Papyrus and Sans:
Gadzooks, Sans, look, is that a human?!
He’s too dim to be a lamp, who the heck dragged you in?
Hair looks like a borscht, and with that uniform;
I mean what, are you buying your clothes at the soup store?
It’s got no class to my battle body
I got shocking raps that can rattle Molly
You can barely Bear Traps, but that’s my hobby!
Like eating soup with a fork; your raps are sloppy
I’m the master of monsters, I can halter Frisk
You’re a mobster; shellfish like a lobster bisque
We’ll rename you Track-Crash, cuz you’ve bombed already
You should move out, stop mooching off your mom’s spaghetti

Giovanni:
I’m Great at Rhyme! You take that back! 
I Slug SOULS and trousle bones when I’m up to bat!
Giovanni’s left in Disbelief from hearing all the white noise
So it’s time to wreck a second fossil with my Boys!
Are we sure this lonely bone man has no Epithet?
‘Cuz I’m still surprised he hasn’t been Inscribed “Desperate”
I beg your pardon, you think you’re Royal Guard-in’
You’re snowed in, frozen; Olive Garden
You spend your time, ca-noodling with the enemy
No amount of your cuisine’s about to make me friendly
Cuz you rap slow, got that old tomato sauce bad flow
Your brother’s shorter, yet you’re still stuck in his shadow! 

Papyrus and Sans:
Nyeh heh heh!
Geez, hit the microwave, that wasn’t hot in any way
Not even you Cam-in-paign would get me to like Anime
Cuz I’m a skeleton and you still manage to get on my nerves
Like “pay a monthly fee to see this joke ahead of time on VRV”
You could say my resume's more soup-er than what he has! SANS!
Both step off before you’re caught by Percy’s Sweet Jazz band!
I don’t need a Rocket to put Giovanni on blast!
It feels like your life’s going down a dangerous path!
You act like a villain and try to look so tough and rugged
But pierce through the knitty-gritty and you're softer than your plushes!
Cuz you’re a Certified Bad Guy -- bad at everything, Gio!
Even this battle has more animation than your whole show!

Giovanni and Molly:
Papy’s awfully happy to be on a Frisky dinner date
Second-fiddle on a silver platter but here is what’s on the plate
Lets hand you over to my Boss, with his refined palate
I’ll serve you up like a bone broth with a geno-side salad!
(Yeah!)
Cuz you’re like parmesan, really grating, Papyrus! (ooh!)
Every line you spit makes me raise my level of violence
You're even weaker than Sans, and lookin' at him it's clear, uh,
Just one swing to break his SOUL like it’s more fragile than a Mira!
With my bat and knife, you’re turned to bone meal when you’re crushed (ha!)
I’ll cut to the chase and you’ll be left in your own dust!
But your only friend killed you on half of their routes? Wow!
That’s my special attack! You are blue, now! (rawr!)

Mancha as Giovanni Potage and Sans
MetaMachine as Papyrus
Azia as Molly Blyndeff

Giovanni Potage vs Papyrus - URBoF #16

lol this was written so long ago that it really doesn't hold up much anymore, thus that, along with the discontinuation of cmrb as a whole, meant that it just wasn't worth finishing. Also, Peridot and Bill's vocals were recorded by me and were acted as demos for when we found the perfect cast, which we... never did..... so enjoy my horrible take on Bill Cipher.  

here's the doc though:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HuzgtbzB4YreDTCjEs1iEUQCIYsRT5LAJ8wGeR5oaPM/edit?usp=sharing

(SCRAPPED) Bill vs Peridot REMAKE

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1u8vnV5fI_Gg7sXa7LbxqI3EO0-MW0UXhKfrdCjN6YXs/edit?usp=sharing

Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal and Glitchdude

Production by Epistra, Freshy Kanal, Glitchdude and ENNWAY!

