ts beat so ass 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Titanium1208 as Harvey Birdman
Chaotic Rap Battles as Captain Falcon
Beat produced by marvin's creation and GlitchDude
Written by Trakked
Mixed by Jordy
Art by TreToonz
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:

Harvey Birdman:
It's.. Harvey Birdman, and I'll enter this race
A bounty hunter from space? I think I WON'T take the case!
I'm powered by the sun, you think your flames could hurt me?
Then prepare to feel the power of attorney! 
They call it F Zero 'cuz they give Zero F's
Like Nintendo, I'm forgetting any fame you had left
There's no defending you, or need to find a witness
Cuz the only writing you do is copyright infringement!
You're the type of guy to go to a victim and tell them to stop resisting
Then beat 'em up and lock 'em in prison,
So no, the law is not above these crooked cops in our system
If you think you're seeing freedom, I'm guessing that visor's blocking your vision
Your series manages to go in all the wrong directions
There is no question on whether you got the diss that I sent ya
Better call up your colleagues, you're gonna need Avenging
You're far behind, so use your time and try to catch up

Captain Falcon:
There are two types of rappers on this beat:
The ones who fail at every turn and crash and burn, and me
I suggest you retreat; everybody knows I’m packing a punch
I’ll get Birdgirl and take her to FALCON LUNCH!! 
(Haha!) You’re better off throwing this match
‘Cuz I’m the only one between us who has ever rode a track
I’m getting first place in every race, I can’t lose
While you’re ending up getting your crest taken from you (YES!)
With the way you’re treating Peanut, you must be allergic
With every case you make, you turn the courtroom to a circus
I come back from explosions, bitch, you know you couldn’t hurt this
You couldn’t host with Space Ghost, even he knows that you’re worthless
I’d say show me your moves, but we both know that you would crack under the pressure
I’m able to kick ass because I’m simply better
You’re a shitty lawyer, and the evidence is damning
So shoot your rays at me, I think that I could use some tanning (Ha!)

Harvey Birdman:
Say, Captain, 
How do you explain the dangers that they keep the other racers trapped in?
A violation of safety is what your track is
You participate in races that most often end in deadly crashes!
This case is closed; now, remember for the future;
You’re not exactly setting the best example for viewers
You’ve been found guilty of being a massive failure
Tried to fly from justice, now this Falcon is a jailbird

Captain Falcon:
(C'mon!) You can't take jabs at me, I know your life is broken
This.. case may be closed, but your.. marriage is open
From your wife to your boss, you don’t really have that much more to lose
I have another Blue Falcon that they love more than you!
Fast to make accusations, but we both know I'm quicker
The only bar exam you've taken's when you drown yourself in liquor 
I'll hit you like another bus; break all your vertebrae 
That’s just what Harvey gets for messing with a bird of prey



Captain Falcon vs Harvey Birdman - Rap Cypher #44

Eric the Audible as Waldo
Gridline Rap Battles as Agent 47
Beat produced by MIDES
Written by Trakked and Worms
Mixed by Jordy
Art by Rytchiee and SkydivingQuagga
Thumbnail by Worms

Battle:

Waldo: (0:10)
Hey, I'm glad you found me, but now you're ‘bout to regret it
I’m bout to set a new record, wrap your mission up in seconds
So get ready for a lesson, I ain’t favoring crooks
But if you wanna learn to hide, then take a page from my book
Wearin’ them red and white stripes cuz I'm the flyest dude
I got this on and I don’t even need a tie and suit
That dome is shining, they can see through your disguises, too
IOI needs to head back into the writer’s room (yuh)
You’re tryna get your Wood to Burn
But your handler’s abandoned you at every single turn
Yeah, me and Diana, man, we're sharing a bed
Cuz the amount of game you got is like the hairs on your head
(Oh) Five fathers, but no love, you’re from a test tube
Man, you were built for everybody to forget you
I might go back in hiding when it's time for your rapping
So make like your title and stay Silent, Assassin
 
