Titanium1208 as Harvey Birdman
Chaotic Rap Battles as Captain Falcon
Beat produced by marvin's creation and GlitchDude
Written by Trakked
Mixed by Jordy
Art by TreToonz
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:

Harvey Birdman:
It's.. Harvey Birdman, and I'll enter this race
A bounty hunter from space? I think I WON'T take the case!
I'm powered by the sun, you think your flames could hurt me?
Then prepare to feel the power of attorney! 
They call it F Zero 'cuz they give Zero F's
Like Nintendo, I'm forgetting any fame you had left
There's no defending you, or need to find a witness
Cuz the only writing you do is copyright infringement!
You're the type of guy to go to a victim and tell them to stop resisting
Then beat 'em up and lock 'em in prison,
So no, the law is not above these crooked cops in our system
If you think you're seeing freedom, I'm guessing that visor's blocking your vision
Your series manages to go in all the wrong directions
There is no question on whether you got the diss that I sent ya
Better call up your colleagues, you're gonna need Avenging
You're far behind, so use your time and try to catch up

Captain Falcon:
There are two types of rappers on this beat:
The ones who fail at every turn and crash and burn, and me
I suggest you retreat; everybody knows I’m packing a punch
I’ll get Birdgirl and take her to FALCON LUNCH!! 
(Haha!) You’re better off throwing this match
‘Cuz I’m the only one between us who has ever rode a track
I’m getting first place in every race, I can’t lose
While you’re ending up getting your crest taken from you (YES!)
With the way you’re treating Peanut, you must be allergic
With every case you make, you turn the courtroom to a circus
I come back from explosions, bitch, you know you couldn’t hurt this
You couldn’t host with Space Ghost, even he knows that you’re worthless
I’d say show me your moves, but we both know that you would crack under the pressure
I’m able to kick ass because I’m simply better
You’re a shitty lawyer, and the evidence is damning
So shoot your rays at me, I think that I could use some tanning (Ha!)

Harvey Birdman:
Say, Captain, 
How do you explain the dangers that they keep the other racers trapped in?
A violation of safety is what your track is
You participate in races that most often end in deadly crashes!
This case is closed; now, remember for the future;
You’re not exactly setting the best example for viewers
You’ve been found guilty of being a massive failure
Tried to fly from justice, now this Falcon is a jailbird

Captain Falcon:
(C'mon!) You can't take jabs at me, I know your life is broken
This.. case may be closed, but your.. marriage is open
From your wife to your boss, you don’t really have that much more to lose
I have another Blue Falcon that they love more than you!
Fast to make accusations, but we both know I'm quicker
The only bar exam you've taken's when you drown yourself in liquor 
I'll hit you like another bus; break all your vertebrae 
That’s just what Harvey gets for messing with a bird of prey



Captain Falcon vs Harvey Birdman - Rap Cypher #44

DumbShlop as Happy Appy

Kurobane Azia as Mei Lee

Written by Hazelmoth
Additional help by The Lemons

Beat prod. by DillyDally
Mixed and Mastered by Zagranis

Appy Art by Hazelmoth
Thumbnail by Hazelmoth

Special Thanks:
AshleyMagica
garbageGothic
Langle
Matt Raichous


Happy Appy

Hi! It’s Happy Appy, setting foot in this match
Don’t touch that dial, ‘cus I’m running it back!
I’ve got an exercise to show, so let’s get experimental
Tonight —--------be seeing you at the temple

Watchers rejoice! Handing dubs like a passport
Check the CC, and I’ll give you a [CRASH COURSE]
I’d never pass an opportunity to teach kids
So Happy Appy’s here to crush your dreams, like Ming did

Children, open up your Appy Apps!
Today’s appetizers are some Appy Raps!
That’s the facts! Aren’t I just a natural?
[A BOMB HAS JUST STRUCK ONTARIO’S CAPITAL]

Mei Lee

I dunno why you’re here barking those lips
Targeted towards kids, also targeting kids
Here’s the gist, if my name is Mei Lee, maybe
I must assume I’m really good at melee, baby

Nobody’s getting in your van, you prick
Can it with the damn threats, Granny Smith
You’re demented, fermented, a pansy to burn
No hidden gem, just an Amber Alert

Jammin’ with the gals and boys, you wish you had my popularity
There’s Nobody Like U? Im boutta parry a parody
Knock a rotten clay doll with awful fables
Right off of cable, and into therapy

Happy Appy

H-H-H-Hi it’s Happy Appy! Reading rights like Miranda
Don’t touch that dial! I’M RUNNING HER BACK UP—---

