nega-ninja!
Vas a ser el Ex Ocho, después de esta paliza!

Scott Pilgrim:
No lo creo, en este duelo voy a ser como tu suegro!
Tu deseo es tener Sexo y mis Bob-Ombas lo han des-hecho!

Boyfriend:
No hables de mi relación, tu novia es peor que Taylor Swift! (Ooh!)
Fuckboys pixelados no acaban bien contra mi! (Yeah!)

Scott Pilgrim:
¿Soy un Fuck Boy porque me dan lo que a ti no?
Mejor dime "Puck-Man", todas quieren darme el "Fuck"!

Boyfriend:
Mejor dicho "Cuck-Man", cuando llega el G-Man
Suelta el bajo que con Neil ya te van a reemplazar!

Scott Pilgrim y Ramona Flowers:
Derroté a ambos capitanes, América y Marvel!
(Mientras tú estás rapeando contra dos niños en disfraces!)
Pero enano vocaloid, sólo regurgitas flows...
YA BASTA! Pagarás tu crimen contra el hip hop!

Boyfriend:
Tus bandas son un crímen contra lo Sónico (& Knuckles)
Ellas se desmoronan cuando yo rockeo el Mic-hael
Cera debes tener, si crees que suenan bien
Como tu película, un fracaso van a ser!

Scott Pilgrim y Ramona Flowers:
Te supero en cualquier medio, hasta en los videojuegos!
Es normal cuando recaes en mods para hacerlo bueno...
(El subespacio en tu cabeza de seguro está vaciado...)
Si pensabas que tu moda vencería a mi legado!

Boyfriend:
¿Te refieres al legado de haber arruinado,,,
...A toda una generación, pedófilo fracasado?
Encima tardas seis tomos en tratar de ser mejor
Porque no quiere afrontar que es sólo un puto perdedor!

Scott Pilgrim y Ramona Flowers:
Luché por la chica en mis sueños! Poder de Entendimiento!
(Con cualquier nota en falso tu novia abandona el juego...)
Viví con Wallace, oye, no discrimino!
Así que al menos te queda ir a darte picos con Pico...

Boyfriend y Girlfriend:
¿Quieres hablar de homosexuales?... tienes tres ex-novias:
Volviste a dos de ellas lesbianas, y la otra te odia!
Ya no te escondas tras Ramona, maldito cobarde!
Te vencí por mi cuenta (Así es cómo se hace!) Ja!

Scott Pilgrim vs Boyfriend

My first rap battle, so feedback is highly appreciated!

CookieSaurus as Peridot
GarbageGothic as Pidge

Beat: 8uzzed by KustomBeats
Written by CookieSaurus
Mixed by FreshyKanal

Peridot:
Ahem, it’s Peridot here, logging in to best this clod
Earthling hacking stands no chance against me, your skills are flawed
The Galra robeasts failed, now it’s my turn to take a shot
More chaotic than Klance, my designs will leave yours to rot!
Your precious Rover was archaic, kicked up so much dust I coughed
If Rolo’s robot made you swoon, my homeworld tech will knock your shorts off
You pilot one limb enhancer, I had full command of four
And with light years more character, no viewers find me a bore 
Target locked! (Nyahaha!) Like those Crystal Clods you’ll DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!
Your ship should brace for a hit, if it’s even still in shape to fly 
Can’t fix the fact that you’re human, no matter how you play your cards
Had a change of heart but still I’ll crush you like a pebble into shards

Pidge:
My expectations were low, but you drilled them into the ground
Go back to your Kindergarten, you’re way better off earthbound
How does it feel to lose half of your height for comic relief?
With metal powers so weak they can’t even give Jasper grief
In centuries on homeworld you haven’t been to half of where I’ve been
Hacking into places you can only hope to imagine 
I’ve seen alien rocks like you before, on two planets to boot 
But the fusion of mountain dew and doritos is new, it’s kinda cute (heh) 
Fixing foreign tech, from Olkarian to Altean 
While you struggle to fix your relationships, you can’t win 
improve your sucking up to Lazuli and Amethyst 
It’s impressive how little time it took to get them pissed 