Agent 47: (0:57)
Don't be alarmed. I'm here to finish business.
I'd appreciate it if you would quit your resistance. 
Sit and listen; I’ve got lines for this eyesore,
With rhymes so divine that you’ll find they’re to die for.
So why don't I pour you a drink?
Your confusion’s understood; this happens more than you think.
Let’s have a toast. Let the moment be adorned with a clink
You'll fall down on the ground. It happens more than you think.
It’s circumstantial how I dress, you keep your outfit on forever.
Needless to say, your clothes don’t depend on the weather.
I wouldn’t be against painting more red on your sweater,
And you will never forget that I’m wearing both your colors better.

Waldo: (1:22)
Don't dog my fit; I'll take your job real quick with my famed garb
I don’t need a costume to stay under the radar
You think your sins are forgiven because you pray hard?
Your next mission should be living behind jail bars
Put down the fiber wire, we both know that you choked
So put on that clown costume ‘cuz all I see is a joke (damn!)
It seems Tobias couldn't Riep what he sowed
Hold your ducky tight and make like Grey’s head and explode

Agent 47: (1:43)
Your files are the only book with your name that I've opened. 
Your brother hates you and you don’t know how to cope with it.
You're hopeless and moping and your relationships are broken
But I'll be sure to give your girlfriends my condolences.
We both travel the globe, but I make a visible difference. 
If you visited my home you would be dealt with in minutes.
There wouldn't be a single witness since my target’s alone with me.
I have yet to break my cover since this nobody’s noticed me.
I toppled Providence and it appeared to be happenstance
I'll be bashing your glasses and make it look like an accident
So be glad that this happened; send your goodbyes in a letter
Because I just found a way to make you disappear forever.


Waldo vs Agent 47 - Rap Cypher #47

Lew Kreerdun as Burger King
M!CAH as Donkey Kong
Beat produced by Boshgie
Written by Trakked
Additional help from QuickDissa
Mixed by Jordy
Video edited by JustGamer

Battle:

Burger King:
There's no animals allowed in this place
Better not run your mouth or you'll be ground into paste
Bananas are ass my boy, you got poor taste
You want a flame grilled whoopin'? Have it your way
Bitch. I'll take your girl Candy and hurt her
Mix her up into a sludge like our Impossible Burgers
And you want some fries with that for an additional fee?
Shit, I'd burn you and your jungle up and do it for free
So grab your bongos and try to keep up 
You ain't a Kong, bro, you got a weak punch
Suck on deez nuts; this freak takes last
Grill this bitch with chicken; that's a DK Wrap
Your plots are thin like a BK wrapper 
You're only good for some pre-k laughter
You got a tie but got nothing on underneath
Brother doesn't need to cover cuz there's nothing to see

Donkey Kong:
It’s DK ‘gainst a fraud sole heir
Think you’re big shit but Kong don’t care
With flows so clean, got no need to expand, bruh
Rang up Dairy Queen and she tallied me banana
I'll get my boxing gloves and rock this schmuck
And you know that it's all because you're offering that awful lunch
You’re not an option for me when I’m feeling hungry
So make like the Kremlins, get the FUCK out of my Country
Can’t catch up to me; I’m too groovy
Put you in a barrel.. and make a dude smoothie!
I’ll Jungle Beat a fucker if he thinks that he’ll be hittin’ me
They call me a Donkey ‘cause I’m carrying this industry
This fraud is thinkin’.. women belong in the kitchen
Me and Diddy had your shit, that cook belongs in a prison
We went Kong on the building, put your wallet through some deep pain
You're a dick, King, and I served you like DK

Burger King:
…what? What the hell does that even mean?

(*two seconds of silence*)

Donkey Kong:
Mmmm. Banana.