FREEZE MOTHERFUCKER! I gotcha, red handed!
Pandemonium so bad, FCC had to ban it
This Apple owned you, I’m hurtin’ heads
Taking shots, now you’re turning red

This prowler powers through your finest hour
Leave networks fallin’ like CN Tower
Dropped a damn dome on their domes, you’re delirious!
Full stop, bitch, I’ll end this like a period

Mei Lee

Gloves off, scares don’t work with the redhead
You’ll fall from your tree to the worms on your deathbed

Get bent! Push me, I’ll push your core out
Like a storm cloud when I raise the roof like 4Town!
Slam you in the ground if you wanna see an earthquake
I’m so fly, you never had airtime in the first place

So professor, hows a fruit got beef with Noggin
I predict you’re a disaster for all creepypastas
The winner of this match, now that the battle has ended
A crime was committed, hope you ain’t bad with Forenziks

Happy Appy vs Turning Red - Rap Battle (ft. DumbShlop and Kurobane Azia)

Snakebite126 as Nagito Komaeda
Matthew Picciotto as Desmond

Written by Jofinity & SIR Rap Battles
Additional writing by Dilly Scott & Athena
Mixed & Arranged by SIR Rap Battles
Art by ItsPizzaBox & Cole
Beat by Kiba
Special thanks to Jofinity, Dilly Scott, M!CAH, Rabi & JustGamer

Nagito (0:11):
Geez, I’ve never seen somebody so bereft of hope
Your empty soul’d fill a better role as a stepping stone
(Eurgh) But I could smell your odor the moment you left your home
Forget the gun, your scent alone is pest control

I gotta say, you’re so unkempt and uncouth
That trash like me would fit right in that wreck of a room!
(sighs) Can’t you decide already? Just do it if you’re so eager
I guess it’s fine... your wife isn’t committing either

Desmond (Depressed) (0:35):
Okay… I’m gonna spit some bars now… 
And I’m gonna make you fucking watch.

By the time you misled your friends
And found the traitor you were already dead to them
So you can take the shitty hope you sell and go to hell
A stroke of luck won’t make me happy, I’ll just stroke myself

Because of you, there’s a real awful problem
My wife took the kids when I bought Danganronpa
So yeah... my life’s a living hell and you didn’t help
Though, I almost smiled… when you killed yourself

Nagito (1:05):
We must be on a rollercoaster ‘cause I’m nodding off
You choked so hard that I’m assuming you saw your dog
All you ever do is spread misery like Despair Disease
Charlie and I would rather leave - and your hair agrees
 
You even made Pim despair with your awful tone
And managed to tear apart families that aren’t your own
You’ll be scum under my boot as soon as I’m done with you
My hope will join your weight in the massive things crushing you--!

(Desmond shoots Nagito and he dies. Desmond starts feeling a sense of… happiness inside him...)

Desmond (Happy): (1:38)
That felt… good.

Tired of dementia patients that can’t be quiet?
Know an annoying kid with cancer who hasn’t died yet?
Call Desmond’s Ultimate Control, we’ll take care of him
And save you a bigger fortune than he got from inheritance

We’ll shoot ‘em, burn ‘em, even stab ‘em with a massive spear
Spilling magenta is just how we get around in here
So if you see a one-handed shit you need drawn out
Don’t take a chance - pull the trigger and call now!

Nagito Komaeda vs Desmond. SIR Rap Battles Season 3 (ft. Snakebite126 & Matthew Picciotto)

Written by King Ducky

Writing assistance from M&Mattie & Bird

Beat prod. ENNWAY
Gabriel:
Heaven's messengers arrived, blessed to present her a rhyme,
Sent from presences termed divine, meant to end her mournful time,
Then to blend her flesh to shepherd yournful pie.
TV:
Take this second to get out!
Archangel Gabriel:
As you're second to Get Out,
I've been slaughtering man and still didn’t miss the Mark,
While wandering into Vision Quest has left you in the dark!
You... were casted in torn holes, soon steeped in resentment
Both that head and your throat are in need of refreshment.
My hands command this damaged land and its rabid sin life,
You only know that jamming your hands into rabbits' insides.
Beautifully, you accrue in bleach; really suits your style,
You could be, to a Tee, a thrilling dupe for Michael!

Red: 
Topped by lower clones
You're o-ver-throne

Once upon a time you got lobotomized 
And thought but what am I if not a god of lies?
Hold onto the box you hide the lockjaw behind
Cause the lines im plotting might cause twice the jaw dropping sights

Less watched these feign slideshows as the logs sealed a budget
It stop being frightful when he stopped stealing content 
Though those botched screaming demons cause eardrum bleeding 
The photoshop beaten Walten is concealing from Jesus’s judgement 

Gabriel:
You’ll be spilling red, you can lick your brains from off the floor
When I split her head, fix our scissor man which isn’t Depp
Then we’ll stitch her back to be christened as the Teather Face
And no one will ever forget your place!