Peridot:
You just don’t seem to get it so I’ll help you out and cut to the chase 
I’m out here saving your race, while you’re messing around in space 
You almost ditched your team, started off on the wrong foot 
You’re a waste of energy judging by the output 

Pidge:
A single planet means nothing in an intergalactic war 
Nobody owes you their lives except the farm crops you care for
You’re staying back on Earth for us humans? I’m flattered
But when the diamonds come for you you’ll be the first to get shattered

Peridot vs Pidge - AZIA Rap Battles

Merry Christmas!

Freshy Kanal as King Midas
Jacob G. as Jack Frost

Written by:
Jughead Jay, B O R K, MetaMachine, GamingPlush64, and Freshy Kanal

Jack Frost:
Best back off before having the match lost to Jack Frost!
And with all that gold you’ve racked up, it’s no wonder you lack brawns!
I could spit this at the lowest fahrenheits and still be hotter,  
But you’ll kill this if your disses are as solid as your daughter!
You couldn’t… catch this cold! Once your… raps erode!
With your ending’s past, you wish to see this… match unfold?!
From dinosaurs to Valley Forge, I’ll shine bright like lit lights!
You’re slipping on this track, looks like you’re walking on thin ice!

King Midas:
Surely you Jest if this fool thinks he will have me froze in place,
Your tundra of a verse will get crushed by my verbal Golden Age
Frost-bites the dust, when you’re left back in Santa’s sack
You can’t play your cards right, The King is greater than the Jack!

Jack Frost:
This poll’s off balance, of course it’d go South quick,
When your hardest challenge is putting your money where your mouth is!
The olden snowman has a-rose, there’s no garden from my flows!
But if you really want a foe, how ‘bout you turn this L to gold!

King Midas:
In Sprite of your attitude, you’re as mellow as an elf!
With those icy raps, you have no worries of melting yourself!

Jack Frost:
I’ll have this old man folding, frozen, for his wits are wearing frail!
It’s bedtime for dead rhymes and you’re the perfect fairy tale! 

King Midas:
You’re an absolute zero, whether dropping temperatures, or the bass!
Has your mind stopped-motion… you Rankin/Bass-ket case?
24 karats, and you are nippin’ at my nose?
I’ll have your chestnuts over coals if you want to start a roast! 
Quite a bold start, but you won’t flow far, for you’re below parr.
Let’s see how dope your colds are, when I go hard with these gold bars!
You heretics just won’t learn what your lesson is-I reckon this, 
With you and Elsa picked, icebergs will now wreck a second ship!

Jack Frost:
Made an ass of yourself on the mic, battered by immorality
Pennies consume your thoughts with that greedy mentality!
(AAAHH!!)

King Midas:
Oh you seem surprised; I sense shock behind that smirked face.
I know, how surprising that the Golden Touch came in first place? 
*maniacal laugh*


Special thanks to Freshy Kanal for mixing.
Thank you! See you next year!

Jack Frost vs. King Midas - X Rap Battle #6.

giving up on the video, heres the finished audio. i'll make a simpler video in a bit and upload all progress i made on the original planned video

Link vs The Doctor (feat. F00PZ, Luce, And Mancha)

Welcome back to X Rap Battles. It's been quite a while. Three months to be exact. But now, we've returned.

Light as Gambit
Vladimyr P. as Yugi Muto

Written by Jugheadjay, Bork, and MetaMachine

--Lyrics--

Gambit:
Handling Gambit's quite the... well, it's in the name, kid.
Cards on the table, step out of granddaddy's basement!
Face it, you're Ash Ketchum, minus the balls.
Ask Apocalypse! I make pyramids fall!
Looking at this battle, I think I'll double down.
Another lame anime hero battling struggles? Wow.
You've got no tricks up the sleeve when facing this foe!
Looks like the King of Games just met his ace in the hole!