Donkey Kong vs Burger King - Rap Cypher? #49

Swizkii as William Afton
Jort as Ghostface
Grasman as Billy Loomis
Grasman as Stu Macher

(Ghostface)
Uh hello? Is Mr. “Raglan” on the phone?
I’m not looking for a job, just wondering if you’re home 
then I’ll leave you a threat, I'll leave your guts slashed out
then this is the part with the abstract background

Ghostface! Catch your life as my knife bursts
30 years strong and I’m still not retired 
Can’t kill an adult, so you sent out your kid 
I’m gutting them like a fish, all while serving a diss 

Man, I know who you are, the secrets you keep
The glasses you wear, thinking that you were discrete 
Having no motivation can be sometimes dire 
But god, Scott, please hire more writers!

(Steve Raglan):
Scream 7s in the trash, you might wanna ask me for a job
But it’s not that easy, sense you and that pog-face fell off 
I started off strong, got the audience to love me
You started off strong, but fell off by ‘Scary Movie’!

I’m Steve Raglan, I spend my time counseling’
stuff you in the back of my car, and leave you rotting in it
you’re a high schooler? Not my first choice for strangling
but I’ll make an exception and leave your greasy hair dangling’ (ahem)

I'm a smash hit! Check the box office breaks.
You’re a smash hit! When a TV falls on your face!
So sit, sit, sit, I’ve got a tip for you,
Get out with the old, and in with the new.

(Ghostface):
almost a decade for that? man, your film's the worst
I ain’t waiting 8 years for a second verse
Oh you started off strong? I’m all for twisting the plot
but the only people you’re manipulating are bots!

And we don’t even have to frame you for the crimes that you did!
Just show the cops the bodies that you so hastily hid
And the evidence that shows them how you ruined your kid
What was your game plan?, like what, did you think;

I’ll lure the desperate Mike into this trap that I spring
Just to show up last minute and stick a knife in my kid?
and let me guess, a last minute reveal that you’re the killer
Just to monologue your motive like some amature thriller?

Man I’m 6 movies deep, and I’m still making em’ scream
You couldn’t get people shouting with your 6 minutes on screen! 
Keep creeping on kids, you ain't threatening to me 
A cupcake brought you down worse than EDP!

And the kids ain’t scared either, you ain’t fooling no one 
Acted all scary and was taken down by Crayola 
So maybe tighten up those springs when you  come out to play
Or you'll be another soul getting dragged away 

------PAUSE-–DIALOGUE---------

STU MACHER:
Uhh.. houston, we have a problem


GHOSTFACE (BILLY LOOMIS):
What?!

Billy Loomis violently takes off the ghostface mask he was wearing. 

STU MACHER:
He was.. He was right there a second ago

BILLY LOOMIS:
You’ve got to be KIDDING ME

STU MACHER:
My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me…

—----—————————————----------

(William Afton as The Yellow Rabbit):

You couldn’t just leave it alone could you, this is perfect!!
I’m dropping this ghoul way faster than Ortega did 
You wanna’ play movies, here’s the best ending to me;
Both of you morons in the grave; now that’s symmetry! 

You dragged on so long, now they don’t know what to do
Looks like your writers got even sloppier than you!
Failed to get a shot on Sid, while I stacked kills! (HAHAHAHA)
You had one job, yet you couldn't do it in six films! 

critiqued a genre and then you became what you dissed
how about instead of your voice, you maybe change up your twists!
I opened up a place of joy that the children enjoyed
The only joy out of your films is you getting destroyed!

Look at you, look at the franchise you’ve become!
You’ve got your fans leaving faster than your mom  
So keep whining on how they exposed my trap
but you stay dead I always come back!