Your grip for the hand crossing’s strangling, fits like a glove
For think your twin had something skintight above…
Birthing wars to have all this satisfaction when Adelaides life is took   

Alternate Red & Gabriel:
Isn’t our worst thing forced to have crawling inside of Us…

Gabriel:
Get your teathered crucified coherse her suicide
But all it took was a crowbar for you to lose a mind 

Red:
Truth is I planned to just walk off 
But if you mock God it’s a must
You've been quite blasphemous analog slop
Just stick to the plot: sit and watch 

Can tell the townies have been fed up with irrelevant threats 
When the Mandela County catches the Mandela Effect  
Of that remembrance that knelt at this god mantle till the regret 
Had spelt the crowds leave as to not manifest ya again  

Bluntly, you’re just this forgettable bunny for munching your little jowls
For plushies or outfits or printables
But he’s nothing for since his whole form isn’t his own 
Just ask your digital tone; you’re built from the bones of others that are original!

GABRIEL VS RED DEMO

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1b_troFbedLws63sreHMapaHb8jpkROt_6FofUAy3JZo/edit?usp=sharing

Credits:
Bug as Gumball Watterson
WhozPhantom as Darwin (The Grieving)
Vladimyr P. as Mordecai (I Can Fix This)
Jort as Rigby (Never, Never)
SkeepTieel as Max_0004
Tornadofajita as Ruby_0004
Light_IWNL as Mr. Bunny (Cameo)
Brodecai & Vladimyr P. as The Announcers

Written by: Vladimyr, Trakked, Brodecai, Stark Media, & [REDACTED]
Beats Produced by: Tristan on The Track

The Amazing World of Gumball: The Grieving vs Regular Show Lost Episodes. Sinister Rap Battles

Vladimyr P. as Barry Allen / The Flash
Brodecai as Usain Bolt

The Flash:
News Flash: I’m fast! The Scarlet Speedster is back!
I’m a S.T.A.R when I rap; lapping your ass on any track!
While you’re a wannabe prodigy, I’m preventing robberies properly
At frequencies so frequently even you can’t catch up to me!
Because this party animal’s nothing short of a cheetah
Just one Bolt and Voilà, I’m breaching speeds you couldn’t dream of!
Who would’ve known the years it took to reach your peak was your only hurdle
but you could never Match my Mach-Speed when you’re slower than a turtle!
When the Crimson Comet Comments on it; you will earn a Silver Metal Quick
Your Old Age is Golden but still can't outrun Jay Garrick?
And then when I rap at the speed of sound you’ll later hate it, cuz you blinked!
My electrolyte-ning is more reliable than the Gatorade you drink.

Usain Bolt:
Mon, I do this for sport, the speed you’re Granted is a gimmick
I’d run circles around you flawless like the logo of the Olympics
With my golden metal flows you’re not cashin’ dope raps dough..!
Plus you’re running so far behind that you should;
3,
2,
1,
GO!
I’m known for running tracks so maybe this’ll jog your memory;
“The Fastest Man Alive” had just followed in my Trajectory
Barry's skill here is minimal his win is like him, fictional
Whilst I’m one of a kind, you are hardly individual.....

The Flash:
When I put you at a standstill, you’re not even an obstacle
Thinking you’ll take first place? Now that’s believing the Impossible!
The evidence proves you to be slower than Noah Lyles
You ran 200 meters but I got you beat by a mile!
You aren’t living life; Your muscles haven’t moved since 2016!
I spit so forensic-k- I’ll call this a Crime Scene
I save cities in seconds, how do you plan to compete?
You’re Jamaican me super crazy you lazy Olympic Athlete.

Usain Bolt:
You push away your problems. Where's the fun without some action?
It’s quite unfortunate you couldn’t give the viewers traction
What’s the plan to save yourself when you dealin' with a lotta trauma?
And when I kill beats brutally like they were.. Joe Mama!
Your flow’s watered down but your show’s dying of dehydration
Congratulations you’re the poster boy for shitty adaptations!
It’s a Marvel DC tried to give you some more clout
by making a multiverse movie that washed you back down the water spout
You’re going West as I'll go down in history for ages
You’ll forever just stay stuck inside flimsy comic book pages
I’ll beat you in a flash so you will always be a hater
Seems you have run out of breath so I guess I will see ya later!