Yugi Muto:
Time to... d-d-d-d-duel!
This can't be! I mean, that verse was so boring, man.
You best go back to being forgotten in X-Men Origins!
Try to beat a king, but Wolverine's shadow’s where you’re at,
Cause when people hear “Remy”, they think of the other rat!
LaBeau, you’re no foe! Your...rapping is so-so!
Matched...against a Muto, best...whip out your bō, bro!
Your comics? Forgotten! The spotlight? I’m rockin’!
Call your X-friends in before you’re bluffing in a coffin!
I could outmatch any magic tricks that this fool musters,
But a mutant moron? I thought that I was done with Duel Monsters!
My skills are indestructible, while your life is dysfunctional!
You can call me your girlfriend because I’m untouchable!

Gambit:
If you’re trying to throw this fight, then I’d have to give a bravo,
Cause unlike your TV shows, you’re not hard to follow.
You have no effect on me, I’m past your fight level!
My eyes and rhymes burn red, I’m the white devil!
I’m nicking victories in spades! Better keep your chin up!
I’m packing a full deck, you’re stuck on 52-pickup!
So attack all you want, go and activate your trap cards,
The truth is, Yugi, you simply lack heart!

Yugi Muto:
This wannabe-hero hobo tries to spit flamin’ bars,
But he couldn’t be hot, even if Channing Tatum stars!
You and I cannot compare! (Oh!) This matchup isn’t fair! (Oh!)
Another peasant failed to overtake the mighty Pharaoh!


Thank you for listening!

Hint for next time: 
"Batman vs Robin"

Gambit vs. Yugi Muto - X Rap Battles #8.

Minecraft is ten today! And as thanks for all the memories, Steve? got invited to Decent PG Rap Battles to fight against the Bomberman! Builder vs destroyer, who will take the crown? And will there be a crown left standing?

The video for this will be heavily delayed. Some files got messed up here and there, and working on the video for this will just take time away from the next battle, which I think would be a bad choice on my part. So don't expect the video this month. Maybe later this year.

Jacob G. as Steve?
Jughead Jay as Bomberman.

Written by GamingPlush64 and Jughead Jay.
Mixing done by Jacob G.
Beat made by GamingPlush64
Bomberman image created by Y.D.Geon.

Lyrics:

Steve:
Minin’ for a good opponent, but this bomber’s quite the bummer. 
Saddle up, Pinocchio, I know you’re not a canon Runner. 
I hunt and maim like Hunger Games, best stick to your playground.
You’re cobble-stoned because a fight with me is digging straight down!
I’m a PVP MC, your griefing will get a swift end!
Switch to X-boxing your big head, and then I’ll turn this ring red! 
Your stance is pretty much on sand. This’ll blow up in your face.
But by your recent fame? You didn’t fall from a High Place.

Bomberman:
Suppose you are what you eat; another pig that’s for roasting!
Flowing like Aquanet - Ocean! So best sprint back to your potions!
And then find a better mine, you’ve already wrecked your rhymes,
But you’re gonna have a blast if you wanna step on mine!
Dig, build, code, kill, I have your Series to a T
With more 9 Year Olds online than PewDiePie could even reach
Your Nether End-ing updates ruined the simplicity of brick blocks
Now your players are the same making dank memes on Tik Tok


Steve:
Well, that verse wasn’t Creative. This Creeper cannot be blasting me.
Minecraft's in Movies and Netflix (Sweet!) You're rotting in your factory!
I’ll be crafting sheets of lyrics verse a zombie of a hero
Because you messed up the recipe as far as TNT goes.

Bomberman:
I Block your Commands! Bomber lines are in my title!
While Steve was a joke - both in name and rap Survival!
I’m the face of my factory’s fame, a powerhouse for bars spit
You don’t resemble Microsoft because you didn’t leave a Mark-us.