Rappers:
EricTheAudible
ENNWAY!
Jofinity
Shimario/Rap Battle Brawl
Psytube
Freshy Kanal
Snakebite126
Danii

Minecraft Hostile Mob Rap Cypher || Ft. Freshy Kanal, ENNWAY! & More

Sonic.EXE : Fightmarker
Trollge : JustGamer 

Written by Kamren and Nooby
Beat Prod : Ear 2 Tha Beat
Mixed by Fightmarker
Art by CreeperPasta and Nooby


RAP BATTLE

SONIC.EXE
VS
TROLLGE

BEGIN

Sonic.EXE :
Hello. Wanna play with me? I love a good race
When I'm raising the stakes, try to keep with the pace
Almost a decade in and stickman's bent out of shape
That's all what transpired when I fOuNd HiM : a sad Trollface
Wipe that smug off your grin, I'm not one for tomfoolery
Comparing him to depressed trolls, even Tom’s less of a fool to me
Reach the staircase to heaven? I'll make this fucker meet his downfall
Since this is another battle you'll lose against a pair of blue balls
I terrified all online, children hide in their sheets
You're a Woke-jack influencing "I'm a teen and this is deep"
You Can't Run, though you can try 'fore I catch up to Joaquin's clown
After I'm done? I'll be sure to keep Carlos' property staying down

Trollge : 
Step 1 : Model your idol, take his skin
Step 2 : Put it on and END HIS KIN
Step 3 : Claim yourself as God
Step 4 : Escape from PC to show you've gone soft
Blood stilled down your pupils and had eyes rolling
Getting kicked out of wiki’s the only time this pasta's trolling
The biggest joke you ever made stole Kefka's shtick
We'll see if Hyenas still laugh after The Allegations Incident...

Sonic.EXE :
Gotta say, I’d hope you kept this entertaining
But like the internet's interest, your purpose is already fading
I'm EXE yet your verse's execution fell flat
So why don't you add another step and find who fucking asked?
For someone like yourself, I thought burning bridges was your job
I've done better tearing Tails' tails, tearing up all the sobs
Now as your god, you better start making amends
'Cause this meme will die twice, and he won't get a chance to try again

Trollge : 
A single drop of oil and I rise above your flow
Though I've read your horrid grammar, surprised that you could stay afloat
Check my Keter class, I'm more Majin than X ever showed
For a hedgehog this speedy, seems your timing was too slow
Are you mad bro? your fame faded in so little time
Metal Sonic but demonic and even more dead inside
C'mon, what's the matter? Don't like the way I talk?
Please, you played with lives like a game of Hide and Stalk
Left a trail of dead animals and it all paved way
For a legacy in the water, a been drowned Ben Drowned
Gave Sally stitches, but that's nothing to my thrown shade
Dethroned this "god," now I'm the Ruler. No need for another round

Sonic.EXE vs Trollge - Rap Battle! (ft. Fightmarker and JustGamer)

#rapbattle #parappatherapper #talkingben

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dilly as parappa the rapper
danii as talking ben

written by dilly, danii, and swoldow
mixed by kennyfreestyle
beat prod. by kennyfreestyle
art by limjj and nooby
cover art by rabi
series logo by timelord

this series is a tribute to epic rap battles of history.
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Parappa the Rapper vs Talking Ben - Rap Battle! (2022)

New Season, New Vibes, New Battle! Today we have the 46th and current President of the United States, Joe Biden, pitted against old time folklore myth, Sandman! Enjoy!

CAST:
Zawesome as Joe Biden
Commander Jacob as Sandman

LYRICS:
JOE BIDEN:
Why is it that Joe Biden’s the first in his family
That’s forced into battling this fantasy, it’s a tragedy
But actually, I’ve faced bigger travesties in my past
Now Catholic Jack is taking America back, en masse
Ole Ole (Ole Ole), gettin’ intimate real slowly
Creepin’ kids right on their beds, that’s some malarkey, holy moly
I’m running laps (running tracks), around your ass, I’m a machine
And sleepy wants to beat me? In your dreams
But there’s a gleam brighter than my teeth when I talk to’em (talk to’em)
I inspire hope with a speech when I talk to’em (talk to’em)
What I brought to’em, taught to’em, vaccines, baby
All you do is put a crowd to sleep when you talk to’em 