"Steve Raglan" VS Ghostface- RAP BATTLE. ft. Swizkii & Jort

RAP BATTLE

Hordy Jones/Michah

Jogo/Leo Barqui

Cover Art & Mix by Box 

Written by King Ducky 

Beat prod Epistra

Hordy Jones:
The fishman have withstanded more than this villain has 
He bitches that spirits merit what all the humans live in and  
Yet he barely hit and ran one with his head still intact 
Stay hidden as ya can’t stand tall without a stick in hand 

You’re best eruptions are interruptions as a lesson learned
When ya fuck with the King of Verses don’t expect to get less than burnt
Ya never stuck as even the curses dont ever mention ya death, deserved 
Cause Mahito was more the entre while you were getting your just deserts

Couldn’t help enough when all your pals get crushed as your hot heads held up without shame 
Had the will to fuck with the best in the game, disaster curses are self destructive 
Guess it comes with the age, you can't stomach the pain we aren’t one in the same 
You’re bloods in the drains when you summoned the king and he bludgeoned ya brain till you thought that he loved the display! (Huh)

You fed the hand that bit you with the fingers which you misused
He bit off more than you can chew and the head you had was split through
Someones always punching the old bag, and it’s getting older
Whether Gojo or Sukuna, Jogos cursed to become polish for their pecking order

Jogo:
Everybody running when I step in while you’re buddy buddy with a pedofile 
Country’s loving that you been exiled now I’ll jump a junky so he's never getting out  
I comeback stronger then a second pair of teeth
How do you fair when compared to me?
You lost to the second in command while he could barely breath! 

You are higher up as you can’t stop the roids from getting in your system still you got destroyed
By a fire punch plus a light barrage to leave you fried and botched cause humankind had stopped him
This what your idol wanted? He would not enjoy how you spill their fishman blood to cough a point 
With your life force rotting your body and mind are locked in an Iron Coffin!

Hordy Jones:
Hey I-

Jogo:
Pardon? You ain’t been slave, your life stayed guarded  
A fake patron saint for a five day stardom
Stray straight away or the fire may start up 
Stay gaining weight; you’re plump size breaks margins
To hell with Noah his arcs the longest 
Paving a way? Sure, by biting Arlong

Fisher Tiger got shot through the chest
Only holes he has are when his plots on it’s head
You rocked the boat thinking you were unstoppable  
and almost led to the death of the land that you sought to protect 
Fish took the bait? No, that’s cause and effect
The elites want Fishman watched as a threat
This took the cake and now fish and man hate him
No bounty as nobodys wanting this catch!

Hordy Jones
I ain’t stopping to hold hands, you stood there watching your own friends get bodied to no end 
Dagon and Hanami had got their souls splat, 
Their power has withered and now you’re the coward that sits there 
Until they turn their backs then make a move at the drop of hat 
Ryomen caught onto the act and cut up the hack until he was Frothy the snowman!

Turn a cyclops collapsed, you're a riled prop to act as Sukunas warm up!
You should just storm off like ya hauled ass when he was moving towards ya!
Behead a hunched henchmen when unrelenting 
He’s seen infinity yet he’s spun a dead end!
Then erupts when he stuck his head in to run at the red king; a fools crime that led to a bullseye!

Jogo:
His scourge showed how lowbrow the ploy was to understand 
With your hometown dethroned while destroyed, what was your plan?
You’d lose then when admirals bruise his high and catch them all so fast 
Fuse you, Decken and the pills to get my chemical bromance!

Either or, rest assured your arrest is sure, leaving your citizens dead and worse
Even for a fat bitch your a cat fisher that led his force to a death wish war
Hordys not meatier as his story’s just stealing more ethics 
Burn with rest of your selfish shellfish perps, a meteor keeps his hordes at rest at shore!

Jogo vs Hordy Jones RAP BATTLE

✰ cover art drawn by xreniii ✰
✰ dedicated to kennyfreestyle ✰

:★★★★★★★★★★:

one more time
one more time
one more time
(x2)

...

i'm looking back at a sunset that I didn't realize
can someone please take me back, back into the light?

tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me where you are
where you're going when tomorrow sweeps your feet off of the rebar
long time coming and it's longer 'fore you're gone
but your hubris won't save you when the time comes

and 
can you remember me?
'cause I'll remember you
as long as I can stand it

...

one more time
one more time
one more time
(x2)

:★★★★★★★★★★:

One More Time

well I've been sitting on this long enough, someday I'll get this fully produced but I'm kinda not as passionate about it anymore. in the meantime, enjoy ig !