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For those who want to cover it, https://soundcloud.com/gamingplush64/bomberman-vs-steve-with-a-question-mark-but-its-a-beat/s-NrdHo

Bomberman vs Steve? Decent PG Rap Battles.

Welcome to another X Rap Battle. In this battle, two justice-seeking vigilantes go head to head. It's the archer himself, Robin Hood, against the caped crusader, Batman.

Swedely as Batman
Fel as Robin Hood
Freshy Kanal as Merrymen chorus 

--Lyrics--

Robin Hood:
Crossing paths with a psycho? I must say, I’ve seen better, 
Cowardice, powerless, going to extreme measures,
To make his greed present, though I’m stealing thieves’ treasures,
While you’ve mastered the art of being the lamest League member!
Why bother?! You're comical to this archer’s novel!
Merely a second away from hitting bottles and brothels!
Unlike you, hostility isn't the answer for this bloke,
But if this bat walks my alley, a family reunion’s his horoscope!
With so many issues, surely your fate’s written.
The story of an inmate, but who placed this Great Brit in?
I steal from the rich, fighting crimes without violence,
But you might keep your life if you drop rhymes like sidekicks!

Batman:
That’s it? I’m rapping Katniss acting as a mad man?
I think there’s a fact you lack, kid… I’m Batman.
If you want Sherwood safe, forfeit for the greater good.
Things tend to go Under whenever Robins put on Hoods!
Wits? I got ‘em. Hits, I drop ‘em. 
I spit, for Gotham! And Brits? I boss ‘em!
I’d suggest an update if you crave to see farther,
Prince of Thieves? Queen is the better green archer!

Robin Hood:
I have the heart of a lion; yours is stolen by a kitty!
I’m Marian my Maid, you can’t pull the Vale off of Vicki!
Call this fox Wilde, with all of these victories I Nick!
Quit with the shtick, prick! We all know you secretly love Dick!
Merrymen! (Hoo Hoo!) Bury him! (Hoo Hoo!)
I’ll protect Marian to the very end! (Hoo Hoo!)
Step into the Hood! (Hood!) Now you’re done for good! (Good!)
I’ll clip the Dark Knight’s wings,  now am I understood?! (Stood!)

Batman:
You and your pantied pansies can’t handle my raps!
My actors take the exit cause no one can play the Bat!
Take your bow and lose this bout, or cower out and take a bow!
Such a poor man, you could use a couple pounds!
They say you’re a menace, and I’m not one to argue!
Abandon those arrows, and what kind of man are you?!

Robin Hood:
Well, if I’m one you wish to spar to, you won’t get far with dark broods!
I drop bars, too! Spitting literature on cartoons!

Batman:
Jokers like you are left in Arkham if you cross me.
Claim what you’d be Robin, but I’ve got it on Lock-sley!
I’ve left your feathers severed, bested all your endeavors!
For your legacy is dead, while I’m Batman Forever!

--------

Written by Jugheadjay, MetaMachine, and Freshy Kanal

Robin Hood vs. Batman - X Rap Battles #9.

The original version of this battle was a bit lacking in my opinion, so I decided to re-mix the audio, with a freshly-edited beat.

Raichous as Mr. Freeze
Seth W. as The Ice King

Audio Mixing by Jugheadjay

Ice King vs. Mr. Freeze (REDUX) - X Rap Battles #1.

Happy Halloween :)
Dani Frias as Happy Appy 
King Mewtwo as Bobble the Clown
Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20Bout%20It.mp3 
Written by: Cole and [Uncredited]
Mixed by Jordan

Happy Appy:
You know the theme: its Happy Appy! Helping kids and creepy clowns
Stay Safe when killings are sighted, sneaking stabbings throughout my town.
The only fires being lit are the ones to permanently burn pennywise,
Then not even Forenzik’s skills will figure out just how the monkey died
Going toe-to-toe versus a wanna-be Momo? Now that’s a funny joke,
Cause flow from apple juicy gore on MY show will make you choke
Until the war leaves the rotten core apple with the last laugh,
While Dr Death is imprisoned in a Bubble, Bobble. Try to brainwash THAT.