SANDMAN:
Let me keep a close eye on your lines- now wait a minute
I think I’ve heard that verse before, it’s a bit kinning Kinnock innit
Step to the dream emcee, *stretch* I’ll go ham then
Run a track around me? *yawns* Let’s Go Brandon
I ain’t creepy, I’m calmin’, coolin’, soothin’ the juvenescence 
The iridescent candescent rapper spittin’ with efflorescence
Status Quo Joe, throwin’ stones, makin’ claims, but the film shows
With him rubbin’, perusin’, droolin’ over the adolescence
I’ma need ya to kill the hypocrisy, rampant in your democracy
Stop saying what you’re gonna do and fight for what you’re promising
Cu-Cu–Cu–Cu-Cuz you? You’re old news
Your sun is setting like the dude who came before you

JOE BIDEN:
What’s with that sluggish verse, you gotta clap back better
Because comparing you and me, I simply Build Raps Better
And Ole look it just takes a little time to get things moving
I’m tryin’ to bring us all together, get this nation improving
Unlike that immature adult, insecure asshole
Droppin’ 80 mill, got his ass out of the capitol
Droppin’ 2 trill, Scranton’s top office celebrity
Your office topped 300 mill, we dropped it from our memories 

SANDMAN:
Shhh, I think it’s time for you to go to sleep
Wanna be Roosevelt, but you can’t help being a sheep
To Chuck and Nancy, can’t stand on your own cuz you’re weak
Your only droppin’ promises Joe, now your futures looking bleak
But go on about the hope from your out of touch ticket
That’s great Joe, you did it, now do something with it

Beat By: Dansonn
Mixed By: Musiclide
Cover By: Commander Jacob

Joe Biden Vs Sandman | Gridline Rap Battles Season 3

Danii as Al McWhiggin
JesseBoxVO as Mama Coco

Lyrics:

Al:
Working on a weekend like usual
Now I gotta diss this bitch delusional
Thinkin that this hag is nearly provable
Haven't laughed my ass off this hard since your fuckin' funeral
Mama Coco's so-so when it comes to my bars nice
I thought you were Mexican, so tell me why I'm rocking ice
With this pollo suit I won't go slow with this fight
Then you'll be in my commercial on why Coco can't rhyme
Bro, you're not even important in the film you're named after
I'll make you know your Papa after we're on the same chapter
I'm badder, go name somebody with this fuckin bank
So make like Miguel and leave music after I take the rank

Coco:
Uhhhh, que es eso? What is this lingo
You tellin’ me that you are a redditor and a gringo?
I'll be cold all I want, my game has come to past
But you're selling stolen toys to get the minimum cash
Here for additional racks, don't go diss me on my importance
You're the second villain in your movie that nearly fell short in
With deletion, you make no sense, I saw your stance and am laughing
Like Woody you're an arm short with the vieja that's surpassing
Your rapping is trash, it's no wonder music's banned
Should've drank poison like Hector, maybe you'll get to expand
Who's your mans, with that outfit you don't hold that much bravado
Which is why I'm cookin' this dude, call it pollo asado

Al:
Hold it you old bitch, I think I will mention
I go in, you only cause whole plots with dementia
Keep goin, the rest of your relatives will end up on the ofrenda handy
But what bank did you make if Disney didn't even pay your family?

Coco:
With them cheeto dust and armpit stains, you'll see no light
Get the dude that fixed up Woody to clean up your whole life
For a buck buck buck, I'll go make sure that tu comprendes, oooh
Fuck fuck fuck you, we'll be better off forgetting you

Big Al vs. Mama Coco

From this point onwards, we won't be having announcers for SoundCloud audios, but SPM's crazy voice will still be there on the YouTube videos!

Monokuma:
Welcome to Hope's Peak Academy! Puhuhu…
You’ll find this punishment more fun than the kids you abuse
And I know I can’t say much considering I killed a few
But now I don’t have to worry about that diss coming from you!
That tiny land you got could never match-up to my Jabberwock
Don’t you talk! That past of yours only makes you a laughingstock!
It makes me hot thinking about how your title was left to rot
They looked at what you got and then said “what if we made them tots?”
Chris, take your win and throw it down the Flush of Shame
You’re insane! Poke the bear and these claws will leave you maimed
I’ll make sure your body’s undiscovered— like anyone would be sleuthin’
I’m claiming my victory like the copyright on Reunion!