Hazelmoth - Bugs and Walt

Art - Quagga and WAN
TN - CornCob

Beat prod. InsaneBeatz

LYRICS
Bugs Bunny
Ehh, what’s up, Doooc? And in fact, you should see one
When steppin’ up to Gray Matter, wouldn’t wanna be ya
So cough it up, wise guy, I don’t respect elders
If ya tussle with the bunny, better stick to it like Elmer

Someone call a coroner for White’s house of horrors
He’s quartering upper crusts on all 4 corners
A war on more fronts than this two-faced courter
In a rockier relationship than Hank’s quartz are

Of course, poor Skyler, you couldn’t warner brother
A coordinated hit, on your life with any lover
No coyote, just a Runner, and I’m standing on the road, so come at me
Like a short fuse, and start cooking, ACME

Walter White
…All ears? Now take a lesson from the chemist
I’ve seen more convincing bags of tricks in Junior’s breakfast
I am the danger, so watch who you are talking to
‘Cause when I cook, Albuquerque’s bout to be a barbecue

Trapped in your cels for your crackpot of lies
Call Saul if you think battery flies
When your gaslighting caused Daffy’s demise
You’ll be the first to act like the rabbit, and hide

Fuzzball, it isn’t just your tail made of cotton
No kids, a bigger limp dick than Fudd’s shotgun
Impressive, a maverick even Skyler could take
You’ll still get the smoke when White fires Blanc

Bugs
Psst, hey pal, your Fly is out
In plane sight, and like you, it spiraled down
But I’m a fan of toonforce, so see me at the altar
Otherwise, put your slapstick away, Walter

The glasses, the fedora, your style’s the murderer
Quit knocking on houses like a creep, Heisen-burglar
You’re no heroine to Jane, and wouldn’t you believe it
Now you get a rise out of death, like a Phoenix

Beep beep, here’s a word of advice
Don’t throw fisticuffs at me like “that’ll hold em, awright!”
You’ve been in the Sky with diamonds, Blueballed from getting frisky
This dance will end when I take the waltz out, like Disney

Walt
Fine, I confess, I stole the show from the aggressor
I’ll simply forge a trap for the mad cross-dresser
Say the name aloud, and I’ll school all of your lame gags
Leave you seeing stars, when I crush you into Space Jam

Take a math class from an older guy
You’re like cancerous cells ‘cause you multiply
When I divide you and leave half your face left
The remainder is as much a Wacky Racist

I’ve had enough of your lustful urges
Shut your bars down, like MultiVersus
I’m a real hitman, with the better Whits, man
Poetry is just in the W business

Bugs Bunny vs Walter White

these dragons are too scary for me

MetaStarVA as Ridley
Leo Barqui as Rayquaza

Written by MintOreos
Beat by Hollywood Legend
Mixed by Zagranis
Art by MegaPMB

[Verse 1: Rayquaza]
Seems a sinful spirit scaled Sky Pillar to battle
This fight won’t be easy when like Kraid you’ll choke from your shackles
Thought a psycho like you would at least not be a servant to her
But makes sense that Mother Brain would become a giant tumor

Don’t move any further ‘less you desire this dragon’s burns and Outrage
I know your foul play, assassinating any soul you face
So in the clouds I’ll wait to pounce this waste and when you shout in pain
You’ll see this is the one death that you can not fake

Backstory with less meat on it than your skeleton
I’m heaven sent, it took literal plot armor for you to stay relevant
I shouldn’t mention how my legend is never forgotten
When a rat has stopped this false god, now his saga’s gone rotten

[Verse 2: Ridley]
For your life’s sake I wouldn’t try to slander names
I will not be called a slave by a flying garden snake
So, you want to exchange blows? Then let’s get it
Turn the Delta episode to the elegy of this dead prick