The Flash:
I’m just way out of your League so this G.O.A.T. will be goated
Been going strong for 70 years while in 5 your fame’s eroded
I saved the entire multiverse, you’re a failure To Di World
You’re only “the fastest man alive” when you think about cheating on your girl!

Usain Bolt:
I break non-fictional records- no one ever can defy it
If your love saw me; she’d be Paragone in the blink of an Iris!
Did your Speed Force rhymes? Cuz Besting Bolt’s not in the news
You’ll need to cause another Flashpoint if you wanna C a W.

Writer: Vlad and RNG
Additional Writing Help: John P. and Vegas In Stilettos
Beat Producer: Hollywood Legend Beats
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad

The Flash vs Usain Bolt. Universal Rap Battles (ft. Brodecai)

what's nine lives to twelve ounces?

Written by Worms
Beat produced by prodfuchsia
Mixed by Jordy

AdamDRB as Fritz The Cat
Walk as Mouse “Fitz” Fitzgerald

Lyrics:

Fritz The Cat:
Best start listenin’ to Fritz the cat, ya snivellin’ dork
Leave the poet to be showin’ ya what livin’ is for
You're a pawn for exploitation, gettin’ baited by a loanshark
I don't need this pyromaniac to go get blown hard 
I'm tryna live life to the fullest; I’ll drink, smoke, and shoot up
Anything that gets me fuckin’ close to high as your producers
I get wasted to thrive! You’re rottin’, floored in a binge 
I've fought many a good man, but I ain't sure that you fit

Fitz:
I'm a good… man…fit. A good Fitz, a good fit, for that position. That position being, on top of your wife. 
You never gave her any love. So I took that love. I took it, and, now IT…is mine.

So let me help you out. Cuz I already did that.
Here for the porn shoot? I already did that.
I'm not scared of…any type of food chain
I know I'm too old to be this predator's new prey
(Drinks) …I think you'd out-bend me in a bender
You bend up all your morals if you see a way to bend girls
Right over the couch…then you make a mess
With everyone you've thrown away, I can see why you're rated-ex
You're a stray in the dumps…so get lost.
You couldn't put on the ritz even if you took the F Off
You wanna flip the script like Rhoda…but he died
How about you try a flower if you wanna womanize? (Man-Woman airhorn noise)

Fritz The Cat:
You ignored ya wifey and left your family blighted
Its like everything you did for your daughter was just to spite ‘er
And despite everything, you'll just keep sinking in beer
Ya had one goddamn friend then let that Skillet get seared!
See, I can't stand you fuckin’ “intellectuals”
Out reading books and playing god; well, you can tell me where that's getting ya!
The industry betrayed ya, should've invest in a better clock 
I'll take that shitty Box of Worlds and use it as a litterbox!
I've studied racial issues, and I know what the facts say
Simulation or not, you're trapped within the rat race
So go and get slammed findin’ where your bitch went
Ain't like that fake wife in your mind when I'M fucking implants!

Fitz:
Talk bein’ a father? …To your son, you're like your author 
Dropping you off discarded…cuz that film was corny dogshit 
I get being thirsty (drinks), but you got a problem
Everyone lost because you wanted the L out of Harlem 
Then they bombed it (drinks) …but you know the deal 
Could never put up your dukes, just put up Duke as a shield
I did nothing that you've claimed…Skillet’s right here, pal.
(Skillet screech) …I'm gonna go get a beer now.


12 Oz. Mouse vs. Fritz The Cat - Rap Battle

Welcome back to Lame-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have characters from games with repeating environments: The Ticket Taker from the creepypasta The Theater vs Afonya and Isolda from puzzle game series That Level Again. Enjoy!

DumbShlop as The Ticket Taker
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@DumbShlop

Commander Jacob as Afonya
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CommanderJacob

TAFox as Isolda
Cardd: https://thatadorablefox.carrd.co/

- LYRICS -

The Ticket Taker (0:23)
Hello. I hope you shut your phone when we began
As to not distract in the middle with ads of 40 second spans
The line between gimmick and good idea’s quite fine
See: tilting the whole screen around for the.. ninth time
As for your partner, having matched her didn’t matter
Always alone before, and sort of alone after
Love turned to clear guilt to her, but the timeline’s made me confused
Did you betray her before or after she waited for you?
Elaborate design’s where development went
After which, you didn’t reach the other Level Agains
There’s only one ending that I find to be suitable
Thank you, please enjoy the funeral