Chris McLean:
Morning campers! Today’s challenge is delayed
Because this teddy bear doesn’t know when to stay in his Lean!
So let’s get right to the Action, campers, it’s time to vote!
Looks like you’re another loser I’m sending off in a boat
The only despair you’re getting now are the fan’s reception
You say you’re too advanced for NASA, but you’re stuck in suspension
With your body count I don’t get how I’m similar to you
Not to mention the way you treat your own kids! Not cool, dude!

Monokuma:
Your history and everything you ever had is gone!
So move on! You’re so Ridonculous they replaced you with Don!
No Truth behind the Bullets you shot; you’re just outmatched, kid
Before another Chris gets slapped, I suggest you bury the Hatchet

Chris McLean:
I’m first class, the one and only! While you’re one of many
Just need to Alter your Ego to make your whole scheme unsteady
The sidekick to Junko is nothing but a Drama Machine
And your whole killing game got executed by a bunch of teens!
I’ve never seen anything like this on my World Tour!
You’re done! I got 2 more seasons, so I’ll continue to soar!
That’s enough fire for this ceremony and your elimination
This marshmallow’s now chewed out with no Future for it’s Foundation!

Cast/Crew:
Kamren the Person as Monokuma
jacuto as Chris McLean
Written by DonivideR
Mixed by Light
Beat by Epistra
Art by EpicMonkey & LimJJ
Soundcloud Cover by L1bUrN

Monokuma vs. Chris McLean - Crazy Diss Wars

Me as both
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Instrumental by Kustom

TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS
FRANKLIN D. ROOSEVELT
VS
JERRY SEINFELD
BEGIN


Jerry Seinfeld:
Want a World War-Burton? Joe Swanson can’t spit hard
When old grandpas make up his whole fan club
But by now, I’m sure you’re used to sitcoms
Cause that body of yours sure ain’t fit for stand-up
Ayyy, Jerry Seinfeld, unrivaled
Grab a mic, I’ll go right into spittin’ fire, insightful 
Can’t hope to fight all my titles because my comedy’s dominant
While you’re awful in politics, your democracy flopped to bits
And your policies aren’t shit to the shows that I’ve landed
So this song, I’ll be calling it “Punks in Chairs Getting Their Asses Handed”
Set foot in the White House, unemployment went berserk
Jesus, not even your legs wanted to work
It’s your Constitutional right to not talk, so use it
Cause that novice Truman drops more bombs than you, man
What are your contributions? We’re all just clueless, for real!
Left the American people asking “What’s the New Deal?”
Got status higher than you during your Infamy spiel, cretin
My damn Bee Movie Script tops all your boring ass speeches
My old man fought for the Allies, so I’ll respect your appeal
But now the only Axises you’re battling are on your wheelchair wheels

FDR:
You call yourself a comedian? Those jokes were dreadful!
The only thing we have to fear is another one of your specials
To hell with your two cents, I’ll give you my right dime
I’ll need less than four terms to dismantle your tight five
FDR sets the bar extra hard ‘gainst this farce
Left in shards when I’m armed, best not harm the pres in charge
500 pairs of sneakers and still no footing in humor
Just a dried out boomer, call you Amy Shoe-mer
I trashed Hitler’s whole state, you took silver to Goldthwait
But you must be fed up with all the critics on your plate
I’m the next George Washington, you’re ignored over George Costanza
Even Madison would tower over crack Adam Sandler
I led my country through the greatest depths
When the economy crashed harder than the Marriage Ref
Then I beat the world’s evils, stirred people up with ill words
And now they pit me up against a safe for work Bill Burr?