Thought this living missile's role in his story would be bigger
But you’ve only played with legends when becoming their babysitter (urgh)
You’re way too bitter, if you’re high off gliding in the galaxy
I’ll crash you back to earth and have you grounded in reality

The casualties I’ve caused surpass the feats in all your fairytales
Though talk of the fairies you fight would likely get you scared and pale
So turn back and surrender to the cunning god of death
And perhaps you’ll go home without a chopped off head (GRAH)

[Verse 3: Rayquaza]
I’ve lived through eons with no sort of revivals (not one)
Yet that’s outshined by the fourth Prime’s production cycle
All of these threats to my life are honestly making me tired (*yawn*)
Can’t call you buff Spyro if you can’t even spit any fire

Couldn’t exploit metroids, so you plan to steal a baby
I mean I guess pirates would in the end be great thieves
Doing that ploy, by choice, even for you is plain crazy
Then your clan met Samus and she left you pushing up daisies

[Verse 4: Ridley]
Christ, you’re done right? That bounty hunter’s parents gave more
Bite in their fight, isn’t giving mouthfuls what you’re made for?
Hell of a savior, couldn’t even make it past the brawl
Falling to the whims of any kid with a master ball

Why do you protect them? It’s not some proud or grand cause
Maybe call Groundon if you want some ground to stand on
Or could it be you haven’t faced enemies that compare to me
When you black out and see stars, it won’t be due to rarity

[Verse 5: Rayquaza]
I exist to shield people from evil, our clash was inevitable
I have too much experience dealing with extra-terrestrials
You’ll never be fit to lead, I’m ending your tyranny
Like Nintendo with Other M I’ll wipe you clean out of history

[Verse 6: Ridley]
Deoxys is nothing to me, I’ll rearrange your DNA
And beat and maim your body so bad no one will find your remains
You’re not the same kind of threat you seemed to be on your cartridge
Tell Arceus, that your carcass is only just the start kid (*screech*)

Ridley vs Rayquaza - Mint Rap Battles (ft. MetaStarVA & Leo Barqui)

Watch the full video here: https://youtu.be/RVPdS1Hm3Z8


► CREDITS:

Snakebite126 as The Cabbage Merchant

Hazelmoth as Morshu

Written by Theme Park Avenue

Cabbage Merchant Art by 3ple

Morshu Art by WAN

Mixed by Serena

Beat Prod. by Grizzly beatz

Cover art by JK03


► LYRICS:

Cabbage Merchant Verse 1

Excuse me, are you in the market for some food, sir?
Your body size suggests that you’re an excellent consumer

But I guess that means my cabbages would not be your first pick
You’d prefer to polish off those chocolate bars above your lip

Woah, don’t do the close-up, just close up your shop
Your store is booming with the children ‘cause you’re doling out bombs!

When it comes to safety, Morshu, you’re worse than Omashu
It’ll cost you more than 20 rubies when I file a lawsuit


Morshu Verse 1

Mmm… sorry sir, if you’re here for a transaction
I’m afraid I can’t accept that kind of cabbage

You have all those heads but your earnings are marred
When you’re roped into fights and get served a la cart 

And your cabbage ain’t fresh, it has a horrible taste
I’m selling oil for lamps, you’re selling oil of snakes

The king would take an octorock over your rotten slop for dinner
Let’s hope your comebacks are less mmm… bitter 


Cabbage Merchant Verse 2

LAY OFF MY CABBAGES you awful subhuman!
If you have beef with cabbage, then go make yourself a Reuben 

It’s true that in my cabbage days I wasn’t selling many
So I built a tech empire even Ganon envies

Cabbage Corp has been successful for years
Your shelves have never been cleared, so either look out or end up like Sears

I went from peasant to celebrity that all the people love
You got famous from two lines, but I only needed one

And your dialogue was poor, so some editors rephrased it
But they took the joke too far and things got a little… racist

Now you’ll join Lupay as you fade into obscurity 
But you still think you’re trending ‘cause you don’t know your own currency

You did amass a following of loser fans on Reddit
But boy, your game’s so weak that even Link couldn’t defend it

And the guy who had to do your voice thought you were so pathetic
That he utilized your methods by refusing to take credit


Morshu Verse 2

Mmm… your cheap tech is maligned across borders
Why don’t you trim my 'stache since you like to cut corners?