Bobble the Clown:
Hey Kids, for my next kitchen surprise, I’ll teach you how to cut an apple!
Thot your bandaids could fix your de-claying, when your in a cove of candles?
Your story was made to be bad? Guess the same goes for that verse too, 
Now listen children: here’s how to stop Happy Appy from coming for you.
Tell him to STAND STILL, and remind him of the trolling he created
It doesn’t take an O5-Council member to know Stick Stickly here is hated
I mean, just take a look at your archive pages desecration
Burning in Hell from my fire rhymes? Looks like it’s time for a cancellation!

Happy Appy ( deteriorated ):
Ready to see some natural violence kids? Guess Bobble should’ve re-run
The truth of hating you is that the children and I have something more fun.
You won’t be teaching slaughter fests when your rapping signal is blocked, coward
Watch as I cause a bigger crash then the aftermath of the 9/11 towers.

Bobble:
Despite having no ap-peal, you're still trying to show your glory?
Thank god your pathetic verse didn’t drag on as long as your story
I won’t be needing Nick Jr to make your history go black,
What does Happy Appy need? That’s right! Fanbase Class A amnesiac!
(Evil Laugh)

Happy Appy vs. Bobble the Clown (SCP-993) | SCP Rap Battles #1

These fiery fighters are kicking into this battle to face each other. Blaziken, the fiery Hoenn starter of Pokemon, and Ken Masters, the fiery fist of Street Fighter. Who’s fiery spirit burns hotter? That’s for you to decide.

Blaziken:
When they told me I was up against the Street Fighter, Ken
I was hoping for the one from Street Fighter 2010
I’m both Alpha and Omega, it’s reckless to face me
Know it was me in the anime who won the Johto League
Looking at your winning streak, it’s really something I doubt
The only things thicker than your ego are your eyebrows
You’re arrogant and that is why you fall second to Ryu
And you’re not that unique since you share most of his moves
It’s not very effective when you hit me with your Hadouken
I’ll do you in this battle like Akuma did to Gouken
I’m leaping 30 story buildings, I’ve got legs for days
If you think you’ll really win this, then you’re the one who’s blazed

Ken Masters:
You’re a real Brave Bird thinking you could step to me
You’re a fire type but I’m the one that’s bringing the heat
Taste my fire-breathing fist that leaves my foes in flames
It’s clear I’m your inspiration, I’m even part of your name
I’m roasting this rooster, looks like fried chicken tonight
Honestly, I’d rather have Rufus take me in another fight
I won the U.S. Martial Arts tournament three times in a row
And it doesn’t even stop there, I’ll bring shame upon this shamo
You won’t be talking after when I uppercut your jaw
Not afraid of me? Then you should meet my brother-in-law
Hot moves, hot wife, and no intent on losin’
You got hops but you’ll fly higher with my Shinryuken!

Mega Blaziken:
You wanna get Violent Ken? Well with my Blazikenite
I bring an Eruption of power and my true fire ignites
There’s no Potions or Berries here to help you recover
Sean won’t be a true fighter when it’s your wing he’s under
With the speed of a Latias, I’m about to Overheat
The last thing you’ll see before you faint are the soles of my feet
Ask Flannery about who’s fiery passion burns hotter
In this form, you’re outmatched, you’re no longer a bother
Cause I am Blaziken and I’ll be blazing Ken
When I give some major damage with my blazing kicks
I’ve heard of rags to riches but not riches to rags
I feel Dan Hibiki puts up a better fight than you can

