Surf Music

The story of a secret beach in SoCal where only women can surf the waves. The men can only sit on the shore and watch.

LYRICS
(C)2025 Ggreg Snyder

[Verse 1]
Down in California, where the sun meets the sea,
There’s a place called Betty Beach; it’s wild and free.
Carly rides the waves with a mean cutback style,
When she carves through the water, you can’t help but smile.

[Chorus]
At Betty Beach, oh what a sight to see,
Girls on their boards riding effortlessly.
The boys watch in awe as they glide and sway,
Digging on their skills in a gnarly kind of way

[Verse 2]
Olive loves to go off the lip with flair,
She catches those waves like she hasn’t a care.
Suzy's got that snap down; her moves are so tight,
With every little twist, she dances with light.

[Chorus]
At Betty Beach, oh what a sight to see,
Girls on their boards riding effortlessly.
The boys watch in awe as they glide and sway,
Digging on their skills in a gnarly kind of way

[Verse 3]
Ariel takes flight with an aerial grace,
Soaring above the waves; she owns this place.
Each girl has her rhythm; each wave tells a tale—
In this sisterhood of surfing where no one will fail.

[Bridge]
And for those just learning who come on strong—
They’re finding their footing; they’ll soon belong.
With passion and courage lighting up their eyes—
Betty Beach is alive under bright sunny skies.

[Chorus]
At Betty Beach, oh what a sight to see,
Girls on their boards riding effortlessly.
The boys watch in awe as they glide and sway,
Digging on their skills in a gnarly kind of way.


Betty Beach

This is based on an episode of CHiPs titled "Valley, Go Home." It's actually the only episode of CHiPs that I've ever seen, and I only watched it because my cousin played one of the surfers.

LYRICS
(C)2025 Ggreg Snyder

[Verse 1]
Down at the beach, where the waves collide,
Locals and surfers got nowhere to hide.
From spray paint pranks to property crime,
A turf war brews; tensions rise every time.

[Chorus]
Valley, Go Home, you're not wanted here,
Go back to Tarzana, have we made it clear?
Locals all act like they've got a claim
Locals will put your moves to shame

[Verse 2]
Foot pursuits racing under the sun,
Two rival crews thinking they’re having fun.
But in the chaos of this sandy spree,
A thief's in the shadows—can’t you see?

[Chorus]
Valley, Go Home, you're not wanted here,
Go back to Encino, have we made it clear?
Locals all act like they've got a claim
Locals will put your moves to shame

[Bridge]
The Chippies step in with their badge on display,
Finding out who took those stereos away.
With truth on their side and justice to serve,
They’ll bring peace back to what we deserve.

[Chorus]
Valley, Go Home, you're not wanted here,
Go back to Reseda, have we made it clear?
The CHiPs found the stereos, that was brave
But we still don't want you surfing our waves



Valley, Go Home

A surfer dude in Santa Cruz falls for a lovely surfer chick, loves her even though she's not a local.

LYRICS
(c) Ggreg Snyder

[Verse 1]
I saw her first at Mavericks,
With the salt spray in her hair.
She paddled out so easily,
Like the ocean put her there.
Her wetsuit fit so perfectly,
That secondhand board could fly,
I never thought a girl like her
Would catch my wandering eye.

[Chorus]
Surf Boo… you’re beautiful and true,
The waves all follow you.
Surf Boo… you’re graceful and cool,
You’re taking me to school.

[Verse 2]
We spent a day at Steamer Lane,
The sun was sinking low.
I thought I’d show her all the breaks,
The little tricks I know.
But she just laughed and showed me moves
That left me far behind.
She rode the swell, she stole my heart,
She taught me to unwind.

[Chorus]
Surf Boo… you’re beautiful and true,
The waves all follow you.
Surf Boo… you’re skillful and free,
You mean the world to me.

[guitar solo]

[Bridge]
But here’s the thing that no one knows,
It’s something just for two…
She’s not a local ocean girl,
She’s from Los Gatos too.
Over the hill, beyond the bay,
That secret’s ours to keep,
I’ll dream of her forevermore,
When the tide sings me to sleep.