Afonya (0:58)
So you are that Plain and Simple
Something heavy’s out the window
Beg for tickets through your whole life
While this key has more its own mind
Adaptations relying on plainness
To think you stay in heads is the only hallucination 
Hyperbolic fear, views, neglect
That’s the cycle that I would hate to be faced with
And she meant… I'd turn the clock back for her
A reset’s… something I’d be glad for
Extreme tests?… I can still withstand more
To me, death… just an extra platform

The Ticket Taker (1:33)
Hello. I wish I uninstalled when we began
As to not contract the urge to face the wall and give my head a slam
The line between clever and insane can be quite fine
Please run into a spike line 99 times
As for your partner, when you matched her, someone trapped her
Always alone before, and more and more alone after
Love turned to near-killing her, and no timeline effaces truth

The Mannequin:
Rebirth does not erase her pain of betrayal from you

The Ticket Taker:
Dilapidate your mind; development ends
After which, you’ll never reach another level again
There’s only one ending that I don’t find delusional
Take the ticket… Thank you, I’m pleased to enjoy the funeral

Afonya (2:08)
In a way, still Plain and Simple
First and second verse: a brick wall
Truly seeing’s hard with dimness

Isolda:
Swirly Face perceives things twisted
Story, game:

Afonya:
Nameless artists shied from 

Isolda:
Levels, tiers:

Afonya:
You will not see high ones
P.T. has ambience and dread looping in a hallway

Isolda:
You have a hallway

Afonya:
Blank and twirled faces?

Isolda:
He’s manic and he’s masking it
Something we can see with graphics that inadequate

Afonya:
Unrest assured we hear your pain through the screech in the speaker

Both: 
Our tunnel has a light at the end

Isolda:
Yours has neither

- CREDITS -

Vanes as The Mannequin
Twitter: https://x.com/VanessaBenVO 

Written, directed, illustrated, and beat arranged by Commander Jacob
Mixed by GamingPlush64
https://www.youtube.com/@GamingPlush64
Beats produced by DumbChIld

Feedback by bloody_queers, Worms, GamingPlush64, Dilly Scott, TheMonarchy, and the rest of The Spaceship
Shout-out to SuperThingsOnCups, Trakked, Rabi, IamTagir, whoever wrote The Theater, Sad Satan, and Vidas Games

Thanks for watching
-ComJac

The Theater vs That Level Again | Rap Battles (LARB)

First Day Out

---

VERSE 1
I’m outside posted where the concrete breathes,
Where the real ones talk less and let actions lead.
If a ninja want smoke, let him cough up his teeth,
I’ve been running these blocks like my soles got beef.

Whole squad on point, yeah they ride like that,
Never trippin’ on a threat, we reply right back.
Ain’t a soul in my lane that can sidestep facts,
I’m the one they imitate but can’t quite match.

Hit the turf and I’m lit like a fully loaded drum,
Got the city on alert when they hear that I come.
Every hater in denial till I leave ’em all numb,
Tell a ninja pipe down or get beat like a snare hum.

HOOK
"Ninjas say I won't best know that I will,
Keep fucking around might have to thrill,
Yada mean? You get the deal?
Its really real in the Ville"


---

VERSE 2
Ain’t no rumors, no stories, I move facts not cap,
Got a rep so strong I could fold a whole map.
When they talk real spit, I’m the one they quote back,
Whole aura too sharp like a switchblade snap.

I don’t gamble with ops, I don’t bargain with foes,
Let a ninja act tough, he’ll get tagged in the clothes.
We don’t do internet beef, we don’t dance for the show,
If it comes to real pressure, we’ll see what he chose.

Stay cruising through the Ville like the city my throne,
Got the keys, got the codes, whole blueprint I own.
Ain’t another out west that can mimic my tone,
Every step too heavy, feel the force in my zone.

HOOK
"Ninjas say I won't best know that I will,
Keep fucking around might have to thrill,
Yada mean? You get the deal?
Its really real in the Ville"


---

VERSE 3
Try to test my name, that’s a suicide bet,
When I aim for respect, then I aim for the neck.
Ain’t a soul in the frame that can claim I’m a threat—
I’m the whole damn storm, let ’em die in the wet.

Real spit from a mind that was built on the grind,
I’m the type to stay loyal while I sharpen my shine.
If a ninja wanna cross, he get dropped from the line,
Turn his hard talk soft like he ran outta spine.

Whole crew on go, whole circle on flame,
In the Ville I’m a force, every block knows the name.
If they thinking I’m slipping, that assumption insane,
Every move too bold, every strike too aimed.

HOOK
"Ninjas say I won't best know that I will,
Keep fucking around might have to thrill,
Yada mean? You get the deal?
Its really real in the Ville"


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