Ken Masters:
Takes more than going Mega, you need to Bulk Up, Focus Energy
Cause it’ll take all of your strength to go and try and hurt me
And those verses were fowl but that’s something I should expect
Battling is not your style, stick to Pokemon Contests
You’ll be KO’d once I hit you with my Shippu Jinraikyaku
It’s like I’m using Flamethrower with these flames I’m spitting at you
I’ve had some experience in fighting Fire Pokemon
So let’s get serious, I’m ready for ya! Bring it on! 
Let’s fight fire with fire, of the entire Street Fighters
There is none who rank higher than the man in red attire
No Pokeball required since my victory is captured
And I owned you, call me Ken Pokemon Masters

CAST:
MaNCHA as Blaziken
B-Lo as Ken Masters

Beat Produced by Hollywood Legend Productions

Blaziken Vs Ken Masters - A Rap Battle by B-Lo

LYRICS 

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IFxWiWDrXj3XxGluxvStjCPF8Z-rqinNu9JTOK-NYsU/edit?usp=sharing

CREDITS

Vladimyr P. as Red
https://soundcloud.com/vladimyr-p
Lexi M. as Charizard
https://soundcloud.com/user-650786333-593076861
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfRZUTOJL1qAbDorCjlhGYQ
Light as Venasaur
https://soundcloud.com/ducky808
Raichous as Blastoise
https://soundcloud.com/kingraichous

Rabi As Kris
garbageGothic as Susie
https://soundcloud.com/garbagegothic
Tuna as Ralsei
https://soundcloud.com/tunattic
GamingPlush64 as Lancer
https://soundcloud.com/gamingplush64
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtWX7jJ5lodM_poQuXMTqjQ

Written by Rabi, B O R K, & GamingPlush64
https://soundcloud.com/borkrulesok
Mixed by Light
Beat by Dansonn
Thumbnail by Rabi

Red vs. Kris - Rap Battle

Soundcloud don't got dislikes bitches LOL

Boris as PaRappa (PaRappa the Rapper)
Dani Frias, FyxFynn and Kamren as Chorus Kid 1, 2, and 3 (Rhythm Heaven)
Swoldow EVGRB as Rasputin Coach (Just Dance)
Eddiefrb as Don Chan (Taiko no Tatsujin)
garbageGothic as Cadence (Crypt of the Necrodancer)
Snakebite126 as Default 2 (Geometry Dash)
J Morris the Review Guy as Avatar (Beat Saber)

Beats Produced by: Black Rose, Kustom, Turquoise, and GT3
Written by: ColeDaCole, Dani Frias, Eddiefrb, MC Fawful, Mason, Derpiest Game Blast, Psytube, FyxFynn, Snakebite126, and Swoldow EVGRB
Mixed by: Jordy
Flow Test by: Dani Frias and Eddiefrb

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ATz6n5XXAf2ezLfdbtQjESRMR2VjvUoWgzhAluHBE9M/edit?usp=sharing

The Rhythm Game Royale - Rap Battle

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cMkKEepQ3xXv3XDx1HB131LYzVIg0s26miWqgnSfjzQ/edit
Dani Frias as Happy Appy
Kamren the Person as Baldi
Written by MetaMachine, GamingPlush64, Bork, and Paige
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat by Tristan on the Track
Thumbnail by Paige
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Green Underdogs"
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Bare your fangs"
Hope you all are having a good Rap Battle Day!!

Happy Appy vs. Baldi

Deltarune VS Mario & Luigi

undertale

DerangedStrange as Lancer
Snakebite126 as Prince Peasley

Prince Peasley:
This champ charges into battle! No, I won’t bow for your highness!
You’re just a daft amalgamation of Sans and Papyrus!
I Cackletta at your foolishness, and though it does amuse me
I’ll be giving you the axe, as if I were Susie!

Lancer:
My rhymes come in spades when I step up to the mic
Now I’ll run into you with…...MY BIKE!
Quit thinking you’re a Beanstar, you’re worse than my papa!
This pea will be split when I spit hot like stump salsa!