It’s obvious why no one buys the products Cabbage Corp supplies
While mine protected Koridai, yours almost let Korra die 

But at your core, you’re a lowly shopkeeper
Plucking cabbage from the ground, but your fans have dug deeper

You kept finding the Avatar and that made people start to think 
About a deep connection? That’s a pretty sorry link

Wait a minute, what’s that slug that’s in your cart?
Mmm… could you have planned an infestation from the start?

You went to Ba Sing Se and it collapsed just days later
(Gasp) You’ve never made a sale but you’re a great traitor

That’s twice now that city customs wouldn’t let you enter 
And you proved your powers as a lawbender

That’s something you’ll face punishment for, you should be scrubbing the floors
But I shall offer you “mercy”. You want it? It’s yours


Morshu vs The Cabbage Merchant. PowerPoint Rap Battles

what's nine lives to twelve ounces?

Written by Worms
Beat produced by prodfuchsia
Mixed by Jordy

AdamDRB as Fritz The Cat
Walk as Mouse “Fitz” Fitzgerald

Lyrics:

Fritz The Cat:
Best start listenin’ to Fritz the cat, ya snivellin’ dork
Leave the poet to be showin’ ya what livin’ is for
You're a pawn for exploitation, gettin’ baited by a loanshark
I don't need this pyromaniac to go get blown hard 
I'm tryna live life to the fullest; I’ll drink, smoke, and shoot up
Anything that gets me fuckin’ close to high as your producers
I get wasted to thrive! You’re rottin’, floored in a binge 
I've fought many a good man, but I ain't sure that you fit

Fitz:
I'm a good… man…fit. A good Fitz, a good fit, for that position. That position being, on top of your wife. 
You never gave her any love. So I took that love. I took it, and, now IT…is mine.

So let me help you out. Cuz I already did that.
Here for the porn shoot? I already did that.
I'm not scared of…any type of food chain
I know I'm too old to be this predator's new prey
(Drinks) …I think you'd out-bend me in a bender
You bend up all your morals if you see a way to bend girls
Right over the couch…then you make a mess
With everyone you've thrown away, I can see why you're rated-ex
You're a stray in the dumps…so get lost.
You couldn't put on the ritz even if you took the F Off
You wanna flip the script like Rhoda…but he died
How about you try a flower if you wanna womanize? (Man-Woman airhorn noise)

Fritz The Cat:
You ignored ya wifey and left your family blighted
Its like everything you did for your daughter was just to spite ‘er
And despite everything, you'll just keep sinking in beer
Ya had one goddamn friend then let that Skillet get seared!
See, I can't stand you fuckin’ “intellectuals”
Out reading books and playing god; well, you can tell me where that's getting ya!
The industry betrayed ya, should've invest in a better clock 
I'll take that shitty Box of Worlds and use it as a litterbox!
I've studied racial issues, and I know what the facts say
Simulation or not, you're trapped within the rat race
So go and get slammed findin’ where your bitch went
Ain't like that fake wife in your mind when I'M fucking implants!

Fitz:
Talk bein’ a father? …To your son, you're like your author 
Dropping you off discarded…cuz that film was corny dogshit 
I get being thirsty (drinks), but you got a problem
Everyone lost because you wanted the L out of Harlem 
Then they bombed it (drinks) …but you know the deal 
Could never put up your dukes, just put up Duke as a shield
I did nothing that you've claimed…Skillet’s right here, pal.
(Skillet screech) …I'm gonna go get a beer now.


12 Oz. Mouse vs. Fritz The Cat - Rap Battle

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