[Final Chorus]
Surf Boo… you’re beautiful and true,
The ocean carries you.
Surf Boo… the waves understand,
I long to hold your hand.

[Outro]
Surf Boo… my Surf Boo.

Surf Boo

At Seal Rock, a technical surfing mecca and shark-feeding ground in San Francisco, a beautiful alien girl is attempting to master the waves while a young man falls for her.

LYRICS
(C)2025 Ggreg Snyder

[Verse 1]
I saw her first at Seal Rock shore,
Board on her hip, couldn’t ask for more.
Hot bod? Sure, but I’ve seen a few—
Wavy hair? Nope, nothin’ new.
But purple skin in the ocean spray,
That’s when I knew she’d blown me away.
She took her time, read the waves just right,
Carved those lines all day, all night.

[Chorus]
She gotta boss spaceship cherry red,
Two antennae in her head.
She has no prob keeping up the pace,
She’s the surfer chick from outer space.

[Verse 2]
Brought her home, Mom made a roast,
Dad raised a glass, made a little toast.
He always said, “Son, I don’t discriminate—
Black, white, purple, you can pick your mate.”
She smiled wide, and he passed the test,
Said, “Son, this girl’s one of the best.”
Neighbors stared from across the street,
But we just laughed and kept our seat.

[Chorus]
She gotta boss spaceship cherry red,
Two antennae in her head.
The local girls get on her case.
She’s the surfer chick from outer space.

[Bridge]
But summer fades, and the tide rolls low,
She says it’s time, she’s gotta go.
She likes me here, she loves this place,
But the waves back home are a sad disgrace.

[Verse 3]
College starts on her planet soon,
She’ll be back beneath a purple moon.
She promised me, with a little grin,
“Next time you’re ridin’ where the stars begin—
On Gamma Sigma Seven, the tubes don’t end,
Two moons, two breaks, with a cosmic bend.”
So I’ll keep watchin’ the ocean’s face,
For my surfer chick from outer space.

[Final Chorus / Outro]
She gotta boss spaceship cherry red,
Two antennae in her head.
She goes for style, it’s not a race,
She’s the surfer chick from outer space—
Yeah, the surfer chick from outer space.

Surfer Chick From Outer Space

People joke about David Hasselhoff... but what would we do if we didn't have him to save our lives? Think about it... or don't.

LYRICS
(c)2025 Ggreg Snyder

[Verse 1]
A lady went under, waves pulled her down
I dragged her to the shoreline, folks gathered ‘round
She needed CPR, but I’m a CPA
I gave it my best shot and she walked away

[Chorus]
Where is David Hasselhoff when you need him?
Baywatch dreams, but the tide keeps speedin’
Red floats flyin’, slow-mo savin’ in the sun
Where is David Hasselhoff when you need someone?

[Verse 2]
A fella caught the undertow, carried out too far
He swam back angry, lookin’ for his car
Said, “Some fool stole my wallet while I fought that tide”
Guess the beach ain’t safer on the sandy side

[Chorus]
Where is David Hasselhoff when you need him?
Baywatch dreams, but the tide keeps speedin’
Red floats flyin’, slow-mo savin’ in the sun
Where is David Hasselhoff when you need someone?

[Verse 3]
They were playin’ volleyball, sun in their eyes
Somebody spiked a ball into the tide
Searchin’ through the breakers, but it vanished for good
Guess the ocean’s got a league we never understood

[Bridge]
But the lifeguard captain’s over in Berlin town
Singin’ to the Germans, wavin’ hands around
And his pretty partner’s out on Lake Mead’s shore
With some drummer boy—don’t ask what for

[Final Chorus]
Where is David Hasselhoff when you need him?
Baywatch dreams, but the tide keeps speedin’
Will Rogers Beach is just a mess today
Where is David Hasselhoff when the tide takes you away?


Where Is David Hasselhoff When You Need Him?

Ggreg is a native of San Jose, CA, currently living in Las Vegas, NV. He is a singer/songwriter, as well as an actor, playwright and voice over artist. Member SAG-AFTRA, AEA, ASCAP, NSAI.