Prince Peasley:
You? Spit hot? Haha! I’ll say
Spades thinks he’s so Slick, but he’s as soft as Ralsei!
And with all your failed plans, we know who’ll win in the end
Spoilers! It’s not the guy who betrayed his only friends!
What you rap’s awful, Fawful! It’s you I shall oust
Want to see a real Lancer? Face me in a joust!
You think you’re the King of the Koop, huh? Good thing I wrap those!
Now Peasley’s Rose to victory while you stay in the shadows!

Lancer:
Yikes! I keep getting lost in your maze of a verse
You just kept dragon it on! This hoho is the worst!
Drop the pompous act, you’re even worse than Rouxls
In both the Dark Realm and this track, it’s clear that I rule!
You think that you’re a thrasher, but really, you suck!
Could’ve ripped me by the Seams, but you played a sitting duck!
I didn’t even need my armies to leave this jerk broken
Dropped my words like bombs, and now it’s this Joke’s End!

Written by Vivian
Mixed by Nekomancer
Produced by Allrounda
Cover Art by Tuna

Lancer VS Prince Peasley | RAP BATTLE!

Ben Shapiro - Adam
Thomas Paine - AlaskanSam

BEN SHAPIRO Verse 1
You want a debate? Okay, this is epic
You don't know about music, yeah, there, I said it
You barred the people from seeing your casket
Like Corona or my talent you’d be a fool if you masked it
Now I don’t rap, but let’s say, hypothetically, I tried 
Blastin’ T-Paine’s Goat Talk with Facts and Logic Homicide
Your seditious dedication hesitates your deification
So retract those terror reign remarks or take a French vacation.
You’re facing being named ancient by your state and nation
Your foundation won't be wasted, I'll take your place with hasten. 
I rap fast, never last, so high-class that you have to see,
Step to me, you'll be swept off your feet, I.E AOC.


THOMAS PAINE Verse 1
You’re a political prick, no conservative hero
I object to your desk, just Bench Shapiro
You have the right to bear arms, but leave the shot firing to me
The fathers I'm founding are the founding fathers of your beliefs
You're a wrong learning right, so it truly is a pity
That you don't shut your mouth and take "conservative" literally
You yell at the public, with no sense of caution, hence
Not even a penny for your thoughts, because they’re not common cents
It’s ironic you’re rapping, with those past statements
“No Melody!” “No Tempo!”, must’ve been your rap basis
I've made world change while you've polluted airwaves
Your only revolution is making me turn in my grave 


BEN SHAPIRO Verse 2
I’m sharp with attacks, out of the park with raps
I'll slap this crapulous mass with my FACTS
Snuggle up with Bonaparte, with Treason in your Heart
To be Frank, this Ben won't give you writings to chart
I guess your French friends took your liberal libel literally 
They put you in a cell and gave you death, instead of liberty
Both sides of the Atlantic are having beef with you.
You ship the sickest cringe - "DEANE. 👏 REVIEW. 👏"
You want independent thought? Let’s say that's true 
Stop putting words in people, telling them what to do
You just don’t know the facts, and that’s why you’re losin'
So this might ring a bell- it’s called the Constitution.


THOMAS PAINE Verse 2
TP against BS, you're not witty, it's clear
Make like your BBC interview and storm right out of here
Me versus The Constitution? You’ll go home in an ambulance 
Your forehead is more lengthy than the whole preamble is
I've left a left offenda, I sent it right back to senda
Because I push more potent pamphlets like you push your poor agenda
I hand them out in haste, you take the pill of propaganda 
You won't fare well cause I well fares like my name’s Bernie Sandahs
You're a libertarian? I don't know what you're on sir, 
You call it free speech but you're carried by sponsors
You’re getting pissed at me? You've come up short, not just physically.
When all is said and done you're on the Alt-Right Side of History.