Jerry Seinfeld:
Let’s back it up a tad bit, you cousin-loving fascist 
Don’t act like your past isn’t shrouded in trash, prick
Try rescuing refugees, or if that’s too much to ask
At least try not cramping the Japanese in internment camps
You just might be the most racist dude in World War Two
Cause even Hitler treated Jesse Owens better than you
First man to rep a black card, that’s the kinda bank this dude owns
But the only Black guy you ever liked was Hugo

FDR:
With that foul rap odor, I doubt you’re sober
‘Cause you whine about society more than the Joker
And now Gen Z memes cause your legacy to wilt
Change your sitcom’s description to a show about your skill
You barely made it, your career was carried thanks to Larry David
And you dare to claim I’m racist when your fame is dated
Fading ratings, there’s no way you’ll save ‘em, tanked just like your failed relations
Maybe make sure that the babe you crave’s of age before you date them
Franklin’s undebatedly the greatest man to grace this planet
Your bits make some lame kids laugh but my words make the stage go frantic
Make you panic, hateful tactics won’t suffice or aid your rapping
I don’t need a cane to grasp, my verbal hooks will take this has-been

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
WE DECIDE!
TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS

Franklin D. Roosevelt vs Jerry Seinfeld. Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans

I want to live in a Charlie Brown vs Eric Cartman world

Booster Gold: Seth
Skeets: Raichous
Kang the Conqueror: Titanium1208
Written by: Jenni No Mercy, Titanium1208, Seth W, Freshy Kanal, Jay

Cover art by Fightmarker

Not to worry citizens, I’m faced off with a loser
Who should know to Conquer the Gold, you’re gonna need a Booster!
With rhymes so bright, I gotta keep my shades on
Skeets:
This Kang looks as if he was coloured in with crayons
Booster:
Skeets, give me the rundown (His skill is non-existant)
No wonder this “tyrant” asks his enemies for assistance (True!)
Namesake richer than Richards, the decay of decades bent to me
But you should know it, (coming from the 31st century)
You have no rapping room, you LEGO headed goon
Your entire schtick’s ripped off from Doctor Doom
And here I was, thinking that my buddy Ted was the blue bug
Steer clear of the Scarlet, head back to the Fuchsia

Kang: 
In these strange circumstances, it's hard for me to swallow
That I’m challenged by a foolish Time-Warping Johnny Bravo!
I’m taking over whole worlds, expanding my dominion
You’re draped in blue with yellow too, and goggles, you’re a Minion!
Now, your pure jock stupidity does have me intrigued
of how a moron could shoe horn his way into the Justice League
With a mind of my intellect, there's no way to compete
Of course your rhymes are shit when you’re relying on Skeets!
This confidence of yours in spitting syllables is absurd
When your name was created from you stumbling over words
Always chasing fame, jumping round from squad to squad
I’m winning this gamble, don’t you go fixing the odds

Booster:
I couldn’t lose this one on purpose even if I wanted ta’
You’re falling faster than you were Fantastic floored as Rama-Tut
You wanna talk jumping? Let’s have a look at you
Kang is hopping timelines like a bloody Kangaroo! (Croikey!)
And y’know what gets me more than your death in Secret Wars?
This dude took his own life tryna measure dicks with Thor (Ooh!)
I thought my ego was big, (but you are forever thirsty)
I’ll talk to your council and find a Kang more worthy!
Though almost every other version too deserves to be trashed
Cause you went and screwed up time even worse than the Flash (Burn!)
How am I supposed to be convinced that you’re trying
When you can’t take over planets unless they’re already dying?

Kang:
Was that a script for your commercial? It lacked charm.
The realest thing about you is a robotic arm
No matter the timeline, you fail at every moment
I'm inspired! Every single thing you've earned you’ve stolen!
Never has a tale or story left me more bored
Than that buddy-cop gimmick you’ve been spinning with Kord
You suck the life and fun away from all that you’ve controlled
You’re no Supernova - only a black hole!
Making deals with Monarch just to stop your feeling feeble
Yet you turn to me and preach that I’m the one who’s evil?
Your disses were all missing as if written by your father
Bitch - I Kang. I saw. I conquered.

I want to live in a Charlie Brown vs Eric Cartman world

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