BEN SHAPIRO Verse 3
Your parenthood plannings unfounded, why?
My three kids are prodigies, all of yours died
Your legacy’s an anti Judeo-Christian agenda 
And your country was raised by parents of the same gender
Yes, your book may have built our foundation
But one letter to George ruined that reputation
I crush Common Sensitive snowflakes— I stand by this
Giving a quaker this power? That’s our country's real crisis


THOMAS PAINE Verse 3
You ctrl alt delete your statements to ctrl alt-right statesmen
Birthing nonsense debates, while I helped birth this nation
People sound the alarm when you spew shit about diversity
The only campus you're welcome at is Prager University
I go vile in with wild spits, pullin' strings, like a violin 
Your discordant discourse gets you high strung - daily wirin’
Naive and immature, you've no idea what you're speakin'
Your Facts and Logic are too young to reach my Age of Reason.

Ben Shapiro vs Thomas Paine - Discord Rap Battles

New version of MISTA featuring Zagranis in replacement of you know who.

All Hit Radio!

Matthew Chorus:
They call me Mr. So Talented
Mr. Fa-Fashioning
Yeah, I'm Mr. Not Challenging
When I draw, I don't need no practicing
They call me Mr. So Dazzling
Yeah, they know what's happening
'Cept the haters that go blabbering
Yet they can't even battle this

Matthew Verse:
You know I love it when people call me "Mista"
Makes me like the victor, won’t make me a quitter
If you think I'm kidding, then you're nothing but a hit or misser
Wouldn't even need to go and subtweet onto your Twitter
That you're nothing but bitter, I’m not trying to sound triggered
But who'd figure that this wannabe wigger thinks he's so bigger?
Even though he's like a sister, always needing to bicker
Bitty critter be a bitcher, I’mma leave him with a blister
You’re history, pal, it's a mystery, pal
How you claim that you're worth it, but you're real shitty, pal 
While I’m making some dough doing raps and some flows
You’re acting like “Yo man, I got so many hoes!”
But no, you wouldn’t even step up without being shook
‘Cause I could get more girls than family members on yo Facebook
Oh! Now here comes Woody! Better go ahead and turn up that-
All Hit Radio!

Serena Verse:
They call me Mista because I’m all over your sista
Aiming down the sights on her like a Ballista
It took me quite a bit to uncurse this track
But with my feature, this track is gonna fuckin’ smack
You know I’ve got an ache for cake
When I awake, I shake
I gotta take a break
For just a little bit
Everybody’s listenin’ to my shit
All the rhymes that I spit
You know this is your shit
A lyrical miracle, I gotta calm down
When I stare at your girl, she go down
Like a clown, she turns my frown upside down
I’m so glad that she lives in my town
Those lines were dirty man I gotta admit it
But I gotta make sure no kids listen to my shit
Your girl calls me Eminem because I’m sweet and I spit it
She calls me Mista and don’t ever forget it

Nathan Chorus:
Mr. Procrastinate
Mr. Just Had to Wait
But I'm Mr. So Passionate
So hungry for more bars
They call me Mr. Just Haven't Ate
Keep going, I'm still chomping on these bars
I'm Mr. Elastic Waist
Call me Mr. Fantastic, ayy!

Nathan Verse:
Oh sh- sorry I’m late, is this, this is where my verse goes?...
Oh, here he goes again, he’s late 
And he knows he is, but he hates
To be at all productive so we wait
Until he blows us up again, like he needs a break
That’s the old me, I’ve changed a bit
I’ve got goals to be a gangster, bitch!
A Wangsta thrift, on stage with this and
To be a goalie you’ve gotta take the hit
Sometimes this language needs a major twist
I’m so addicted to the writing, might as well take it in with a syringe
I’d wager my life savings if I could open the safe its in
But things in this game have been changing and
I’m not confident I’d ever make it in 

Yeah.

Bomberman vs Steve? Decent PG Rap Battles.

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